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they went to like a train station in harry potter and then threw themselves through a wall so anything's possible. that is true. they did do that constantly i've heard what you ever seen the harry potter movies never seen the harry potter films here it comes whether what's about to come not saying it's better or worse than heat i'm just saying you know were any of the harry potter movies directed by nothing coming from me i'm saying your chats gonna be salty that you didn't watch those. they're good. don't be salty i didn't use my time to do something you do whatever you want yet. i'm not saying you shouldn't watch the harry potter movies i
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sincerely is dirty medicine. more like monster rancher but with humans. you know, monster rancher was actually way ahead of its time. the whole thing about seeding your characters with cds that you own was great. it basically would generate monsters for you based on what music albums you put into your playstation. for real? yeah, for real. that's pretty cool. it was a great idea. what the fuck are you doing? you just lost that idea to 5,000 people. if they can make it and they can make it good, they deserve it, honestly.
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oh no nick i have 2 hp. i have 58, 48 so i'll be okay. oh you're about to get fucking stomped buddy! dude you can beat up the box with the guys in it. oh it traps them inside and then you beat it up i see. it hurts them too just for trapping them too so. got multiple uses. get out of here you skeleton fuck boy. oh no he got me! i have a better chance this time. that is pretty sweet. get inside of the box. oh yeah!
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alright, that'll get me back to full ish. yeah, full. oh, i'm so ready. it's alright, no damage. yeah, exactly. no friendly fire. yeah! i've been waiting for this day my whole life! fire him up! nice. nice job. nicely done. aaaah! i'm off today. yeah, you were nailing the shit out of those last time. done. well, what do you think about that? it's a potion for you, and gold for me.
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stop spawning behind me. oh these are the enemies i said that their heads burrow into the ground it's weird how about this? how do you like that though? that's not very weird take the cudgel? i'm not gonna take the cudgel fireballs not as good as you said fireballs not that good it looks cool but like it's a lot of charge time and it doesn't seem to do much damage watch out dickheads okay it is good for aoeing though if there's a bunch of dudes in one spot oh we made it to danny trejo season again season?
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right, you get a lot of bonuses out of int actually too, so you're right. i don't think i've fought a single enemy in fallout new vegas, right? high int and high charisma. anytime an enemy's like, let's fight, i'm like, i'll tell you what, how about my speech stat is 100? yeah, we're just gonna have intercourse instead. make love, not war. where are we gonna find time to play this game though? fallout 4? yeah. i'll make time.
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i'm a walking avocado. you just kinda go with it. you come back. yeah, i came back! wait, what? how did i not come back? there's actually like a surprising amount of like mexican culture sub themes in this game. yeah, there is. i hope there's anything wrong with that. nick, i think you've talked enough about other cultures this time around. i feel like you're taking what i say out of context a little bit. he does enjoy his hood milk, you know. taking it out of context. i think i've
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why can't you bomb jump? i just haven't been able to do it because there's like two other people trying to hit me. i don't have time for that shit. just trying to bomb jump here nick. oh, you're a son of a bitch. this is what you are. how'd you like that? i didn't like it at all. i would have used ghost bombs on you. i don't blame you at all for that. where's my dan at? where's my atmoid at? yeah. he's over here just swinging at his pinata. no! don't worry about him.
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they do. it just doesn't have some things, but it has other things. that is exactly correct. it's like cbc netflix, right? it's not cbc netflix. we have a lot of the stuff that's on american netflix, just not all of it. it has freaking dragon's den and i don't have that here and i'm mad about it. you shouldn't get dragon's den! it's a canadian show! i want it because i like the show! i take that as a great compliment, but at the same time you can't have it.
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hey, one read the movie. no bar. and there was another one in there pacific. i'm gonna say pacific salmon fisheries. thank you very much for the description. you know that i like that movie. i like that movie too. you know what i like pacific rim feels like an old time like 80s action movie. that's what i like about it. it doesn't make any sense to me.
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i'm not touching that one. i feel like that's a thing. thank you very much. the subscription much appreciated. didn't we have that talk once about like how many people could get pregnant at one time? no, that was probably you and rob at fucking 7 a.m. eastern time. oh, yeah. well, no, i wouldn't be awake at 7 a.m. aka bedtime. yeah, aka after dinner snack time. yeah.
