Quotes about "ball"

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸1⧸15]

Librarian Fri Oct 02 Watch on YouTube ↗

1901.660 mike tyson's northernlion. thank you very much for the subscription. i appreciate it. i got the crystal ball that was my item room. i'll go to magic stick crystal balls and pretty good. it's pretty good it's just it's gonna only give me cards. i know it. it's possible. yeah, what if it gives you here a font cards? oh, then you're it didn't so far. give me high priestess and it's okay. he's been paying out a lot. i'm actually gaining health now as i take damage and have a hard time Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸29⧸15]

Librarian Sat Oct 31 Watch on YouTube ↗

2303.720 you are welcome. did you see the rocket league stuff? yeah, man. i'm actually very excited for that. so they keep making... oh, geez. that's a bad decision. they keep making what i would describe as very good decisions. yes. hockey rocket league sounds like fun. i don't know the specifics if it's just gonna be like a puck instead of a ball or if there's gonna be less traction on the ice, but i'm interested. i saw an image. the image looked like the entire field was coated in ice. that is cool. Search ↗
2333.220 i like the idea of like, cube ball as well and like all the other modifiers. and from what i've heard as i watch the stream, it seems like you'll have control over the individual things like friction and momentum and things, so... should be able to just make the exact thing we want. Search ↗
2376.460 but you know what, the americans already have brawl ball. oh that's what we get? brawl ball? you get brawl ball. god damn it. i really missed that one. no offense of course to brawl. oh good, placenta. rocket basketball? that was actually... i feel like basketball could actually work. Search ↗
4769.200 that sisyphus thing was him too, right? yeah, man this is sisyphus. rolling the ball up the hill. sisyphus. sisyphus. i don't know why i really like that. can we just agree that an omelet shoved between a waffle and a pancake is top tier? i don't want to consume this. i thought you were going to say between two butt cheeks. that's the zach galifianakis show, right? oh yeah, i guess. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸2⧸15]

Librarian Tue Nov 03 Watch on YouTube ↗

305.500 wait, do i not know how this item works? there's a... there's a ball. it's a cursed eye. i think i forgot what missingno does. missingno rerolls your entire run every single floor. oh yeah. alright, that's fun. let's do that. now, what's better? blackface friend or ifriend? i'm not gonna answer that question. i went with ifriend. what's the first blackface friend? it's the friend in... steven universe. yeah. Search ↗
1241.320 oh i can kick it around like a hockey puck. oh wait, are you talking about uh, you got little gertie, that item is awesome. it's like a cute little marshmallow. that eye is cute as a button man. i wanna play isaac hockey with it. these red ghosts are shitty. yeah they're pretty nasty. i've got no eyes but i must shoot. like my head is just a ball. yeah, you can play that game. i got the all stats up and shuffle thing. probably not too good. that's experimental treatment. could be worse. if they made that any better. Search ↗
2536.680 i'm always like, i'll die as lilith eventually, but i wanted to die a lot earlier than i did. mr. quaint11, thank you for the... wait, you can see where the secret rooms are with lilith? is that a thing? no, you might have taken a pill or gotten an item or something. that'd be an interesting twist actually for a character. they can see all the secret rooms always. maybe it was the magic gateball thing. not magic gateball, this thing. the crystal ball. the tragic gateball. yeah, crystal ball gives mapping. gives mathis. Search ↗
2569.380 well, i'm liking these batteries because i keep using them to get crystal ball health. but then i have to keep fucking going all the way back to the item room so i can get my friendship box. it sucks. they don't sound like batteries to me, they sound like gooderies if you ask me. i feel like... that was actually really good. i like that one. i also like josh's reaction to that one, especially with it. Search ↗
2653.080 i like to think they're wrong. don't let them eat you. i'm going to, uh, well i got another fat battery. so i gotta go on to the item room so i can get my crystal ball and then grab my battery right before the boss room and then... more like a goodery. ...travel all the way back. oh my god, it didn't give me heart this time? it gave me a chariot? what is a chariot? more like a heart attack. god. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸4⧸15]

