Quotes about “bars for the kids”
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5709.42
they should have an mxc for kids man, like it's funny enough watching full grown adults like eat shit but like imagine if once you're like six year old just put them on the adult's corsets they go on that like pendulum swinging thing and just getting knocked off into the mud that'd be so funny. i mean, that's a genre of internet video those like swinging like foam bars. they play with kids it's so funny watching them just get smacked at like 20 miles an hour with that thing.
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2132.26
i mean not to kill someone. what was your aol screen name? we can't give anybody ideas how to ruin halloween for kids. that's true! taint candy by putting it on your taint. don't do that either! don't do that at all. the biggest halloween prank i pull is buying king sized candy bars to give out to all the kids. yeah, here's a trick. you thought you were getting a fun size. this is actually like store bought premium, buddy. whoa!
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8068.460
okay, yeah, all right man making butt butter angles you guys it doesn't like a man sitting on a stick of butter actually does chocolate chocolate rain. it's the chocolate butter. there's some chocolate more great there i was at ikea there. oh, there's only chocolate bars. they're called chocolate morks i think more kids like swedish for bar or something oh
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6175.660
obviously, but it's also not the principle if you posted the video on facebook, your local facebook group to be like, can somebody please find these kids? because if it was the principle, you'd be like, someone stole all my candy. wow, you really can't have anything these days, right? even though i'm sure this is a crime that's been happening for 3,000 years. but instead you're like, can somebody please find these teenagers and incarcerate them for stealing my fun size candy bars?
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1456.40
or a cheap chick in the city for that matter. but apparently what a lot of city kids do for halloween is they, when they're really young, they go to the mall. the mall has like some days that are halloween themed and then you go around the stores and like the staff gives you a little candy bar or something. we're not just driving out to like the richest areas of vancouver to get fun sized chocolate bars or full sized chocolate bars or anything like that. we're just literally like driving out to a place where people expect trick or treaters.
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3449.10
it's just people doing chargebacks. come on. parents at factories just drop that shit in the break room and make millions? anyone ever thought about committing fraud and being like, hey, we're selling like $5 chocolate bars for my kids' school and then just like keeping the money for yourself? zero tickets? that seems bad. i'll be honest, ever since i've become an upstanding member of the community,
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2206.24
maybe one person in class didn't eat breakfast or something like that. they gotta eat a nature valley granola bar. they shouldn't have to provide 30 nature valley granola bars. everybody else had some captain crunch for breakfast. they can keep their eyes on the damn chalkboard. that being said, i don't think kids should be allowed to go to the bathroom.
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he's a judd apatow guy? he's an apotanium, yeah. wait, isn't he also how to turn your dragon, the voice actor? he is the voice actor, toothless. it's also popular mechanics for kids, the best. popular mechanics for kids. oh, this is one of... this one gets my heartstrings going instantaneously. poor gold bars. chad, are these all just aesthetics? no! does it matter? these are all just aesthetics, right? no!
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661.02
the coffee infused chocolate bar in canada. you're giving away coffee bars to kids? kids don't like coffee. to our north, i think. right on that red. i'm just going to walk back with the tree in my line of sight until i'm safe. how's that for some tech? you want to ride the lightning up here? of course. coffee crisp is goated. i will say it's a little bit more like, you know, young kids don't really like it. but that's what i
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1858.58
i have a very large lower body compared to my upper body. i was a little chubby as a kid. so kids, they'd always get on like that steel bar and they'd like flip around or whatever. they go on the monkey bars and go like blah blah blah blah. i was more of like i go on the swing, i go on the slide. so whenever i see like the people that train for american ninja warrior and they're always like, what's up guys? my name is damian. i'm a yoga instructor who lives in san diego, california. and then like
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