Quotes about “are you stupid”
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are you not back yet? you gotta be close, right? two souls. okay. one soul. it's somebody. there we go. oh, there you go. takes a lot of damage in there. oh, yeah! wasting no time to go and buck wild in this candy, you ass. so, now that i've got cool boots, i don't have to do the stupid lockpick anymore. i can just open it. what? the lockpick is the best part of the game, though. i just kicked it. how much health do you have? oh, like full. yeah. there, you have that too. i don't wanna drink this stupid schnobz.
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eggnog. oh. you know how many people wanted dan to immediately be back on the show after that vlog? if i say some stupid shit, people are like, and now you're baked right now. dan comes on and is like, you know what croissants are made of? eggnog. and everyone's like, oh. and all i get is that nick needs to shut the fuck up constantly. but dan is fucking funny as hell. he is pretty funny though. dan's a funny guy. we're jealous.
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why? i mean you can see it's kind of funny. is it funny like happening for me? all i do now is watch people open battle for zendikar booster boxes on youtube anyway. and then i get mad if they open an expedition, but if they don't open an expedition by the end i'm like, why did i even watch this stupid fucking video? i honestly expect that those are the youtube videos that you do watch. dude, i'm fucking with you.
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god, fuck nick and his stupid face. i didn't get the point! that wasn't even me. oh wait, you missed it. that was me. oh really? alright. no, don't tell me. you guys are slandering you. we're lively. oh fuck you, you big mallard shit. i wonder what a mallard shit looks like. like a cigar.
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if you do ten runs a day, it'll only take you three months. but you know how casper would freaking stream in like two days? he'd have it. that would be seven hours at least if you had quick runs. that's fucking stupid. seven hours is like a good time. oh jesus. clutch as fuck. no i agree with you chat, we are doing this. somehow we have made it to the chest.
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it's the largest thing i could fathom with my mind. like, planets are bigger than it, but i'm with my stupid ape brain. i can't conceptualize what a planet is. but a really big body of water, that blows my mind. it's really scary though that you can be like, man, i'm stuck in this position for 20 hours and there's nothing i can do about it at all. yeah, that's very true. like a self imposed isolation chamber. i wouldn't recommend it unless you really want to. josh did it.
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you should take it, man. i think it's okay as lilith. i took it, we'll see what happens. hmm. hmm. d100? i don't want a d100, my sweet diamond tears. oh my god. my technology is stupid. guys, i don't even know what's going on anymore in this game. we're gonna need some more money though. oh wait, i can make as much money as i want. how are you doing that? oh, litter bombs.
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the thing is like it's the sense of scale or something yeah, it's just to show you like that you get to go inside of it and then you get to look at the cave drawings which are like fuck all the time yeah, but there's graffiti in it too because of course like they didn't officiate the thing for like a hundred years after they could have so i mean when you think about it aren't cave paintings. just graffiti in their own way yeah, but there's like a shitload of names written in there, which is stupid and
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wait, did i win? oh yeah i did. damn it! i didn't even get killed by you guys, i just fell in the water myself. what you should do is just buy 80 boosters instead. that's what when he was like, uhh... he was like, oh yeah, so we... we don't have the fat packs, but you know, you can buy the boosters, like, well how much are you charging the boosters? he's like, oh 431, which sucks, really good deal. okay. but he got rid of his stupid, you know, usually they're like three for whatever deal. but he's like, but we removed those.
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mom, mom won. this is a long ass run. i'm sorry dude, no it's really long ass runs. maggie. i hate maggie. yeah, right? yeah, they take forever and then know who else also sucks in eve. she's stupid people are gonna get mad at you for saying that one, but i've been i've been opinion for years. yeah. no eve is eve's butts
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he's got like white space all around it. oh, yeah, jack or odi brack you look to the right there's like some shit that i never edited out. i thought it might last a little longer what happened i should have mad him just jump off them jump off the edge. i was trying to jump on his shit i didn't know who i was that's the hardest part about this game is figuring out where the fuck you are in the beginning. maybe you're just stupid i guess
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how did he get fuck that! it's like it's like once in a while, he's like i don't fucking care. it's all mind over matter, it's all about determination. i really thought if i just crouched under the desk i'd be safe. sometimes you are. oh god. i'm stupid.
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hey, you guys wanna know how stupid i am? okay. how stupid are you? so sometimes when i fall asleep on my side, i guess my mouth opens in my sleep and my tongue falls in between my teeth and then i bite it. what? yeah, and i bite it when i'm sleeping and now my tongue like really hurts. it sounds pretty bad. yeah, it like hurts the tongue. what? i don't think you're stupid. i think...
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alberto the beef jerky company never i've never heard of them either. there's a like good american jack links with me and jack links no he's jackin it is no house jack linkles jack link bird you ever hear of him this run is not dead this run has never been more alive i hate red big spiders are all stupid you know what's weird is that you were way more upset about me carrying that beef jerky than the dude that actually should have been i?
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our magic or pokemon cards cooler though? probably magic i would think. well, i don't care. i think magic is cooler but pokemon cards are sweet because you can look at this animal and be like what is this stupid thing? like i'm looking at machoke right now. what is like a man made out of rocks who's also like a lizard and he's got like the dinosaur hair. he's got like those three like mohawks there. they're monster kid.
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he's scottish, right? uh, to him, you have a sweet accent. that's not completely true, you don't know that. you might say, man, that josh has a stupid voice. don't let that go in, ryan. so... oh my god! yeah, you were just setting up... that was hot as hell! i was hitting it, i was trying to do like a flip in front of the ball, so if they tried to hit the ball, they'd hit me instead. ah, the ol' flip in front. no, it did not work, and you're lucky that i was in the goal, too. what are you talking about? it worked perfectly fine. did we get scored on? no, because i was there to save it, you dingus!
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he says it's and he openly weeps. that was that was a wonderful play. are you not gonna that's not the first thing you're gonna say? is josh, is that was a wonderful play? he doesn't give a shit and i don't care about that he doesn't give a shit cause it's a stupid game and we're all just fucking hitting a ball. who cares? we're all just gonna die anyways. god damn it. you guys have a problem. you guys follow nihilist arby's on twitter? yeah. yeah. yeah. that's probably one of my favorites. that is the man duck game. well i mean...
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when little kids love trains, i'm like, what is wrong with you? it's a stupid fucking hydraulic like shifting wow trains are so stupid, i really hate how they allowed us to forge a nation out of them. i don't give any shits about trains ryan. you should care about trains man. i don't they're our history. i've hardly ever even ridden on one except for in subways and they make me angry. they make you mad. everything about trains. you make me angry nick. yeah why do you hate trains so much?
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stupid it's like the cowboy beep boop intro wait wait, what are you doing? i know you gotta slowly wiggle your wife. when did i do that? oh?
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