Quotes about “american”
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they do. it just doesn't have some things, but it has other things. that is exactly correct. it's like cbc netflix, right? it's not cbc netflix. we have a lot of the stuff that's on american netflix, just not all of it. it has freaking dragon's den and i don't have that here and i'm mad about it. you shouldn't get dragon's den! it's a canadian show! i want it because i like the show! i take that as a great compliment, but at the same time you can't have it.
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does it just have to get wrecked? yeah, well no, they have to dodge the rocks. whoa, there were more guns than swords! the american way. and then, if the uh, if the players don't kill the people with the rock, like with the rocks in in just enough time, then a bunch of bombs fall down and kill them. if you want. that sounds pretty fun actually. wow! you're dead now. alright, i'm dead now. drink my drink.
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you're on a show, they're filming tiny house nation. it's not like there's a bait and switch somewhere. it's about small houses? i'm in tv cribs or anything, like... it's about building very small houses, yes. in canada, is this specifically a canadian thing that people do? no, dude, it's an american show. that is so odd. i just never have heard of this.
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yeah, the europeans have had a natural advantage in rocket league due to their knowledge of football and football tactics. now it's time for the canadians to take their turn. what are the americans getting that deal? nothing. when they do rocket league american football. uh huh. i don't know. i have all the time imagining you would be able to complete a pass too easily, but maybe i'm mistaken. well, there is the nice pass setting in the pre sensor. that is true! that must be for that.
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stop saying americans like everybody over here likes that garbage sport. i mean the sport is called american football, alright? i'm not trying to necessarily generalize the whole country, but it is sort of right there in the name. i think we just call it football here. well yeah, but everywhere else in the world, everywhere civilized calls it american football versus association football. qualifying it is not necessary. we kind of just know what's up. road to el dorado is the tits. i watched it in like 11th grade history class.
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that was also the flight where, um, i mean there was a snowstorm that super delayed it. but they were like, you know, sometimes you'll fly and they'll be like, well we've overbooked our flight because we always do. uh, is there anyone around that would take $100 american airlines gift certificates to go on the next flight? this one, they weren't fucking around. it was like the week before christmas and they're like, we're gonna give you $800 cash if you don't take this flight.
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you can't let this opportunity pass you up. no, that's a pretty good opportunity, i should really go for that. the moon movement, the moment. yeah, she should seize the moon or something. is that a dude, moon for audience. get a hundred bucks. oh, what? roma's probably like, this gun sucks so bad. oh, yes! he hates that gun. oh, chris kyle is the american sniper.
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see that on youtube sometimes like oh, i'll look up buying of isaac content it'll be someone i've never heard of and i'm like well that's cool, and then i'm like i don't speak this language. it's still a lot of germans watch the american versions of the stream though like of isaac because they understand english now. i'm just ignorant american i don't speak bilingual so but i go in there he speaks english whenever i talk and stuff in there and oh really it's nice
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$2 american at a shop near me. are you kidding me? $2 boosters for zendikar? that's uh... madison's shop is doing that as well. that's... that's ridiculous. it's like super cool for them, yeah. and they were able to price match it over a lot of the us as well. oh my gosh. you just take the ad to walmart and be like, hey, you know, this place is selling it for two bucks. and they're like, all right. we'll match that. oh, i stole my power up.
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yeah, they're already playing like christmas music in the frickin stores like walmart and stuff. i'm like yo, it's not even thanksgiving yet. like can we put skipping holidays? that was the geneva convention rule is like you can't play christmas music until american thanksgiving's over. that's i mean they're getting ahead of themselves man.
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it does not, it's happened one time in history. i tweeted that picture of the freaking moose running next to the car and the dude's got the tim hortons cup on his dashboard and then the moose freaking flips over. i actually felt bad. that's a circle about an american going into mcdonalds and killing everybody with an m16. i was about to jesus christ, i was about to apologize.
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just because our news stories are horrifying and traumatic doesn't mean you have to remind us. god. it's like that... is it donald glover that does that bit that's like, uh... you know, men say that women are crazy, but when men go crazy, women are scared. it's like the canadian bit is like, our news stories are like, we're too polite, but the american news stories are scary, man. yeah. alright. we should play... we should play this, and then we should play brawlhalla. alright.
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what's your problem with helen hunt? no, i don't have a problem with helen hunt. i just didn't know she was still america's sweetheart. yeah, i thought melissa joan hart was american sweetheart. yeah, american sweetheart. she's even got hart in her name. melissa joan sweetheart. i thought jollisa... jollisa monehart? it's gone too far. jollisa monehart is absolutely her porn name. yeah, that's her porn name. jollisa monehart. oh my god, this is not going well.
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you know as an american who doesn't speak japanese. i'm gonna give it that caveat to you japanese is a fun language man. it sounds awesome. it's real complicated, but i like the sound of it. yeah superfight is in tabletop. yeah superfight is in my butt what's your name for your dick? uh the octagon?
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