Quotes about “airplane crashes”
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3412.34
because i figure like most of the time over a long enough timescale it goes up and if it goes down enough i'll just die. i was like that is that's real fucking like approaching middle aged energy. like when i was 25 i would get on an airplane i'd be like oh what if it crashes what am i gonna do? now i get on an airplane i'm like what if it crashes i guess i'll fucking die. that's like the one time i don't have to do anything.
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2892.74
we gotta make her regret getting off the airplane and inconveniencing all of us, okay? because if this plane fucking crashes, she's gonna be so annoying for like the next 50 years. anyway, we landed safely. yay! unfortunately, it was at o'hare. no! but it was okay because i don't know, you just, you know, you land in terminal a, your next flight's in like terminal zeta or whatever. six trains and an uber later, you're there.
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1783.88
we gotta make her regret getting off the airplane and inconveniencing all of us, okay? because if this plane fucking crashes, she's gonna be so annoying for like the next 50 years. anyway, we landed safely. yay! unfortunately, it was at o'hare. no! but it was okay because i don't know, you just, you know, you land in terminal a, your next flight's in like terminal zeta or whatever. six trains and an uber later, you're there. fuck you, man.
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2225.10
now is that operator error? yeah, it's operator error, but you know they don't go, well let's not build a failsafe into the airplane because if it crashes it's already the pilot's fault, you know? we're very much interested in trying to get some failsafes so that we're completely insulated from the potential of disaster. i agree this is like an actual 10 out of 10 keeper run. see that was again, bad things can happen.
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1582.10
just a big old fuselage full of nothing, right? something about this doesn't seem right. but you know what? i think i'm incorrect. that's the problem. okay, now you've made that part. take that off there. look at that. look at okay, no, no, you don't want that's the paper airplane that crashes into the ground. that's what you're looking for right there! and can you just put this under the airplane, please? no, here's the because i want you to yeah, but i prefer if the wing didn't go through the...
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633.92
i don't know anything about economics. is the market completely free? no, you know, there's, you know, regulations and... oh no, we gulped our trinket! other, you know, pressures and stuff like that in order to make sure that we don't all die in airplane crashes, you know, just to get a four dollar fare. but, i did, you know, i kind of think that the halibut is market price as well. you'll see if the market will bear it. when you're charging $14 for a one piece fish and chips, i say, you know what? that market price, i'm not gonna support it.
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6696.44
you can't catch me. i slipped through the cockpit of an airplane as it crashes. call me poison eye because i'll give you crashes. trying to keep up? let me get you a cyber cab. hope you get where you're going. love, dad. that's a crazy text from your dad. that was a crazy text. you're going to stand here and say, i'm a log? you're a dumbass. i'm actually a dog.
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6723.32
this game ain't over till i see you stab. you're so outdated you may as well hit the dab. oh, i get it. why did it give you a paragraph for your first sentence? oh, i wrote that. no, you don't write the first part. well, i wrote a plane as it crashes. the cockpit of an airplane as it crashes. yeah, cockpit of an airplane as it crashes.
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1069.80
you can't catch me, i slip through the cockpit of an airplane as it crashes. call me poison eye because i'll give you rashes. trying to keep up? let me get you a cyber cab. hope you get where you're going, love, dad. that's a crazy text from your dad. that was a crazy text. you gonna stand here and say, i'm a log? you're a dumbass. i'm actually a dog.
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1096.52
this game ain't over till i see you stab. you're so outdated you may as well hit the dab. oh, i get it. why did it give you a paragraph for your first sentence? oh, i wrote that. no, you don't write the first part. well, i wrote a plane as it crashes. the cockpit of an airplane as it crashes. yeah, cockpit of an airplane as it crashes.
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1714.64
but like my animal brain is like, i know a lot of people like getting car crashes but i'm just like probably better at driving than them. even though the front part of my brain is like that's not the way it works. the back part of my brain is like, oh that wouldn't happen to me. anyone else do the thing where like when you get on a plane you do like an assessment of who's on the airplane to see if like a benevolent god would allow this plane to crash and kill everybody on it?
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5253.78
but the thing is, whenever i get on an airplane and i check the safety card and i see that it's a bombardier, i kind of do pray to god. even more so than if it's a boeing to be honest. because like i don't think there's that many bombardier crashes but there's also like not that many bombardier airplanes out there.
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