Quotes about “anecdote”
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in toronto, yung and dundas is a pretty happening place. anyways, it's... i don't know why, it just sounded really funny to me. it sounded like it went, yung to dundas. yung is the longest street in the world, nick. so somebody posted an anecdote. and they're like, i was walking down yung street, like y o u n g.
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considering i was 10 when it happened, the only woodstock 99 i know about was the firewood next to our neighbor's house. that is a great anecdote. i really appreciate that. only the group leader may queue for a match. i'm just waiting on my ads to finish. ah, okay. hey look, it's buff professor oak. don't even question it. you're playing as ripped bernie sanders? oh, dude! can you make that?
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is that all you needed for an anecdote? just no it's not? yeah, that was a lot of gold. citation needed. has any lawyer looked into this yet? or are we like tackling some future law? i would imagine there's precedent for... that's not how the law works. it actually is in america. no, it's not. in america, there's precedent. you've got to go, i imagine there's precedent. oh, well okay, yeah, i mean, i'm just... if there... but i mean if there was a precedent set, that is kind of how...
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actually, i can keep going and another kind of funny anecdote from the new york city true this is a real short one, but so we were walking down the street on the way somewhere. did you ever say hey? i said it when we first got there and lin sort of me for it and she's like okay. yeah, it's not okay but it was okay because no nobody attacked me. i did trip right after i said it though which is oh, that's perfect you should have said it again right after i didn't oh
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though like on inception they've been like oh they got the new shit let's upgrade well there's that there's that anecdote where like netflix offered to sell to blockbuster and they were like blockbuster was really disrespectful to them i don't think didn't think that they could possibly you know defeat them and then in like two years they were out of business
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he's nasty with the $5 tips says, hello you nice folks and ryan enjoy the streams immensely fun anecdote so i'm gonna scraped isaac on the wall of the bathroom at my work and now i'm convinced that the egg is a serial tiger thanks very much. you got me he travels the country scraping isaac into things. my lines are so straight in pintrillo oh, wait, do you see his lines? if you haven't seen his lines, they're clean as hell. cobalt, you just hit a purple plate. i'm sorry. that's $800 i'm cool with that
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i just remember the part where willem dafoe gets his dick bashed in with a screwdriver. is that the bashed in? there's that anecdote that like willem dafoe's dick is actually so cartoonishly huge that they had to use a smaller stunt actor? i've read that, yeah. i don't know if that's true. he did like a naked broadway kind of thing. he's just like wearing these dirty white socks and his dick is waving around. that's up.
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so i had an interesting anecdote. yeah, tell me about it. kate and i went to a christmas buffet.
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yeah, good work. dang, duty head. wow. duty head. what is it? it's sag. no, but like the word... it's gabriel. oh, that makes a lot of sense. wow, what a terrible story, n.l. oh, i'm sorry. i thought the story of a united states president being shot dead at an amusement park followed by an amusing anecdote would be interesting, but apparently that's just the sort of thing you hear every day nowadays.
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that's that's crazy. they can even wait eight months to send it like youtube does wow yeah, does bears have his yet? you got a hundred thousand subscribers like ten years. oh, yeah it was like right before i left so yeah ten years no what else did you do in ireland nick? i mean the pizza thing it's a good anecdote that for some reason it's called apache pizza but yeah, i don't know why that's just there never you order it oh
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oh, it's like pretty okay. you guys should have sicced my seed for fucking nautilus s mod. oh yeah, i forgot rob's got the totally different seed. mm hmm. yeah, i'm like guppy. i got like a million things. it feels good, man. imo watson. that's pretty good. i've got an anecdote. it's not our island though. so i follow a&w canada on twitter because, you know, why wouldn't i? of course. i think i remember this.
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if he donates enough money it would be a mercedes right? he'd just buy it for himself through you. he's a pink badge in my chat, that's the new one. yeah. pinky bitch. i have another anecdote. is that what we do? we just say we have an anecdote? i have an anecdote!
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or something. i don't know. alright, i have another ireland anecdote if we don't know the anecdotes. so we went to, or wanted to go to the movies at one point, which is a thing that is that a problem in ireland? turns out, yeah actually. put your name on a list or something?
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and that's the extent of my anecdote. oh, did you see it? we didn't go to the movies, no.
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yeah, i can't leave a headache. if i leave a headache then i'm just gonna be in hell. it gets worse. yeah. oh! yeah, you got murdered. yeah, no, i can't do that, man. it'll fuck me up. forever. hey, i've got an anecdote.
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that's the end of the anecdote. it was delicious, but i'm like, this was a big dosa. i mean, you got what you paid for. our anecdotes have gotten less and less potent throughout the show. okay, i have a question about indian restaurants. i have an anecdote. that's what you're supposed to say. all right, i have an anecdote. i've been to several indian restaurants and they all hung up like white christmas lights, like all over the place. is that, why is that a thing? is that a light? is that only in new york? they did have like a weird lighting.
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i guess so. hey, i got a good piece of advice for you guys. not you josh because you never play this game anymore. it's an anecdote. hey everybody else definitely do not use trinket smelter on ringworm. that's gonna make your life a fucking nightmare. makes everything go in a circle? yeah, yeah it was a bad idea. alright.
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