Quotes about “airbag”
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10780.160
oh my god, stereo was number one. what?! radio and stereo! ugh! that's stupid. device! this is store, grocery store all over again. alright, alright, we can do this. we're still in here. tires and wheels were both on there, yeah. in fact, tires, hubcaps, and wheels were on there. how do you seal an airbag? does anyone know? you... straw, and then you blow into it.
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2373.08
take one of these real quick especially like uh an inch away from the airbag you know i mean at least it's not as tragic as like my kid is sick but i don't believe in tylenol i did there was another i'm sorry i keep going into this but there's another one that was like
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6817.18
this is just a guy. i think this is art garfunkel. he's just chillin'. i think he might be pat benatar. it's literally just two people driving home from the bingo hall. this is how people were driving in the 80s, man. she got her damn knee up next to the steering wheel. you get in an accident and the airbag's gonna blow your damn tibia off. what's wrong with you? okay, this is tom petty. don't come around here no more.
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4261.64
it's literally a 360 degree coverage. it's like wearing a rock for a pillow. you lost your mind. it is meant for impact. no, think of it this way, ryan. people are getting paid tens of millions of dollars to wear them all day every day. not sleeping them. it's like, oh, i'd love to sleep on an airbag. it's good enough for me.
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1021.50
when did gosford park work last? it's like saying when was the last time did a fucking airbag save your life, thom yorke? it's never happened to me, but i still want my car to have it. you go gran turismo via orlando bloom. it's like you know that you're washed in arguments when instead of like naming a movie that would have worked, you're like, your guess that was wrong was bad. you should have used a better wrong guess. like what is that? you're arguing from like 30th principle? i love how aggro he gets on this. well, people are taking shots, bro.
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7290.74
a plus. nobody's ever tried that technique before. shouldn't we all wear helmets when driving? i don't know. it's one of those things where i'm like, i don't think it could help. yeah, you're right. that's what the airbag is for. skiing is actually not that dangerous. well, here's the thing. i agree with what you're saying. you know, probably tens of millions of people do it every year and don't get injured. but at the same time, it kind of is that dangerous on the scope of like
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4396.80
i didn't really like that one. they can't all be heaters. yeah. we can prank someone really good with this. you really can. you know what would be a good twist on the whoopee cushion formula? it's like a whoopee cushion, but it's as strong as like a car's airbag. so if someone sits on it, it explodes and they get shot 12 feet into the air or something.
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2272.60
i judge people who got like 10 rubber duckies on their dashboard. yeah, man, i feel like that's a vancouver classic too. why the fuck are there so many like porsche macons with 75 disney tsum tsums on the dash? like the disney tsum tsum glazing goes crazy in vancouver, man. it's the airbag and wood claymore. also, like you might not vibe with this one. this is probably going to offend a couple of people in chat, but like i think you'll get over it.
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5154.78
okay, yeah, i thought she really was like you just learned that airbag saved your life tom york what? dude, i've been in two crashes to a crash really
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3079.180
because you slam your head into an airbag at like, you know, 60 miles an hour and so your brain goes, i'm gonna take a break for a sec guys. that makes sense. sometimes it happens to me i stand up too fast. this is not meant to be funny. is the airbag soft? no. no. but it's made of air. true. the bag is actually not made of air. it's made of something that contains air. it would be pretty bad if it was just made out of air. you probably wouldn't even really notice it. how did they do that instead?
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3118.320
no country for old men, dan? have you been in front of an industrial fan that they can push some stuff? i think they got a good thing going with the airbag. i don't want to be controversial. it's crazy that they used to not have those. i would be extremely dead if airbags didn't exist. or even seatbelts. that's a good point. air is not nothing.
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