Librarian Fri Nov 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

1621.820 not as sweet as it would be if i didn't have libra, but... oh! i kinda like it. yeah, it requires some finesse, but i like it. oh, kitty boss! kitty boss. little horn. oh yeah. he throws his ball of yarn at you and then he goes in a kitty cave. so cute. Search ↗
1646.440 dude, i pitched an idea to the rocket league devs. make all the cars look like cats and then change the ball into a ball of yarn. and just release it for like two bucks. not that you're not already doing pretty well for yourselves probably, but start rolling in the cash. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Sat Nov 07 Watch on YouTube ↗

6800.960 easy money. well, there's four minutes left in the segment. so i'm looking forward to your progress me too. where'd my chest go? i don't get it. oh, can i hold this one? maybe hairy testicle ball seems real useful. that's actually edmunds balls. i had you guys throw an item downwards while midair and climb the wall to progress gives you like a extra tile boost. ah, i Search ↗
7589.600 you know, i feel like it's like, uh, you know, major league baseball players, they sometimes they pitch with the large ball so that when they get the small hard ball, it's that much easier, man. it'll make you better at spelunky, most likely. exactly. banana who. people ask that every day. banana who. bummer nuts. banana who. Search ↗
8868.280 you think i'm not gonna hit that ball? it's coming back, baby. like you'll be okay someday. i'm so sure about that. yellow! no! did i kill somebody? no. Search ↗
10044.040 and i will never read one of your comments because that's not what he does, but i will pay five dollars to fox if he does. snap. oh, that's gotta hurt. oh look i got the little slime ball! i lost. fox. sorry. my dog. come on man. what? you want me to beat nick for you? this is duck game all over again. it is duck game all over again. Search ↗
10806.240 story still gets me man. it's a it's an in joke if you ever had one. okay, i'm gonna don't touch me for like eight seconds. thanks. now get rekt. holy schnikes. oh yeah, like a dinosaur egg there for a sec. yeah, it was like a little bouncy ball thingy. oh, he's trying to dig his way into that freaking hedge. don't let him in there. i'm trying to keep it open for you. Search ↗
11189.560 nick, come and suck on it. how'd that go? he beats me. this is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny. okay, let's do this. here's the deal. oh, tunnel level. this is my tunnel. oh, what have you done? i'm gonna kill us both. first pinata's for me. it's a ball and chain. i don't know how i like that. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸9⧸15]

