Quotes about “an apple is like”
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it's the baby wearing purple. it's the baby. it's the baby wearing purple. yeah, go ahead, bum friend. out of the goodness of my heart, you can have these. but don't drop any items here. drop them here. thank you. thank you. bro, this is bad. it's still not good. kate, your apple watch goes off like 10 times an hour. is that not like... like, do you ever get a moment of peace? really? that's crazy though.
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like if i paid who's gonna tell them if i paid one gold bar for a video game and you paid $10 i mean 10 is 10 times bigger than one yeah, so is the but if you pay if you paid one gold bar and i paid one buck bar out of 10 you paid for more. it's not an apples to apples comparison. oh, wow that's what that's the apple bees were dealing with you. oh
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so if we were to look at this and say which one of these animals is most likely to stick around and thus warrant being buffed with an apple, the answer right now is like none. i don't think we care for a shrimp, let's reroll to six that still gives us a good amount of money to do as we please. now when a peacock is hurt, it gains plus two attack. i think this is like potentially disgusting.
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so we will just send these guys over here, the wooden bench should be done now. okay, now we can build all this stuff. and as you can see, this left menu kind of auto populated. so this, i think we do have enough resources to build everything, but we might just want to mine, or cut down some more trees. the problem is with apple trees, you can't automatically cut them. you kinda gotta go for like, these fir trees, or birch trees, or pine trees, whatever these are. you gotta talk to michael a.l. fox for that stuff, i'm not much of an arborealist.
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popping it out and then plating it like the same way you would plate an entire apple pie or something? how are you eating meat pies after sweeney todd? well, sweeney todd is a work of fiction, so i'm eating them because they taste good. i'm not going to follow my heart. i'm going to debase myself and vote for the one that i would slightly disprefer. fair enough. fair enough. deserved. i did not have a pure heart when i chose that answer. the one that is less swimming. that's just too much.
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9977.38
put an apple in a pig's mouth and the apples roll. the pigs are fucking adorable by the way, just as an aside. pigs are super cute. there's cow tipping, pig rolling, come on, we've all done it. red, the pokemon trainer can roll. we've gotten two. yeah. i think it legit might be tower spike beam. what is a sody by the way? like sody pop. sody pop. oh. sody pop.
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it's like a baby holding an apple. is that from the classic movie film austin powers 3? oh, i hate the laser gals. what were you doing up there? i thought i could make it past it, but i just took too long to get over the corner. okay, what i will say, xbox one came today. i'm f'ing around with that for about 11 minutes before the stream started. d pad on that controller feels real nice.
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100% i mean on the grapefruit. oh, yeah, and then mathis and i were hanging out is that like a paradox event and i got grapefruit juice he got an apple juice and an orange juice and he started making fun of me. i was like, okay, mr. to juice man why do you need two juices when one juice will do the job you get the sour and you get the sweet. oh
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i'm not saying sugar is good for you, but i think that the needle has pushed too far in the other direction where people are so anti sugar that we're getting some sujigiris. like people are going apeshit on fruit. people will look at you with like a side eye for eating an apple. they're like, an apple? i'm eating a sugar free protein bar built in a laboratory in denver. i don't know why i went for denver. fruit? i guess you don't care about your blood sugar, huh? fruit?
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the art is chart and cart. so this is an h above the e. yeah. okay. okay, okay, okay. well, the pool stinks. morning room. i would like to redraw my floor plans personally. this is a good pantry, man. no apple kind of a slap in the face though. this is and in sand. thanks for nothing maid chamber. special key, secret garden key.
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