Quotes about “You show me the ill show you”
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like, america's funniest home videos is like, here's a dad getting hit in the balls with a whiffle bat. and jackass is like, i'm gonna drink gasoline. and then, fail compilations are like, here's a dad getting smashed in the face by a brick somehow. you know, it's like, i don't wish the dad ill will, but i do want to see the after effects, i suppose. it's a call of the void, dude. how? can you show me how i was hit there? there's nothing i could have done, dude.
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well let me show you that your confidence was ill founded. what you should be saying is, have you ever had a dream that you wanted it to dream you so badly you could dream anything? magic fingers is kind of interesting i'm not gonna lie. yeah my shot height feels weird. something's not right there. thank you for the tears upgrade. take me back into the secret room. a pill or a card please? the heck was that? oh pretty fly i guess. you think that's air you're breathing?
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brockville's got a petro canada and a car wash. yooooo! movin' up in the world! every town you mentioned is just a highways exit on the way from toronto to ottawa. excuse me, bands that are a little popular but not that popular sometimes play an ill advised show in kingston to break up their road trip, okay? on the way from toronto to ottawa or montreal or vice versa.
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i like how you can see nick's slow descent into madness over the course of the increasingly hot show. what are you talking about? i'm fine. probably prozac's best album. i have that on cd. me too, man! the ill sexual frustration. the rest's name was big show, not hot show. oh, this one's easy. just pop it right in. you don't know about my irregular windows. you don't know about me. you know what? oh, that was actually horrible.
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probably if i had to guess. you know, one of the happiest youtubers. let's start with that. you know, happiest man. there's a lot of happy people out there. some guy just found out that like his daughter is no longer terminally ill or something like that. i don't want to put myself in that same class. obviously that's, you know, making a mockery of it to a certain extent, which i am not intending to do. we got the laser. i'm going to pick up the laser so it doesn't show up again. i would say i'm above average pleased for me on a personal level. chocolate milk. i think biznap described the item as eloquently as possible when he said,
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i'm never gonna say no to phd. phd? yes please. just give it, just give it here. shot speed up, fantastic item as we all know. why is he paris hilton now? even if the gods are crazy, even if the stars are blind, if you show me real love baby, i'll show you mine. i don't remember all the lyrics to paris hilton's ill advised um foray into pop music but i do remember some of them. gulp. he
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nameless faceless video game characters. i'm not even talking about cloud strife i'm talking about guy number six outside of 7th heaven bar in the slums of midgar when i treat him with derision people are like you're a psychopath okay, show me texts with your best friend. show me your group chat. let's see who's mentally ill here you know my group chats look like hey, how you guys doing today saw something that reminded me of you here's a tick tock. let me guess yours doesn't look like that. it probably looks a little bit different. i
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i... the show like and the youtube channel they don't really bother me but they don't give me the same sense of like you know, frizzin' that i think they give a lot of people. but i'll tell you when i used to run, excuse me, i don't know why i thought there was a tinted rock here. when i used to run and i for the first little bit of it i had ill fitting shoes i would always get like a blister right on my achilles tendon and like
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that's interesting. yeah. did you probe for more information there? no, it's the same dirtbag who thinks that randy savage says we got three minutes of me time in spider man and so three minutes of playtime. which is just horse fucking malarkey. three minutes of me time, so he's gonna beat it. that's what i thought it was, yeah. hey freak show! i got you for three minutes of me time. get over here sweetheart. oh maybe he's gonna beat you like he beats his meat. please don't speak ill of the dead meat. okay.
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huh, there's nothing wrong with it. i don't think i've hardly ever done that unless i was violently ill. it's not that bad man. yeah. no i'm not saying it like it's bad and just it's surprising to me because i've never really discussed you know bowel movement habits before. you know what? this is the we're breaking down barriers on this show people were like oh i tuned into the nlss this is what we're talking about but if we were like hey you know way imagine like cum in someone's vagina people be like yeah
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