Quotes about “area under the curve”
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4299.58
what would your last words be? i don't really worry about that. you know, i think people put a lot of emphasis on like the moments surrounding the end of your life. i look at it more like from an isaac newton, you know, calculus type situation. i think your life is the area under the curve. it's not merely, you know, the derivative at the moment of your demise. that being said, probably something like skibbity toilet, if i had to guess. it'd be like, back at it again with the milk. help! help me!
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3275.34
nobody ever looks at the area under the curve, man. they can. i'm not talking about your fucking middle school basketball team. i'm talking about an arrowhead stadium in downtown kansas city. they can't hear you over the black eyed peas, bro. i lived, bitch. oh, i lived? well, tennis has a different atmosphere. yeah, that's so you've got to be quiet, bro. otherwise, fucking bill murray and woody harrelson are going to kick you out of roland garros.
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1303.34
that's all you get. you don't get to see the curve, you don't see the area under the curve, you don't see the rate of change. you just gotta relax, bro. you're right, i failed it three times. you're a good chatter so i'm gonna let you go on that one. you didn't do anything wrong, it's not your fault. probably a bad teacher. the rest of you might not be so lucky. i would take voucher. i'm not mime driven, honestly. sell square if you're not using it. you ever listen to jack bogle? i already know the answer is no. cause i've seen what happened to gamestop today.
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1892.26
has using backspin made our approach game like a thousand times better than it used to be? yes. you have to look at the area under the curve of the graph, not just the derivative of the most recent point. also, it's just fun. yeah, i love when you land it and it goes... this is kind of a hot lobby itself. we're six points back. that's a little spooky. do you stock up on calculus analogies?
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why? i think, you know, i think people get themselves... sorry, origin, sad walrus is right there. i think you get yourself in trouble, and a lot of people do, when you concern yourself with the derivative of your life instead of the integral of your life, man. i think your life is not, you know, the rate of change necessarily. i think the sum total of your life is the area under the curve.
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8048.02
and don't think if my mom outlives me, don't let her play like my favorite song when i was like eight or some shit like that. i've got a lot of area under the curve since then. i do not want to subject the whole audience to like the thunder rolls or standing outside the fire by garth brooks, okay? crazy frog it is. that'd be fucking sick. you can speak at my funeral. you ever think about that? who do you think would give your eulogy, dan?
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2009.760
i'm not the first person to say it or notice it. now this, honestly, in order to become the empress, you have to be cunning. so this is a good chance to increase his affinity. and then he's, you change the balance of power in the relationship so he's more into you than you're into him and then you can really start collecting some dividends, building some area under the curve.
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723.16
we're really, we're going in on the wing boots. we might as well, we want to get the power now instead of getting it later, right? right? like if the sum total of your slay this buyer runs success is the area under the curve, then we want to get the slope up as quickly as we can.
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3320.880
now this, honestly, in order to become the empress, you have to be cunning. so this is a good chance to increase his affinity. and then he's... you change the balance of power in the relationship so he's more into you than you're into him and then you can really start collecting some dividends, building some area under the curve.
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3559.96
if you have to scrimp and save and fucking set circle a date on your calendar for when you can afford the 150 ingot yo yo, then you can't afford it even if you have 150 ingots. okay? so we're not getting our stack up to 150 and then fucking blowing it on a little upgrade. okay? we're investing in ourselves to build area under the curve.
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3589.68
you build the area under the curve, all of a sudden you got your funny up and you got your money up. and then at some point there will come a time where we'll be like, oh shit, we got 175 ingots without even paying attention. i guess we might as well get the metal yo yo.
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