Quotes about “baby I'm just like animals”
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like when everybody was saying like, oh i don't like, like the new animals in super auto pets are amazing but i don't like the way the new art style doesn't vibe with the previous art style. i literally was like, i don't know what you're talking about. they look exactly the same. it's just not something my brain easily picks up on. that sort of thing, i guess you could say, isn't my bag baby. i'm in a world of hurt here. like you can, don't get close to me.
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get him to go in the lava, man. yeah, you gotta get him to go in the lava. oh, you have to go all the way down. okay, so in case you... alright, i think i did it. yeah, you just keep baiting him and he just keeps smashing his head into the ground. go away, i'm baiting. where are all these riprap coming from? these, um, like, balls that he shoots out when he falls. oh, like the animals and stuff. yeah, they spawn enemies. he breaks the ground and then fireworks shoot out of him and they turn into enemies. baby, you're a firework, making spiders with your mind.
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those are my pills. oh, you're able to get them on behind the couch. that's shitty. what are you doing? grabbing some soap? i don't think so, mister. hey! hey! he juked me! got him. but you're fine with the baby getting charred. yeah, for some reason animals being as helpless as they are, i don't know. it seems like that's worse. yeah, it's like as long as it's our species. it doesn't really make sense. i mean, i'm aware of that. i mean, an infant is just as helpless as a cat.
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he joked me! got him. but you're fine with the baby getting charred. yeah, for some reason animals being as helpless as they are, i don't know, it seems like that's worse? yeah, it's like as long as it's our species. it doesn't really make sense, i mean, i'm aware of that. i mean, an infant is just as helpless as a cat. possibly quite a bit more actually. but, you know, talking the distance. alright, yeah. i'm gonna pretend i'm j. smith, o.t.i.
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there's a lot of gyro carts in the city. that's like, that's a lamp. that's a different thing. they're very different. are they? yeah. okay. i don't really know. isn't lamp just like a baby goater? no. no? probably have your animals all tossed around in your head. i'm not a smart man when it comes to animals. which is weird considering i'm an alpaca. yeah. but the law stops us from becoming fucking animals. exactly.
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i got nothing against pawn stars, but i really want like a 10 hour supercut of rick from pawn stars just wheeze laughing at his own jokes. his laugh gets me every time man. so it's like, oh baby a subscriber! skaz. because animal removal but not trash removal. you know what? i'm the one that gets to remove the animals. skaz, thank you very much for the subscription as well.
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how didn't you kill me, bubli? like i'm just, as someone who's been on the other end of that, i'm mad for you. michael bubli? yeah, no. they're a good time. and, you know, moving around, walking around the zoo with a baby is also fun because, you know, everybody wants to stop and say hello to the baby. plus babies get like, they're excited by animals, right? oh yeah, well he was like barely paying attention to the animals. he cared more about the people, honestly.
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yeah, you should think about that every day as well, yeah. i feel like when i was a kid it was different because we weren't quite at this level of like possible cyber dystopia. when i was a kid it was like, yeah babies drink boob milk, no big deal. now i'm like, that feels like an artifice of an analog age. it's like your baby gets born, there's no like baby soiling. you just let it bite your nipple and suck the juice out of your chest. that's what other animals do, that's what other like cows and... yeah, but that's crazy!
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it's not a great game. it's already paying off, baby. would anybody like to... oh, wait a second. i'm gonna build a road. roads are nice. hope you get places quickly. if you just rolled a 10, though, i'd be eternally grateful. maybe i'll roll a 10. chat, should i roll a 10 next? yeah, roll a 10. alright, i'm done. fucking animals. animals, i tell ya.
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this is where you get a little salty and i hope you'll forgive my saltiness. what's it like to get the animals in the shop that you already have? or to get chocolate as well? this seems like that would be really helpful. anyway, i'm not mad! i'm just sedated, okay? hey, thanks for watching. hope you enjoyed it. if you did, click the like button. we're gonna... we've done a lot this daily, but again, here's the thing. there's a cycle right now that we're in. where's the videos? oh, i'm away. i'm sick. or the baby's sick so i don't have as much time to record.
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