Quotes about “You’re cool now”
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i have like five games installed on this thing. one of them is blood bowl 2, because mathis wouldn't get off my ass about advancing the league. so hey, i know you're having catastrophic problems making it impossible for you to literally work right now, but would it be cool if you advance the league so i could level up my player? and he'll just lose all the footage anyway, right? yeah, exactly. why bother? you're just gonna delete the footage. i'm not even part of this problem, but i still can't let it go. i'll take any opportunity to put that fuckboy on blast.
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nick, prepare yourself. does that even work? it looks like, you know in like anime when a dude sees a lady's like upskirt or something and his nose starts to bleed like this? oh yeah. that is exactly what i have going on right now. i'm shooting four beams of blood out of my nostrils. cool. this is fantastic. how is the upskirt though? yeah well maybe one day i'll, when you're older i'll tell ya. also, this uh, the dunce cap effect in my experience never goes away.
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so i've got two robo babies right now, and if i arrange them just right you can do it sort of like you're you're going on an x and a y so it makes them like match up in the center no, i think that's kind of cool dude this this button room that is just three buttons in tiny corridors with three blue
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choco came through he said in my chat before if i said i would eat the booty like groceries you would donate a hundred and eleven dollars and so i said it now. i donated eighty four eighty six and says no you totes deserve this. thank you so much you're very welcome. it's pretty baller. i sold out a little bit, but thank you basically like a twitch prostitute yeah, all right nice thing to say if you're cool with it. that's all right. don't throw you off the level for saying that wow
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you can't? you can. there's an end. oh, well that's not how do i know i'm the best then if everybody else beats it? you're gonna have to take that up with dabioware. dabi? like the elf servant thingy? the game developer. how you stay so cool, man. i'm not cool. i'm quite warm right now. oh, i like this floor. just climb to the fucking top in one fell swoop. oh, my nose itch is though. the nose itch is real.
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now i've also lost three lives. no reason to panic yet? yeah, because you have nine lives. well you had nine lives because you're a cat. did you get the uh, did you get the fruitcake? no, i haven't run into that yet. i'd like to. i know what it does and it's pretty cool. yeah, it's it's weird. that's for sure. what's it do? usually like a random tear effect. random tear effects on every shot i think? every shot you do. that's pretty neat. not every really. there's some soy milk into that. every shot.
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it's just like fallout 3 and that's exactly what i wanted. yeah, i'm glad. people are like, oh they're just reskinning the same lockpick mechanics. i'm like, i'm glad that it changed. i like that lockpick mechanic. you know, and i really like how the vats now, like the things move in slow motion. like as you're doing that, that's really cool. and i honestly, i like the crafting system, the whole idea of building a base because then it gives you
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missile? no, missile path backwards. i don't think missile's a palindrome, bear. i i sam. where's the l? do you though? oh wait no, uh it's l wait what the fuck is it? l is zeus of sushiville. yeah that's it. i don't like the path as much for this now. yeah i hate it. you used to be able to go over the top, now you're kinda stuck. oh my god. oh no! that looked so cool for a second.
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who am i? umm... blue suit man, okay. alright. there's a lot of... not in here. what'd you guys do? you see that cool move i have now? look at that! make a bunch of swords in the ground. rob, don't say i when you're referring to sir wullin. that's my character. i'm sorry. did you just hear that horse? yeah, i love hearing horses. horses make the weirdest sounds.
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and thank you random speech for the 669. you and the scumbler have been there for me when i was not in a good spot and i finally get a chance to work and thank you for that. you have made a difference, thank you. well, thank you as well. done. isaac's done. donations shouted out. everything's cool. nick, the beer is too far away so i'm just gonna take a drink of this johnny walker. oh. you guys are having, you're having a beer? yeah, i'm gonna go get my beer now while i run my ads. you know what? i'll wait for you.
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oh shit, this is a wild and crazy world we're living in. nope. so you're cool with this level now? it's alright. alright. i'm josh though. not josh. this level's got some explaining to do though. i'm sure all that gasoline doesn't light on fire anytime soon. i'm sure all that gasoline doesn't start a huge fire where i'm standing anytime soon.
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that would call it anyways and now are you okay? it's been 10 minutes. you haven't done your michael caine impression yet you know what this is michael caine impression stop being cool as i'm yeah exactly as soon as mike i ain't did an impression of himself you're like well. yeah, i can't really jump the shark much harder than that yeah, oh
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age 500 because you know when you look back and you're like right now. you're like man the decisions i made five years ago. i was pretty dumb yeah, how shitty would it be if you're like like 400 years later? you're like man really glad i didn't make the decision to die forever because right you know whoa i was thinking that maybe i don't want to live forever it turns out like the world is awesome now. i would have missed out on all this cool shit. i
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take cover! these freaking walls just are annoying now. man you really are like a lot faster with a dive. yeah you just gotta dive, just dive through the swamp. there's a dude on the subreddit who's like you're not any faster when you dive. yo we just split tested that. yeah we really did. rob roasted me. all right yeah we got tons of lurkers. is that the shuttle? yeah. okay cool. if everybody was talking the channel would be crazy.
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