Quotes about “after the flood”
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thank you for joining our recovery and maintenance effort after the devastating flood. we need all help available to help repair the bridge that's collapsed. it's our only link to the other side of the river. first you need to find a watchtower to get a view of your surroundings. then you will have to find a truck capable of transporting the materials needed to repair the bridge. after the bridge is repaired, you'll be able to reach your first garage. can i get a confirmation by the way? that the game name is indeed
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oh, there you go. it's for all right. stay careful. stay away from apollo on this one. so this one, dan, is just, yeah, like after so many people get eliminated, then don't don't mind flood yourself. it's very easy to mind flood yourself. like everyone who's played this game the first time they play it, they die. just imagine that the big donut sticks are big brother has beens trying to rope you into social media drama and you should be able to fudge them with no problems whatsoever.
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the only reason we're late on this one is because we did a spicy seedot that went wrong so it is our bad i won't mind flood you too much, but i do have to ask for chat what do you wash your bodies with in the shower my body wash? just your hands. you don't use any after eyes. i use my hands. you don't use a loofah. i don't use a loofah oh
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i just, i don't think i would go into the hotel. or maybe i'd like, i would at least ask him to put up like some flood lights or something. i'd be like, hey guys, can we put, can we get some lights up on the crime scene? now we're talking. i do love a freaky little guy. dr. parkenstein? hello? it hasn't been easy, but after much effort, here we finally are. i love a guy who talks like this too. i'm the one who planted that body. i'm the one that brought you here.
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okay, it's pokemon posting? i did a great bit yesterday where i said, chat, let's all pretend to be pokemon and just type our name in the chat. oh, yes, cringe. but dude, i was like, that's what i was thinking. but then after i said, typed my name in chat, in the flood of other people just typing their name in chat, it felt so fucking good, man. i don't know how to explain it. there's just something, it's like being a part of something bigger than yourself. i don't know.
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okay, is pokemon posting? i did a great bit yesterday where i said, chat, let's all pretend to be pokemon and just type our name in the chat. oh, yes, cringe. but dude, i was like, that's what i was thinking. but then after i said, typed my name in chat, in the flood of other people just typing their name in chat, it felt so fucking good, man. i don't know how to explain it. there's just something, it's like being a part of something bigger than yourself.
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when you shake someone's hand, don't smile immediately. wait two seconds, and then let a smile flood over your face like it's the happiest you've ever been. like, what the hell? that would be the craziest shit ever! like if somebody just shook my hand and then just willem dafoe smiled me, like, right after that? it's because you're getting happy vibes from them and you want to show them that you're receiving them, not that you had them already when you walked up. it's a psychological thing. yeah, but that's horrifying.
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dunka, dunka, dunka. dunka, dunka, dunka, dunka. hello, commander. you still doing okay? apparently i'm supposed to make sure i have a light ammo carrier minimum. there we go. saved. my friend, i did not come on here to flood you. how did it feel after downing austin? two seconds. what was the reaction? i never thought it would happen. i thought they were both bots because they were so bad, but...
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when a hurricane hits her hometown in florida, haley ignores evacuation. they should have made it about a comet instead. when a comet hits her hometown in florida, haley, haley's comet, ignores evacuation orders to look for her father after finding him badly wounded. both are trapped by the flood with no time to escape the storm. they discover that rising water levels are the least of their problems. crawl. the crocodile. crocodile jaws. you know what i was thinking today?
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what is he talking about? well, the aliens in halo are called the flood, or sorry, the covenant. there are the flood too, but they're not relevant for this situation. and there's also an arc called the arc of the covenant. so the joke is like what if there were people who love noah's arc that were like pissed off that the arc of the covenant is getting so much press after they've had arc dominance for like, you know, since methuselah times.
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