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you have to bat rat on rob. how what? how did that happen? how did he get up at 6.30? i want to hear theories, because we're going to have them on the show later and then we'll talk about it so it's not as awkward. but like, this dude woke up at 6.30 pm. maybe he's having trouble sleeping. it doesn't seem like it. it seems like he's having trouble waking up. well, getting to bed can be a difficult time sometimes. did you just do a michael jackson a little? hee hee. like an home wrecker flashback. that's what michael jackson says when you make a good joke. he's dead now.
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did he though? well all the sex he did, i don't know about the having children part. he's had intercourse at least 87 times but you know how stressful it is to have one kid? can you imagine having 87 kids? you know what? his life was probably a total nightmare. that was part of my actual graduating class. he could have fostered every child that graduated with me at the same time. dude, nipple my son. yeah i agree. someone said dan gheesling's here. gross. hi dan! get the hell out of here. dan. dan.
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well i'm always hopefully gonna be interested in learning more about the worlds. you gotta spend some more time in school like a desire. i'm hoping that i'll always be hungry. yeah, i wanna be hungry for desire. for uh, hungry for passion. that's my secret pig. i'm always hungry.
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you like that one, josh? i don't get it. i like to eat, eat, eat. apples and bananas. what's happening right now? that's a raffi song. raffi? oh, okay. i'm more familiar with his banana work about a phone. yeah, he's got a couple banana based hits. i don't know if apples and bananas was actually a big hit, but it lives on. bananas? bananas, though? oh, it's called apples and bananas. but the point of the song is that he changes the vowels and the words from time to time.
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i don't know about you, but i find myself occasionally like i'll actually listen to europop. oh dude all the time. it was just like and last week yeah, you sent me a picture of it on your zoom. yeah, which is great thank you for putting yourself subjecting yourself to that social media firestorm fucking great
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try to put it out. that's the end of that. what i really felt bad about is the amount of people just calling him an absolute idiot and everything like, i understand he did some really stupid things. yes. but he was under some pressure and he panicked. this can happen to people. yeah, dudes panic. i would guess he probably knew better. just not in that moment. i don't know though, man. i do stupid things all the time. hey, womb chuck, up down all around. welcome to jsmithtown. thank you very much for that subscription. i'm sorry that my thing didn't go...
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no, why me? no! why choose? you bastard. god fucks. god fucks? he does. is this the first i've heard about this? you think he doesn't? i don't know. why do no those massive holy penis would penetrate everyone at the same time. how are you not becoming me? he didn't walk. why?
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what are you, trinity? from, uh, rancast network? why in the world would you shoot me instead of net because i saw you! i didn't have the net gun that time. you were about to get the net gun! i was. i stopped you and then josh was like, nah. i think the guy was gonna win.
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yeah, i wasn't having any lag issues. then again, it's closed beta and i only think there's a couple hundred people on the server so when it was late at night, so i'm looking forward to testing it somewhere today, but so far so good. when we played it or talked about it on roundtable one time we were talking about that the target footage looked just like ridiculous like photorealistic.
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papa john loves you. and you know what? i've had a good time with it so far. there's some stuff i don't like about rock band 4 right now. like the set list is still kind of shitty, but there's some stuff that i'm...
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that never happened. dude, he is in inglorious basterds. like winston churchill or some shit. he is not winston churchill, but he is in inglorious basterds. oh, i thought... i blew up a rock with the spikes, and it made the rock go to a different trajectory and it just rammed right in me. that was great. now i'm down to like three lives already. i gotta focus super hard. is neon austin powers 4 right now? dude, don't even michael a.l. fox me with that shit. i thought he was. i thought that's why we make a fuss about it all the time.
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i don't know how many lives i have left, but it's probably like two, i'm thinking? no special. because i threw some away. thank you machavel and 342 for the seven months in a row. much appreciated. okay, i'm going to count the time it takes me to traverse a long room. one mississippi, two mississippi, three mississippi, four mississippi. about four seconds and i can fly, so i took the most direct route.
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oh, i just have that 69 at the end of my follow count. that's what i'm talking about. release the button when there's a 69 on your twitch follow count. yep, get some, you gotta screen cap it and instantly tweet it. and you also have to spam nl69s in chat. that's how it usually works. alright nick, can you invite me one last time? alright, third time's the charm.
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that's pretty serious. i didn't want to say it. also, thank you badboard. but rob, i think rob might get mugged a lot. because he looks very mugable. you think? he was talking about getting mugged the other day, wasn't he? he loves to fight though. he talks about loving to fight, but i don't know. he was trying to start a riot in that bar that time. i don't think he would have actually rioted if push came to shove. we wanted dennis to enable the riot too.
