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what kind of items do you have? it's like pretty much just mom's knife, but... ah, that's why. okay. it's a good run. i mean, that's what got me through boss rush. yeah, they had to be semi close to them. i had an emperor card and i was like, i don't want to use the emperor card here. oh, gertie, here we go. hey, dead cat. super low damage. how do you get out of the, uh... how do you get out of the curse room when you have dead cat? you gotta touch the bits on the door frame without going through it.
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unless you get a devil room that leads you to dead cat. that's a whole different story what happens after you touch in the things? you die once and then appear on the other side of the room or the outside of the room oh, that's exactly correct. yeah. no, i did it like a hundred thousand times. okay. oh wow super bandage as well huge item kill me gertie, why is this this hard everyone sucks the big one man. i want to be successful though i only have one heart left
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what are you talking about? i expect nl to never notice me. i noticed you yesterday when i was playing nuclear throne and i took the weapon that you wanted me to take and then i died. oh, there we go. what do you think? oh yeah, small rock. this is a real good run. i agree with this. can i hit that chest? no way, right? still got a cat face. there is a life counter anyway. well, sort of, but not really. well, if you've got nine lives, like just seeing when the cat head disappears. exactly. you got a cat head. that's about it.
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oh, thanks for the spirit heart payout, gimbi. oh, no cat head anymore! that's extremely dangerous! i may beat this run, but not as the lost. socks 2 is that i had two really good health items for blue baby, and they didn't do the job as much as i wish they did. they're only gonna start you off, like, start the domino effect, but you need some damage or it's just gonna you're gonna have hemorrhage health. yeah, that's that's the darn truth. he has the collar. oh, that's true, i could come back with a collar.
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let's call this the nlss jerk show. we could have a circle jerk. that's on another website actually, dan. that's the after show. i mean, i want to get up. bro ghosted this other ghost man. i did? oh no. survived because of the he got rekt. hello cat. hey, did you guys see any twitchcon pictures of the real kappa? yes, dude. several. do you ever feel like he looked like a
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crack the whip makes you fast, but i got thunder thighs so what is crack the whip? crack the sky. crack the whip. oh, it's uh, uh, cat of ninetales, yep. no, no, no, no, no, this is, this is like it's a belt. yeah. crack the beltwhip. it's the belt. crack the beltwhip. so should i get that to offset the, the thighs of thunder? yeah, probably, yeah, you need no, i got, i traded it for mom's coin purse instead. what, you knew that that was gonna happen! yeah, i did.
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that's i don't want to put you on blast, kate. i can go buy cat food solo though if you want to, but if you want to take a night off, then you'll be my guest. it's been a stressful couple of days with these computer issues. and the cat's sleeping on all those boxes, right? yeah. pardon me? he's sleeping on the boxes. i don't know. is the cat sleeping on the boxes? oh, rob says, i'm getting flamed. not really. i was trying to say that you were good at did you okay, i hate wait, what's the b4 do? or the big the four room rerolls all item pedestals.
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oh, i almost... oh, i died because i wasn't paying attention. how do you like those plays, chat? it's a cat? an ocelot's a type of cat? yeah, ocelot's a cat? oh yeah, that's... yeah, you're right. it's the one that kind of looks like a tiger. am i thinking of a marmoset? nice shot. nice shot. that's good. i'm sorry. i'm so sorry. oh man.
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okay, kind of, yeah. him, like, as a kid and his voice was really sped up and high pitched and he had behavioral problems. okay. he, obviously, because this is the route you take on youtube, turned it into a feature film. it's fucking john cena's in it! as john cena! like, not, sorry, not as john cena, but as, like, it was not pre john cena being famous. he's just in it. that's weird. it is crazy! you think john cena's in the grumpy cat movie?
