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50% of us americans don't even have maps and we're trying to give kids fireplaces how often do kids really get a fireplace though? i if i asked for a fireplace for christmas i hope that my parents would say no first off like what am i even gonna do with it? it's not i'm gonna get a bear skin rug and mack on some ladies when i'm like six years old probably not not gonna happen when i was about 13 or 14 actually we went to a trip in remember where it was one of those colonial deals so sorry what?
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yeah, the europeans have had a natural advantage in rocket league due to their knowledge of football and football tactics. now it's time for the canadians to take their turn. what are the americans getting that deal? nothing. when they do rocket league american football. uh huh. i don't know. i have all the time imagining you would be able to complete a pass too easily, but maybe i'm mistaken. well, there is the nice pass setting in the pre sensor. that is true! that must be for that.
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but you know what, the americans already have brawl ball. oh that's what we get? brawl ball? you get brawl ball. god damn it. i really missed that one. no offense of course to brawl. oh good, placenta. rocket basketball? that was actually... i feel like basketball could actually work.
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stop saying americans like everybody over here likes that garbage sport. i mean the sport is called american football, alright? i'm not trying to necessarily generalize the whole country, but it is sort of right there in the name. i think we just call it football here. well yeah, but everywhere else in the world, everywhere civilized calls it american football versus association football. qualifying it is not necessary. we kind of just know what's up. road to el dorado is the tits. i watched it in like 11th grade history class.
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that reaction is great. is st. patrick's day like that in ireland? i think it's a big deal, yeah. that makes sense. i mean, i feel like if you were irish, wouldn't you just get pissed at like what north americans think of when they think of ireland? as someone who's not irish, i feel that way, so i would think yeah, but i shouldn't be able to speak for them. like, you know how many times i've heard like, hey, how many bears did you see on your walk to work this morning, you know?
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why not? probably can't pickle twinkies i would think. oh come on, that was my first guess. was it actually? i said he knew pickle twinkies as nick was saying you probably can't pickle twinkies. you guys are not doing much for the stereotype of americans right now. a pickled twinkie would just dissolve though right? like we can agree on that? this entire pickling process i guess is what i have to find out first.
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you know the americans have 30 words for pizza. got the edge, the big foot, stuffed crust. deep dish. deep dish, thin crust. the underchaper. john cena. god's flatbread. shresheta. vincent gambini. vincent d'onofrio. vincent gambini. anything from vin diesel's easel. lou bega. uncrustables. what else we got? that's it. josh here. lou bega's bologna. what do you think lou bega orders at bennigan's?
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i consider you an honorary american, you're here a lot. thanks, i appreciate that. it's north american. which is kinda like, you're still american. i hate that. people will be like, well you're canadian so you're american. we don't talk like that here. but it doesn't go the other way, right? i think a lot of americans would be upset if you said that. what, if you're north american? yeah, if someone said that you're canadian by proxy as an american. that doesn't make any sense though. it's because the continent name is north america. i'm aware.
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alright, that inuksuk is pretty fucking dope. do americans know what inuksuks are? i don't know what inuksuk is. is that the stack of rocks? yeah, it's like a stack of rocks that serves as like a waypoint. yeah, i've seen those. they're like the symbol of the vancouver 2010 olympics. that and sidney crosby scoring a goal on ryan miller in overtime to win the gold medal for the men's olympic hockey team.
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what a guy. i can see why. i mean, madam, he's a trash. he is a single trash. a single trash. he is a trash. not a piece of it. he's the concept of trash. yeah. he's actually like a pretty good guy. but i was baffled. i was like, why would you do this? why do you hate the little guy so much, mathis? krampus, you hurt me. and then he said, americans shouldn't have to wash their own dishes right after that. i was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. that's a little too far. what?
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and then he said, well, americans, and then he winked. and i was like, whoa dude, these are some he winked?! these are some uncomfortable connotations. and i was like, i'm thinking of what you're putting down. mostly i just didn't want him to hurt me. krampus has beat my fucking ass. this is a terrible layout. there shouldn't be these squares in the room. you know what i mean? oh, i didn't get a devil deal and i forgot to use the joker card. okay, well, there's always tomorrow. no wonder you like prayer cards so much right now. yeah. i might as well stack hp before i lose it all.
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thanks tomorrow, but tomorrow. yeah, i mean it's like to be seen in general we've got all of our cooking goodies out downstairs and the process has already started it's the precursor to americans buying new tv is basically the point dude. i'm excited to do some shopping on cyber monday we don't really have black friday, but they're like trying to make it a thing over here but we got cyber monday for sure stock up on hard drives the monitors yeah, hard drives and monitors get like a dozen
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are you excited? no, i mean i'm not really a huge fan of the blackhawks. they're rivals to the canucks in so much as it seemed that just won the stanley cup can be rivals to possibly the worst team in the nhl right now. but you know what, i'm always happy to see noteworthy stuff in the nhl, you know? and it's cool that, if i may say so, it's cool that he's not canadian. maybe he'll get, you know, it serves as a starter drug for some americans to watch. alright, that's a fair point.
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the movies making for netflix, right? that dead westerns? yeah, where the native americans walked off the set. yeah, they all walked off the set. apparently, you know, they are principled when it comes to accurate depictions of their race, but not so principled that they would just not be in an adam sandler film on its own merits. i was really wondering how you were gonna end that sentence and you pulled it off. i'm also joking, like i get that, you know, you gotta work and maybe they like adam sandler.
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no, i could definitely lose this bitch. americans don't even have nandos. there's nandos in canada at least. is that like the peruvian chicken place? it is man! it's the period period chicken. you got it exactly correct. i just know it's cheeky, that's all. that's what i'm much exclusively saying. nandos is cheeky as hell, yeah. cheeky. that's how you would describe it. beastygunner73, welcome to the quarry.
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okay, so i want to point out i actually have an incredible amount of respect for the united states of america i have more respect for america than i think a lot of americans do they've made unbelievable contributions to mankind in in every aspect of the head especially to the wrestler mick foley i
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key and peele? key and peele? anybody and anybody, as long as there's an ampersand in their name i implicitly trust them. goldman and sachs? uh, no. that's uh... fanny mae, yes, goldman sachs, no. you know fanny in the uk means something different. it's vagina. yeah. you think they considered that when they made that name? when they stole the english language from the united states of americans, i don't think they thought of anything except themselves. how rude.
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