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uh oh. i'm surprised they didn't like ask for id. they're supposed to and apparently they didn't. they asked me for id which i thought was really hilarious. and this was the first time, i love telling this story because i'm super like shy about my job but they were like can you prove that you're this person and i went to like google image search and typed northernlion and then just gave them my phone and was like there you go. got two worms on the rim. yeah this is not great placement for me. uh yeah i go to all the packs, this is awesome.
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usually i save that till the end. oh god you're still in oh no, you got a little hit if you jump rate as the dynamite explodes you don't get hurt it actually just propels you upwards and you put on sunglasses at the same time. that's no i can't that up okay, i was about to say that is the pro is tip anyone's ever given me cool guys jump away from explosions. oh
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i don't like people i think i'm a terrible person for the stuff that i've said about the city living here but if you recognize me, it's always been a good experience. just you know say hello i'm not gonna tell you to fuck yourself you every time i'm always like that guy was pretty cool what happened there? did it decide my turn? oh the pneumatic drill actually counted as? lexington badger, thank you very much for the subscription there you go much appreciated kobold appreciates it too. oh
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yeah, i see that. so draw it right now. okay, will do. thank you cognitive dissonant 22 months in a row! if someone else buys your art in the auction, you'll receive 50% of what they paid for it. wow, that's a really... that's bad. why would anyone want to buy this? you actually need to draw two drawings before time runs out. don't be too precious about it. okay, um... and there's only 70 something seconds left, so be ready. oh shit, alright, i gotta draw this better.
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it's possible. we'll all get through this and tomorrow this will not be a problem anymore. yeah, absolutely true. tomorrow it will be after birth assuming it works. which, you know, if you want to know whether or not it works you're gonna have to talk to a luke about that. i wonder if every time i say that he gets like a hundred whispers. well only one way to find out right? exactly! i'm gonna put him through the punishment man. there's only one more day left to do it. this is the tax that you pay. we all know it's true.
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ah, oh my god. a lot of time tweaking and running around. did you die? i lost my chance at lumber coal. oh my god! i had curse of the blind, boss rush, and i got polyphemus. alright, that's sweet. we in there. good selection. i'll take it. chad, do you guys feel nostalgic about rebirth 2 or is it just us? just curious. vak this man. he beat me. you're getting vak banned like bob ross. straight out.
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i would agree with you. i've had a really nice time in 2015. we still got a couple months, but i'm just starting to think about it now. it's coming up pretty fast. 2015's been cool. i'm gonna miss it. but here's... 2016's gonna be even better! little did nick and ryan know. oh no. 2016 would be the final year of human existence on the planet.
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i could have ham whenever i want. it's time for a breakfast meat. i think if you're looking for a good place to have breakfast, you want to find the place that has the most options on one dish at one time. that way you don't have to choose anymore. it simplifies your whole morning. yeah, that makes sense. how about we compromise with tofu or some shit? this is not a compromise. what even... what? why? i don't want to eat tofu bacon. what does tofu have to do with anything here? i'm not saying... i'm not anti...
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this weekend, nick. so... prepare yourself to get one less hour of sleep. i will keep that in mind. or one more hour of sleep? uh, you fall back. fall back, talks move backwards. one more. yeah, one more, that's awesome! that's way better than the alternative! i was thinking about taking this weekend off, but now i can get a record amount of rebirth or afterbirth time. extra afterbirth run, thanks to the world. thanks a lot, planet earth! fuck you, cgp grade daylight savings time rules!
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i petitioned one time there was one of those things that was like click this button to make them play in your town and i did oh yeah they didn't play in my town they were probably about to and they're like oh where are we gonna do with our trash and they're like well you gotta you gotta find something i'll take it for you guys if you want i don't care i want to see you guys personally more like drownfall this is because i'm in the aquifer
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minor inconvenience. i have unlocked mars but also died on a catacombs run. alright let's do this. maybe one or two more probably. or it could be like five if they're really bad. that's true. this game is really easy to zone out and forget how much time has passed. i believe that. my longest run ever has been about six minutes though so i'm quite experienced in myself. i'm fucking dead on my greatest combo of all time. damn.
