Quotes about “all ages”
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the next room is going to have tables in it. i can feel it. alright, what's your new year's resolution, northernlion? your new year's resolution is to flip over as many tables as possible and to actually use the dodge roll when you think you're going to get hit. the enemies all have like really nicely telegraphed kind of like attack animations. like look at the pistol on this guy. it kind of like gets bulbous towards the end when it's about to fire. please don't make that into a sexual thing. it was meant to be friendly for all ages.
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569.08
i kind of understand if that's the reasoning and then maybe there's other reasoning that again is just beyond me but whatever it turns our tears red, and that is you know i live in like the middle ages kind of lingo or the middle ages mentality i don't i don't have all this math and science that backs up my opinions. it's like you know red tears at night isaac's delight that's my perception of things tarot cards obviously are gonna warrant a reroll and
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the time has come. i broke down. we're playing a new ish, it's about six days old, roguelite dice builder. it's not a deck builder, don't click off the video just yet. instead of drawing cards, editor's note, you may also draw cards, you manipulate, you roll and manipulate dice in order to kill enemies in a slay the spire inspired game. fun for all ages, eight to 80.
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what does she say man? she shouldn't be saying that stuff. she's got a young audience and also an audience of all ages because she's very popular but some of those people are young she shouldn't be talking about the piss jeans and the james dean thighs or whatever. why'd she dump travis though? because he's washed. zero catches in the first half ass. you made him sleep on the couch. honestly fellas i'm so sorry to do this. i'm gonna blow up your spot a little bit.
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and go, oh who played in vancouver this week? oh, bad baby. amazing. bad bab who's bad baby? you're a bad baby. cash me outside, how about that? oh, is that her? that's her. naughty baby. she headlined an all ages show in vancouver last month and apparently it was 30 minutes long.
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saying i'll dub over myself. finally you beat those pieces of shit. i got here ages ago. sorry i couldn't help you. i was doing my groceries. and then mega man's just like yeah, whatever. and then... alright, there we go. so we're gonna go fight sigma. but first i'm gonna go use the washroom. so i'll be back in a second. the floor is all yours, nick. yo! did you notice that this robot dude seems to have little jeweled nipples? that's a pretty neat thing. you guys should probably pay attention to that over on my stream too. no, i'm sure no one in line is gonna fight this guy soon.
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yeah, you really are like, you know, someone should have done this ages ago. now all they need to do is make it a roguelike. yeah, i don't know how you'd balance that. that sounds like a nightmare, but still if someone pulls it off, your power's here. ah, balance is overrated. there's a game called exotics, i think it was, with xs, and that was sort of like a speedrun oriented first person shooter, but i played it once and i really didn't like it very much. this i really like because the aesthetic is basically just katamari damacy. yeah, yeah.
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jesus. it's all along the coast here. bridge of d'ong. balloch? no, that's botakol. culloden? no. leechkin. craigdenane? are they just naming these towns after people's houses? like, the people who live there? it's like, this is where craigdenane lives. we gotta figure out where the fuck kyle lives. newton of farrantosh. scotland. what the heck is going on here? crack of ages?
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4714.10
and it was funny. i agree. want one hot kid ball cake. i remember the skews at gamestop, we had squad ass bulge and luigi's man. okay, i mean that's like a wholesome joke. that's an all ages... oh is this a kirby? it's kirby the frog. there was a guy that wanted def jam velveeta once, that was actually me.
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last week, right? yeah, he's right. i'm so pissed i paid my taxes. yeah, it's fucked up, dude. hope should just like, no tax pay or whatever. yes! like that's the way shit used to work and it was probably better in like the middle ages. there'd be like a new king or something after a civil war and he would just be like, guess what, bitch? you get to keep all your bushes a week this quarter.
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