Quotes about “alarm birthday”
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that you set your alarms with bixby too? you know what? alarm audit right now. you ready for an alarm audit? i have like seven alarms on my phone active. okay, first alarm 1 a.m. it says check on my daughter's name. this is when she was sick like three months ago. then i have an alarm that goes off at 4 20 a.m. it says dad's birthday and you're gonna say why do you have that every single day because
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one time i put an alarm in my phone that was dad's birthday and then i just started changing the time and like using that. and then i have a one that goes off at 4 30. that one's called library book in check. i guess at some point i had an errand to run at a specific time and that has now become my 4 30 everyday alarm. then i got my real alarm start going off at 5 15. that one says register for boxing. that one goes off every day.
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983.08
5.20 a.m. i have phil coffee mug. i think that that was when we were on the cruise. i set an alarm at like 8 p.m. to be like, fill up your coffee mug with hot coffee so you can put it in your fridge and it'll be cold in the morning. email this guy. he works at the bank that i go to. that's 5.25 a.m. now this is funny. at 5.30 a.m. i have another alarm that says dad's birthday and anniversary.
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so i guess on the second year of using these alarms, i didn't reuse the one that said dad's birthday and anniversary. i made another one. and then i've got an alarm that goes off at 7.35 that says mom's birthday. and those go off every day. i do also have an alarm that only goes off once a year at 5.20 a.m. and that one's called bear's birthday. are these all active?
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why don't you have kate's birthday in there? because i'm not going to forget it because i live with kate. but when you don't live with your parents, sometimes it can sneak up on you because you're like worried about like your own shit and then you're like, oh right, it's my mom's birthday in like eight days. so then you put the alarm in your phone that's like seven days from now, don't forget that it's your mom's birthday tomorrow. what alarm sound do you use? that's a good question. can i tell you? i'm on android so make fun of me. my alarm sound is homecoming.
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but apart from that, you're not getting much out of st. patrick's day as a child, i think. another one, my wife's birthday. i'm gonna guess many people out there probably did not celebrate it. i celebrated it. so did my wife. in fact, many people i know choose to observe that holiday. i don't know what's wrong with you guys. you're making it real weird. i can't think of any other ones. it's like easter is... easter, as far as i'm concerned, is that like a alarm bell that sends a message to the rest of the year that's like, ding dong, we're coming. knock knock, open up the door, it's real.
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you made fun of me for bringing it up. i studied my alarm for two days. and then maybe i'll say something on twitter. you should say, happy birthday, hafu. and i'll be like, oh, you remembered. you're so asleep. that'll be the conversation. i have some bad news though. i was playing hearthstone, but i was in offline only mode and i just checked. and wait, how many wins did you average again?
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they made fun of me for bringing it up. studying my alarm for two days. and then maybe i'll say something on twitter. yeah, you should say, happy birthday, hearthstone. i'll be like, oh, you remembered, you're so sweet. that'll be the conversation. i have some bad news though. i was playing hearthstone, but i was in offline only mode and i just checked and wait, how many wins did you average again?
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i set an alarm in my phone for one year from bear's birthday so i wouldn't forget. i have basically no idea why i did it to be honest with you except i just in that moment i said i'm not forgetting this shit next year. guess what buddy? on sunday ring ring ring ring ring ring happy birthday bear happy birthday parlor happy birthday bear
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you forgot what it was for? no i didn't because i wrote bear's birthday as the alarm message and i've been snoozing it for 365 days. actually 366 days now because i also snoozed it this morning.
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how did he feel about it? i think he was feeling menaced because also like on friday, i think i wrote in the discord, i was like, i think someone here has a birthday this weekend. and then on saturday i added him and i put a like a ticking clock emoji. tik tok buddy, tik tok. it's your birthday soon. why not just set a reminder? i did set a reminder. the reminder is an alarm that goes off every day at 5 24 am.
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nah dude, fuck that. if somebody throws me a birthday party when i'm like 87, if i make it to the mall yeah, like the fucking house on fire. that's a crazy thing. you ever see an 80 year old try to use a can opener? you're gonna trust them in front of 80 things that are on fire? they better they my family at that point, if i make it to 87, they're gonna sit there for hours while i try to blow out 87 candles. and they're gonna like it. you're gonna be like that old little guy who blows out her candles and her teeth shoot out onto the cake. it's gonna start the fire alarm, and then it's gonna pour sprinkler water on your cake.
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i'm streaming right now. i'm live blood iron ball improved up attacks right there for you. oh my god. it's my birthday. oh come on true tree remembers, you know i've an alarm in my phone called bears birthday and i use it i use it every day even though it only goes off one day a year. that's so fun. i
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because unlike last thursday is not my birthday twitch.tv slash northernlion. i'll be there you're hearing that beep, too huh yeah, i've been hearing it for like an hour. it's not a it's not the kind of beep. that's like a fire alarm it's the kind of beep that's like i don't know like the fridge door being open or something anyway. i'll see you tomorrow for now i'm going to raid austin cuz he's still live
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get a life. we'll put that on blend 01. pop it down. give me a regular when you get a chance. you're gonna come out here. give me another order. yeah, yeah, i fucking heard you. okay, you want a calypso island coconut. okay, no problem. put that on position two. that's going to be a medium and it's birthday cake moon juice. it's on number two and a regular alarm. okay, you want the dookie line? it's just straight dookie all the way up. you want the dookie dust and you want the triple banana.
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show up at somebody's house, they're stressed out, it's basically like, you know, i'm feeling like a little bit like a bridezilla and you're like, hey, where's your plastic candle with a one on it? we didn't think we were gonna get a birthday cake for the baby because the baby can't blow out candles yet. we also don't wanna like, you know, set off the fire alarm or anything like that. just, i mean, if it's an adult who, or even a small child who's capable of blowing out the candle in a reasonable timeframe, no big deal.
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