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my passport's in there. my rebirth save file's on that computer. hey, i got to the aquifer for the first time today. nice. can i grab my insulin? you can grab your insulin. but you should also keep it close enough to you in the first place that if shit goes down, you don't have to. you know, put in the seatback pocket in front of you, you'll be fine. since i had to transfer a couple of times, i was very tired of hearing all the shit about how and when i can turn on and off my device. i'm like, i got it. you said this so many times today.
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i'll give some satisfaction to space wells on ice for the dollar donation who said you read donations during ads frowny face i'm sorry. it's the best time that i can but you're right that is kind of inconvenient for you guys. sorry about that also, thank you to overlord king for the two dollars. i flew to helena mountain or montana and had a 30 minute stopover in denver i missed my flight even though i was 10 minutes early the guy at the gate told me to come back later united put me up in a hotel for the night wow
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wait, so is that a good or a bad story? because they put you up in a hotel, so that's good. but you should have missed your flight. seems like a little bit of both. yeah. nick's trying to fucking stall me out here. no. sorry about that. this doesn't look like prince. i'm just gonna throw that out there. like, the art looks good, but if they were gunning for prince, they fucked up big time. his hair is not that square in real life. looks nothing like prince at all. here we go, get the economy going. oh, i don't have balloons. okay, that's fine.
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the freakin'... whatever was the bombardment. yeah, the bombardments. i'm happy that those are gone at least. the worst thing about them was every time i put them out i had to apologize because i didn't do it. it was very easy to use them accidentally. at the same time, i don't fault you for using them. but... but i never meant to and then it made you so upset every time. it was a game mechanic i was not too pleased with.
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clearly not a lot of people were because it's gone now. it is now is vacated is history you just like smack that shield right away. we've got some kind of stasis thing going on right now who are you math as games? oh, yeah, it's like a sci fi horror game, right? yeah, so kind of sci fi horror like a point and click it's his favorite game of all time. he really does talk about it a lot. i don't like he talks about stasis non stop and magic
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yeah, i mean when we die we'll all be in the same place for sure. yep, but that's not what i was talking about then all right, let's get another challenge going i would love some lunch day videos. yeah there's bread time lunch and dinner and isaac what time do you think an l? well the game comes out of 10 first video should be done by 11 second video done by noon and maybe streaming by 1230 one two somewhere in there. it's a banker. oh
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i what are you talking about? i don't hey, what's going on? up down all around, welcome to jstorcon. i'm talking about it for like, better twitch tv emoticons. maybe. yeah, yeah, okay. so brack the man now has a witch on his head. i thought you meant in like real life, and i was like, what's wrong with this guy? like, what are you talking about? i don't know, man. thank you quizzicalupnod for your subscription. welcome back to the quarry. or, welcome. for the first time. does range up help azazel?
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he wants to say sketchy. i was pretty... i was, yes. i was semi committed that we were gonna get killed in that moment. but you think that all the time, though. i, i, you know what? you're not wrong. i do think that on occasion. alright, i'm getting robobaby. it's time. let's do this. you have to, man. there's nothing else going for you. i know. fucking no health still. maybe he did kill you and you're actually in the vibe. aw shit, we got like a source code situation going on here. wait, can i grid this fucker out? i can. can we talk about what that means?
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we were talking about carving pumpkins, i think. oh, okay, that's like the way that normal people would probably introduce that. oh. how did you introduce it? it was about public entropy. oh, what's wrong with that? what did you do, ryan? did you carve a pumpkin too? uh, for halloween? yeah. no, just for fun. not really, dawg. mostly just halloween. i recorded a bunch and then i did a magic the gathering online draft. sounds like you had a fun time.
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a little caramelized around the edges. yeah, the maillard reaction has already taken place. oh no, not the maillard. it seals in the flavor. luck down! i've had pain in that poop pills all the time. brown on the outside. also brown on the inside as well, because it's poop. we still think poop's cool? we certainly talk about it plenty.
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you don't call anybody a carrot head in my chat, okay? that's our word. apparently she was not in pulp fiction. well, actually, she might have been in pulp fiction. she spoke to marcellus after he was hit by bruce willis. really? really? really? well, that's pretty weird. i'll believe it if you want me to. i don't really care. i don't disbelieve it. learn new things about that movie all the time.
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corcaine just thinks that you're silly. he says stop being silly. oh, he didn't know? he didn't know. this room sucks. oh, it's from the longest yard. that's right. i never saw the longest yard. one of those movies about sports. i'm kind of surprised that you have found yourself not seeing the longest yard. why? because your brother like probably likes you a lot. anything you like, my brother just like sits me down and is like alright. well, i know you came out in 2005. you were probably living with your brother at that time.
