Quotes about “You’re twenty two”
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773.08
why, why risk it? why take five free bombs when we can get twenty? well because five free bombs is better than zero free bombs. yeah but we don't need bombs so if we... it's like, you know, if you're not super wealthy but well off and someone's like, hey, you know, we'll give you two dollars to be bothered, you'd be like, nah, i don't really need the money. and they're like, well what if it was two million dollars? well then yeah, then it changes, okay?
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and then there'd only be like three or four places you could stand to browse beer. some people would be in there browsing the same like ten beers for twenty minutes. and you're like, i'm just trying to get to the ipas and they're like, do i want a pineapple ipa? that's a weird one. this one's got, what the heck is a gosei? now there's... and they'd spend like quarter of an hour picking out beer and then they put like two beers in their cart and i'm like,
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1511.70
you having a good time, man? finally i feel represented in a game. wow. what the fuck is that photo gonna be? you're saying you're represented because you're farting? yes. twenty five, twenty five hundred. um, okay. holy shit. damn. that, that, that sucks. dude, i'm churning my goddamn peanuts at that one. i'm stoked at my yellow leg. we had a lot last time and we only had twenty two, man.
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321.12
and then, how about some useful planets? oh wait, they don't make them, okay. sure, no problem. one ten. not where you want to be, but trust the process. two tens. five tens. that's where you want to be. trust the process. mult me? twenty three mult off of the misprint. oh, you love to see it! honestly, you're gone. you're here. retrigger held in hand abilities. useless for us.
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825.72
and in knowing that, i think that's probably gonna be most or all of the aliens killed on this mission. and this has proved to be a very easy one so far. i mean, obviously, you gotta do what you gotta do, right? like, you're not just gonna expect this scientist to blow up eight thin men on his way out, but still, it kinda feels like a waste of xcom resources considering i just took down a fuckin' alien base on earth. twenty five aliens. only lost two of my own crew members. thought that was pretty darn good. we might actually be able to dash
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1209.00
i expect we might be getting some zombies on this turn. i think with your pistol you take a shot. why not? you know? twenty seven percent chance, but it doesn't lose any ammo or anything like that. you're in full cover, so you probably don't need to hunker. might as well try what i consider to be a basically free shot. i think you, um... you're unlikely to hit, but i'll tell you what, i'll put you in overwatch anyway. oh, it does two damage! that gives us a promotion. okay, i can understand the value of this acid grenade. so i worry about our grenadier that's at the back.
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3446.80
and you're like, wow bro that looks really hard. you should put two of those balls away and just juggle three instead. yeah but then nobody's gonna put a twenty dollar bill in my hat when i come around at the end of the busking. he's almost, every, everybody's almost full health. why would we recall? plus yeah it loses you tempo. they don't know, they don't know what they're talking about! hello. hi. oh hey there. this is how it's never gonna play dokken dokken.
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251.96
should be enough gold. are you kidding me? twenty one thousand two hundred? are you have you lost your mind? you're the one who's out gobby out of his mind. i mean we really shouldn't do this cuz like bob there's no guarantee we're gonna get more bombs, but still like you know there's some things in life money can't buy for everything else there's there's mastercard jetpack insNLy important here. oh
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4097.66
incredible. the sequel to question one. i can't i can't. this doesn't make sense. good. my classic only two slices round. you know what? i'm going all five on the same piece, right? they have four on piece. you're gonna hit it and get twenty k instantly. that'd be so funny. and it's a solo.
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633.900
the nameless king, you know how long the final boss fight took me? once i got it down, one minute and forty two seconds. alright? you know how long the nameless king fight is? twenty hours. and don't even try to dispute that with your backs, okay? it's ten hours and then another ten hours. exactly. the first guy is ten hours, and the other guy, if you're lucky, is another ten hours after that.
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