Quotes about “an elephant never forgets”
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you know the title of an erotic movie for elephants an elephant never forgets to come or trunk lovers 69 xxx nice nice possible to forget to come like it's like oh man, i'm just having a good time. i kind of forgot like yeah six months later your your eyes just open up when you're in bed. you're like i forgot to come god damn it
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this is why i complain when you drive. dude, i took a wrong turn for like a quarter of a second. instead of... you wait to try to pull that one when someone's driving the car. why are you going this way? just go turn left. you can catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar. you gotta take the responsibility of driver. i shouldn't have to chastise you every time you go the wrong way. well you flip the car over and then go, well when did that rock get put there? i haven't flipped the car in quite a long time. an elephant never forgets, buddy.
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hello kate. i am alien. she's an alien. oh my god, i am very pleased with mine. what? that's it? my wife's an alien. let's go on an adventure. what do you say, rusty? suck this fat one, old man. that's way too... someone was looking. someone looked. no, i swear to god! an elephant never forgets.
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a door that is closed? i think there's a strong chance there will be a fight between cats. they get along, but they get along better when the doors open, you know? i think it's kind of like society. tomo, what are you doing, buddy? so we're still chilling. don't make me laugh. we have to combine and then buy. i love that though. and then sure. and you know what? i think an elephant with a bee? an elephant never forgets to pop his bee.
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it was. but an elephant never forgets. that was like four app four series ago. hey, i still talk to northernlion about that bullshit in ck2. yeah, that's fucking true. you hold the that was nonsense. i was well within international law. uh huh. hey, well, if your internet goes out today, we know it's because of we know the truth. moose. yeah, the moose. the moose, yeah. it's a big problem here. they're everywhere! i got your back, quill.
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they always say, hey remember that time you told the joke about the dog's dick? and i'm like, yeah. that was a lifetime ago, but sure. the internet never forgets, right? gabe newell said that, if i remember correctly. get him, get him officer. man, you are terrible. you know who else never forgets? an elephant. well, actually they don't forget, but they always remember.
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you know, you can't be mad about that. i'm mad. that's only fair. yeah, you're both mad. that man lost that he should have lost again. big mistake. who should i eliminate? i'm not seeing ryan's name here. oh yeah, that's the game. i know it's a tough choice. oh, did i type it in wrong? i think i fucked up the... i can't believe there's a limit on how many characters you can type. they say an elephant never forgets. they don't talk about foxes.
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which is interesting. there you go, well you're welcome. i'm still not happy with you. an elephant never forgets. neither do i. i need to remarry my son unfortunately. even burgundy is all messed up now. i don't like it. that used to be like the convenient way in.
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let's just see what's going on. i'm not gonna forget. i know you're saying he's gonna forget i'm literally not going to forget an elephant never forgets, bro so all i have to do is be like an elephant. hmm. not really. i think i could go that's that's about as close as i could get as elephantine as i could possess or mimic the behavior thereof see, i told you i'm not gonna forget save the guys probably save the guys ride it. i
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