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i'm ready. it was almost just a natural extension of the idea really and absolutely able i am one while i don't have able yet, but i'm a hundred percent willing to do this okay have you october oh lord october happened october is snuck up on me man yeah, i was writing down the date yesterday, and i was like was like september 22nd. nope it was the 30th, and then you know the age old rhyme 30 days has september april. well. yeah stop right there you already know it's it's the number one song
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unfortunately, so that's why the those few times you're like oh is austin online and then he isn't or he's well, doda yeah, exactly like on thursdays. it's like it was not cobalt or one of you it wouldn't be in but i'm already online. well, you're already on i'm always here it's not austin or like robbed and that's that's it man. that's who i got. do you even have josh or fox? i don't know if i actually follow them bruno boulox 88. thank you very much for the subscription. oh
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just, they're watching the sports game and then like they score and they throw the bag of chips up into the air and there's a bowl of chips and they all spill everywhere and they go, ruffles! you know, hang out with your friends. but then like a dessert ad is always like, can't make your girlfriend cum? our ice cream will. and it's like, what is how did this become the norm for this? i don't understand. yeah, there is some gender stuff going on about ads and chocolate. it's weird. it is weird! it's freaking chocolate, man.
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really you really don't know the dragon had a name like that a full name we could be pretty pretty pretty wait you're doing metroid impressions now. that's not metroid. that was as the x files metroid music is like that. no better. no no no oh god, but i don't know man doing the thing where when you confuse star trek and star wars to it to piss off all the nerds i
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you should give it a listen man. why? i'm really interested to see how it hits you like four years after its original release. i'm 30 do i need to listen to that really? i don't know. my parents talk about friday sometimes they're like 50. well tomorrow's gonna be friday so i'll talk about that. that's definitely true. tomorrow's also the release of battle for zendikar, nick.
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not that the transformers is some kind of like paragon of, you know, virtue or something like that. i'm just saying. it's all over. you're like six, man! just watch the cartoon!
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oh my god, i'm the greatest player of video games. oh, you started already. yeah, no problem nick, i cleared out the whole room. stomped on this dude, turned his bones into bullshit. usually you grind their bones to make your bread, but you just turn it straight up into bullshit. yeah, i skipped the middleman. why milk the cow when you can milk the bull for free? yep, the bull appreciates it, like papa john. hey, hey, oh that's you. i don't know why you make your man green. green is the, like, you bit with his color. look at my ears!
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nooo, it's okay. okay, run. no, it's okay. wasn't our best, wasn't our worst. no, it was okay. i'm going right in. it's like you can't jump through the wall like mega man. it has a 20xx thing exclusively. yeah. alright. that would be hilarious if capcom patented the concept of strolling the character right. you know, like namco has the... had the patent on like loading screens with a mini game in them so that you could...
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what is this mushroom man? i don't think we've seen this guy. he's dusting me! yeah, i got dusted. i got an achievement called get trippy and also forest shepherd. hmm, what's up with that? i don't know, it doesn't tell you what they do, it just says i got them. oh, my controls are fucking weird because of the trippiness. crab people? crab people. i don't think this guy dies. yeah, i got like crab people with me?
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maybe go back a room? i think it's just because we're tripping out, man. i think you might be right. yeah, he's holding like a crabbud. in the top right corner, do you have a mushroom 1? no. oh yeah, mine just went away actually. it makes you a crab so you can only move horizontally. that actually seems kind of sensible. oh. seems logical. i don't know if it seems sensible.
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yeah, nick's always like, play terraria. i was like, i don't re i already did. it's not the same, it changes. you know, a leopard can change his stripes, but that doesn't make him not a zebra. how would a leopard be a zebra? exactly, man. alright, so you should play terraria, because that argument made no sense. nah, i'm not thinking that. it's okay.
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i'll let you get the magic mirror first if that would make you play. i don't know what that means, i don't really care. your incentives hold no power over me. you know what that means. you played enough. teleports you home. it's been too long. you can break this thing though. this is perfect for me. yeah, maybe like just let me get behind you here. really didn't do that much actually. it's really good man. yeah, i'm just not great at positioning it i guess. just sustain it, you'll be good. nice.
