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968.440
it's like super terrible. it's not even equivalent. the d10 is actually worse. actually worse? if you get a really really annoying room like the freaking meatbags chasing you around, that could save your life. yeah, or it could reroll it into like five different kinds of enemies that are almost impossible. all champions. in conjunction with one another. does it have enemy pools based on where you are in the game? no, it rerolls universally.
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i can't get the idea of like a student, not really breeding simulator, but a game where you like try to make the best students you possibly can and then compete. like do like a math competition with other schools, which are other like bread children. pokemon challenges basically. yeah. but then like you have to like petition the governor for like extra funds. and then based on your performance in the spellathon, you'll either get them or you won't get them.
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sincerely is dirty medicine. more like monster rancher but with humans. you know, monster rancher was actually way ahead of its time. the whole thing about seeding your characters with cds that you own was great. it basically would generate monsters for you based on what music albums you put into your playstation. for real? yeah, for real. that's pretty cool. it was a great idea. what the fuck are you doing? you just lost that idea to 5,000 people. if they can make it and they can make it good, they deserve it, honestly.
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called it perfect timing ah i can't turn back the other way cuz i'm a freaking crab still yeah, i don't think that's going anywhere my crab wore off or my mushroom wore off anyway. i don't think i was tripping i think i picked up a mushroom item i'm sorry. i picked up a crab based item. did you have your neen on cuz? then it's straight tripping. that's usually when you do that. oh, henrik's mean you're dead as hell. you can take that banana bread
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there is no spoiler alert for movies that are based in history. jesus dies at the end. you all go see the flash for the guys. what? yeah dude, he comes back. what? yeah dude, he comes back. how is that possible? braver heart. the bravening.
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you like that one, josh? i don't get it. i like to eat, eat, eat. apples and bananas. what's happening right now? that's a raffi song. raffi? oh, okay. i'm more familiar with his banana work about a phone. yeah, he's got a couple banana based hits. i don't know if apples and bananas was actually a big hit, but it lives on. bananas? bananas, though? oh, it's called apples and bananas. but the point of the song is that he changes the vowels and the words from time to time.
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cee is there anything with like the bottom right? is there like three? yes, rows? three rows. bottom right. oh, okay. wait, what? we were on the wrong page? god damn it. based on this play, read the label of a particular button and proceed to step two. oh! bottom right. fuckers. here we go again. i still don't get it though. top right, wire pNL. yellow, white, black, black, yellow. five wires.
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of who's on first. yes, this is the who's on first puzzle. display is bottom right. step one to determine a button labeled to read. using the button label, use step two to determine which button to push. bottom right, what does that mean? um, so, based on display, read the label of a particular button and proceed to step two. yeah. so read the button on the bottom right. what's the first button that appears in its corresponding move? what is it? bottom right says right. right. oh, oh, man. so press? nope.
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feel like you can almost map the trajectory of the rock band franchise based on the quality of rush songs that were on disk it's like it's our hero to you got like why yz it's a fucking job rock band one is tom sawyer and then like rock band two was the trees and you're like okay well like i
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okay. oh. that liked it. my idea was actually just to hit them with the water gun, but it didn't work. i understand that this sounds callous. i'm actually like a very nice person. this is based on experience of being like in cities and people are like, hey, can i get some help? and then you're like, yeah, sure, what's up? you need some directions?
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rob, this must be worth it for you, man. i don't even have the option to bid anymore. it's not letting me. because you're the winning bid! oh, okay. oh, do we have something we were specifically trying to draw? yeah, yeah, one of the three, yeah. you have to decipher what that thing is and whether you want to buy it. based on the things that you have. good job, dog. you lost $200 on your purchase. oh, i just drew random shit. i did technically lose $200, yes. oh, you know what? i'm going high on this one.
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there's a like a wormsy kind of game that's coming up that's in development right now and it's sort of like a physics based thing where you build a huge structure and then you shoot cannons at each other's structure and it's all 3d and it looks really cool and i wanted to get a copy of that eventually. yeah. i've talked to the dev a couple times, i figured it'd be good for the show maybe. i like wormsy stuff. i can't actually remember what it's called right now. i don't know how many use these floating platforms but it could be fun.
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oh man, then mom's eye. oh shit dog. that's sweet. you guys are phoned now. wait, mom's eye didn't stick with me forever so i don't know what to tell you. sometimes it's based on your luck stat i think. oh, well it's a good thing i got that luck up then. isn't it? that is very true. i mean we're doing a lot of damage. ultra green is definitely gonna die and i'm gonna unlock lilith. hooray! me too dude! but it's a very strange run. the bear bones, thank you for the subscription. and you know what, thank you to moobot for also being a part of this fun.
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prohibitively saw a small on runs before that could be great for dodging a shitload of bullets though. it's very true there's any certainly positives associated with it i feel uncomfortable this man is named rag man like it just is like maybe we shouldn't just define him. i'm fucking dead with holy mantle, maybe we shouldn't define him based on his uh his choice of attire you know
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abel! i'm wearing your shirt abel. buy that spider you hooligan. i'll buy the spider don't even worry about my spider mon. it's a nice item. i got i was lucky enough the first time i got spider mon i also had libra so i finally got to actually like see mathematically how that changes your damage based on items you pick up. so you pick up like polyphemus and you're like oh, i'm doing like 25% more damage now. that's pretty sweet.
