Quotes about “austin”
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she's been in some stuff. you know what? hear me out here. carrie fisher is in austin powers 1. and then feeling like there's got to be like a seth green, nicolas cage connection or a will ferrell nicolas cage connection or a clint howard nicolas cage connection. larry thomas, of course, the soup nazi. a lot of seinfeld actors in austin powers 1, man. you're the tour guide at global corp. i remember that.
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shriek if you know what i did last friday the 13th. tom arnold, austin powers, seth green, without a paddle, dax shepard, idiocracy, justin long, drag me to hell, allison loman, matchstick men, nicolas cage, face off, calm fiore. oh, that's glenn, man. that's glenn, that's glenn. and then,
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so of course i saw it in theaters and i was like, it's not very good. but that was how i felt when i was 17 anyway. i probably love it now because i'm old, but i'm not that familiar with the rest of them, including mi3 honestly, movie to movie. this time we're putting swanky on ice for today and we're connecting by a calm fior, bro, who's in face off. just give me a damn second. we got the burbs, of course. you know what? hear me out here. carrie fisher is in austin powers 1.
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from without a paddle with seth green. so we go savini to whatever this movie was, that's gonna be machete, to danny trejo, smiley face, anna faris, scary movie three, simon rex, shriek if you know what i did last friday the 13th, tom arnold, austin powers, seth green, without a paddle, dax shepard, idiocracy, justin long,
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it's like a red velvet suit. he literally looks like austin powers. that's a suit, bro. it's a crushed, it's a maroon crushed velvet suit, okay? that's from the wild west. it's about a dea agent. yo, i'm an ibs officer. you don't hear me repeating it every time i pass go. reactionary, an adjective meaning relating reactionary? ingredient, a noun meaning something that intellectual, an adjective meaning of or
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the death and life of bobby z with paul walker and laurence fishburne? so it's like they're in the wild west and yet he's holding an m16. this could be awesome. it's just a cowboy hat? bro, it's not just a cowboy hat. look at what fucking paul walker is wearing, bro. that's cowboy attire. it's like a red velvet suit. he literally looks like austin powers.
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you've let tabloid gossip taint madonna's entire catalog just because, what, she was in swept away? a movie you haven't even seen? or she had the audacity to get plastic surgery and now you don't fuck with ray of light. now you don't fuck with ray of light because she got lip filler or something like that. or the austin powers tie in track beautiful stranger. that's from austin powers too. beautiful strangers from austin powers too.
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or the austin powers tie in track, beautiful stranger. that's from austin powers 2. beautiful strangers from austin powers 2. but your heart's in the right place. three attacks get sharp three? wait, what do i need here? this is an important moment. double energy seems like it would be good. removing a card too expensive, bro. can you rank the three austin powers movies? yeah, bro. i can rank them. it's fucking yee ar son.
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huge turnout that is played. they do have like 15,000 seats and in every picture i've never seen like a single person watching it but i feel like it looks so good man. also i don't know how much you guys follow like r slash uh hockey but did you see uh did you see austin matthews red light therapy sponsored post where it looks like a dr. disrespect photo shoot? the gifts that have come out of that are are incredible. plus with liquid detergent
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yeah, that's where marvel got the idea for end credits scenes. i don't think we've spoken ryan since they that since michael myers said he's gonna be doing a new austin powers movie. wait, really? because mal's been telling me about this for literally like 12 years. austin powers 4 since at least 2010 i think.
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and there were like 2 million votes a week. i mean that's a million dollars man. that's a lot of money. people were signing up for phone plans to vote? bro, they were buying ringtones. this shit was no fucking joke. i paid 2 bucks to get the in like flint ringtone on my nokia. are you austin powers? all i know about in like flint is that it's a spy caper and it's also...
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austin powers' favorite movie. he goes in like flint, that's my favorite movie. and then vanessa as a fembot. why don't i get you some more champagne, lover boy? why don't i get us some more champagne, lover boy? okay. don't post bait in my chat, okay? someone said, didn't that ceo get caught cheating on his wife at a postal service concert? okay, you are trying to bait me
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have we discussed the 2010's peter pan movie yet? no, because i was too smart to see it. sorry. it's not like, i mean, the only reason i could really imagine that you would watch the 2010's peter pan movie is if you were like 14 when it came out, which is in which case is not really your fault. that's just what kids do. go left. give me a colorless card reward. there's payoffs for that in the revenant. take a good blocker. i paid two bucks to get the in like flint ringtone on minokia. are you austin powers?
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all i know about in like flint is that it's a spy caper and it's also austin powers' favorite movie. he goes, in like flint, that's my favorite movie! and then vanessa as a fembot. why don't i get you some more champagne, lover boy? why don't i get us some more champagne, lover boy? uh, okay. classic, man. you know what? i think we want to dive in the water.
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yo, holy shit. no, samir diskov, isn't that the pro? hello, akronov, aka austin matthews, by the way. the reason i'm not gonna get an 8bitdo ultimate controller is because when i plug it in and if it ever says we don't recognize this as an xbox controller, i'm gonna freak the fuck out and be like, why didn't i just get an xbox controller? and you know what the worst part is, is that everybody in the chat is gonna go, chat, why'd you tell him to get an 8bitdo ultimate? you know he's a basic xbox guy.
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