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and he went on the home or the hln, which is like the holiday hallmark life network or something, i don't even know. but, um, to talk about edward snowden joining twitter, and then he just slowly spun it out to be about edward scissorhands. what? he's like, yeah man, you know, just cause he has scissors for hands, i don't think he should be ostracized from society. the host, like, was not having any of it. she did not she had a didn't realize she's such a pro that she didn't even, uh,
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they just don't listen to their interviewees at all? well, once he's like, you know, he has scissors for hands, he thought she would have clued in, but i guess she just, it just hit her as a metaphor or something like that. or it's just like, i can't go off the rails because we have so little time to even banter anyway, so even if i knew what to say to you, it would waste time. yeah, i don't know man. it was pretty sweet. feels like a good, uh, what is it, uh, that uh, place that does the articles that i keep linking? verge.
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the verge. yeah, i'm really proud of that sentence that i just came up with just then. danny trejo's giving me a thumbs up. yeah, oh there's his hand. it's a fist though. i know now why you cry, señorita. because you're lowered into lava, that's why people usually cry. oh, it's the butcher. will we meet the baker and the candlestick maker? what's up, red man? you like that i'm getting hit by all your shit? it's raw, you donkey.
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shrek's back, baby. i wouldn't mind another shrek movie. it was that horn you think. warhorn, faster and stronger for 10 seconds. you know that. alright maybe i will. i'll eat your cherries. that's alright. you were moving pretty fast. i'm a cherry man. oh i barely made it. challenge complete. watch out their heads burrow into the ground. oh no i walked on the spikes. it's just like uh, it's just like isaac.
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i mean this is a decent room though for me to maybe get you back on. yeah? oh, heads burrowin' to the ground. heads? yes. you know that song, nick? no? it's headphones on, it was from rock band. by miranda cosgrove. she's like the man selena gomez. i would have known that though. really, i was in rock band? it was like free dlc.
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and it's not gonna have online at launch either, which is weird. how's it going over on the other side there? not so good? it's alright. no problem. just like royal rumbling these guys into the pit. they don't even know i'm here for the most part. that could've been a nightmare if i walked right into a bunch of them. did you see that guy? is this one of our better runs? i don't know if we've gotten this far. i think it is, man. oh, it's overthrown. we should be up to a boss fairly soon. these are new guys. fishman.
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oh, a snake! i don't know what this does. i got some good stuff though. you got a little floaty thing. can you float in the water? oh, is that the duck? that's the duck. you can fall in the water once with that. what do you have? a spikey spike? what's that about? i don't know. i'll probably pick up like this too. i don't even know what i have. i've got a mega man helmet now or something. oh, nice. i'm from mischief makers.
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don't even, you know the pokey. dan, you are in another world right now. you fell into the abyss. yeah, i saw that. i can't do multiple jumps like you guys. i don't know, you got all sorts of problems, man. i'm serious, how do you get high? you gotta i'm serious, i can't multiple jump. you have to bomb jump. yo, rob. how do you get high? you guys are jerks.
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wait, what? oh, okay. i really thought you said, can't stop linking my logs. i thought you said, can't stop linking my logs. i can't stop linking my logs. yeah, sometimes you gotta link and log, you know? just uh, that's what christmas is to me, link and log and some hood milk. oh man, oh don't, don't bite me!
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it's like, you know, it's no big deal. oh, oh god damn it. yeah, you know what they say, like, if you don't have a fever there's nothing wrong with you. dan, where are you going, man? alright, i have big arms as a ghost and it makes me throw bombs really far. wow. you batted me to death. what is it this time, dan? i'm just saying diglett jokes in my head, but out of respect for nick i'm not gonna say it.
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it's pretty good. i mean, you know, i don't think you need to go out and see it tomorrow, but it's pretty good. you'll have a good time. just be aware, it's like three and a half hours long. nick, you got a problem, man. really, really long. do i? what is my problem? you got the dad attention span for movies now.
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so he is the same person then. these are not spoilers, you don't have to yeah, exactly. nick, just go take a philosophy class is what sweety weber mcyegor jensen says. i have. you'd you'd but i didn't like settle the matter in my one semester of philosophy. you didn't get your fill apparently, it's like, you know, if you go out to eat and you're still hungry, you get something else to eat, man.
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don't you guys want to learn? no. yeah? i mean, pretty actively. involve as people. i mean, you like, you learn capitals and stuff, like, voraciously. like, you know. i know, like, the capital letters of the alphabet. yeah, same. that's about where i go with capitals. yo, i'm just saying, you know, you gotta, you gotta know your audience, man. if you came to this show to learn something, you gotta, you got a problem. no, there's learning that happens here. we do family feud. there's no, there's social learning that happens. are you smarter than a fifth grader sometimes? i remember that, yeah.