Librarian Thu Nov 12 Watch on YouTube ↗

77.840 we're gonna play afterbirth and then we're gonna play... duck game. duck game, and then after that we're gonna play rocket league with mutators. and big ball and boost and square ball, whatever they got in there. what kind of afterbirth run would you like to do today? i've been doing afterbirth because i've been trying to get all the hard mode things. i'm not really too good, but i did most of it. like isaac, i'm mostly okay. maggie. Search ↗
365.600 uh, well, for whatever reason, i was loving life. it took me like 18 minutes. i did ball stretch actually. what? we had very different runs. i also re rolled the whole run. so the pills are bad, all of them? i would take none of them, yeah. there might have been one speed upgrade, but i don't remember what it was. so my brains challenge run was actually the one that i said like you've got to watch this video when i put it up because i think it was the best run i've ever done in my life. really? Search ↗
6842.500 you're gonna play cue ball? i don't know, we'll play like all ball. all ball. how do we... can we just cue for it or what even happens? i don't know, let's see if i can make a room. 1000 deluge coins is 13 us cents. yeah, i bet the taxi driver never even redeemed it. that's probably true. he's got like a bitcoin wallet he doesn't even know about. oh yeah, i could put on uh... you could put on underwear. Search ↗
6909.800 yeah, this is pretty awesome. there's a mutator playlist for online play. that's all you wanna do? yeah, man. yeah. i have it set though with super fast ball speed and super light as a cube and then the ball is large. i think the mutator playlist will probably give us like random mutators or something. okay. wait, what kind of mutators are there? it's just like the cube mostly and like gravity. you can change the gravity and the speed of things. Search ↗
7085.340 veg kim and then sidney crosby ball sized large. wait boost keeps going up. yeah, boost charges wait, i do stuff recharging now. oh wait. no, it just takes a second to start again. oh man there's like the gravity really is quite low. i don't know. what is this like moon gravity or some shit? i'm just kidding. i'm stuck in the air forever like my my car is just unruly slow got it. oh, yeah Search ↗
7117.780 feels like we're kicking a beach ball around which is kind of awesome actually. yeah, have you seen my beach ball? what is that? don't worry about it. you wanna see my beach ball? i don't remember that song. remember. alright, it's gonna take a little while to reacquaint ourselves with uh... moon gravity. it'll take the whole five minutes for us to get acquainted and then it'll immediately change to something totally different. no, it's gonna go in! it may go in right now. ah, i missed it! that would have been... aw. Search ↗
7315.380 so my trust has said the stream keeps going pixely for me on yours. they just said it's back on his too. my wife, who is also a streamer and understands my desire for specific feedback, keep me posted. oh no. oh i'm coming in boys. you did. i missed big time but it was still pretty good. yeah, it was a great approach. nice save. you actually counted as an aerial hit and a clear ball. kate says dude it looks nice. oh that's a goal. Search ↗
7451.540 good fuck. i don't mind fighting these guys. let's do it rotary match. it's it the same moon gravity again i don't know or accident that we're there a second game playing it there. i tell me i had to play demand you'd hit to me we're gonna see pinball ball size small bouncing is high wait below that sounds good so wait this is a ball this is a this is a this is the opposite kind of what we just had wait. yeah, this is foosball. oh Search ↗
7484.980 there's actually a said pinball like on the screen. i just clicked use ball though so you can suck it. i can't read. also we don't get regenerating turbo which sucks a little. i got used to that. feels more like an actual soccer ball now. yeah, that is correct. wow! that's what that guy said too. ball went really high in the air. he almost saved the... or scored a goal on his own net. alright everyone cool it a little. you get some real velocity on this. Search ↗
7630.400 otherwise i'd just say we want to play that the whole time. i first touched it. oh, then they last touched it. no this replays to get the coach button. i don't need to watch that one. if malf was here, we'd all be winning. it's true. um, all right. uh, i don't know what happened. yeah, no problem. missed it. oh, there it is. did i hit that? did they actually leave because they like hate ping pong ball? i don't know. oh. Search ↗
7691.380 what are you going with that, shoshana? i kind of figure like that's the new way to score. just hit it as hard as you fucking can. just ram someone, i'm sorry. it's alright. look at the setup you created there. oh! dude, you can get some velocity on this ball. i'm expecting some beautiful strikes. beautiful. like that james blunt song. yeah. my life is soccer. my car's well oiled. we had an advantage, but now it's soiled. Search ↗
7887.480 senor stassybottom, hit ready and then zillari. zillari's chopping this shit up into a montage he's gonna put up on his youtube channel. i'm gonna put my fist up his youtube channel. because i like the idea that your shithole is the youtube channel. you're active. square ball. there's a square ball, boost him out, recharge it slow. but it still is better than not slow. so it behaves like a cardboard box. Search ↗