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actually, i thought he was scottish depending on what i'm thinking. yeah, i thought he was actually an ogre. it's green eight feet tall give me the guppy not krampus anything but krampus mike myers was in the love guru and the cat in the hat. yeah. well, that's good point. that's a great point. i've got dead cat. oh
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no, you woke up earlier. remember we talked to him for a while. oh, that's right. hey, it's perfect timing! we're gonna run some ads here. we're gonna come back and play the jackbox party pack 2. so for now, thanks for watching and we'll see you next time. jack back. in three minutes. see you next time in three minutes. next time in just a second. yes, i was talking shit, rob. oh really? cat, if you jump on this computer, i'm gonna jump on your brain, which is your computer.
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don't jump on his brain, that's mean. i'm not gonna actually jump on his brain. just sit there! there's a huge cat sized place on the desk that is so clean. don't jump on his brain. what are you doing? there's no dip in that bowl. with pringles tostitos, you don't need dip. where we're going, we don't even need dip. is bombcore good enough for you guys? i kind of feel like we should try bombcore. just to see how it compares to keep talking.
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thank god for the om nom noms there. is that a cat? nah oh! oh, i got one hp. om nom nom. sounds like a cat thing. cats aren't the only animals that go om nom nom. probably. well, i think it's like cat appreciation day or something today, isn't it? yeah, it's like oatmeal day and cat appreciation day. i'm serious! yeah, i'm serious too! oh, okay. i'm glad to hear this. it's just funny. and now the shopkeepers bubble can give you air. did you know that, nick? i'm dead. i'm fucking dead, it was so good though.
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bob ross does what he does for you. you're gonna let nick sandbag as he pleases. i don't even think he noticed. i must have missed the first sandbag. i didn't notice i did. i do it instinctively. that's the biggest sandbagging of all. before you even know you're doing it. yeah. i'm the worst. i'll get these accelerators. how's my kitty? he's fat and happy. he's a good boy. that's good, yeah. it's good for a cat, man. he scratched me a lot when i got back, because i guess he was lonely.
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like good scratch. yeah, just like no. he's just like weird i don't think he likes the emotional roller coaster of not knowing like who's taking care of him for a while so he just gets like weird about it, but he's fine now i understand as a cat the world's got to be very confusing when people just go away and come back sometimes it's probably true, so i don't mean to make light of that for him. i'm sure it was very traumatic. he's good kitties all right, that's happening
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is it gabriel or uriel? there's two different angels man, one's red and one's blue, i need to know the difference. this is like some fucking manchurian candidate shit. i'm not putting you up for the manchuria. telepathy for dummies. what does that do? not much of a place, huh? that is homing shots. oh, cat of nine dicks! cat of nine dicks, there's a classic job there. looks like a cthulhu cat. mm hmm. hey!
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that one sounded a bit wrong actually. swallowed yesterday's lunch. oh, you were eating it with your nose. you're just snuffling it up like my cat. i'm gonna get some water. alright, good luck. thanks very much mrquaint11 for the $1.69. what is your favorite hot button political issue to discuss with nl and josh? also nl and from kansas city, go royals. i'm a big fan of discussing things like
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i don't know, like cat whiskers and pumpkin carvings. those are pretty hot. did you carve any pumpkins? i didn't, i thought about it though. i saw some cool isaac heads and stuff on twitter. made me kind of want to do it a little bit. how about you, did you do any halloween ing? i did, i mean, i did, i dressed up, and then i got drunk, and then i passed out some candy.
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yeah, how am i gonna beat ultergreed without getting hit if he scales with my damage? like it just seems nearly impossible. no problem, you just get a dead cat, get guppy, you can flawless it. i've flawless it a few times without who lost. i don't know, i think i've got to just, i gotta do it off camera until i get like a chaos card and then just start the video and be like, hey, i got a chaos card. there we go. good run. my damage sucks. i have a pestilence now with this fuse.
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you know what? i'm gonna coin a name. if you got more than one incubus, they're incubuddies. incubuddy! there you go. it came to me in a moment of inspiration and it seemed good. it's no cat pieces but i like it nonetheless. yeah, i mean cat pieces is an all time classic as far as rebirth names go. yeah, all time classic. it's a popcorn classic, no doubt. more crap.
