Quotes about “ahmed”
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that's it, that's what i hated. oh wow, good thinking, i wouldn't have thought of that. it took me a second there. nightlight's pretty good, man. no, it sucks. it slows stuff down. now mighty ducks 3 was about college, mighty ducks 1 and 2 were about high school. go back and find a picture of joshua jackson in 1993 and tell me that that motherfucker's in high school. yeah, no, they're definitely in like grade school. yeah, they're in like fifth grade. this motherfucker's not in college unless he's the next ahmed.
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ahmed. you know, the clock maker. does air bud count? ahmed johnson was a wrestler, his finisher was the pearl river plunge, which is a badass. that's like a they might be giants song lyric right there. ahmed johnson was a wrestler, his finisher was the river city plunge. pearl river plunge. pearl river plunge. it was like a dope ass fuckin' powerbomb. you'd like it. probably.
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like i mean all he did was make a clock. spider man is a great superhero you know, you make a great point. oh, those are the days dude wow ahmed cool clock by the white house and show it off where does bruce banner fit into this? he's probably third smartest. oh
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oh, what have i done? oh god, it's a man screaming with the head sewed on what the fuck is he screaming or is he loving it? after the bombs hit he's got ahmed the dead terrorist fused to his shoulder permanently is this michael scott's halloween costume? that's a great costume. oh
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it's a very good point. i know your fucking name, you piece. you're the guy from kingsman. what the hell is your name? hold on. we have chadwick boseman. i know this guy too. it's riz ahmed. you're gonna tell me your name, okay? is this chad eggersley? it's, i've seen his name so many times. i gotta give up. i gotta give up. you're close? oh, it is like, it's...
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i think we're looking for ryan gosling to blade runner or oscar isaac to star wars. that's how i'm thinking about it right now. well, okay, this is not really fair. i didn't know riz ahmed was in nightcrawler, but he is in rogue one, so i'm sure you could connect there. but i'm also trying to avoid the star wars if possible. you got bill paxton to harrison ford. it definitely seems doable.
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come on. come on, you tell it, there you go. right there, harrison ford, raiders of the lost ark. listen, not elegant, and we had to, i think it's pretty cool to connect through cliff curtis at least. you could have just done riz ahmed at that point. yeah, but he's no cliff curtis, come on. i think it was too bad. switch music still playing? yeah, you're welcome. okay, actoral. should really make an actoral screen region.
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man's opening up for for jeff dunham. jeff dunham. dude, you gotta go see the new jeff dunham special. he literally just does 45 minutes of ahmed the dead terrorist. it's so funny. same dunham. more ahmed. audience waiting with bated breath. silence! audience is like pause champ. i kill you. audience is like i can't! he'll kill me. i can't. jeff dunham should release a
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sometimes speaking truth to power requires that you use an avatar. you can't simply say it in your own voice or you'll be put in the stocks in the town square. and that avatar, of course, went by the name of ahmed the dead terrorist. i remember cracking up with this stuff when i was a kid. if you watched jeff dunham as a child and you laughed, i can't be mad at you. i mean, a kid enjoying jeff dunham's comedy is perfectly fine.
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tours now where he's touring with like jeff dunham and the dude with the funny face from half baked. so now he's got a, like that's, anyone else? i don't want to go off on a rant here, but does anyone else think that louis ck is kind of the lydia tarr of stand up comedy? jim brewer, that's his name. man's opening up for jeff dunham. jeff dunham. dude, you gotta go see the new jeff dunham special. he literally just does 45 minutes of ahmed the dead terrorist. it's so funny.
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same dunham, more ahmed. audience waiting with bated breath, silence. audience is like, pause champ, i kill you. audience is like, i can't, he'll kill me, i can't. jeff dunham should release a woke puppet that says, silence, i'll cancel you. that would go crazy. yeah. look at this guy. hello.
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what if one of jeff dunham's puppets opened the emergency exit on the plane? that's the funniest thing he's ever done. who do you think jeff dunham's puppets would vote for? let's start with ahmed the dead terrorist. you think he would have been a biden guy or a trump guy?
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on star wars? robot chicken star wars episode 2? okay, you hit me with an ahmed best. i'm gonna hit you with a star wars episode 1. the phantom menace, which also stars ahmed best. he plays jar jar binks, bro. 13 ghosts, okay? american pie. actually, we could take me back to scary movie, because shannon elizabeth is in both of them. hold, hold, hold.
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i silence, i thrill you. ahmed the dead terrorist if he got in the eurovision instead. rib. rib. this is the weird one. razzmatazz. it's like a whole lot of rigamarole which leads me to believe it's related to word like the construction of the word. unless these are all like songs from the 1930s or something, i don't know. a toy, a ribbon
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