7962.540 triangles are two dimensional? well, i meant like a three dimensional one. they should make a spherical ball. yeah, they should make a ball sack ball. just like a sack with two balls in it. come on! get dusted. i haven't played this in a good while. pretty obvious. that's like being on the canucks. or the sharks. yeah, that's also pretty true right now. oh, the deeks. good save, good save. Search ↗
8100.540 missed it. i'm ready. and feo chan just resubscribed for eight months in a row as well. well to mac feo chan. cube ball's hard to maneuver, man. i can see it being fun once you get the hang of it, really. right now it's a new experience for us. the rocket league guys seem to really get into it. wow! they should do it as a game mode in like supersonic, acrobatic, ultrasonic battle parts. what the hell, man? i didn't set him up for that. Search ↗
8142.280 i was the greatest goal of all time! it's the elucidator, he's the greatest mod of all time. he's up there, you know? in like an eight way tie. i'll punish your cube, nick. really? whoa! that was amazing! that was incredible! they were punishing my cube. look at this goal, it bounced around. he's like floating around. he scored it with his ass by accident. it's beautiful. he has blasted it. alright, we can still do this. yeah, dude. probably. you gotta smash the ball in the corner. Search ↗
8324.740 but ultimately, a huge glow in the dark dildo would be the best of all worlds. that would be amazing. that would be the best. that would definitely be... a big flopper. you throw it across the room and everybody's surprised. did you just call it big flopper? of course i did. you guys are already closer than you think to accomplishing your dream. are you calling us big floppers? i'm calling you big fucking floppers. square ball is the worst, man. alright. i agree. let's do beach ball again and have it float. Search ↗
8354.440 i got a reddit antenna if i ever wanted to just meet myself. you could vote rematch and we could live the rest of our lives in peace and happiness. i voted rematch? oh, i got a ready up. that's it. that's the secret of survival. what about this one? okay. what if you go to throw your big flopper across the room and it goes out the window? wait, what's the ball? yeah, fuck you, luke! what's the ball mode? it looks like big ball. yeah, it looks very large. it's gigantic, ball speed slow, ball weight super light, and ball bounce is high. Search ↗
8388.540 alright beach ball mode. i like boots boots has a cool face. they should be gooch that is a big old ball. you can get it in for my whole life. i think nice let's try hard on this one. oh, yeah. there you go. it's not large. it's just extremely close nice good set go ah oh, no, you got too much velocity. oh, yeah, major or something. oh Search ↗
8540.680 we got this josh set it up. how's that? it's the gigantic ball i kept it in all right set it up. you got it set it up. i loan porpoise how was that yeah? that was another one that was up there for sure the all time greatest plays oh no dead i got it. i don't got anymore wow i think heights gonna be the name of the game here Search ↗
8591.380 now i'm gonna lock my duck ball speed or power though less likely to be relevant. i think oh shit, oh man. it's along for the ride at that point. this is like damn hard. it's surprisingly difficult it's gonna be like a 10 minute game i'd like synchronized. yeah i get a gift of that no Search ↗
8632.000 no! how many times?! god! that was impossible! oh, bear's in chat. hi, bear! nah, bear missed his time. don't die. i invited you a bunch of times if you want to play with us. but i guess they're not four on four, so maybe that wouldn't work. it's alright, maybe we can turn around. it's only one point. it takes eight minutes to set up a goal, though. yeah, i know. oh, fuck. whoa, i didn't expect that. ball's too big. won't fit. Search ↗
8693.880 imagine where we'd be if the thug of porn had that attitude. alright, we got this. we got this. great stuff. that's forward momentum. alright. alright, that's it. i just scored. right here. just keep it up in the air forever. it is a beach ball. that's like the name of the game, right? someone's got that for sure. yeah, maybe the guy on his back spinning has got it. no problem. alright, maybe the next one will be fun. Search ↗
8776.280 well that ball looks small but i don't know what the fucking regular ball looks like anymore. oh, this speed is just constantly changing? oh this... oh this could be the worst thing of all time. this is just what it's like when it's laggy as shit. this is just lagged rocketly. rocket lag. oh my god, maybe just when someone hits it it does it? oh maybe that's what it is. trying to highlight the cool second. yeah. gotta speak for everybody when you say fuck this to death. Search ↗
8849.460 high gravity. 1v1. no one ever hit the ball. exactly. it kind of makes me want to throw up a little bit. yeah, i just hate it. i hate everything. does the time go slow too? because it shouldn't. i think the time is normal. fuck that. fuck you canadian cannabis piece of shit. wow, that's like super rude. yeah. good. he's not dang weed. why did that not happen? oh, because everything goes super slow. Search ↗
9274.180 that was great. did you guys get the unreal tournament one? no, i already had it. ten times over. i got another warframe one. that's cool. why'd you get that again? a different one. i had the dragon one before, now i got the one that's like the side of a fist. josh can talk now because he's in the triple digits. i am. you made it happen. thanks dude. bear says, y'all wanna do customs or nah? you can get any of this, i lies. moon ball. alright, i kinda like this one. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸11⧸15]

