Quotes about “age”
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i'm ready. it was almost just a natural extension of the idea really and absolutely able i am one while i don't have able yet, but i'm a hundred percent willing to do this okay have you october oh lord october happened october is snuck up on me man yeah, i was writing down the date yesterday, and i was like was like september 22nd. nope it was the 30th, and then you know the age old rhyme 30 days has september april. well. yeah stop right there you already know it's it's the number one song
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better to burn out than fade away. that's why i play magic every night. you want to die and leave a beautiful corpse. exactly. that's why when you witness yourself, you gotta spray your teeth with chrome. something like that, yeah. i don't know. i haven't seen the age of ataline yet, so. age of ultron? that movie's like, it's pretty okay. did they ever put the cube in his chest? that's a different movie. i can see how you'd be confused though.
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right, i mean it's one of those things you can't really take back because a lot of the appeal of it was sort of the growing up with harry element. and once that time has passed, like you can't really relate the same way. well, the story was meant to characterize harry through his life at hogwarts. and as you get older, he gets older. that's kind of the premise. well, i mean, no. the older i get, he stays the same age. right, but at the time when they were new. what do you think, chet? you wanna take this? let's take this and then just kill me. kill me!
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it's a great name. i really hate that name, it's so bad. there's definitely somebody out there who has the name ted nugent as their like first and middle name. on purpose. i don't know what's better though if it's by accident or on purpose. yeah, i guess if it was by accident you'd just be like, ah shit. yeah, that sucks. you figure it out when you're like 18, you're like well okay, it's too late now. yeah, you gotta be 18 to know about ted nugent. i think you do have to be 18 to know about ted nugent. he's got an age gate in front of him.
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they know i'll go over the entertainer. i don't like that's like a modified trick or treat right there kill me or entertain me i'm here at your stoop pick one or the other stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop. that's from hey arnold hey, i love the television program. i've never seen it. what's it about prize me? it's probably a little bit above your age level above my pay grade exactly that is true
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no. why do you think everything i say is an insult? i don't know, it's the way you phrase it. it's like, hey big man, you're a small, right? i'm a medium. that's terrible in this day and age when it's like, oh you're small, you're thin. no, you're not fat, i've seen you. i appreciate that, that's very nice. well then, you probably need a matching one for your wife too, huh? yeah, she's a small.
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which was a wild audience. was it all nine year olds drunk as hell? no, it was like there were a lot of like 30 year olds actually losing their shit. which was really surprising to me. like singing along to the classical music. people love frozen man, it's possible. and also like a lot of like 60 year old people who really hate computer animation and think that you know will never enter the golden age of animation again. i'm like you want me to guys heard of pixar?
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that's correct. but genghis kong has an incredible ability to lead and inspire men of a fighting age. it's my favorite ray romano television program. oh dude, this is gonna be sweet. agoraphobia. i'm not gonna play it, but what is that? is that like the fear of fearful places or something? no, that's when you're afraid of igor.
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i did not know dactylic hexameter off the top of my head. that one was assisted. oh, that was very impressive. that was one of the strongest parts of your argument. thank you. but rob could have been... tarodactylic. get out. i believe actually tyrannosaurus rex was part of the... was that age. fuck, i knew it. i knew it! i was gonna say it and everything. tyrannosaurus rex is part of what age of history? does anyone know?
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age 500 because you know when you look back and you're like right now. you're like man the decisions i made five years ago. i was pretty dumb yeah, how shitty would it be if you're like like 400 years later? you're like man really glad i didn't make the decision to die forever because right you know whoa i was thinking that maybe i don't want to live forever it turns out like the world is awesome now. i would have missed out on all this cool shit. i
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maximizing of efficiency of the frozen patties, but... can you explain to me what the hell you're talking about? i did lose you as well. well if you want really good beef, you know, you gotta dry age it.
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you do have to dry age it that's what i've heard the way you go to the keg and you get a steak it's not just like they just killed it's been sitting delicately aging for months and not wet aged either yeah well the way the moisture moisture that's what gets you the enemy of beef the enemy yeah let's just have a million chickens behind our building that's kind of like where i was there you know like
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i think on under supervision a child like as young as maybe 12 could be trained to to aim and load a firearm just get like a bb gun. you know, yeah, there's necessarily harm in that as long as it's done properly and training happens exactly with super education and awareness. oh my god, dan litman music three months in a row right. is that a controversial thing to say at that age that they'd be able to handle something like that as long as supervised? no
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hey the game's starting. yes it is. are you ready cashcast? who would win in a fight? michael caine or christian bale? um... well michael caine clearly has a distinct advantage as a result of his age. but... and yeah, he knows how to do the ol' judo chop. yeah, he invented the judo chop. can you make michael caine say judo chop? judo chop. alright. this is as good as i thought. i'll give him a judo chop. that's not mine. excuse me.
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well this is the kind of game too where like nice. if you don't actually play it regularly now, you fall behind pretty quickly. the meta goes really fast man. we're in bronze age. we're super not keeping up with this game. we're actually literally falling behind statistically. yeah. yes. we should be eventually meeting people at our level. they exist.
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i mean, i'm not surprised at the sun now. the age difference, i guess, does make sense. but for some reason, i thought they were... hey! isn't that michael ironsides in it? yes. yeah. nice. solid casting choice. it was like i was playing against ourself. yeah, just pretend their goal is our goal. well, it kinda is our goal to get the ball into their goal. okay, that guy's almost as bad as we are. oh. he's putting some kind of obscenity in the chat. i turn their chat off. normally, i like it, but...
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dude, bike club, it doesn't need defending. it's like, for people in our age group, it's like probably the most beloved movie.
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in their hair, but it goes on their scalp. god, i fucking hate bae. i'm not making this up! bull semen treatments are all their age right now. like, is it to grow hair, or...? not to make it more, like, silky and soft. also, it's not even, like... they put it on your hair, then they wash it back out. silky and smoooth! i don't get it with the, uh, eat like a... yes.
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we've all pulled it, you know, in hard times in our lives, but uh, yeah, it's not as much of a story as the deli counter guy, but this dude was fucking irate about the cost of the unit cost of m&ms in this day and age. what did you really think was gonna happen? like you were gonna argue the lady out of charging him? yeah, i guess so. she'd be like, you know what? i'm looking at the size of that bag and that is ridiculous.
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um, like uh, like eve online. i don't understand that. well like, the clone comes back with your memory so like functionally you're still you. like that tom cruise movie. do you age or do you start back off at an age that you prefer? uh, i think on eve online you don't age but, you know. i don't know if i'm necessarily saying that. oh, i'm in patrol! nice. cap, complete. alright, cool.
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honestly, it wouldn't be a terrible branding move for them to make different colored pills. people would probably buy ones that fit their lifestyle better. like the fucking flintstone vitamins. i don't think anybody gives a shit at all. they're the modern stone age family. what color is tylenol as is? it's like dark red? depends on which ones you get. i think the extra strength, because they've got like the... wait, advil has the liquid.
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the best fast food in bc is triple o's. so damn good. yeah, sometimes kate would come home with some triple o's and i'd be like, this is pretty good. what do the o's stand for? i don't know what the triple o's are. oh, that's what it is. i was like, if this motherfucker drops a whole airstrike on me for one age, oh my god. i was trying to get you too, but i didn't quite know how. oh my god, that's really good. i was hoping maybe he'd knock you close enough to him and then maybe the...
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