Quotes about “back me up here librarian”
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librarian, have you been around when i told this story? kate and i were coming back from a magic the gathering tournament we drove to that was in portland. we needed to gas up our car. pardon me. pulled up to the gas station and then i was just about to get out of my car and then there was like an incredibly skinny looking man with long hair standing outside of our car window and i just went, oh what's going on here? and then we were just looking at each other and then
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and it costs essentially zero money. oh really? so the calories you use to manipulate the razor are not... they were free? did you steal some food out of the dumpster or something? okay listen, point dexter, you don't want to do this. you don't want to have a basal metabolic rate off right now, okay? because i'll leave you in the dirt. librarian, back me up here. 120 mins today? you're... thank you. thank you, grima. let's get these spring rolls.
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librarian, back me up here. i was 100% sure this was indonesia. northwest of indonesia. looking a little hard to tell. i'm going to hit you with something crazy. i'm going to hit you with nepal. kannam, tokyo. oppan kannam style? but that's korea. this is like cambodia? ok, so it's thailand? sure, yum, man.
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giving anything in this game up to chance ever again. why does the milk look so fucked up in this game? like it looks like it came from a different game, man. it looks, librarian back me up here, it looks like they bevel and embossed a toggle in photoshop and then imported it to the game. sorry if you're the person who made the milk icon in isaac. also, i don't know what it does and it's been in the game for 10 years, so you fucked up. makes you cry. you know what's making me cry? my maladroit dodges right now.
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also, what did you librarian back me up here? what the hell is going on with i was poisoned. there's a new trend people start they used to post pictures of the food that they thought poison them and admittedly sometimes it was poison like it was a raw chicken breast or something like that. they got from a restaurant now they post the receipt of what they bought and i'm like that shit does not i if i was the restaurant owner i might actually
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no charge bars throwing me off. is that like a mod? yeah, i did my 10,000 hours. leave me alone, bro. settings menu is basically a mod to him. you know who's not a mod? librarian. yet. guy who thinks head mod... justin, back me up here. guy who thinks head mod is something you attach to your flashlight. guy who thinks... we can do this. guy who thinks head mod.
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you know what there's j japan, it's well known, japan cooks us in vending machines. one of the reasons they cook us in vending machines, one time i was in japan and i bought a pocari sweat in a vending machine, and librarian, back me up here, this exists, there was like, there's a slot machine on the vending machine basically. so i pressed, boop, pocari sweat, and then a bunch of numbers flashed on the slot machine and it went like two, two, two, two, two, and then it that bitch just started spitting out drinks, man!
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lifesteal plus attack speed goes crazy together. librarian, back me up. summon gains stacks of thorns. i don't think i know what's going on here. why did i freeze an icicle and then not take an icicle, man? you need damage too? that's what the queen's there for, man. i've still got you locked. what are we doing, man? and now i'm gonna combine my scooters and it's not gonna fit on the board anymore. i'm gonna have to rework my whole system. oh my god. here we go. this guy again.
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they're eating the baby jesus? gloria on modern family would never. rice flour, this, i mean just the flatware. well this photo was taken with a gameboy camera. those are like, this is not korean plating, but this is korean plating. but then pork skin, fried, coconut milk. this is southeast asia man, this shit is from indonesia. librarian, back me up here. this shit is from china, excluding. this shit is from vietnam.
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sometimes you just gotta lean into the uncomfortable feeling that like i'm just not doing good enough. it's not like oh, this boss is scissors and you've got paper equipment bro. you gotta take your ass back to rock. this is the paper administration. wait, hang on we can do this? take your ass back to scissors. we in the paper administration in this bitch. we going to rock. librarian can you hook me up here? we got one more in us. this is the last one though.
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