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porridge eating habits. that's where is eating habits. you know a lot of porridge. yeah, really i've never really had porridge no, what a strange lie to make up josh said it. i went with it. no. i didn't say that. what's your go to breakfast? i want to know first. let's let's do a compare and contrast cuz we got josh here yeah, he's a working man. what do you do to fuel up in the morning? yeah, i don't i
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furmark was crashing for me until i rma'd my gpu. that's... that sounds very familiar. yeah, i've heard that story recently. is that what you did? uh, yeah. furmark didn't crash for me though, it was only it was exclusively like opengl. but i'm not gonna get into that, because mostly i don't know what i'm talking about. by the way, big shout out to rumblemuffin for helping me diagnose it. thanks, rumblemuffin! as always, rumblemuffin comes through in the clutch, greatest man of all. yeah, he was basically like, hey, i'm a genius, why don't you run this? and then i ran it, and he was like, oh, there's your problem.
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try to put it out. that's the end of that. what i really felt bad about is the amount of people just calling him an absolute idiot and everything like, i understand he did some really stupid things. yes. but he was under some pressure and he panicked. this can happen to people. yeah, dudes panic. i would guess he probably knew better. just not in that moment. i don't know though, man. i do stupid things all the time. hey, womb chuck, up down all around. welcome to jsmithtown. thank you very much for that subscription. i'm sorry that my thing didn't go...
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yeah, they seem to value pyromania just a little bit in grade school. or they do the lighter thing where they like make it hot and then push it under your fingers? oh, that's the other one. what?! yeah, you do. okay, so if you hold your fingers over the fire but you keep them slightly separate instead of putting them together, the fire won't burn you. but if you put them together, it burns. so they would show off and be like, look, i'm toasting my fingers but it doesn't hurt because i'm a badass. and then you do it but you don't know the trick so you just burn yourself and you're like, man, that kid's a badass.
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oh, dank bomb, hook me up man! i went from blue baby to dark judas and i'm loving every moment of it because i have so strong, fast shots. chat? i don't even know what's going on in my own chat anymore. but i was mad, so i used suicide king even though i only had guppy's collar and totally came back. one of the chests that i got from suicide king gave me proptosis. so i'm gonna take that as a sign from the universe that i did the right thing there. you do the right thing if you just put your mind to it.
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these guys know what's up. you're not their first duel at the ok corral. that could have been like a game right there. i should have counted you in for the duel actually. sorry i didn't. cash rules everything around me. i got zero. ducks get the money. dollar dollar bills. did nick really get one? i did. i don't know what he just got. jesus man. come back here.
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it is. windows 8 never happened, so... ryan, why didn't you desk defend me? i don't know, the desk doesn't work, man. got him! we tried it, but the desk doesn't work anymore. but your copy of windows 10 is waiting. yeah, you're right. god dammit. i did that for all of us so we could use the space better. he almost rocked ya. i know he almost rocked my ass. oh, what?
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is it? whoa! which were the plays? i wanna know. the throwing the uh, throwing the, the whatchamacallit before throwing the sword before people can get armor? that's next level man. i was trying to see if that would do anything. that's a good idea. i thought maybe you were talking about the gun. no, no. actually there's a sword stuck in the air for me. do you guys see that? yeah, yeah, that happens. you think my armor can survive this? hey guys, you wanna make a destiny fire team together?
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oh, okay. damn it. i don't want to give backseat to the fuse man, but we gotta go faster a little here. once we've seen these several times, we'll be able to get faster. we don't know what they look like or how to solve them. the red button says hold. press it once and release it. okay, now we got two of these wires. or not wires, those monitor pNLs you guys were on the subject of at the end. okay. and they both have a 4. 4, and then under it, 4132.
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i also have not been following the saga of its, you know, development and other various controversies, so i have no real bias against it, i guess. i should know my audience better before i make jokes like that. fair enough. speaking of platformers though, the mega man collection on steam, i picked that up, and it's amazing to me how poorly a game can run. oh no.