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yeah, i noticed about in the first time. i saw these guys are crisp man these guys are 1080p i would kind of like it if as a mode you could turn into something that small you can you can absolutely, it's so small though. just keep pulling some this one makes you smaller pills. i didn't know it kept scaling i thought it was just one i've made myself
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and i what's music stuff? my biology test is tomorrow, what do i need to know about the krebs cycle? just remember that reducing is when it gains an electron, even though that makes no fucking sense in the english language. tell them about the filament thing too. you don't need to know that for the krebs cycle. oh. what is about what happens in krebs? three, six, nine, damn, girl, fine. one, two, three, one, one, time, game, go. what is that? i love that song! yeah, dude.
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oh yeah, i'm dead. alright, that was a fun run. i outlived the egg! it's true. it's true. alright. there's a chance i could be dead in about three more seconds though, so... alright. well, take your time, because i would like you to provide me with a seed when you're done. but if your run is going well, i will just create my own seed and then use it. i made it through that wave, so i'm now at a break point, which means you should probably go on. alright, i will make my own eve greed mode.
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just, oh we're breaking, we're just gonna break this guys. we're just gonna oomph all over it and... alright. done. remember that time i thought you said clitoris? that's uh... i was nowhere near it! it was glitter boss! glitteris! something about the way that gl leaves your mouth. every time it's like a red herring for me. every time? uh, then if you guys get to actually say the word... that's right, yeah, i don't know.
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abel! i'm wearing your shirt abel. buy that spider you hooligan. i'll buy the spider don't even worry about my spider mon. it's a nice item. i got i was lucky enough the first time i got spider mon i also had libra so i finally got to actually like see mathematically how that changes your damage based on items you pick up. so you pick up like polyphemus and you're like oh, i'm doing like 25% more damage now. that's pretty sweet.
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chat's like, oh god, why? yeah, i don't blame him. i'm just the messenger, man. he's just the idea guy. yeah, exactly. i don't handle execution. that's what the dudes in the mines do. i just come up with the ideas and take business lunches. that's right. instead of your fancy golf games. exactly. i love golf. i golf all the time. ask me anything about golf. the other business sport is squash. nobody ever talks about squash, though.
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that item's still pretty good in my opinion. yeah, a little bit. a little bit good. i don't want to be too controversial. oh, has anyone tested getting all of the body, mind, and soul and godhead at the same time yet? not yet, but i was thinking about trying to do it here at some point. that's when you get the picture of edmund's balls. okay, as long as you get it eventually. have you guys found the other?
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that marathons like still going yeah, i hope it never ends actually me too i was watching it last night just be able to go there and be like you know i need some time to relax it's like a chill out tent or something like that bob ross is in a dark place last night he was talking about like don't paint when your feelings are dark because it reflects the pain even if you don't mean it and then he was like yeah, i'm in a
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tell me more about how you don't give a fuck, josh, while you send me messages about how many fucks you give. methinks the jsmith doc pretends too much. it broke after two now. oh my god. i wonder if like, you can charge your run up with luck to put more coins in, but every time you do, it starts cutting it by half or something. like, i don't know, there's something weird going on here. my machine keeps breaking, tyrone. tyrone!
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but i can't do an australian accent so i've got to default to the new zealand one. oh no, duns cap! no! oh lord, what is this? this seems bad. i just got ipecac my reflection on lilith. here we go. woo! party time! who would want this? that seems faster when i slow dick him than when i fast dick him, honestly. just deep dick him, don't worry about this. one day i'm gonna get this fucker. ah, stop donating your keys!
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and it's gonna take a while to do that, so let's just sit back and enjoy the greed a greed. i'm still having a good time. i think i've just got epic feet. i think i may have actually breakfasted, to be honest with you. how do you guys feel about the chaos item? i love it. it's cool as hell. that's such a good idea. fuck breakfast, though. i always get breakfast with it everywhere. it's like you need to know that you're gonna be re rolling a lot if you pick it up. or you're just gonna get breakfast.