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get all those babies and make sure you keep them. i like to keep babies. yeah, that's you know generally the idea you know you nurture it inside your body for like nine months. yeah, where'd you leave? where'd you leave the baby? oh, you know? it'll figure it out. it's like a cat. always lands on its feet. exactly. babies always land on their feets.
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freakin' cursed eyes making this a nightmare. was it 15 to 10 and not 7? 15, 10, 4, 4, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2. reroll it, reroll it, reroll it. alright you scumbags, i'll reroll it. is this what you want? you want blood? oh my god. i'm the cat now. i need a battery. i'm guppy. i'm the cat now.
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battery, battery. there's no battery, no reroll. uhh... only in the womb. wait. in your opinions, would you start a lost run if your starting item was chocolate milk? no. umm... i like chocolate milk though. i don't know. that's hard. i try to... if i'm not resetting for just a dead cat, i'll start big damage off items like that. just for fun. i started that poor item one time.
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get to this run? get to the really good stuff, you know, the nitty gritty. that'll carry you greatly. nitty gritty really sounds like a cat litter brand. it really does! it's the gritty kitty from ren and stimpy, i think. oh, that's like a real thing, okay. well, a real fake thing. right, but it's like an existing... everything that's real is fake at one point, you know? except like, hydrogen. wait, is that true? i gotta think about that for a bit. you don't have to think about it that much.
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oh, that's good. smashed. what is it? oh, it's not kitties! i can't, hello? is it ryuka? yeah, he's flipping. it sounds like ryuka. you should eat ryuka. i'm not gonna eat my cat, fox. i dare you. oh, alright, well in that case... you son of a bitch, you know i can never turn down a dare. that's gonna be real bad, kitties. suck brick, kid.
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now i've also lost three lives. no reason to panic yet? yeah, because you have nine lives. well you had nine lives because you're a cat. did you get the uh, did you get the fruitcake? no, i haven't run into that yet. i'd like to. i know what it does and it's pretty cool. yeah, it's it's weird. that's for sure. what's it do? usually like a random tear effect. random tear effects on every shot i think? every shot you do. that's pretty neat. not every really. there's some soy milk into that. every shot.
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but hey you ever see one of those you know inflatable cat inflatable catamarans and then you know rob like google's inflatable catamarans, and then it shows up in your skype ads. that makes sense to me. i want an inflatable katamari. that's way more sensible than some dude at microsoft hq listening in on the conversation being like alright put the inflatable catamaran in. what do they need a dude anymore? they freaking got siri for that. i don't buy it. actually, it's cortana. yeah, it's cortana. you know.
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that's the best case scenario for a cat really. he ran out and like got in between her feet and tried to knock her over. like some america's funniest home videos shit. well, if he hit you in the balls it would be. yeah with the 1980s toboggan.
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you went through all the stages of remorse and regret through the whole thing. i got a pyromaniac and it still sucks because i'm blue baby. what's the point? i got five bombs and i'm immune to my own explosions, but i can't heal myself. i got a four way buddy, he's so cute. oh, loki, little loki. yeah, he's so cute. little loki's pretty good. they should give you a little version of the cat boss because he's adorable too. yeah. that was my cat boss impression.
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you're maru now? oh my lord, she's wearing like a... she basically looks like a cat right now. i don't know, what is it, umaru? remember the animation? oh yes! i do remember the animation. umaru's a character who is a popular girl in school, but at home she just likes to play computer games. ah! oh, that's a goal. i don't think we scored. oh, we got it. oh, i mean, he's a bearer of bad news, you know? oh, oh! oh! keep the pressure on. no!
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i'm not gonna use glass cannon you savages. they nerfed that so hard. they did but it's still great on the lost. it's like a lost item. i feel like the loss is a lot better now. even just with the subtle changes. d4 seems to make it like... you hold r a lot less often to get something really good. yeah. double as many chances. i've been able to start with just damage items and actually pull some runs out without even like forcing the dead cat or holy mantle and stuff. okay.
