Quotes about “apple is like”
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it's the baby wearing purple. it's the baby. it's the baby wearing purple. yeah, go ahead, bum friend. out of the goodness of my heart, you can have these. but don't drop any items here. drop them here. thank you. thank you. bro, this is bad. it's still not good. kate, your apple watch goes off like 10 times an hour. is that not like... like, do you ever get a moment of peace? really? that's crazy though.
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like if i paid who's gonna tell them if i paid one gold bar for a video game and you paid $10 i mean 10 is 10 times bigger than one yeah, so is the but if you pay if you paid one gold bar and i paid one buck bar out of 10 you paid for more. it's not an apples to apples comparison. oh, wow that's what that's the apple bees were dealing with you. oh
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played sayonara wild hearts, i haven't had a chance to check out the apple arcade for myself yet, and people were saying like this is, you know, genuinely like a game of the year candidate for a certain type of individual. and at first i was like, you know, i mean come on.
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so if we were to look at this and say which one of these animals is most likely to stick around and thus warrant being buffed with an apple, the answer right now is like none. i don't think we care for a shrimp, let's reroll to six that still gives us a good amount of money to do as we please. now when a peacock is hurt, it gains plus two attack. i think this is like potentially disgusting.
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so every apple cider that is alcoholic in north america is not called like, you know, fun orchard. or fun orchard, i should say. they're all like, angry apples! mad jacks! and you're like, just because you're drinking a cider, we're not gonna cut off your dick! you can still totally get drunk off this and fuck ladies and drive a nascar! i guess you just say drive nascar, right? like not drive a nascar? anyway. it's always very silly to me.
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would be a lot better. right? i didn't even get it at first, it was a really good first one. yeah, we don't have apple bottoms, we got banana dongs. prisoner number six just subscribed, so thank you very much. i'm sorry to hear that you're in prison, but i appreciate that you're watching the stream. bob's coat hanger is pretty good, right? i like it, jack gets real angry when i pick it up though. why? because it's not...
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people are jerks. eh, sometimes they can't. this is why i lash out, josh. yeah. well you didn't need to lash out on me. i'm sorry, but that's the way it works sometimes. i wanna be on your team. you pass the anger on to your loved ones. it's not productive. it's, it's... you know. i'm sorry. so the t was too high. it wasn't even your fault. it was just hormones. it was the t, yeah. blame the t. that's always good. blame it on the t. apple t's. he's a chat bitch. i really like that, actually. he's a chat bitch.
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so we will just send these guys over here, the wooden bench should be done now. okay, now we can build all this stuff. and as you can see, this left menu kind of auto populated. so this, i think we do have enough resources to build everything, but we might just want to mine, or cut down some more trees. the problem is with apple trees, you can't automatically cut them. you kinda gotta go for like, these fir trees, or birch trees, or pine trees, whatever these are. you gotta talk to michael a.l. fox for that stuff, i'm not much of an arborealist.
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popping it out and then plating it like the same way you would plate an entire apple pie or something? how are you eating meat pies after sweeney todd? well, sweeney todd is a work of fiction, so i'm eating them because they taste good. i'm not going to follow my heart. i'm going to debase myself and vote for the one that i would slightly disprefer. fair enough. fair enough. deserved. i did not have a pure heart when i chose that answer. the one that is less swimming. that's just too much.
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let me see. no injuries. so if i enter rest mode, i think we should be pretty good here. so enter rest mode. let me just see. okay. resting increases hunger and thirst, but it is what it is. didn't really gain any extra health out of it, huh? like, i don't know if we should be sitting here for this long, but it kind of seems like there's no good reason not to yet. and now we're getting a little hungry. go ahead and eat this apple. and apple or sorry, hunger wise, 20% hunger.
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my niece committed check fraud. like it's just, we've gone too far, man. i survived the crime is actually top trash though. okay. okay. i'll watch it. maybe i'll watch it. my great aunt's okay to drones strike. does your great aunt have a show that comes out today on apple tv? that's comedians in cars getting coffee, but for girl bosses? yes, she does. that's cool.
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