Quotes about “america”
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8995.120
otherwise if we go 10 seconds without some kind of freaking, uh, stimulation it's all gonna fall apart. uh, by the way, rob, you are america. like, i don't know if you can see oh! you're right. rob, can you hear me? i can hear you, yes. my display driver has crashed. oh, no. oh, boy. oh, disaster. yep, stream's down.
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5372.420
yeah, the cultural appropriation of things irish is kind of silly. there's not a lot of real irish culture in most things. it's not very flattering. you shouldn't be flattered by what north america has taken from irish culture. there's not an insult towards irish culture. every march whatever, people wearing green and throwing up on the streets. gross.
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10132.160
oh, yeah, that's like dunkin donuts, isn't it? yeah, something like that. america runs on that. all good! i made the diamonds so low that i can't get them. what does canada do about that then if america runs on dunkin you can't run on it too? we still have some dunkin donuts here. they're not as common though for sure. we have tim hortons instead. do you know what their slogan is? tim hortons? no, dunkin.
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8557.940
oh, talking to people is actually helping me keep my sanity a little. it's nice. i'm glad to hear it. yeah, same here. with the pace. i can understand that, you know, it's a marathon, man. there you go. it's america. yeah, it's america, man. and it's sad because i'll stay up for like an extra three or four hours when i get off just watching richard play. yeah, i get off watching richard play too if you know what i mean.
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8584.820
uh huh. i don't really though. my dick! my dick! i got the golden heart! let's go! i think you gotta go fast and underscore for the 16 months in a row. america. merrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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8041.560
i don't know. okay. okay, so he called 401. what happened? then he's like, yeah, they're cheaper there. and he's like, well, maybe you should go to 401. and that was it. the guy left. the guy had some great customer retention you got right there. dude, in canada, everyone's so polite that that interaction could have happened. in america, there's a guarantee that that would have been a fight. it was pretty messed up. my spirit bomb just turned into a fart. i got a duck right now, so you can't actually fuck with me that bad.
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1888.660
that's the best case scenario for a cat really. he ran out and like got in between her feet and tried to knock her over. like some america's funniest home videos shit. well, if he hit you in the balls it would be. yeah with the 1980s toboggan.
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1911.400
it's really funny when you watch america's funniest home videos now and it's still like a handicam footage from the 80s and like i thought it was a tired formula, but it's actually just like still old ass videos one day the vault's gonna get cleared out man you got to enjoy it while last. it's gonna be fallout 5. yeah, it will be fallout 5 vault afv
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1936.520
got tom bergeron. hosted now. hosts america's funniest home videos now. it's like nick cannon or something. i'll always remember it as tom bergeron. i think it was bob saget. it was tom bergeron. and then i think now it's the guy who played carlton on the fresh prince of bel air. oh okay. his last name is banks. mr. banks. mr. banksy.
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that'd be weird if they were the one place in the united states where kids were allowed to drink. yeah, that'd be like super fucked up. super supervised area. i really like that idea of there being one place on in america that children can drink and it's dave & buster's. and it's why wouldn't it be like, uh, chuck e. cheese's? nah, it should be the dmv. dave & buster's. yeah. it's the dnb, not the dmv. dave matthews. d w n h e.
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playing like somebody that understands the rules of the game what are you just talking about this is the easiest game of all time choco the party clown says there might be a little dust on the bottle but don't let it fool you my wife's inside was that song popular in the in america as well map b i don't know what song you're talking about
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3069.320
you'll see here the optimal width for a sphere of volume x. and this is your mother's width, which is pushing the boundaries of acceptable tolerance on a geometric level. i'm glad your mom didn't rip apart like an old balloon bear. and thank you to lady of castamere for the subscription. it'd be sweet if it was lady of castaway, aka helen hunt. more the soccer ball, i guess. america's sweetheart. is that still the way that works?
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3102.680
what's your problem with helen hunt? no, i don't have a problem with helen hunt. i just didn't know she was still america's sweetheart. yeah, i thought melissa joan hart was american sweetheart. yeah, american sweetheart. she's even got hart in her name. melissa joan sweetheart. i thought jollisa... jollisa monehart? it's gone too far. jollisa monehart is absolutely her porn name. yeah, that's her porn name. jollisa monehart. oh my god, this is not going well.
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so i am the mario brothers and i'm 100 stories tall riding a robot. now you might say 100 stories? oh, what's that? is that it's pretty tall. it sounds pretty that's the height of the empire state building which until the year 1961 was the tallest building in the united states of america landmark of the new york sky which is itself a landmark of cityscapes worldwide. these are enormous. these are bigger than the stay puft marshmallow man. they're bigger than
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they had a problem with me just bringing beef jerky back to america from ireland. you're not supposed to bring animal products! yeah dude, what the that's like a super no no man! yeah! you know where that beef jerky started? in america. you know you shouldn't have brought it over in the first place! wait, they didn't give a shit? they didn't give a shit? beef jerky to canada and then brought it back.
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i would have known more if i had access to this tv show that you're always talking about. but they don't show it here in america. the man vs the other people show. the man vs border guards show. border security is pretty good but man tracker is an all time classic. man tracker. i saw man tracker one time, i saw it a couple times actually.
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is it? i don't use liters. you do, you just don't know it. what do you think i use? i mean there's like two liters exist. is that what you call it? you call them two liters in america? if it's like two liters then yeah. what do you call them like bi liters? no we call them two liters because we actually use the metric system. well we use the metric system for the two liters of soda consumption.
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trains didn't forge canada, and now what are you talking about, sir? johnny is to build the trans canada railroad is the reason that british columbia joined canada instead of the united states of america, man were it not for sir john a. mcdonald i would be in america right now. you're allowed to be in america i'm in america from time to time yeah, i mean you still are technically i
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i consider you an honorary american, you're here a lot. thanks, i appreciate that. it's north american. which is kinda like, you're still american. i hate that. people will be like, well you're canadian so you're american. we don't talk like that here. but it doesn't go the other way, right? i think a lot of americans would be upset if you said that. what, if you're north american? yeah, if someone said that you're canadian by proxy as an american. that doesn't make any sense though. it's because the continent name is north america. i'm aware.
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put him in a burrito with thousand island and burger meat? that sounds disgusting. what is burger meat? brown beef. we don't use this expression in north america. burger meat is ground beef, man. uh, are you sure? are you sure it's not burger meat?
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i looked at chat for two seconds while i'm in the black market fighting a friggin army of assholes. doesn't actually say fallout 4. someone in chat said that i was crazy that i was saying hp sauce isn't a thing in america. apparently it is according to this person. i just, i've never seen it before. there's different regions in the us. it's a pretty big place and i may have just missed something. i mean i'm pretty sure it is an american product. is it really? no, it's british.
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