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get my life. oh, josh! that's like korah. korgy? that's disgusting. he needs his heart. what's your problem with freaking korgies, dog? he wants to kor one like a nation. yeah, oh! like a freaking apple combined with the outfit you wear when you do karate in second break. oh my god! what the... you're the greatest dodger the world's ever known. oh, you burned me! i'm alive! i live! live! yeah! oh, i'm the greatest.
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you step on it, you eat it. yeah, not every enemy drops a corpse i don't think though and it sometimes procs and sometimes doesn't. it doesn't give you 1 hp per crack then? no, it's occasional and i don't know to what degree. i'm gonna test out what i just said and get this apple for 4 hp while i'm at full health and see if i get 5 hp. yep, it works. that's cool. i did not know that. i just raised my max hp. sausages are the worst nl, i'm sorry.
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although i also would not want to sit on anything cushioned, or not cushioned really for that matter. most people know it as the big apple, but a lesser known nickname for new york is the big booty babe bananza, or the big bolagda. yeah. i would have said the big dapple, just to see what you do. i was gonna say the big crapple. the big ol' bologna ball? alright, i'm expecting 100% to zero right now.
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alright buddy. just sitting there. you could have gotten ripper onied. oh no! that's what you get for sitting there. i would be very incredulous about any person offering me meat sticks. if somebody came up to me and offered me a single apple, i would absolutely not eat it. there's a razor blade in that shit every time. a single like, unwrapped apple. that's the most suspicious food for a stranger to give you. a single piece of fruit definitely is up there. and yet halloween happens all the time with that.
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i don't know when i was a kid that wasn't that big of a deal. just kidding. i got a number of teachers being like, you know, probably if someone gives you an apple like don't eat it. but if you got just eat your candy. yeah, but if someone already gives you an apple i'm like, come on man. it's halloween. but grandma it's only encrusted in glass. you have every other day of the year to push your five to ten fruits and vegetables a day agenda. don't take the one day for kids to get candy and make it your own thing. yo kids can be dicks though dude.
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all right, i'll allow it. oh my god! what? use your turn signals! i was using it. nick, answer me, how is your day and apple? well, i didn't eat any apples today, but my day was fine other than that. well, i think what they were probably trying to do is tell you to answer in russian so you could demonstrate your proficiency with the language. i am not proficient in that language. you can't say apple in russian? i don't actually remember the word for apple, no.
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in french it's pommes. it is pommes. and then a potato is pommes de terre. yeah, it's an apple of the earth. the apple of the earth? that's pretty cool. that's pretty dope. josh, this is uh, that was a sick goal, btj. yeah, this was awesome. yeah. um, floating. mostly went okay. um, excuse me? there wasn't there on my screen. aren't apples the apples of the earth? no, apples grow in trees, not in the earth. yep.
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what do i got? do you know have you been to do okay? this is the question the question is what do you get you take your one little cup over to the question? over to the juice fountains, and they got orange juice apple juice cranberry juice grapefruit juice what do you get a juice fountain for you right here? is there a great juice? yeah, grapefruit juice. did you say cranberry juice? yes? no not not grapefruit juice. it's not great juice. no because it's a jail there's no eight year olds there told you we were in jail so it is jail
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why can't you mix the juices? you get some cran apple. you could i would allow you to mix the juices. you're definitely gonna get shank. cran apple sounds good! i might go with the cran apple. we're going cran apple, ryan. nick, if we're in jail together, i will i will share my cran apples with you. you guys would mix your juices together. yeah, let's mix our juices. fucking hell, dude. i got something else that will be slimy down your throat. what? what was the last bit? you know, i just
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something about crayon apple juice makes it seem like you're in a relationship together. why? you're getting brunch together at the same time. yeah, and jail. in jail i guess you don't really have too much control over that. you get brunch when your stomach tells you it's time. i get grapefruit juice man. i would not get that's like the that's the last one i would get. i would get grape juice. no you get grapefruit juice because it's like it tastes bitter so then it like
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point point made there. it's crayon crayon apple now crayon crayon grinn apple. here's here's what i'm gonna do i'm gonna use monstro space on the boss kill the boss and then i'm gonna go back and get the prayer thing
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i've never heard of this show. it's a sitcom. it's sitcom that's like based on his life and shit like his wife is like friggin co star. oh my god. it is well the thing is i don't know my apple tv. that's what i run like my netflix through yeah, i've heard of it i
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it's i mean it's a pretty decent place. i don't know you go to blog to yo though and then there's all these snobs that are like oh it's so overrated and stuff. it's like it's over 24 hours, man. it's alright they make an for their apple they can get an apple pie shake they just make an apple pie and then they take a piece of it, and they blend it up with some ice cream and shit i haven't had it but
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i said it's intermediate like you asked. why would they make it so you don't start with the water gun? this is why you make a custom game and you call it applesauce where your worms can't move and there are just sentries all over. i thought it was apple face. apple face, thank you for remembering. i actually missed that a lot. you used to be able to do custom games in, i think it was armageddon, and you could set up any loadout you wanted. this game doesn't have that. worms game.
