Quotes about “am I 100 years old”
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yes, that's basically the end of it. so no, i mean i have a thousand dollar bills in canada i don't know. i don't carry cash. what do you think? i am a hundred years old. yeah, we were in the fantasy stuff go ahead apologize. i don't think i would give him $100 though. so he's out he's out five hours on this time as a result of your mistake. yeah wow should happen sometimes unfortunate
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it's a look! i'm not even making fun of it necessarily. i could not pull it off. i would look like the yodel kid for sure. people would be like, they don't know what to do. oh no, okay, it's faces. this is forest whitaker. 100%. i think it's forest whitaker and ben stiller, man. am i insane? oh, that was... he's almost 70 years old. denzel washington. he's known for spider man, finding nemo, and poor things.
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sulfates are ass? yes, man. yes. okay, i'm not doing this shit for real, but i'll tell you 100%. that's fucking half kim basinger, man. that's 100%. that's guaranteed. now the other fella is about 50 years old. am i crazy if i say this is david beckham? probably chadwick boseman. known for you to walk. that's john bernthal. kim, let me ask you something.
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the story of one man's mundane crises. it's a bop. it's a bop. i would not deny the bop nature of it. i mean, it's got... it was supposed to be so easy. empty cans is a great one. is the streets still popular? i have no idea. am i 100 years old? i guess the streets is like at this point.
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it reminds me of like, anybody here watch the larry sanders show at all? or am i just 100 years old? yes. like the larry sanders show is one of the best comedy shows ever made, for sure. but the episode where larry is sick and they have to have hank do the show is like, there were 10 out of 10 episodes before, but that one is like a 40 out of 10.
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yeah. wasn't it like a common german name or something? well, how old is he? is he over the age of 100? oh, he's probably like late 50s. uh, i'm not a friend, he's just a guy i know. were you implying we found hitler? well, i'm just saying like, you know, he was born before the 1930s. did he live in brazil for 30 years? i am loaded up on guns, so if anybody needs loot, i can drop some stuff. see, chad says it's still used. i don't know by who, but...
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now, i mean i know i'm the airplane mechanic, but can you tell me where to go jasper? i'd really appreciate it. he's about to get some judo chop. dude, they should make a mod. and by they, i mean anybody who's not me should make a mod where you just have hitman be austin powers instead. the first film i saw in cinema was jumanji, and my favorite band is a danish metal band by the name of voldbeat. how old am i? you're 24 years old. 100% guaranteed.
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they're being ground right now. you guys regularly interact with checks in 2018? yes. i am forced to. that's the thing is that you can't, if you ever defend checks, people just accuse you of being 100 years old. i mean like 20 checks a year to the government. it's out of control. i never want the checks. they just give them to me.
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and, you know, can i counter that? although, also, i paid $19 a month for the movie channel on hbo, because i'm 100 years old. i saw i am chris farley on cable for free. yeah. i saw it on netflix. twice, because they don't have a lot of programming. so... i just recently got hulu. yeah. that's a good one. in canada, it's horrible. just like... really?
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budbook of belial, and it's always nice when your item room is right there, right off the bat. here's our seed, by the way. f3hf, if you'll excuse me, i'm writing these down so i can put them in the video description right away. f3hf 7m9y. if i don't write it down, i am 100 years old, and i will make the mistake of forgetting about it, then i have to watch through my own video and be like, god, i sound like a fucking idiot!
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