Quotes about “bald shower”
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even our shot speed stat is like comical here. no, i mean, i don't... we do have five luck. sorry, we do have six luck. we might as well. i don't care if you want to payout with something, payout with something. i'm getting the heck out of this run. i gotta shower before my stream, brother. i believe... look, i don't think i need to shower before stream. i don't think anyone would be like, hey, it looks like this guy hasn't showered. when you're bald, you can really hide a lack of cleanliness quite easily.
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i stand by it. it's like sometimes it comes up with twitch chat. you know, we talked about how long we take showers. as a bald man, it's pretty easy to take a shower.
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hey, enel, did you see this tweet? it's funny. y'all can body shame me for being bald, something i have no control over, but when i call you a fat slob that needs to go to the gym because your heart is giving out, i'm the bad guy. it's giving 23 year old bald guy who might be an incel who doesn't go outside, who's having a shower argument with somebody in his head. it's giving guy who's like really, really mad at the world
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dude, you know what's annoying about being bald? is that people ask you dumbass questions all the time. like, what's it like not having hair on top of your head? well yeah, and they think it's hilarious. they're like, when you wash your face, how do you know where to stop? what? but that's actually funny. it's not! once you've heard it a hundred times, you know. and you know it's one percent of the oh fuck! bye mike. when you wash in the shower, do you use soap or shampoo?
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you could get bald dandruff. like if i haven't shaved my head for a week and then i shave my head, there is like some dead skin sorta... i don't know what you'd call it. i guess you just call it dandruff. there's some dandruff and then you shower it off. okay, here's the first thing. we're gonna overflow the sink and then we're gonna enter. yes. yes!
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people always, they have stupid ideas about what it means to be bald too. they're like, you probably save so much time, you know, when you dry off from the shower. well, not really, because like my whole fucking body is covered in hair. but yeah, you know. i mean like this is, i think this is just a commonly established, what's the word i'm looking for?
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they're like, oh so you're addicted? they're using their damn phone in the shower? you are addicted? yeah, i mean i guess i'm addicted to having one cup of coffee a day. but like at least i can shower in like six minutes. because i know your ass is not going to be like efficient while you're scrolling man. that's just not going to happen. six minutes? first off i'm bald okay? so like that takes off the hair washing time. hello. okay fantastic.
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shower debates must go crazy. i have a clear mind in the shower. also, i don't have time to debate in the shower because my debates are long as fuck because i'm rhetorically honest. and my showers are done in like, i'm talking like seven, eight minutes. and yeah, you're going to say that's not fair, you're bald. i'm like, i know it's not fair. you got to take that shit up with god almighty.
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adds up. but thank you guys so much for tuning in. are you going live right after this? because i'm gonna know. so again, i don't want to take too long to say this, but because of that dang isaac episode, i didn't even get a chance to shower before the show. thank god i'm bald.
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my parents are the opposite though. my mom's always like, it's too hot in here. meanwhile my dad's wearing like four sweaters inside. but you know, again it's a nice guy thing to do. i could always sit in my room, sweat it up, take a shower later. doesn't bother me. that is also though why i always laugh when people are like, well it must be convenient to shower as a bald guy because you don't even have to dry your hair. well... yes and no. oh baby.
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