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alright, i'm gonna go for a mole. not advisable. this is going pretty well so far. there he goes! alright, here it comes. and... goodbye. alright. made an ice cream cone down there. i sure did. one of the scoops is like flying off, it's like anti grab ice cream. bear tuffy is ryan's barber called... f bre ge.
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oh hell yeah, rob's the killer. that means i get to be jake park again. yeah, do it. glen from walking dead. this is glen from walking dead? that is not glen. glen from walking dead. just shave him. he hasn't been to the barber in a while. i got the mme skull. i got mme too! what was that about? i don't know. wait, did you guys crash? no, just loading up. usually the thing that said mme token. with a skull on the front.
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this is gonna be a big win for barber here. who the heck is barber? i wasn't aiming for you man, i just missed the big show. he's not big enough for the target. i wouldn't say i missed him. alright, simon got you. oh! oh!
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here we go, barber of liars. better hurry nick. no! it's just slightly too high, isn't it? fuck! fuck! just climb the dead corpses. you can do it, you can do it. shadow xg, thank you as well. that's a fucking coin dude.
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california. horses don't have toes. california, thank you. they have one big hard toe. if they don't have toes, how do they wear shoes? ah, my toes, my toes! who said that? what'd you do that for? do what? that. barber wire? oh, fudge. well, that didn't work out too well. yeah, i'm done. oh my god, josh did it again. he's the california hero. i can't believe he's gonna do the honorable thing twice in one run. it's so amazing that he cares much about the... i don't require him to do it twice.
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yeah, we gotta be right we have to barber the ceiling if possible yeah, so that you can't we want to do it you want like come on, austin. oh you can okay for us. no we were together. okay. make it make a total on the side. oh we have speed meta guys speed um i feel like speed meta someone's going obstacle. yeah, listen to speed metal fans i think that wait, i thought we were killing ourselves
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30 years now, so it's like, you know, they know what it takes. my parents divorced, so... well... that's a good point, i mean, my parents divorced too when i was like two, so like, they don't even know for each other. yeah, that's, you know, teach amanda fish, etc. what percentage of men have their hair cut at establishments that display barber poles? that's a great question!
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5%? no, you're ignorant of the urban environment. i used to get my head in a place with a barber pole. almost everywhere has one.
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yeah i think i've never seen a barber pole in over 20 years that's not your that's that's your problem that's not our problem maybe it's my problem i live in this city maybe it's your problem okay so it wasn't that fucking high you guys well i'm just saying like you guys like oh it must be 89,000% 5% more than 20 man pick the weirdest person in like your fourth grade class and that's that person right there
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how are you gonna know what building it is if you don't see the barber pole? exactly! i mean, fuck, they got barber poles in new york city all over the place. what percentage of people have crowd surfed? what? um, i have. yeah. ahh! ooh, that's a tough one. i have violently mosh, but i've never actually crowd surfed, oddly enough. yeah. crowd surfed. i have mosh.
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barber posts either? 29%! yeah man! get the fuck outta here! if you live in middle america, they're really common actually. i've been to one, it wasn't a big deal. you're kidding me! yeah. if you're in like the suburbs or like a rural area, they have them all the time. clark dragon, thank you for the subscription. well, my mind is boggled. i had no idea, but you learn something new every day. that's ridonkulous! the common cold. i got once a year actually. i got once a month.
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what do you think about my dick? sure. you being soccer? that's not a question. so what do you how do you how do you order a haircut? like when you go into the barber shop? i go, hey, here's like a picture. yeah, i showed like
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it's a frozen pajama sandwich. i've never seen it abbreviated as a pj sandwich. i mean, it's a bit weird. it's a pajama sandwich! i mean, i suppose you could put up an amazon here. it was $53 to $47 for intense water sports. oh, come on. a really dumb name for a barber shop. ok spaghetti or sheer and clear, my head.
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of older horror movies, that's the nature of it though, right? because like, basically what happens is, you know, a good director has a good idea and he makes the movie, and then it does well, and then the studio's like, oh, that made a lot of money, make more! and he's like, nah, i'm good? and then they get other directors and then it's terrible. so like, that's, that's, that's like the main theme of horror movies. franchises anyway. yeah. but the first teller is just really good. that's what i heard. yeah, clyde barber, man.
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