Quotes about “bald”
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i mean if you had the choice to mug a person with hair or a person who's bald, which one do you think is statistically less likely with the large sample size to give you problems? depends on what kind of hair. if it's a mohawk, i'm an owl. yeah, see that's what i'm talking about. buzz cut mohawk, these are things you avoid when you're mugging. not like i'd know. even cornrows, i would dip.
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y'all gotta watch one punch man. people keep tweeting me about one punch man. they say hey, you're like the dude from one punch man. i don't know. is he bald? is that like the gist of it? usually is. i don't know what one punch man is. people send me like pictures of bald people from other races and they'll be like i didn't know you used to be like
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ryan, that was a good banana gun. thank you. i think i'm probably not. i'm also thinking probably not. i'm doing it. josh is doing it though. my... my idea... i'm gonna get fallout and then download it. yeah. and then my character is gonna be ryan. yeah? oh yeah, me too actually. my character is like, it's just a bald lady who's really muscular. alright, maybe i'll just do fox then. actually if i was just gonna do fox i would just play fucking prison architect all day. yeah, right? yeah.
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alright, we can do one from one. meelo sell a finger. meelo? what do they sell in a bald store? fucking the same shit they sell in every other store! bald caps? haerist? donuts, perhaps. haerius donuts. this game is easier than fifa 16. like a breeze, i float and ruin your day.
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i saw that grenade, i just couldn't jump away in time. no. oh, you get to banana town. i'll take you to banana town. oh, god! got him! i don't know why nick's duck... or actually, that's josh's duck. he looks so weird without the tv hat on. it's like your duck became bald. it doesn't feel right. your duck became bald. flower has a turtle inside. josh, what level of super saiyan are you?
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despicable you gotta capture areas this time. oh, dude. let's capture some areas let's start here because then we can you know you saw the strategy there. yeah stratus on the strategy actually the strategic oh man, i just want to get my sweet laser arms. that's all i want they have to be sir. hey, he's gonna pay no, yeah, and they'll why are you bad? i thought it said i know why are you bald? oh?
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i got a big question, what tuuuuunch? man. yeah, that's taking the world by storm. i can tell it's popular because i get about 15 tweets a day. yeah, did you know there's a bald character in it? apparently it looks like you. n.l. senpai is saitama. oh, you have like similarities with the main character. oh, fuck. oh, yes! this is the chosen... this is the chosen game. say that now. it is, it is! oh, foot model, please. oh, i tried to aerial pop it.
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he's bald, that's the joke. he ate a bunch of his own hair and possibly vomit. oh, that's awesome. in the filthy frank video and then he's been exploding, man. yeah, eating your own vomit is a great way to go. i don't want him to come on the show and make me eat my own vomit. that's what happens. that's what i'm concerned about. anywhere he goes you gotta eat the vomit. i don't know where the vomit's coming from but i guess out of your belly. shit. pretty gross, man. alright, let's do it this way. you should eat nugs instead of vomit.
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if you want to do something, you'll do it. i don't think having a new number should make a difference. i don't know, man. i think some people need or benefit from the ability to kind of like chart their progress like that. i guess it's when you look at sort of like a blank slate that can be helpful, yeah. casual ryan, thank you for the subscription. i missed the other one in there. short fat and bald subscribe, thank you very much. help. help me. your resolution is to eat 50 chicken mcnuggets.
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pyro maniac group so good 99 bombs so you got pyromaniac and pyro pretty baller if i didn't say so dude, and i'm not scared of bob's stupid brain too. that's fucking dope thanks very much. l. n l is not bald by choice for the seven months in a row. that's like is that true? like i mean i am like balding by choice though. oh, dude, and you get fucking curse of the tower motherfuck, dude i'm gonna bomb this shit out of my cock. oh
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i don't like madtv. me either. there's a lot of people that think that madtv is like a better version of saturday night live and i'm like that's like... are those people all high up on the court? would you rather have diarrhea or constipation? i don't like will sasso. you don't like will sasso? not at all. you're not his canadian. that's nothing to do with why i don't like him. nothing to do with him. he's an international hero, man. why don't you like will sasso? is it because he's canadian or because he's bald? neither, i just think he's not very funny.
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