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that's tech one, dunce cap and tech two. that's not enough techs. yeah, i want techs aviary as well. there we go. okay. what about this one? i'm uh, i can't shoot oh, it's just monstro's lung incredibly long charge time. yes, uh, we'll be re rolling this what about this bad boy? oh, no, are we stuck with this monstro's lung nonsense? this one just makes my brain hurt. we'll re roll that one
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the thing is like it's the sense of scale or something yeah, it's just to show you like that you get to go inside of it and then you get to look at the cave drawings which are like fuck all the time yeah, but there's graffiti in it too because of course like they didn't officiate the thing for like a hundred years after they could have so i mean when you think about it aren't cave paintings. just graffiti in their own way yeah, but there's like a shitload of names written in there, which is stupid and
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i'm gonna be thinking about that for like a year now actually. please do, yeah, take your time. chat, what are you mad about? you want me to take the cancer trinket instead of the bouncy trinket? well, alright. but when people get mad about it, i'm gonna tell them the names of everybody who wanted me to take this. it's gonna take a long time, it's gonna be a real damper on the rest of my evening to be honest with you. what the hell? what's up? this... what? this room is broken!
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yeah, you get to get the fight stain. that's pretty sweet. remember stain? what happened to those guys? uh, they were so sincere, but i just don't think time could allow them to stay alive. it's been a while since i heard about them. their number one song was called been a while. i think they also had one called mud shovel. oh man! they changed their tone drastically from their first to second albums. they used to be just very like, really just like, shitty metal.
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i'm just thinking about using it to like open up a chest in a mob trap room and then be like you know what nah i'll just leave instead the real trick is that i just hated the first key piece we got so i rerolled it into a better key piece well, you know what though if you can't see your items and you pick up soy milk and it ruins your run and you could go back in time and not have soy milk anymore, so that's pretty good. that is true that is true. i wonder if the drops from like a red chest would be the same every time you open it
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little loki four way buddy. oh, that's cute. it's the first time i found him so i found the key room but i'm shy one key of being able to go into it which is my own fault because i didn't really think too hard about it. it happens man. how do you tear nails? i've been trying to ask myself that same question for years chad should i just take soy milk and say fuck the world you got so he milked with soy. he'll reroll the hourglass enough times turn into soy milk. i'll do it. i don't care anymore. oh
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alright, i re rolled again. it was a good run, but it had to go. it had served its time. whoa, this is the boss room already? what? i went through two rooms. what are these? this tear effect is really cool. like not the random shooting, but like the occasionally super glowing tears. i like that a lot. got me revenge on mr. fred. yeah, i don't like that guy. oh, it's dead eye. that's cool. i'll enjoy that for about 15 seconds until we re roll it again.
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was matt is talking about yesterday's time at sriracha pickles. he's like step one needs to roger pickles step two want more sriracha pickles? yeah, i like sriracha, but like is he just like putting sriracha on the pickles or i don't know man more involved in the wildlife i think it's become the new like internet bacon food. he lives obsessed with it. it's fine i like it too. i'll totally like some fried pickles with like sriracha sriracha ranch
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bring it to a party. have a good time. that'd be nice. this camera, like left trigger, right trigger is actually like the opposite of what i feel like it should be. you never play fez? no. oh you should, it's pretty good. i'll think about it. we hit static meta. i'm trapped. owwwww oh god, oh god, i killed myself. just having some fun. you guys okay over there? you got a problem? yeah, he's about to black hole me.
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it's just silence or the wrath of the lambs. just kidding. we're playing after birth now. i'm sorry, josh. you have something to say? what's up? how's it going? it's about time. the disrespect was was absurd there. oh, we were. i didn't realize that you had that on. fuck you, man. i didn't know.
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lnl about sturge, what's third? oh sturge is the npc in fallout 4 who no subtitles? no spoilers. what do you mean? i like i use subtitles a lot. i use subtitles all the time yeah, i think we've talked about this before but every piece of media benefits from having subtitles on great greed netflix always i can think of it one movie in particular that could really use some subtitles and
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i've never vocalized that interaction before, but i've totally had it about a dozen times, like, every day. yeah, it's common. what about, like, you know, someone asks you, like, forget what someone said or you don't know what someone said, and then they repeat it, and you didn't hear them the second time? oh yeah. and then you're just like, ahhh! you just, like, give them the up nod or something. it's the worst awkward feeling going, please let them not call me on what i just said.
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weird they also use like your voice data. i think to market to you sometimes. that's cool. i don't use it by that that's that's some science fiction level shit that i'm not quite it just seems really odd how many times they've offered me an ad based on what i was just talking about maybe it is just an accident but no it's because you're probably like google searching it at the same time to figure out stuff to talk about oh
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no, that was the tnt level. what are you talking about? this is a rotating soundtrack, josh. yeah, i know, but i like to play it on that particular level. and you should too. i had preferences about that too. like on the skatepark level, i'm like, that's express yourself by nwa. yeah. every time. it just fits, man. it doesn't. it could. but i was 14.
