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1447.340
create a new account for rebirth daddy. i don't even understand what this means, create a new account for rebirth. yeah, just get a new account and then you'll get it sooner. is that so i can get my new player bonus again? it's tied to your account is the problem, so if you get a new one you'll probably have a better chance. i have no idea what that means at all, actually. i can't wait for this joke to end tomorrow, says it, luke. well, freaking think about how i feel, man! i'm in on the joke and i'm not even, i don't even have the reward for it.
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2974.480
get your fucking steam account banned. just trying to play the game at the same time as everybody else. well, it's just part of your job. just book a flight to australia. yep, that would be worth it. confirmed nl hates australians. i must hate australians, otherwise i would be at pax australia right now. what is the flight to australia? isn't it like 20 hours or something? yeah. it's like some of the longest flights in the world, i think. what was japan?
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4365.740
i didn't do my best. $5 from the nsa. nl should get a 5 pinwheel lock to keep nick out of his stuff. oh snap. nick died to pinwheel. i have died to pinwheel. you guys caught me. i'm the worst. looks like there were subscribers but moobot just didn't catch them. so moobot is already joined or is in the process of joining your account. if i missed your subscription, i apologize. i mean like you can see there is a waa there. moobot's been flaky.
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8412.660
with your account you can actually play like five drafts for free to start with. well maybe i'll do that. seriously, f off. oh shit yeah.
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8428.400
almost expect when you start up magic online that they're like you need to put in something into the pot before you're allowed to play at all. you do actually. oh, i thought you said you did draft for free though you can well you can do your first few drafts for free, but just getting the account it has like a $10.00 a god damn. yeah, it's true. that's gags violence in a row baby fell on the ground just by being an astro king and
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it's even, well i did it, but it looks impossible to do on half a heart. i died too. i've died three times now. on the same seed? i have also died once, but uh... yeah, same seed. same seed. i'm sorry i got that seed for you guys. hey, it's not that bad! you know, the nine lives pickup means that death is not the end. oh! i thought you guys died like me. no. i've actually never lost an isaac run. ever? despite the fact that on this account right now i have a minus 21 streak. hmm.
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1588.580
if there's a command then i'll feel silly but i mean it only took me like 20 minutes. i wouldn't i don't know these motherfuckers are banned for a reason. make a new twitch account. that's punishment right? that'll serve you for saying bad rats 12 times. bad rats. rat people, rat people. ooh health up card gives you actually like another blue heart. that's pretty cool. man fuck this tnt item.
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4160.400
it's like my duck is coming out of a big blue dick. kate puts sugar in her potatoes. that is true. yeah, that's true. alright, that's more fucked up than potatoes. someone made a twitch account around that. i'm telling you, you don't want to go down that road. i think people do that. why not? i've fallen on that sword a couple times. are you dead now? i've heard of that. i know mcdonald's does that, by the way.
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8681.980
honestly this game is pretty fun though. i'm playing up how annoying the being crushed thing is but it's pretty fun anyway. god i hate you guys. you're so good! me and josh, every time. my wingman. i know the turrets aren't actually targeting me they're trying to shoot the enemies i happen to be in the way but it would be nice if they would like take into account that i'm in the way. if you press the x button you can dive under them. yeah the x key. is that true? yeah that's what chad's saying anyway.
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9623.820
oh, i get it the community influences when it said the eula at the beginning it made me agree to it it probably hooked into my twitter account is tweeting that this game is awesome. it's not wizard wars it's not the game. i think it started. i think it's just like one word, but it's not magical chivalry here. i'm gonna try to find a different region or the vikings no oh
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12249.120
well the one guy is a semi pro, so you actually know this is like his second or third account. his second or third game. oh fuck. just let me score it at least. oh come on! what? did i save that one? it's a rotating... put some hp sauce on it, that steak is cooked.
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2483.820
you're always reading the tits of his asshole. it's weird like you had to like defend him all the time i do cuz he's like an asshole, but he is still my friend yeah, it's 99% of the time he's not an asshole, but 1% of the time he's an asshole in like hilarious ways like i don't think he would actually like you know like steal from your bank account or like fuck your mother or something. i think yeah he might fuck the mother fuck would definitely happen mother fuck
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672.880
yeah, and even like just giving them away on steam is annoying anyway because you have to like solicit their name. yeah. i mean that sounds like a first room problem and it really is but like it was so annoying when we were doing trivia and we were giving away five copies of a game every stream and then i'd be like, okay twitter dm send me your address and then if they don't accept it after like six days you're like, okay, can you like check it and make sure you actually got it? and they're like, oh, that's my username for another account. oh shit. okay.
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4806.880
oh, i tried to do the same thing to you! i'm vaping. you're in the zone, dave. you're gonna vape your soul. oh no. yeah, i feel okay. i feel okay about that game, dave. i wanna make a twitch account called vapesouls. vapesouls? i cannot believe that worked. get out! get out! i don't want it.
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6684.980
you do have to account for the bones though.
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6702.140
in what fashion does one have to account for the bones? because you're gonna forget that some meat is gonna be stuck in between the bones in places you can't easily get to it. little inaccessible meat regions. sorry, eating these ten cornish game hems is a little too taxing for me. no, i'm not saying it's taxing, i'm saying you're not gonna get every bit of the meat. you have to get every little bit of the meat. well, that's gonna be all day.
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oh sorry, let me load up my jstor account and look at the academic journals that have been published about sandwich taxonomy. can you give us some cited sources, bruce? i want them cited in proper mla format too. is that right, nate?
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thank you very much to my thank you to nick for being on nlss for the $20 donations is giving you a chance to say the name another time. by the way, i also have another account called second account so i can sub nl twice, which i also just resubscribed to nl, but egg daddy doesn't read them out. aw. sliders. thanks, you don't read them out? i try to, but sometimes... you need me to read them out for you. yeah, actually when josh is in my chat and he reads them out, that's really nice.
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