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probably you i also don't really put much value in having like the definitive version like for me. i'm like pc versions good enough mm hmm if it crashes. i'll just play something else so if you guys hear the new the new skinny on the donation machines yeah, i saw a little of it, but i don't know the the specifics of it, but why don't you illuminate us mister? you know in here oh? man
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yeah, i was in a weird place. i don't know if you guys are gonna get it. in a weird place? did you go like between the walls somehow? that feels like a thing you would do. very deep. like a crawlspace? no. like out of bounds maybe? i don't know. i was actually trying to give you clues like scooby doo or anything. it's really deep. it's deep and dark and you can hear yourself echo. like... in the caves! actually, no it wasn't. what the hell man?
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it's like a never ending nightmare. yeah. sounds like pain. try and get away, it just keeps getting worse. huge fan of computers right now. this is what, you know, in a way i almost want to be like, this is what you get. you were mad that, you know, it caused a little bit of slowdown when i got a skype message, how do you like this shit? mr. green man shows up now. well, you're gonna get a new computer either way.
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it's a little ridiculous, but... well we're not gonna like stop watching your channel if you skip a day though. i feel like you're beating yourself up so hard over it. it's not... you can't help it. hey hey hey hey, sometimes... it's my job! i know. yeah, i feel for you. i hate missing any days off work. yeah man, like i... i keep days off for when i'm actually like ill or away, you know? i don't wanna...
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if there was like a rapper superhero squad, that'd be his superpower. man, i wonder how close we came to that idea actually taking place. immune to fall damage. you gotta think that like, you know, it's 1994, like run gmc gets pitched on having a cartoon with their whole squad. and they were like, i don't know, is this goofy? is this gonna cut into our, you know, credibility? we heard our image, you know.
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yeah man, but if i wanted to learn how to play the real guitar, i would go take guitar lessons, del boy. yeah, i know! i just want to play along with the music for fun. like i go to guitar. if you're gonna play the card, like why don't you just learn how to play the real guitar? you open yourself up to the bullshit argument of like, why would you play madden? just like learn how to throw a real football. well he's saying to play rocksmith. oh! that like teaches you how to play or whatever. i died.
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it's a san francisco crepe cafe. it's a creperie. i don't even know if that was the word. that's the real name. oh yeah, it's a creperie. you can gobble a lot over there. it's a real thing. squan and gobble cafe and creperie. what a fucking name. i got nothing against crepes man. i'm a crepe fan. that's just a really funny name.
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why is the game so framey? it's probably math is bitching about fucking blood bowl again. oh wait, so did green man fix the skype issue at all? i mean, that's like, you know, hey, well we shot you in the face, but at least you don't have cancer anymore. it's like yeah, they shot the cancer out. did that happen? basically, like, did it fix the skype issue? yeah, i believe so.
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inside my head. i'm like should i can i go with the neldrazi sky spawner or should i put a malachir familiar in my deck? you know like thank you guys for the resub. thank you kitty for the sub and 169 from hi the third planet thank you very much for the subscription man. you guys are hot today. it's all mine on the face it's a dead. it's a dead. it's a dead. it's a dead
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i would hand you, take that off your hands man, i'll go hit the atm up, you know, couple hundred bucks. and as soon as it's in my hands i'd be like, give me your money. you know? i would try and hand over the wallet there, right, they'd be like give me your money and i'd be like alright, i'm getting my money and i would like be scared so i'd probably like drop it or something and i'd go to like pick it up and the guy would stab me while i'm going to pick it up. and then i would just die in the street. that's probably how my life would end.
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i'm a huge fan, here's some money, that would be uncomfortable for me as well. save your money. i've had somebody do that to me before and i was like, no, look man, i don't want your cash. i have a donate button on my channel, you know, keep it. let me buy you lunch, you know? yeah, that is one of those interesting things. whoa.
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vicious yeah, man anyway. you know don't don't talk to strangers man ever or anyone don't talk to anyone even your even your best friends might be trying to scan yes that was beautiful thank you. that's what i was hoping would happen in my head, but i didn't imagine it could really happen most incredible worms action i've ever seen i mean, it's just too easy at this point. i
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pay dividends. yo, doc, you wanna go on an expedition? drown little freddy? wow, you got a worm over there hiding in the cave. oh yeah, i got worms all over the place that you wouldn't even know about. you wouldn't even know? i feel bad. it's alright, you know. worms is worms, man. worms come and worms go. that's how they roll. thank you beastman studios for the subscription!
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don't worry about the over sit back, the game's telling me to sit back, relax. what if i don't want to do that game? he's trying to control us. i know. why do you have such a problem with authority, rob? anybody who knows what they're doing, you're like, fuck you man, you think you know better than me? it's because i like getting stabbed. it's my attempt at a certain kind of person, you know? alright, you guys can join now. it is dbpr. all audience members are welcome. i should be in. it's like deer if you spelled it very poorly.