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were you planning on playing it? i got the impression you weren't. i was not... i'll be honest, i probably wouldn't have had time this week anyway. so i'm content for you guys to talk about undertale and be like, this game is real sweet, you should play it. and i'll be like, yeah, i guess i'll do it at some point. we're gonna do it last week and i was like, bear, can we wait another week so i can play it? and he's like, yeah. i think undertale is probably like the biggest release of the week, so... i think it'll do good numbers for us on itunes. you think so?
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the three dice room rerolls all consumables on the ground on the floor. i'm just gonna do it, fuck it. how about you josh? what did you do this weekend? i don't remember. alright, that's usually a good sign. most of the time. what did i do? i did something. i went to dave and buster's, that's pretty okay. i think that's pretty cool, i've never been. yeah, i think you'd like it. it's a lot better than... boston pizza? yeah.
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people are like, well you have a space bar item that explodes. it's true. it doesn't matter. like what does that matter with pyro? i can't heal myself, i'm blue baby. i can use like, i can use the exploding item on occasion. that's about it. oh wait. why is it shooting three times every time i... doctors remote never stops firing on the room you're on now? is that the truth? is this real life? do you have some kind of mixed synergy?
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yeah, it was a lot of fun. me and bear are probably gonna ride bikes again later. not tonight, but eventually. you're gonna bike around again? you guys can ride bikes with us too if you want. you're welcome to. i appreciate the help. it was just like nice casual hangout time and then we got some random crap that kind of came up and made it funny too, so it was like win win. what are you talking about? me and bear, we did like a trip in gta 5 on bikes around the whole world. how was it? it was really fun.
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yeah, i guess it's about that time. yes, we should. we'll be back in three minutes to play some new rocket league stuff. see you soon. thanks for hanging out with us, drak. yeah, thank you. drak's gonna start streaming soon, so you guys should follow him on twitch. there you go. or don't. nah, you should though. yeah, you totally should. i like that guy. we'll start paying drak in shoutouts. i mean, bitcoin is still like real money in some ways. it is. it's like a...
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the legendary natural perm, exactly. so how have you been enjoying the new fallout, guys? i've only played a couple of hours so far, three i guess, but i've been liking it a lot. i've been having a good time, i'm excited to go back to it later this weekend i guess. i played it about four hours last night, i freaking love it.
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when you get that cute little doll, you get to drag around behind you. i love mr. dolly when it gives me spirit hearts and black hearts and not all three red hearts that i don't need. oh, does it have a chance to give three of the same heart? i think it's a random chance to give you any three hearts. so it can be black or spirit. i'm not gonna note that actually. i've gotten three red hearts before too. i just got two souls and a black though this time. yeah, that's what i got too and i'm pretty happy about it. hmm, flatworm maybe. let's see.
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but you have found secret rooms in greed mode because i've never seen one before. kane always starts with a secret room and the top branching off the shop. every time. oh that's so weird! so does eden i think and there's some characters that don't every time. but there were rumors about kane being in the arg right? so like that seems really funny if he's the one that has the secret. there's i mean like five characters
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i just know how much you guys love rock so i thought it would be fun to make a level about it yeah, i know. i mean it's pretty good. this might take a long time. oh shit i freaking forgot which side i was on i thought it was you dying for a second you should make it like auto start like flamethrowers or something wow let's touch. let's touch. what are those feet called? i don't even know feet duck feet
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i should watch junior again. yeah, i think it's about time we all watched junior. it really is, yeah. it's been a good gestation period. there's cobalt ghouli in the movie? no, i'm playing quiplash while i play other stuff at the same time, because i'm like the multitask. the best way to quickly blow a million dollars. island full of dead hookers, they weren't dead. or spend 50k a week at the cheesecake factory. cheesecake.
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dickhead right kind of yeah, yeah, i can't even do what that would be like very sensitive all the time put on your jeans to be very uncomfortable what king kong is most self conscious about? i want to redo mine the wording could have been better i accept the loss. i'm fine with it. all right nick's still gotta get in what if king kong was most self conscious about his ding dong?
