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got vanka nights. i know they're called. yes, we're called. we're vancouver. it's not vanka night what the heck is that your vanka night? that's like a that's like a saturday morning cartoon show from the early 90s well, thank you guys are coming that's a that's sick. do you have any idea what you're doing me? you probably explain the game ah? yeah, when we're ready. i'm not trying to rush you know that you try to knock people down oh
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i don't think the tower comes back. no, that doesn't come back. wait, nick, you never gave me your finishing move. what would it be? the rock bottom. wait, that's somebody else's. yeah, that's pretty good enough. that's good! that's a good one. do you heroin on stage or something? no, i'll show him... i'll show the other guy my bottom. it's when you take 20 bucks out of your mom's purse. you just have to buy like a single morphine pill. wait, morphine's not in pill form.
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oh, you just started that come on the show and just insult me and that's gonna be a thing now your bombs. don't behave the way they're supposed to behave. oh, no oh it was a question it wasn't an insult nobody's called me eggnog dan there oh there is he's doing better than dan no surprise there oh
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alright, so what do you want me to say you can find what you are and why you're even on the show what's up, dan i see what night 7 p.m. on twitch.tv slash j and g sling
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still to this day the wednesday october 7 2015 northernlion lives over show as always i'm your host northernlion here with my esteemed co host rock lee smile mr. green man bring me a meme hi hopefully not today though and then also cobalt streak hello hello you are cobalt let's give us a seed so we can grill cobalt on his experience playing star wars battlefront mm hmm me yes yes please
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you know when i it's a complicated question i don't know if i've ever talked about it on the show, but you know when you have to choose a breakfast meat it's it's a tricky question for me because i like walking bacon's delicious usually you get like the least of all the choices when you take bacon. oh
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hmm, let's try it. we'll see. do you have any aspirations to share the mic with me tomorrow? would you like to solo stream tomorrow? oh, yeah, we can do a co op stream. not co op, but you know. a few hours or an hour or whatever. yeah, that seems perfectly palatable to me. sounds good. some little casual rebirth streaming. i'm sure mathis will show up too. also true, yeah. maybe cobalt. we'll get the whole crew. bear.
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don't ask me about tests if you're old enough to have a test you're old enough to study. that's the ultimate dad advice if you're old enough to have a paternity test you're old enough to deal with the consequences are you kidding me? i can't believe you didn't kill nick with the speed of my corpse my favorite backstreet boys song off of their 2000 album molecular. speed of my corpse show you the speed of my corpse why josh is the freaking
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cuz i don't i want to go to the business, but i don't want to actually support them. you know like i want to see the eye fox always orders the thing that's the most calories per dollar i always order the thing that's the most the the most penalizing for the business that'll show them. let me get can i just get an ice cream cone? and then can you fill that with ground beef please and i'll take about a hundred napkins and yeah
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that's from the television show south park. i've been catching up on that. it was a pretty good season actually. you guys were right. i'm not watching it, i don't know. no, you guys like chat. they told me to watch it. chat is used guys. they have pc principal now. he's really big in the whole pc thing. not personal computer either. it's pretty funny. check him out.
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well, finally someone's advertising for south park. maybe the show can finally get off the ground. which one's the deps? do i still have it? like, i'm on deps 2? yeah, you're gonna find mom. is that momland? it's momland. alright. so should i just donate, like, all my money? i mean, that's up to you. is that a normal thing? is that what people do? in this economy? i'm gonna do it. you can't stop me. piece of shit. thank you macros86 for the 27 months in a row!
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did you not see like the big show opening up that casey got from activision? man, i gotta be a pro wrestler. he wrestled a ps4 in black ops 3. just for being a celebrity. three red bulls is probably like his breakfast and then like eight bowls of oatmeal. i think he probably had this mandate of exercise. he probably had three red bulls in the time it took me to finish this sentence.
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are you done, cobo? i'm gonna forget me now and then kill the boss one more time and then... yeah, that's what i'm on to. you guys do that and i will hang out. have a nice little jer rune for it. it's just proof that the d100 is the best, man. depends how long you have. sometimes you get it at the last minute and not so good then. chat, you don't want me to do the speed challenge? because if i show you my challenges, tab, you're gonna be mad.
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hi, i'm cobalt shriek. i have a twitter and youtube that have the exact same name, go figure. and we've been working on some fallout 4, just like everybody else. and tons of afterbirth and isaac. we're doing eden streets, waiting for the hidden secret that we'll never probably ever figure out. and yeah, i stream from 5 to 11 p.m. central every single day of the week. sometimes longer. you can find me here wednesdays, an hour early at 4 p.m. for the northernlions super show. thanks for having me. all right. rob.
