Quotes about “back me up librarian”
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librarian, have you been around when i told this story? kate and i were coming back from a magic the gathering tournament we drove to that was in portland. we needed to gas up our car. pardon me. pulled up to the gas station and then i was just about to get out of my car and then there was like an incredibly skinny looking man with long hair standing outside of our car window and i just went, oh what's going on here? and then we were just looking at each other and then
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and it costs essentially zero money. oh really? so the calories you use to manipulate the razor are not... they were free? did you steal some food out of the dumpster or something? okay listen, point dexter, you don't want to do this. you don't want to have a basal metabolic rate off right now, okay? because i'll leave you in the dirt. librarian, back me up here. 120 mins today? you're... thank you. thank you, grima. let's get these spring rolls.
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librarian, back me up here. i was 100% sure this was indonesia. northwest of indonesia. looking a little hard to tell. i'm going to hit you with something crazy. i'm going to hit you with nepal. kannam, tokyo. oppan kannam style? but that's korea. this is like cambodia? ok, so it's thailand? sure, yum, man.
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only up fortnite edition, five nights at freddy's, scary survival. you know what it is, is all the kids who grew up watching youtube videos instead of going to school from like ages 5 to 18 are now old enough to be making stuff for themselves and look at what they've added into the world. this is like better than any youtube thumbnail i've ever made in my entire life. librarian, back me up on that one. please play boom obby.
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giving anything in this game up to chance ever again. why does the milk look so fucked up in this game? like it looks like it came from a different game, man. it looks, librarian back me up here, it looks like they bevel and embossed a toggle in photoshop and then imported it to the game. sorry if you're the person who made the milk icon in isaac. also, i don't know what it does and it's been in the game for 10 years, so you fucked up. makes you cry. you know what's making me cry? my maladroit dodges right now.
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also, what did you librarian back me up here? what the hell is going on with i was poisoned. there's a new trend people start they used to post pictures of the food that they thought poison them and admittedly sometimes it was poison like it was a raw chicken breast or something like that. they got from a restaurant now they post the receipt of what they bought and i'm like that shit does not i if i was the restaurant owner i might actually
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limmy clip? okay, post it quick. post it quick. nancy supreme. too slow. what do you want me to say? too slow. nope. it's a librarian. i see it there. you had four. what did you have in the clipboard? what'd you have in the clipboard instead of the limmy clip? oh, we can't just be giving that one up. okay, back to fundamentals. hit some flat shots. fall on your ass. okay. hit him with a fever shot. that's really tough. that was a crazy shot.
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i, on the other hand, fell out of a coconut tree and exist independent of the context of what came before me. skill difference. zoom me out one. hey, did you see the clip of joseph gordon levitt from the movie havoc? look it up. librarian, can you find that? i believe the body of the tweet was something like, anne, please explain this in reference to anne hathaway. why? it was juvenile detention center. did you back down to that fucking spot? huh?
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no charge bars throwing me off. is that like a mod? yeah, i did my 10,000 hours. leave me alone, bro. settings menu is basically a mod to him. you know who's not a mod? librarian. yet. guy who thinks head mod... justin, back me up here. guy who thinks head mod is something you attach to your flashlight. guy who thinks... we can do this. guy who thinks head mod.
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you know what there's j japan, it's well known, japan cooks us in vending machines. one of the reasons they cook us in vending machines, one time i was in japan and i bought a pocari sweat in a vending machine, and librarian, back me up here, this exists, there was like, there's a slot machine on the vending machine basically. so i pressed, boop, pocari sweat, and then a bunch of numbers flashed on the slot machine and it went like two, two, two, two, two, and then it that bitch just started spitting out drinks, man!
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