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umm... that's actually been within the past two years because i remember we were talking about it a lot on one of the streams and i was like i haven't... mark is a great movie, i don't fault you for everyone. it's, it's yeah, it's a really good movie. i was like, oh man. i think i had to rent that on apple tv though, they didn't have it on. it was worth it! oh man. when was the last time michael a.l. fox watched con air?
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last time you watched magic mike, i... you know what? i've been quite tempted to watch magic mike. several times. just to get it over with, but i've not watched it. and every time i go on apple tv, it's like, magic mike xxl. watch this. i was like, oh, i haven't seen the first one. why not? well, eh. no biggie. alf, is that a 7 up? it's xxl. it sounds like a biggie. uh, yes, this is a 7 up bottle from 1985?
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you guys are savages. they don't even bat an eye, man. you do not. don't be mad. i was just trying to mess with you. fucking did. yeah, i gotcha. gotcha good, you son of a bitch. you did. michael, you're lying. 20 mcnuggets is 5 american dollars? is that true? yeah. wait, what is? 20 mcnuggets is 5 dollars in the us. i think so, yeah. what in the world is that? an apple is like 100? something like that.
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yeah, no, we're not talking about a game. this was a real experience that happened. yeah, nick was a baby. a baby genius. starring christopher lloyd. the hot totti! thank you very much for the subscription. the hot totti. you ever have a hot totti? me neither. i don't exactly know what it is, but i think it's like a drink older people drink. i think a hot totti is a hot apple cider with rum in it? oh, that doesn't sound bad. or something? that's a hot you ever have an arnold palmer?
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no going in the oven either. use apple on that. what is that gonna do to me? oh i stuck a banana through the apple. oh shit there could be bleach under there. oh no. he got the bleach didn't he? i'm sick daddy. you're probably effed cause i don't know where there's another pill. oh okay all these doors seem to be locked. nick i just ate a bunch of trash as well while you were gone. dammit. yeah! what? i win! daddy wins! i'm still gonna die! you took too long! oh.
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i can't get back there. take away my baby key? stop it! where do you think i am, michael caine? oh, you only pick up one battery at a time? bam, bam, bam! i'm eating them like fucking potato chips. stop me now! no! no apples. i gave you an apple. you're gonna be better now. oh shit. can't force me to. get out of the oven, baby. i don't know about that one. you're like in the oven. are you cooking though? you're not cooking. i'm working on that. don't ever look up as the baby.
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how did you live this long actually? you're so green. okay, i've delivered a banana onto you. oh, i'm starting to heal. bananas are very nourishing, you know. go for the outlet. you can't put the key in the outlet, unfortunately. you've had a banana, an apple, and an orange. no, no, you don't get to close the doors on me. he's closing all the doors. nope! take the baby key away. pretty good at that, actually. thank you. i can play at that game too.
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trying to take the pills! this baby knows so much about what's up. which is it? oh, that's a bad baby! dropped the knife in the toy box. oh, he's gone into the room. oh, i thought you had a bunch of fire in your hands. it might! oh, okay, there's like a thousand batteries. that's alright, that's life. you know, he's gonna get screwed up one way or another. eat the apple! i don't have to. no. he's a bad baby.
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don't let him eat the trash! oh my god. oh yeah, i'm chowing down. that was a veritable buffet in there. that was way too much trash for one baby. that baby ate all the trash. oh no, you got an apple in me, didn't you? eh, it's not enough. oh, what happened? you were still losing hp? i still lost hp faster than that could heal me. okay. i ate a lot of trash, man. a lot of batteries, too. the toilet's never gonna stop, is it? uhh...
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