Quotes about “barcelona”
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what percentage of people would interrupt a famous person in a public setting to ask for an autograph? why did you say that like a robot? what percentage of people would interrupt a famous... what robot is that? i am a robot made in barcelona. barcelona. i haven't had a smoking for 17 years. everyone's going like, oh no, no, no. but what if it was like, uh, david hyde pierce?
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10269.620
damn it. why do you always get the dog slash wolf related promises? and you're always against me. creative use for a corn cob as the source of vitamins and minerals or primative technology. primative technology. the barcelona robot is back.
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i think he'd be a cool dad. he could get us to talk to markiplier. who hates jack black? okay, who's your favorite actor if you don't like jack black? ooh, i like daniel day lewis. yeah, enjoy going to the movies once every 100 years, watch him play a dude with no fucking eyeballs. wow, great time. ooh, i only respect heavier boredom. i'm learning catalonian spanish because of his role in vicky cristina barcelona. that's a lot of first names.
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yeah, you got it chad. this is it barcelona. so you always see like your friends from college. i'm going to barcelona look at this l. it'll look to see the grass fields of barcelona some eco recyclage long didier that post where's mont didier? how didier? is it mont like mo nt yeah, so flat here? oh?
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1242.920
yeah, whatever, make guess. freaking wilbert train. i don't like this wilbert train. get out of here. it was on the other side of the iberian peninsula. yeah, the sign that i saw was like barcelona. yeah, yeah, that was for the first time. it's like here it is. pop quiz. yes. where does the route of barcelona come from? it's named after the football team.
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1365.160
i think they decided not to name wherever this town is and just fuse two names. is it barcelona? no, it is india homa. so wrong with that. india fucking homa. oh, my god. what's the matter? are you homophobic? oh boy, i'm from oklahoma, but i really like indiana. what can we call this place? what's your least favorite state? ah, florida.
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3205.820
well, this don't think it's the wrong way, but i can be a little dismissive and i admit that but at the same time when the questions like you know, what's the capital of austria and discussion about whether or not it's barcelona i'm like, i'm just gonna pick vienna and then we'll you know, let the chips fall where they may. yeah, that's fine so we actually did like each of us had our own set of questions and we all were fighting for the highest score i'd like i'd like you guys to get to the back of the boat, please because the
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507.400
it's fine. it's just that it's an analyst game. don't worry. it's fine. you know, it's a weird sport for salary is soccer because in soccer you literally just go like, hey, barcelona, right? i want lionel messi on my team. and then they go, no. and you go, well, what if we give you 400 million euros? maybe. i don't know. think about it.
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2203.14
solemn mourning period right now instead of shit posting in my chat? oh, oh, he doesn't care about covent gardens? he doesn't care. next he's going to tell me he doesn't care about piccadilly circus, which is not even a circus. it's just like a times square for ants. paris or sarajevo? paris. i double hit. i double hit. i'd like to take that one back, please. obviously, i know barcelona is closer to the prime meridian than the capital of russia. more green space by percentage?
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well, here's the thing. would you count nature in scotland as green space? isn't it more of kind of like a murky sort of brownish verdant? i'm going to say it's edinburgh regardless. okay, sorry, it's london. you know what? i forgot about greenwich again. this is one of the greenest spaces of all. i'm going to say milan has more green space. wrong again. i'm going to say paris has more green space. i'm going to say barcelona. no, barcelona is like...
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it's a city. madrid is also a city. i'm gonna say barcelona. okay, we got all four of those wrong. more annual precipitation. i'll say london and oh, it's rome. okay, never mind. british people will be like, oh it always rains so much here. okay, not as much as italy apparently. more annual precipitation. i'm gonna say madrid.
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5550.88
i'm getting into soccer betting, but i don't know anything about soccer. can you give me some advice? will barcelona score two goals today? every part of this sentence is a red flag. why are you betting to begin with, but especially why are you betting on something that you don't even know anything about? not to be rude.
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5577.32
what do you mean you're getting into soccer betting? they will for sure bet big your money is safe? does messi still play for barcelona? and why ask me? i don't know what you think about it. no, he plays at paris saint germain now. oh, okay. don't they sing that song that's like, can't keep my hands to myself? ooh, i'm a rebel just for... i thought he was a, um... i thought he was a soccer player. that's portugal the man? yeah, paris saint germain.
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cuz aren't you barcelona? madrid? rome. budapest. moscow. london. this is athens. this is rome. okay, okay, we got one. bring it back, bring it back. this is amsterdam. this shit is portugal. those are portuguese roofs. i think you might want to take it back a bit. that's a grab maybe. okay, i'm playing geoguessr.
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i mean, honestly, josh, you've been to montreal. you've been to toronto. i'm not gonna say that that means that you have been to ottawa, but i mean, there's a lot of places on this earth to go to. you don't have to see all of them. i think if you've seen toronto and you've seen montreal, you could skip ottawa and go to barcelona or something like that instead. i don't think you need to see absolutely every city in canada. that's too much.
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because then you're gonna have to start going to like saskatoon and stuff like that. and i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. isn't barcelona full of rude people? my brother in christ, you live in the united states of america. what are you talking about? look at all the lols. look at that. they love it. that's true. the us is actually not full of rude people. they're very like nice to your face. they're outwardly very, very polite.
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