Quotes about “augustus”
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under one domination is when cruella de vil gets turned into marmalade. oh, they grind her up? i don't remember that part. no, i think she just gets, like, sucked up in a bunch of marmalade or something. like augustus gloop. yeah, like there's like a marmalade explosion or something. there's a marmalade explosion in your version? that's all i remember is there's like a vat of marmalade at some point and then she's like, she's super inside of that vat. i remember nothing about this. oh, i'm dead. oh, fuck this. so i'm like super ready to not do this anymore.
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gloop's my favorite too. oh yeah, charlie sucks. i don't think i heard of charlie. well, i mean, in fairness he lets his grandpa kind of run his life and that's bullshit charlie. take charge of your own life. yeah, augustus gloop knows what he wants. he wants to drink chocolate. he dives into chocolate and he dies for it and it's worth it. he does. he dies. that's how much he loves chocolate is he dies for that chocolate. high noon kid is ahead of everyone. heh heh. sorry about my team.
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i also haven't seen that movie in like 15 years so i have a bad memory of how they acted. i just know how they acted. did you know, this is the til, all the kids in charlie and the chocolate factory represent some of the seven deadly sins. yeah. for example, veruca salt represents greed, augustus gloop represents gluttony, and charlie bucket represents being poor in an industrial society. yeah?
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and get sucked up into a chocolate river tube and drown. be voted still the best character in the show. augustus gloop was great. what the fuck is this? okay, okay, okay, okay. what movie is on the bottom of these things? troy. is that troy? that could be a lot of different movies. is it 300? it's a lady. is it xeno, warrior, princess? hercules. rob, it's troy.
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yeah, we asked them that boring ass question if you like if you like the programming c++ or c sharp i would recommend you know visual studio community 2015 is really nice otherwise using java maybe eclipse i guess so how do you feel about the emperorship of? octavian also known as augustus caesar the emperorship of octavian also known as augustus caesar yeah, i mean augustus. he's renowned as like a one of the best emperors, right? he's the first emperor technically well i know that but then like when he
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yeah, well actually both tiberius and augustus were kind of dickheads to be honest with you. wasn't command & conquer about tiberius? tiberian sun. yeah, that's the one. it's about his son. no, yeah. he was caligula. can i give this word to rob? rob, can you draw this for me? sure! god, it'd be so much better if you get to draw this because you could draw the cooler thing of this. yo, i gotta figure out how to get my tablet working for pinturio and then the real game is afoot.
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i mean, in the opinion there's nothing wrong with it. secondly, it's like the greatest thing in the world most people universally more or less agree on. it's like being like, you know what, the central tenet of our religion is you can't eat ice cream. yeah. it's very likeable. yeah, no, exactly. that's like, uh, augustus caesar and gloop also. i was really hoping you were gonna say gloop.
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no, like augustus caesar, you know, people were like totally, they're like, man, this guy's actually like pretty dope in rome. and then, but then he was also like, but also don't jerk off ever. and they were like, ah, augustus, buddy, come on now. and then they killed him. no, actually he was never murdered. oh, that's right. augustus versus... yeah, yeah, yeah. not julius augustus.
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is it like agrippa, the silent partner to augustus caesar? history jokes! golf with your it. do it. no one told me the access would be this way. i call ross. that's not person getter, ricks. that's my wife.
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but here's the thing, people talk about veruca salt definitely dies. she's dead. yeah, and augustus gloop is dead. i don't think he's dead, i think they got him unstuck. and the blueberry girl, they drained her, so she's dead. yeah, she gets drained, and then mike tv, surely they find a way to get him out of the television at some point. he's digital now, that's a black mirror episode.
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flow over augustus gloop. it aerates it. and then he got in the pipe and he drowned to death. the blueberry lady, she didn't affect the candy. veruca's soldiers got dumped into the incinerator. she was a bad egg. where did they drain the liquid in blueberry girl 2? probably back into the drains. i hope not. make more blueberry candy. make a blueberry candy.
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i didn't see any proof that any of those children live. they did. we talked about this last week and i've come to the conclusion, gustav lived. he was the chocolate pipe man? no, that's a good fluke. and? chocolate pipe man. augustus gloop, that's right. and mike tv lived, for sure. he's just a tiny guy probably. i mean if they... tiny boy. if they actually stretched him though, he's probably... probably rip. i think augustus gloop's dead. i think he's the most dead out of any of them.
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i mean liquid you think it was mostly water? liquid chocolate is very thick. i mean, it boiled the double boiler thing and it's very well it'd have to be hot to even maintain a liquid consistency, right? yeah, so so, augustus glue would've been burned alive before he got sucked into that tunnel. i mean he was using slave labor, so i think willy wonka was very much on that frugal corporation. dude, weren't like the original oompa loompas like ridiculously racist too in the original print of the book?
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you probably look like a damn fool during the reign of augustus, right? people were probably like, oh yeah, this guy would rather go back to living under the sulla consulship than be ruled by augustus, the divine will of octavian, right? look at how prosperous rome is.
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under octavian or under augustus i should say and this guy wants to go back to like when they had the mahdian reforms but then like a couple of years later they were like oh shit dude that's caligula's music and the music was sorry i should be playing the game 90 damage away from greatness whoa get up
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