Quotes about “baby crying”
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1328.84
it's like i don't really mind but it creates an echo effect for me where then i have a little trouble concentrating and then these come out on youtube and there's people that are like, you know, why is the baby crying in the episode? and then i'm like, you know, she's a baby. that's what babies do. it's a whole... creates a situation with a certain degree of antagonism potentially would be the word i would use.
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3650.00
sophie you're so pale. you're so cold sophie sophie wake up. she's not breathing what why are you the baby a boy? alive and well bob had a baby. it's a boy. no your majesty. you must not lay eyes on him why isn't he crying? why can't i hear my son? he doesn't have a tongue what the hell? i'm the son of the king you cannot get attached. i will handle this situation bob had a baby. i'm the boy i
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185.66
we're just gonna deal with it. i assume the cats are gonna be as annoyed as we are by the crying, but then i also assume that occasionally the cat might wake up the baby and then we'll all be annoyed at the cats together and you know, tens of millions of people have done it before, i'm sure we'll be okay. and there'll probably be moments where, you know, the baby's crying and the cats just come up, like lay next to him and then the baby just stops crying, you know? so it's... yeah, and we'll be like, no, get away!
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1481.76
plus, like i'm telling you, i'm not like other gamers. i'm not so easily phased. this morning i recorded an isaac episode. baby was crying the whole time. put the baby on my lap. baby on the lap, she starts messing around with the microphone. plays with the settings. she's moving the microphone arm away from me, closer to me, away from me, closer to me.
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1453.78
yeah baby's chilling man. i don't know what she's crying about. i'm the one who paid for the mango she's eating. if anything, i should be crying. plus i got yelled at on the way. it's hard out here man. people are wilding out. okay. well, you know, okay. all right. so here's what you do. you leave the nail. i romance the thought of leaving the nail behind.
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170.66
so tell me who's more annoying, a baby crying because that's what babies do or like a full grown man picking an argument because he has like a weird pet case in his head that lives in a fictional world? like the latter is way more annoying. admittedly, i'm biased because like the second group of people there that i just described is literally known as my demographic. but like at the same time, it's just, you know, you got to have a little bit more tolerance. being annoyed on a plane because of the babies, something. yeah.
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1464.40
i don't know what it is, but she just heard about the tick play. no, baby, it's you, baby, you don't understand. it was different back then. times were different back then. don't worry. like i say this every time, but like babies do be crying basically. that could be good. they cry for some reasons. they cry for no reason that's discernible to an adult mind.
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656.28
anyway, yeah, that's my cats. and now have you seen the tiktok trend where people throw american cheese slices at their baby to get it to stop crying? so i've not seen that. that is pretty funny though. i've never done it. and i don't think i would either. but i will say, i know that like, here's the only thing i'm going to say about this, okay, is that i feel like anybody saying that that's child abuse.
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698.28
probably does not have a baby. if anything, if the cheese slice actually gets them to stop crying, then it would be child abuse to not throw the cheese slice at them. you're gonna let them suffer for hours and hours when a single slice of cheese could solve their problems? this man is a genius. you just gotta be careful because they might be like, hey,
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733.10
they're gonna start crying when they want cheese and then you're gonna your cheese budget's gonna go through the roof man. definitely not something you do for your first kid. that's i hear that. so the baby's been teething like a lot so she doesn't go to and like the teething is also combined with separation anxiety. so she we put her to bed her teeth start to hurt she gets
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1374.18
by the way, there are a couple of other things to mention as you probably just imagined by that baby crying we'll offer you peace in force demands i've been giving some territory to people who are not ron swanson but the other the most important thing as my king looks kind of old now looks kind of like jeff bridges in the first iron man only with a sweet mullet on the sides a skillet if you will and
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1245.76
hold on, i hear my baby crying. it's like a brain short circuiter. you can't have any kind of like coherent stream of consciousness when you hear your own child cry. it's like biologically it just overrides all of the other stuff going on in your brain. i will say i got a very funny story, i can't believe i haven't told it yet. when i picked her up from daycare yesterday, she had like a biscuit, like a digestive cracker slash cookie that had been
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