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alright, we're gonna run some ads, come back and play quiplash. that was like perfect timing. thanks for watching so far. we'll be back in three minutes. thanks for playing my duck game maps. it was fun. those were good. thanks. yeah, they were. i'm gonna make more and i'm gonna tweak the ones that i made already. i like it. i like the way you look, i guarantee it. well, i guarantee you do. thank you very much, comisar choy, for the 12 months in a row you made the year. you get rock kitty cat chat. you have a rock kitty cat now?
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know rob was quite worried about them, but he also just unlocked the seller the other day yeah, he's gonna sometimes he's gonna have to fight haunt now. that's a tough life thank you very much ergo me smart for the 14 months in a row welcome back you get some kitty cat chat for you, please. i'm just tearing this run up at this point. oh, yeah this is sitting in health cap everything is peachy brimstone one hit killing everything i just finished boss rush didn't even like lampshaded i
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alright, i have beaten the tutorial. do i have to beat the tutorial? no, i think i'm good. what the cat, stop licking my hand! i'm trying to change the scene! that's not the scene, that's my ad that i did for my shirt! i bet it's tomo licking your hand. it's ryuka, he's fucking mad. stop licking my hand. why is he so mad? i don't know. he's a cat. you think i can speak to him? i can't speak to him. maybe you can. man, the computer sucks balls with this. yeah, they're like really bad.
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oh, yeah, i just joined on nick and now it's just searching for a new game for me. oh no. no there's rob what about oh? yeah? set up your custom match give me give me a moment these are not the people i'm looking for okay, all right you try doing the same thing. i just didn't and tell me what you do because it didn't make sense cat cat
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why did that work differently for you? i don't know man. hooray! i also have more speedrunners available to me in your lobby for some reason. he's like, he's resting on top of my arm like he's a freaking gauntlet or something. aww. that's so cute! and then you just punch people and then their limbs break. i'll consider it. alright. alright cat, i need my arm back. i don't know if i like the new moving sounds.
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dude, the animations on this cat are freaking me the fuck out. it's not just a real cat though, it's a dude in a cat suit. i don't know how much the stream could hear, but i could hear it quite clearly. oh, okay, so this is just a dude. yeah. yeah, you don't think a cat can race with people, right? it's okay. i look like a cat. people run really fast though. i call them mulligan on that one. what happened? i was having a conversation about noise bleed. why did you give up? i didn't give up, i got killed!
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daaahhh... cat! damn it. that's it. did you just extend leaping cat? look at my leaping cat. look at my weeping cat. it's like a doctor who enemy. i kind of don't want this game to have a level progression system. well, you're getting one. so enjoy it. it's also got pewdiepie! pewdiepie! you do have that sick pewdiepie emote, so... yeah, might as well use it. rock pewdie.
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that was my adorable little cat sound. oh, i like it. a victor, my favorite brian wilson album. wasn't bad. let's play some brawlhalla in mere moments. we're gonna run some ads. thanks for watching so far. be back soon. have you seen festival and resort or are those new? i think we've played both of those. okay. wow. excuse me. mmm. you're not excused. we went to break, though. you're not excused. come on.
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like a key off your keyboard. it would be awesome if there could be like a way to have like a cat orientation. it'd be like, this key is not food. i would love to watch a cat orientation that'd be adorable. yeah, like right before they go to cat college.
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with the way our world's going, rob, i wouldn't be surprised if that's not a joke in a few years. you should help put temmie through college. that'd be nice. one of these days we're gonna be able to marry our cat in college. that'll be insane. even if the cat is the same gender that we are. oh, is that too real? that's far too far. that was too much!
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the cat marriage is one thing. i'm not marrying no gay cats. and obama can't make me! he will though. he gets out of our schools obama! i really hope that like the singularity happens in the next like year and a half so we can actually have like permanent president robama. that's just obama as an android.
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like probably here's a cat riding a jet ski and in other news an entire family murdered and eaten by we have cat riding a video footage here at fox 13. what's that one? that's like um
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