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yeah, the call hung up. i'm just gonna play meat boy for a while and if anyone shows up then that's cool. i don't know what the hell is wrong with the nls s these days. everything is falling to shit. this is what you get for building a new computer, ryab. you get mr. green man. also that totally didn't hit me. oh, a group call is coming in. am i a part of it? i don't feel like i'm a part of it. uhhhhh, end call.
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alright. dang. he robbed kobalt's... nick for now. alright. but then it's dumped here, so the first round is effectively meaningless. oh, ringmasterj5, 27 months in a row, thank you so much. jesus, that's a lot. i believe he also facilitated that pretend your zizi expansion for us, so we should be paying you, man. alright, it seems like dark wins, so i'm gonna go with dark on this one. okay. alright, whatever. you know what?
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the weirdest thing you can buy at the vatican gift shop, cherubs with spread ass cheeks or altar boys. both very unaltered. oh man. what the hell is a cherub is what i want to know. a little baby angel. oh okay. that makes more sense now.
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a creepy thing to find scribbled onto a dollar bill. yv or hi daddy. i don't know what the yv one is a reference to. i have no clue. if i had done this one i think i would have written down hey man can you help me i need some directions.
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well, i really don't want to be a bidiot, so... alright, we're trying bidiots here. yeah, let's do it. oh man, i hope that code didn't get in there. alright, try this one. i think on this one you at least get to draw, which i know for you guys is very important to distract your minds for a little while.
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here we go. do you guys i don't know if you have to watch my stream. oh, you can skip this now using the button on your device. i can see that, yeah. what am i skipping? i don't know. probably this thing we're going through right now. i skipped it. okay. everybody's skipping. check your devices. i want to buy so much art, including the three above, i sent what i'm willing to pay. don't they need to establish why we want to buy art? nick, it's not a stanley parable, man.
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rob, this must be worth it for you, man. i don't even have the option to bid anymore. it's not letting me. because you're the winning bid! oh, okay. oh, do we have something we were specifically trying to draw? yeah, yeah, one of the three, yeah. you have to decipher what that thing is and whether you want to buy it. based on the things that you have. good job, dog. you lost $200 on your purchase. oh, i just drew random shit. i did technically lose $200, yes. oh, you know what? i'm going high on this one.
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you're just losing money man! well i was trying to play strategically and make you lose money. great strategy dog, you strategically broke! trying to run him up bro? you trying to run him up? i didn't know that he didn't have any money left. that's kind of stupid that i don't get to see that. well in storage wars you don't get to see how much money is in your friends pocket either. i guess so.
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super like when you're pagan or something and you want to talk about it i guess some kind of something to do with the moon usually everyone thought so as well but all hallows eve does not take place on october 30th takes place on october 31st. is this correct? i don't know man. all right. she's gone too far we're gonna be playing some rebirth don't get confused. this is rebirth not halloween and then in our middle section we're gonna be playing uh huh
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whenever bob ross makes like a splotch and everyone goes like oh you blew it i don't even know if it's ironic or if it's legit. i have to believe at least percentages of it are real i think there's mostly irony. i hope it's mostly irony at least oh my god, look at this like bob ross kappas in chat man just to shout out in case you don't know what i'm talking about like
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that is just a man's face who looks extremely happy. you can probably see it in chat right now if you look by the guests we already had craig as i might mean another one. well ming lee is like it's i don't know how to explain it it's like the dude is actually coming in his pants. mainly is just like a dude who's very he's having a good time but he's not it's a non sexual ming lee. there's chum lee and there's rock lee all right. yeah, all the bruce lee originally
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yeah, i guess i could see why. wait, can i? i don't know. maybe. i don't think so. it's possible, i guess. oh good, a card against humanity. oh, well you finally banished green man, so that was some of the work involved. yeah, no that was definitely some of the work, putting this video card in here and now it records opengl stuff which is pretty fucking sweet because that's like my life. right. and that's why we're playing this right now. that is correct, that's why we're playing rebirth right now. mr. green man has not shown up, which is really cool.
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you know, i love that guy but i hate him too. how can you love mr. green man? he's the worst. well no, he brought a little bit of like spice to the mix for a few days, but i didn't want him to stick around because i know he's just giving you a freaking heart attack. he has been a nightmare. he's been a nightmare, ideal. i'm glad he's gone for you. i hope things get back to normal now. is it another amd card? oh, you think you're so funny.