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well he's finally here and about time too. newest member of the kongdong crew. i laughed because someone in chat said kongdong is the best isaac seed. when he has to shit off the tower on the city. 8%. oof. mmm. rekt. dragging his boner across skyscraper windows. 28%.
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it'd be great if we both had the same answer. what would happen? or if people get 50 50. who wants some fuck won by 25 or 30 votes? 52 to 48 percent. wow, that's actually some awesome. kinda got what we wanted, i guess. very close. a terrible theme for a high school prom. drunk driving awareness or the purge? the purge. hey, second time using some fuck, boo? what about kongdong? you used that twice. yeah, kongdong won, right? i did that, yeah.
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not selling at your community, i think. oh yeah, yeah, yeah. i'm sorry, i have such a sore attention span. nah, that's cool. i get distracted too. i forget what i'm talking about five minutes ago. like, what were we talking about? your comments, you know what? i don't even remember. you're also playing isaac at the same time, which requires a little concentration, so i don't blame you at all. yeah. absolute sellout. absolutely. i sell out for video games all the time, guys. video games are my life, man. i know more about video games than anything else. i don't care about other information.
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shulk is a little turtle in this. you know in isaac, there's that shulk is what i've called it i think. what turtle? what is this turtle? it has a shell? yeah, it has a shell. it's in the womb a lot of the time. i think of that as a shulk. it has a shell. or at the very least it sounds like a pokemon. oh yeah, i forgot about ike and lucina. this is it what lucina pouring from lucina.
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it sounds like there's nothing that will make everybody happy. you might be right, but to play devil's advocate, the one time that i did say it was bad game design, i was really more complaining about the fact that there are rooms that can instantly do damage to you that they didn't seem to care to get rid of. so that would be the point where if you just address that, i think we could be more okay with it purely killing you all the time.
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yeah, chaos card is only supposed to do half damage against bosses. and also every time you use it, it takes away one eden token for some reason. oh no! we should probably iterate. we're joking. these are not real things. no, no. i have no knowledge of them doing anything to chaos card. if tyrell owen's gonna blame me for everything that people don't like about afterbirth anyway, then we might as well come up with bullshit like this.
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to add more items to krampus's pool or make krampus show up less often and he just skyped me and was like, hey can we talk about this over video chat? i was like yeah, this is a serious discussion so let's do it. and then he just put his balls up to the webcam and farted. again? i know. and i was like he does it like every time! i was like, you know, fool me once, you know. won't get fooled again. serious discussion. i actually did tell tyrone that it would probably be advantageous to
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like, as if that means we've always changed to that or something. it came out like two days ago! i think a safe assumption for this particular show is that if you see a show of one thing, that will be reflective of the show forever. for all of time. yeah, with never having said that that's a plan or anything, just assume it. anyway, i don't like complaining about stuff like that, because i really like doing the stream. but i've been venting a little bit, so it's all good.
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it does not, it's happened one time in history. i tweeted that picture of the freaking moose running next to the car and the dude's got the tim hortons cup on his dashboard and then the moose freaking flips over. i actually felt bad. that's a circle about an american going into mcdonalds and killing everybody with an m16. i was about to jesus christ, i was about to apologize.
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alright buddy. just sitting there. you could have gotten ripper onied. oh no! that's what you get for sitting there. i would be very incredulous about any person offering me meat sticks. if somebody came up to me and offered me a single apple, i would absolutely not eat it. there's a razor blade in that shit every time. a single like, unwrapped apple. that's the most suspicious food for a stranger to give you. a single piece of fruit definitely is up there. and yet halloween happens all the time with that.
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it's somewhere between 10 facts about donald trump and drug dealers of all time nice, you guys talking about pablo escobar. yeah, man. he's number one. see i knew it. yeah, i fucking knew it it's impressive. yeah, dude the top trending guys have like a serious rivalry with watch mojo. oh
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yeah. oh, they actually get arrested in that? yeah, that's the... actually, that's the premise of the show. oh, i didn't know what it was about. i thought it was just like... kids you don't grow up. yeah, it's like a double meaning. don't you fucking stand there with your bear powers! ryan, like half of the time during brawlhalla has just been sitting on a platform reading chat. it's basically true! if it ain't broke, don't fix it. alright, let's break it then.
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playing like somebody that understands the rules of the game what are you just talking about this is the easiest game of all time choco the party clown says there might be a little dust on the bottle but don't let it fool you my wife's inside was that song popular in the in america as well map b i don't know what song you're talking about
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