Quotes about “apple is like edible”
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1095.16
here's the thing, man. since i stopped drinking, i'm not gonna order a non alcoholic beer at a restaurant. because i don't... this is a bad take, but it's my real opinion. i'm not gonna pay like nine bucks for something that doesn't taste good and also doesn't do anything. just the same reason that i'm not gonna order a mocktail, because i don't want to pay like 13 bucks for apple juice with like an edible flower in it. so i default to the soda because the soda is like
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1079.660
i can't die. an apple is like, it's made out of edible wood. that's real. that's a real descriptive way to describe an apple. a good one at least. number five is a real hunter. i'm three cards away from closest evil. there's one pair of evil. obviously you're a liar. you have to check it.
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1057.90
probably do reach that point. i mean oranges have to say for certain the juice is worth the squeeze probably the most popular fruit juice in north america i'm assuming lemons absolutely grapefruits apparently so apples, oh and you know how hard it is to squeeze an apple i mean an orange is relatively soft an apple is like it's made out of like edible wood that's not an insult to apples. i do enjoy apples. oh
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i'm not gonna order a non alcoholic beer at a restaurant because i don't know this is a bad take but it's my real opinion. i'm not gonna pay like nine bucks for something that doesn't taste good and also doesn't do anything. just the same reason that i'm not gonna order a mocktail because i don't want to pay like 13 bucks for apple juice with like an edible flower in it. so i default to the soda because the soda is like
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