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apollo chat, low key toxic. justin, um... i mean it's just the worst spot of all time. uh, justin, i saw your beef on instagram and it inspired me to do my own beef. oh, nice. i'm gonna cook my beef today.
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for you, honestly, he was not wrong. it wasn't a great spot for apollo. is your mouth, the drawing you've done on yourself, he had diarrhea on his front? or is that like hair? i think it's pubes. i've got a ginger bush. ginger bush. also, a mattering of pubes.
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oh, pat. that's wonderful. yeah, that is really good camouflage liz. oh, i see. that's really good. i kind of wandered around too. i forgot to say the name. so, imagine if nobody said my name in the good spot list. great spot! science in japan! must be terrible. apollo, if you say things like that, it cheapens the good jobs that we give everyone else. yeah. right, right, right.
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they got in a car full of hitchhikers and it was like a nice little family and they all pulled out guns and started shooting at cops and i was like, what the fuck? minions is not what i thought it was. in the minions movie? yeah, yeah. the minions are bad people. oh, this is a really nice paint job. i am going to shoot you though. oh. no. this is fair. it was beautiful, apollo.
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i like that three of us independently ran to spiderwebs like actual bugs. someone turned on a light and just screamed to a web. ricky, very good. i shot a spiderweb just in case it was the wrong spiderweb. justin, that's very good. what the fuck did apollo get found? that's crazy. that is really good.
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dude, i feel like my idea of the machine is not working, man. that's what i call my brain. the idea of the machine is not working. apollo pedaling his bicycle with a propeller. justin, i was literally like, am i gonna? and then you were like, am i gonna? so... i don't know if i could come the right shape for this. let's see.
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i must know just too small to the other angels or that would have been golden. i would like everyone to look at me as a cat and marvel at how that got 1300 points. that's a nice cat. really? was i just in there? oh my god, that's cool. you're in the same pose. oh, the little pink bits. yes, lovely. that's good. you're the same shape as my cat right now. so, also, apollo, you did well for committing
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i don't know. it's a huge map. and everything i look at is sending me back through like a wormhole of memories that takes five seconds. i know. whole map of madeline moments. you okay, apollo? no, it's telling me i'm buried while i'm floating in space. yeah, that's rough. okay, we're all buried while ryan is hiding and i have to get over there. dude, this is so awesome!
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the decktrian kind of era. my last time bowling was a goated session. it was me, apollo, chiblee, and bloody. did you crack 100? i think i did.
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i'm at 100 out of 100, man. i'm perfect. i mean, there's a number, right? it should... if the number seems right, i bet it's right. it's like... from like... what is it? it's like 300 to 850 or something like that? like, that's so arbitrary. why is it like that? i'm sitting on 847, baby. okay, dude, that's really... i believe that. 847 seems crazy. it does feel great. does apollo still not have a credit card? he had to get...
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nice shot by the way. that was a crazy shot right? crazy shot. that was a nice shot. hit the damn pole. it's the same hole. healthy on the birdie pace dude. holy cow. you can't be going to the er here unless you're like got a limb falling off or something. yeah. that's what apollo was talking about right? like they got the open disdain for you if you're not really like deserving of it in their minds. how far away is this because i can't see the hole. 140. 140. 140? that's a big sucker. 140.
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yeah, my advice is don't buy that stuff ever, but especially not from etsy. that is crazy. can apollo go get his food? i think so. oh god, a brick battle. a brick battle? what'd you get? what's for lunch? some onigiri. yoooo! yoni giri? yoni giri! yes, dude. i'm not gonna make any fish jokes.
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apollo is not a treatler. thank you for backing me up on this one. treatler is like, yeah, people who make posts that are like, i don't like when my doordash driver is a man.
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there's just one more to give out hmm. oh, i know at least you know it doesn't go to apollo on this one i'm going right about what i need to do is see what it does this is me because i always vote for the unpopular one oh
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i think it's for girls. apollo. you got it. i'm a girl and i love it. you know what else? yeah, don't break battle. i can get a dr. pepper zero before the next segment of my stream. never mind. i'm a genius. i want one. guys, i lost the most grit.
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it did make it a little bit better. has apollo spoken in an hour? have you left like eight messages in a row about apollo? sorry, i just got a, this is a little pet theory i have because somebody was leaving a lot of messages about apollo. boondocks and v are very good movies, just don't make them your whole personality. how is apollo not dead? yeah, yeah, you were the guy i was thinking of. you were the guy i was thinking of. then it's literally, it's world's most annoying guy, which is anytime apollo says,
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i'm gonna go get my food. they go, he should die forever. he should be dead. i'm just a little guy that wants to get my lunch. oh really? you should pass away and die. he did say that shit. and now you're pissing me off because i gotta go pee. but instead you said another weird comment about apollo. and i remember your fucking name because you named yourself like i'm the solipsist or something like that. let's see.
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the minecraft with the orange hair. i played it once for a sponsored stream and it was... sucks. game sucks. yes, really bad. one of the worst games ever made. but i do like kokopia and that's like, you know, a little bit more... i still haven't checked that one out. i think it's for girls. apollo? not good.
