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i think adam sandler would be dead by the end of that to be honest. well, you know, he's got a couple of years on josh hart and probably i saw what happened to him at the end of click and i don't want to see that happen to him any sooner than it has to. i think you got click confused with 2001 a space odyssey. i mean, i don't want to see that happen to him either. i mean you have click confused with million dollar baby. yeah, you might be right actually. when does the new austin powers come out? i gotta ask fox. dude, it's never gonna happen man.
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he said there was gonna be a new one and i've been watching. austin powers 4 is the last guardian of the movie industry. go away. yahweh. you don't need to bring yahweh into things. you started it. and i'm gonna end it. alright, you did. austin powers is gonna come out tomorrow. completely unexpectedly. everybody's gonna be so happy. so i've come up with something in my brain just now. i call it the adam sandler theory. and the premise behind the adam sandler theory is that
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that's a union corner, seems nice. ah, that's a red light. alright, that's a wait. is this motherfucker runnin yeah, that's right, you stop, you bitch. you know what? obvious. yeah. i did the auto park. i screwed i austin powers did on the next delivery, we'll we'll park it right, okay? you gotta you gotta go into it right. it's like a parallel park, you gotta you gotta start right.
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i have a gassy fanny. that's another good, uh, good thought experiment for how to use that word in a way that just let a little queef out. no, you just gotta part a little bit. depends where you are with the solution is. hugh grant would say shag. yeah, he would say shag. that's still like a, uh it's charming as hell. i need this is gonna sound like a question that's based in ignorance and i guess it is but i don't mean it in a judgmental way. has austin powers killed colloquial use of shag?
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because i would think that after that movie came out people would be like okay well we can't say that without getting in a discussion about austin powers and we already can't say anything without getting in a discussion about austin powers so i think i would just kind of say carte blanche you know that word's over we're not gonna use it anymore. how about you colloquially go shag yourself? in the fanny. in the fanny. hey sit on it. that was the 50s for you man they said that all the time. nope not at all no. sit on it potsy.
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what other michaels are there left? you did michael jackson. michael myers, that's good. oh, pretty good. like the austin powers classic film star or the... well, it catches both. i think myers is spelled with like... the other one is like m e y e r s. michael caine and his spider collection. michael caine. anyway, i'm gonna say michael jordan. that's a good one. that's number two. fuck. michael angelo. i like that.
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and i'm spent. dude, there's been a lot of austin powers discourse lately. have you noticed? i'm not saying that i was on the cutting edge. i think people are finally, you know, it's convergent evolution. they're recognizing the relatively wholesome comedy nature of something like austin powers.
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i'm glad to see that it's having a little bit of a cultural moment, even if it is because people posted the video of austin powers dancing with all the girls like throwing themselves at him and then they said this is what life must be like for pete davidson 24 7. you might say by the way, austin powers is not wholesome because he's so horny, but i would disagree. i think, um, okay.
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so trust me, i'm familiar. as annoying as like outright non stop horniness can be, austin powers, kind of wholesome. first movie, he and vanessa kensington are having a few drinks. she has previously expressed that she's not interested in him. he has asked many times, shall we shag now or shag later?
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she, in the moment, says, kiss me. and he says no, and then she says why not, and he says you're drunk, it wouldn't be right. that's wholesome! he's very horny, i can't deny that. but simultaneously, he also, you know, like respects boundaries. i don't think there's anything wrong with being horny as long as you don't let it turn you into a weird, kind of like ghoul. i also, i always got the vibe that for austin powers, like,
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personal enjoyment of it, but much in the way that t pain's songs about copious alcohol consumption can also be read as an allegory for being under the painful spell of addiction. i think there's something that, you know, austin powers maybe is... maybe he doesn't want to be so... he's asking like he's scared. he's like, do i make you horny? because i really like... i'd just like to chill today if possible.
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i think there's a chance that's exactly what's happening. i think that chance is close to zero, but still. i'm glad austin powers is having a bit of a moment. just the funny movies, man. it is a thing, right? like, austin powers 1 is a good to great comedy. austin powers 2 is worse, but fine.
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that's pretty good answer the worst person to share a hot tub with austin powers or a greasy spray tanned stable stable genius. all right genius like he's an equestrian or she but rick and morty is actually like a pretty good show those just saying oh
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it's like a baby holding an apple. is that from the classic movie film austin powers 3? oh, i hate the laser gals. what were you doing up there? i thought i could make it past it, but i just took too long to get over the corner. okay, what i will say, xbox one came today. i'm f'ing around with that for about 11 minutes before the stream started. d pad on that controller feels real nice.
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i mean this is probably like a 30 pound piece of machinery right here. okay. my god he's done it. aggregate. strong concrete. build, i think we need sand right? for foundations? you need it all? yo it's austin! not apollo. austin powers. you need all three. okay. concrete is sand, aggregate water cement. you know what? of course.
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you're a dirty boy. 70% hygiene, that's pretty good. oh, he's taking the outside edge. he's got a great line coming into the chicane. get in there, lewis. drs enabled. it's a record setting pit stop. austin powers. i need... yeah, okay, nothing, dude.
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how do you fix that problem? you like ask them to tell which the other one is that's telling the truth or something? yeah, you say if i asked you the question, what would the other one say? yeah, and then it fries their brain. yep. and then you look for the one that has smoke coming out of their ears and you win. exactly. that's that's austin powers dilemma from labyrinth.
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how interesting. okay. 5 hp. kapala. hedgett. no idea what the hedgett does at all for the record, but that's where we are, you're there. that's where you are, you're there. do i know you? that's from austin powers. in case you're searching for the quote. hey, there you are! do i know you? no, but that's where you are, you're there. incredible. one of the sharpest comedic wits of our
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new millennium. well, it actually came out in like 1998, so maybe 1997 actually. i remember that summer there were two movies everybody wanted to see. austin powers and my best friend's wedding starring julia roberts. i got a little scared. i got a little... oh! hello, sir. i want to speak to your manager. that's my impression of that guy. guess what buddy? someone's getting sacked.
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