Librarian Sun Nov 15 Watch on YouTube ↗

8311.460 oh man. like dinger, grand salami and jack come up with a new slang term for a home run in baseball. it went over the fence you fucks or a big ol' baloney ball. that's really good. what? where's lunch meat coming to play here? i almost called it the ham grand slam for a second. oh, that was pretty good. you can just picture like Search ↗
10108.820 although i also would not want to sit on anything cushioned, or not cushioned really for that matter. most people know it as the big apple, but a lesser known nickname for new york is the big booty babe bananza, or the big bolagda. yeah. i would have said the big dapple, just to see what you do. i was gonna say the big crapple. the big ol' bologna ball? alright, i'm expecting 100% to zero right now. Search ↗
10521.500 yeah, egg opa sarang hey, i love you egg father. the white knife. cracking up these games. shiny zebra. the jacko 189. jmanvy. or j m onvy. hallie96. it's probably hallie berry. think she was born in 96? boy that would make her like 19 now. that would make her 5 when she was in swordfish, which i have a little bit of a problem with. in like 6 when she's in monster's ball. xander dota. hainongman. Search ↗
11032.540 ball attack leg strike it caused me to break my leg, but i kill ten enemies. you're like what the fuck dude yeah, he really doesn't mind just basically suiciding himself just to like win a single fight. yeah, it's the life of a ninja it's a tough one. this is so nerdy. i mean you're on twitch tv, bro bobby boop like don't expect to see nerds here like maybe you should go to Search ↗
11198.460 i guess i'll just take a ton of pennies to the end of greed mode, why not? see how much we can donate. is that the wind, lisa? because i thought it was like raining outside or something, because i kept hearing like outside noises. you can come in here, i'll protect you. oh, friend ball. i don't really want that right now. oh my god, it thieved a key from me, my only key. oh, it is storming. okay, that's what i thought. gotta go back for bombs. i actually need bombs, so i'm gonna go jump for them. it steals all my keys. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸12⧸15]

Librarian Mon Nov 16 Watch on YouTube ↗

8830.020 money in the linkle. oh, i just blew up a mine by using a spike ball. i didn't know that was a thing. nice. monkey in the linkle. i did like that. i tried. if you could make that horse whinny a lot more, i'd like that better. can you make it the poo a lot more? horses will the poo all the time without you telling them. wow. that's true. have you guys ever tell you one time i saw a horse try to eat a baby? yeah, i love that story. tell it again. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸18⧸15]

Librarian Fri Nov 20 Watch on YouTube ↗

2986.760 i'm gonna fight the hush. yeah, that doesn't surprise me. what's the uh, what's the shop item that is uh, it looks like a cue ball with two black dots on the front of it? uh, it's ryan. fuck you man! come on, just tell me! that's my selfie, that's my pre stream selfie. it's diplopia. oh, that's a great item. yeah, you should always use it immediately. i don't know if that's true. you should use it on your item room that you have not taken. i used it immediately. Search ↗
3069.320 you'll see here the optimal width for a sphere of volume x. and this is your mother's width, which is pushing the boundaries of acceptable tolerance on a geometric level. i'm glad your mom didn't rip apart like an old balloon bear. and thank you to lady of castamere for the subscription. it'd be sweet if it was lady of castaway, aka helen hunt. more the soccer ball, i guess. america's sweetheart. is that still the way that works? Search ↗
3851.940 honestly, the bears saved that joke like so well. looks like dunstan just checked out. i'm glad you had the conclusion, but it may have needed a little bit of a lifeline midway through. you gotta throw a little stuff like that at the ball. you gotta fail hater nine times before you find the winner. that's true, man. that michael caine joke came to fruition. Search ↗
4967.860 yo, don't come to my chat to say that eluc banned you from nl's chat. get out of here, you dusty canadian. how do i get a triple kill here? there's some way i can get a triple kill if i do this right. watch out, he's holding a rugby ball. instead i'll just opt for no kills. if you don't want to pay for a full shit meal at castle bonita, buy two kids meals for the same price because chicken strips are bomb. Search ↗
6273.640 you say matzah sticks? what do you say? mozzarella sticks. wow, you're just, you know, while in your life away a quarter syllable at a time. i thought you meant like matzah balls when you said that. i was like what is a matzah stick? oh those are matzah. these are mazza. okay, you didn't say the maz that well. it's like the difference between a matzah stick, a mozzarella stick, a mozzah ball and a masala dosa. last one, you lost me on that one. he made that up. that's a real thing. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸16⧸15]