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the decktrian kind of era. my last time bowling was a goated session. it was me, apollo, chiblee, and bloody. did you crack a hundred? i think i did.
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i just mind if i take that short break after the next minigame the delivery driver left my food at the wrong house. oh no tough luck. yeah, i could do some more. i suppose that's okay. you can just like you just do it now. right? uh the minigame will happen. i guess i won't be ready for the minigame. i took a break to go get it and then when it wasn't there i had to come back and so i guess i could have just gone and got it but now it feels too late to do that. apollo i had a funny doordash story.
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yeah, my advice is don't buy that stuff ever, but especially not from etsy. that is crazy. can apollo go near this food? i think so. okay, i'm gonna go if we're not playing in the game. i'm just gonna go fill my tea. i did ready up, but that's okay. ow! fuck. i really like this desk, or the cat bed i got that attaches to the desk next to it. but, uh, boy do the cats just really climb me to get into it sometimes.
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and they forget they have claws, i think. no, that's true. but would you rather trim their claws or just get scratched now and then? uh, just get like scratched. life's too short, man. i agree. yeah. i mean, i'm sure i feel like even if i trim them, if they climb me, it's hurting. that's a good point. i mean, it just grows back, too. yeah. in this fucked up world. in this fucked up crazy world. oh boy. sorry, apollo's still trying to find his food, i think.
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apollo is not a treatler. thank you for backing me up on this one. treatler is like, yeah, people who make posts that are like, i don't like when my doordash driver is a man.
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there's just one more to give out hmm. oh, i know at least you know it doesn't go to apollo on this one i'm going random. i want to i need to play what it does this is me because i always vote for the unpopular one
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yes, i like this hard hard job just so much easier which is my shoulders, yes, sir i think plunges are more mandatory mandatory in america because i've never blocked my toilet but whenever i stay with apollo i block his toilet like ten times in like a week, bro it's you don't you guys have the you have the poop shelf right? don't you?
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apollo. yeah, apollo's is fucking great. apollo's is really good. we've officially been kicked up to a sweat lobby now that apollo's here. yeah, apollo's is sweaty. i can't keep up anymore. well, i can see how you think of him, sweaty. i'm so proud of everyone. everyone's been hiding so good today. thanks. you're welcome. thanks, bro. this is my first good spot. wow! okay. i do like that, apollo. oh my god.
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oh yeah yeah yeah. it's justin and chiblee. yeah we're... we have a bit of a duo hide going. yeah justin and chiblee are like really funny. very good. good frickin' luck. mouth is completely invisible. mouth is crazy yeah. invisible mouth. people that i can't see when i'm looking at it. wow! fuck! what? send back the money. apollo, send back the money. you fuckin' rat. wow. you fuckin' rat.
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no, they're guarding apollo because he's the tallest one. apollo's quintuple teamed. they'll see the cavs and know you're a threat? i mean, bro, they saw the cavs in the playoffs. let me know how that went. am i right? i think they lost. i think the pistons lost to the cavs. you know what's crazy is that it's actually like summer weather in vancouver, which would not be remarkable except for the fact that it was actually like cold enough to wear a jacket last week.
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i will say i think plunges are more mandatory mandatory in america because i've never blocked my toilet but whenever i stay with apollo i block his toilet like ten times in like a week, bro it's what you guys have though. you have the poop shelf right don't you? a lot of jack in the box when you're here
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i'm trying to play down a joke. i'm trying to jump trying to hide a joke, but it's gone. hi apollo. hi apollo. like stinking in the floor. i didn't know what we were picking and this was the one time that i picked the blocky guy. fucked me. i didn't know that the map is glitched.
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apollo. yeah, apollo is fucking great. yeah, we've officially been kicked up to a sweat lobby now that apollo's here. yeah, well, yeah, i can't i can't keep up any more. i can i can see how you think it's sweaty. oh, yeah. i can't in good conscience give ryan an eon when apollo's doing this. this is a really good. that is good. i'm so proud of everyone.
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everyone's been hiding so good today. you're welcome. thanks, bro. this is my first good spot. i do like that apollo. oh my god. i can't see it. why can't i freaking see it? parental controls. oh, you're talking about apollo's.
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i am. and... well, oh, apollo. ah fuck, alright, i can't do this. oh, it's gg's, bro. yeah, yeah. we do love you, though. dante, i'm fucked. i'm gonna go do it. no, no. it being get my food tricked ya. yes! yes! this is pretty good. yay! apollo, you're not gonna find me. i'm not worried about it. don't tell me i'm clipping. check your venmo. i may have did not more than i could chew with this one.
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good frickin' luck. mouth is completely invisible. mouth is crazy. yeah. invisible mouth. people that i can't see when i look at it. wow. fuck. what? send back the money. apollo, send back the money. you fucking rat. wow. you fucking rat. that's crazy. like even if you get close up to liz, still can't. i know, i can't help but see it. i'm as close as i can be.
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