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to add more items to krampus's pool or make krampus show up less often and he just skyped me and was like, hey can we talk about this over video chat? i was like yeah, this is a serious discussion so let's do it. and then he just put his balls up to the webcam and farted. again? i know. and i was like he does it like every time! i was like, you know, fool me once, you know. won't get fooled again. serious discussion. i actually did tell tyrone that it would probably be advantageous to
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how's that? does 3ds, like, what? 3ds apparently does not have the technology to make ice climbers work. what technical limitation do the ice climbers have on top of the... i have no idea, but that's what sakurai said. ice climbers suck anyway. okay man, listen, ice climbers has made consistent competitive placements. yeah, whatever. you gotta show respect to the tandem. make me. place top eight, man.
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oh, early death again. don't throw your gun at me. i wanna beat that dad. yeah, i understand why. oh god, oh god. double kill! no! ah, suck. did you just say suck? ah, suck. you ever heard that before? don't tell me this is the first time all three of you have ever heard that expression. i know. people get yelled at for stupid shit on this show. i was i said wolf before, nobody believed me. yeah, you were like, you know, i was like calling a man a wolf. i've never heard this one. like like geralt?
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that's the show today. i unlocked brown for getting a level 2. egg dad wins. tell me when you unlock green. why don't we keep our channels? we'll start with a bear taffy. hi, i'm bear taffy. i'm selling his shirt. it's at teespring.com slash bear3. we just did our goal. hooray! so five days left. i'll put the link in chat. that's it.
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unless these jokers can convince me to play rocket league, but we'll see. just for the last three hours. i want the last three hours of the show to be rocket league. i want the last three hours of your life to be rocket league. i'd be fine with that. that's a great request, honestly. as soon as you lose the game, you get a lethal injection. that seems really dark, man. when i'm 70, i want to be playing in a professional irl rocket league tournament.
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well, that's what i thought you were trying to do. yeah. you've been doing this show for a long time. there's only a small pool of jokes we select from. it's gonna take me a couple of warm up jokes, i think, to get back into the rhythm. it's fine. it's the first show we've done today. that's very true. although i did start out today, started out today nicely with that daily challenge, right, chad? this is a fun daily challenge today. you have a fun daily challenge. you know who didn't have a fun daily challenge? eluc.
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no, it's been out for literally a week, you know? come on now. just give me some time here. no, i think, uh, i think it needs to... you know, the government gives you like eight months to pay your taxes. this television show just came out and you're like, hey now, did you see it yet? come on, you know? see, i felt it was a fair assumption given our history in sharing clips of that show, you know? i don't know if it's on canadian netflix actually. oh, okay. but i will, i can check. it's not bad. it's not bad.
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we're gonna get tweeted by her man, she tweets everybody. does she? you only have to be like semi twitter famous to get subtweeted by melissa joan hart. that's perfect! she coming on the show? i bet she'll do it man, she's probably not doing much else these days. wow! see now i'm trying to get shot and fired by melissa joan hart at me, i just want more twitter followers. more like sabrina the middle aged bitch. whoa!
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it's a gig and a half. okay. enjoy gary busey cave chat. oh, it's pretty good you guys are gonna love it. the buse is loose! people in my chat by the way apologize if you're totally confused right now. this is the northernlion life super show it's every monday wednesday and thursday, and i am a guest on it right now, and we're taking a break which happens every hour or so and everyone on their channels can hear me too, and they probably don't like that i'm
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that sounds like some apocalyptic event in pagan religion. yeah, i could go with that. thank you, raiders. hi, i'm bear. we're doing the northernlion life super show. i'm normally not a part of it, so this is just a false pretense for every future interaction you have with me on twitch. okay, put the fucking walking dead cards in there. yeah, man. yeah.
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i sleeped the... ooh, wow, bro, that's a really nice part. here, kait, you look these things up, okay? i'm doing a show. people get mad at me about talking about magic the gathering, even though it's the way i'm gonna live my life from now on. nick is giving me the silent treatment. and we got a show to do. hey, there's your classic bear right there, kait. hey, get bear on here. i like that guy. he could talk about magic. that's definitely not true. that is also true.
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how do you become a fuckboy? is it bad grammar? am i confused? i think bad grammar certainly helps, yeah. bad grammar also helps. becoming a fuckboy. someone was asking like the best steps to do it. hey, how's it going? hi. bad grandma. remember when trains were still a neutral topic? those were the days. they still can be, honestly. it's okay. we can all be cool. you and me and the train. it's also my new radio show. you and me and the train.
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