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it seems you're looking for a real estate agent, am i correct? based on your wedding ring, i can tell you're married. that puts you between the $100,000 and $150,000 bracket. i have four homes available for checking out, but you'll choose this one. that's like a half baked snl skit right there. i mean honestly you gave it a better shake than i was planning on so thank you for that. yeah, i'm into it.
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have you noticed this? it's based on the proximity to 4pm and 20 minutes past. mmm. well, that's a subtle one. i have a feeling it went over a lot of people's heads there. go my god nails! fly true! wait, was that magician? did you know that april 20th is tyrone mcmillian's birthday? no way. yeah, it's true. tyrone mcbreadman, i mean. it's from breadman mcnicolo. yeah, that's the one.
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it's like they forgot the order or something? i don't really get how that happened if that's the case. antimonum. thank you for the subscription. i mean, i don't know, doesn't that... the rules card gets unlocked from a challenge, right? i can't remember. yeah, i can't remember either. i thought it was progression based. maybe, like, runes got unlocked through challenges. maybe a rules card doesn't. i don't remember. maybe it unlocks when the angel statues break or something. it's possible. i don't recall.
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you're getting lost. i accidentally pressed a q. that uses your card. yeah, i didn't want to because i had like, i just killed like the mini boss room and then i used it after all the enemies were dead and it was like, your tears follow the enemies. oh yeah, that's good. yeah, i mean it's a good card. it's not the opportunity time to use it, you know what i mean? was it the magician? yeah, it was the magician. i had a feeling based on your description. mmm, that's good.
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weird they also use like your voice data. i think to market to you sometimes. that's cool. i don't use it by that that's that's some science fiction level shit that i'm not quite it just seems really odd how many times they've offered me an ad based on what i was just talking about maybe it is just an accident but no it's because you're probably like google searching it at the same time to figure out stuff to talk about oh
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this is how they say it is a breaker. they think it's cool. they still use ham radio cuz skype's garbage they don't want to get served the video ads based on their conversations. that makes the only your form of communication left pretty reasonable
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i have no qualms against that. and are there different limitations? like in one of them you can use barbed wire around your fist? oh, that'd be cool. you gotta know which one you're signing up for, because you want to end up in the wrong league. true. thank you also new spire for the $5 donation. nick, you're right. a few years ago google patented technology to target advertising based on recorded speech. it's not a stretch to say that microsoft is similar technology. that's what i thought.
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in the midst of the chaos and don't move around you can actually just stand there, stand still and not take damage. it's all pattern based. dick was telling me he had noticed that and i was like oh you're right but the only problem is that when he switches directions, he gets your move. yeah. oh that's lovely. cursed eye stays through rerolls. thanks. i don't know if that's always true. i think it stays until you get like a tear effect that presupposes it which is not the word that i'm looking for but you know what i mean. pre empts it.
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seems to mean that them stacking doesn't really matter that much i guess. because even when you re roll like 20 times you end up with four or five transformations you don't really feel like you're overpowered based on only the transformations. that's true. you do get the ability to fly. right, which is very helpful. yeah, it's useful. and now that the tumor apparently works properly i think it could be a lot better. i still think it's kind of bad. oh yeah? like, i mean, i don't know if it's actually worse but i think it's like not
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thanks very much for watching, appreciate it. i, uh... bumbo just paid out with an hp upgrade. oh. bumbo's got a lot of tricks up his sleeve, doesn't he? yeah. bumbo's doing some wild and crazy stuff here. my run's over, i can do something for a bit. yeah. find a way to kill maybe like ten minutes, and you'll be... you'll be good. guess i should have stood there, huh? just taking that one in. time to give up fallout 4 to do greed mode grinding. seems a little premature to me. thank you, based bumbo.
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does anyone know in detail? or is it just a sign? yeah, you put it in a brine for preservation purposes. there's some kind of vinegar involved in the brine. that is a brine! the brine is like salty water. the brine is vinegar based. oh, okay. vinegar based brine. vinegar based brine is the name of my new ska band. honestly, vinegar based brine sounds like a twitch person. yeah, it does. yeah. ah!
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does the phrase based on a true story really even mean anything anymore? yeah. what even is true? oh! sweet! oh, for some reason you just don't get hurt by that bomb. yeah! alright. deer power, i guess. yeah, that's what the deer god does. oh, yeah, i'm just gonna hit all those boxes. oh god, now i'm accidentally referencing something that happened with game grumps. i didn't do that on purpose, i don't even know. oh, fuck! we get great drop points here.
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i'm glad that they're keeping it kind of like based around reasonable limitations instead of trying to do shit that just doesn't make sense. it's better to keep your brand integrity together than force it and end up messing it all up. yo, y'all are rude. this music needs to leave some room to grow. it's more of a show er then. yeah, it gets like really intense right out of the gate.
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