Quotes about “and then i messed my pants”
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if i went outside, i would have pooped my pants. but like my gi tract was all messed up from like the stress and anxiety. i'm like, i got to drop a little dookie bomb in the toilet first. and then i when i got out, i was like, ok, i'm going to leave. and then i opened up the closet to get my coat. and he was sitting like in the back of the closet behind the stroller like meow. fucking idiot, dude. anyway, so all i'm saying is that when your adrenaline is like spiked, you do things that are not
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if i went outside, i would have pooped my pants. but like my gi tract was all messed up from like the stress and anxiety. i'm like, i got to drop a little dookie bomb in the toilet first. and then i when i got out, i was like, ok, i'm going to leave. and then i opened up the closet to get my coat. and he was sitting like in the back of the closet behind the stroller like, meow, like an idiot, dude. anyway, so all i'm saying is that when your adrenaline is like spiked, you do things that are not
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i grew up in the streets you were raised in floor. unlike me, i had many opportunities to adore. what's wrong with you? were you raised by aardvark and then i messed my pants? i fucking didn't click submit. i had it in there too. i clicked submit. did you write bark?
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2343.14
pretty messed up. yeah. i would tell you i was too, uh, i went to hockey school for march break one year, but i was too embarrassed to take off my track pants to change into, uh, hockey equipment. so i just put it all on over my pants, even though it got like real hot and sweaty, right? and then by day three, i gave myself a fungal infection in my groin called jock itch and had the, had the like on enroll. that's, you know what? you saved yourself a lot of, a lot of
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i grew up in the streets you were raised in floor. unlike me, i had many opportunities of door. what's wrong with you? were you raised by aardvark and then i messed my pants? i didn't click submit. i had it in there too. i clicked submit. was it bark? did you write bark?
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