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he's absolutely not scottish in that one. but does he play like a side character who's maybe scottish? not sure, i haven't seen it. i think that's probably the right course of action. and thank you to tones for the two months in a row. tones 22, an awesome rash as well, 21 months in a row! thanks guys. you are welcome. i don't know if i'm gonna be able to do a boss rush here. i'm a scotsman, we've discussed it and we've adopted mike myers. i don't think you have a choice, man.
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some fantastic work done. you want me to use the rules card? there you go, chub dislikes smoke. we've solved it. that might need a patch as well. that'll chub dislikes things. you keep talking about this patch, i don't know what you're talking about. i just have a feeling somewhere deep in my bone that there's gonna be more rebirth eventually. i don't know, man. i think they're done with it. yeah? it's all super meat boy forever from this point on. well, that would be weird. it's like mostly not even the same people. mmm, it's exactly the same people.
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at least we got one transformation here. it's not the right one, but... you got lord of the flies? i got lord of the flies, man. oh! i got big fan and revenge fly, and i don't even know what the other one was. you know, i still don't know exactly what lord of the flies does. i don't understand it yet either. you fly, and if an enemy creates flies, they become your flies.
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it's possible. we'll all get through this and tomorrow this will not be a problem anymore. yeah, absolutely true. tomorrow it will be after birth assuming it works. which, you know, if you want to know whether or not it works you're gonna have to talk to a luke about that. i wonder if every time i say that he gets like a hundred whispers. well only one way to find out right? exactly! i'm gonna put him through the punishment man. there's only one more day left to do it. this is the tax that you pay. we all know it's true.
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i think it's probably gonna be a win if i'm being honest. i really hope it is yeah, like guppy hive mind lord of the flies. it's pretty it's up there. my run sitting a little bit teetery right now it's a little 50 50 as to where this goes. where are you at on your run? i'm on necropolis one. oh, wow. okay. i've got a lot of health but it's like it's kind of going and coming pretty quick. yeah, you know, i've been there man. yeah absolutely
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you are welcome. did you see the rocket league stuff? yeah, man. i'm actually very excited for that. so they keep making... oh, geez. that's a bad decision. they keep making what i would describe as very good decisions. yes. hockey rocket league sounds like fun. i don't know the specifics if it's just gonna be like a puck instead of a ball or if there's gonna be less traction on the ice, but i'm interested. i saw an image. the image looked like the entire field was coated in ice. that is cool.
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looked me in the mirror and she said crime pays. pardon me? i don't know, it's some quote from some song, i don't even know what. looked me in the mirror and she said crime pays. she looked me in the mirror. oh god, what have i done? sometimes shit just comes out of my mind. no, jeez, it's dark man. alright, it's a dingle fight. i've got number one you're still going? oh, i'm on this last run man. oh, okay.
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so i figured, you know, if we're gonna give it a send off, we should send it off properly with a lost run. you gotta win it though. yeah. we won't be stopping the stream until we win a lost run. okay, good. that's sarcasm. pretty psyched you got into downwell. yeah, i mean, as i was playing it, chat was also like, man, this seems like super up nick's alley. and i was like, i bet it is! i feel like it's one of those games that if i suggested it, you would have hated it. possible. no comment.
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i don't think there's been a new episode in like a couple of years now. i don't think that's true at all. i keep seeing people talk about it. i was up on top of like the newest one, i just haven't watched it in ages. so, i don't know. maybe a new season started like two months ago or something. oh shit. i think it's going on man. i think you've been missing out. i'm gonna get back into that. oh yeah, small rock. i got a small rock. never get tired of that item. yeah, it's pretty good.
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if we could just get small rock like we get krampus, the game would be way better. if krampus dropped more than two items, i'd be pretty stoked as well. yeah, that could happen. or showdown much less often. hey man, even if krampus dropped like one item that was super shitty, and you know, maybe as a passive, i would be in for it. just to add a little extra variety. what do you think, luke? would that be a good idea?
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that could be a number that makes sense, sure. man, if this is one of those things where like if you're in australia you get the game like 12 hours earlier than everybody else, i'm gonna be slightly displeased. not because i hate australians, but because i want to be there at, you know, the gate so many as well. zero hour. yeah, exactly. the ribbon cutting ceremony has... i don't want it to just be like whoever's, you know, astute enough to either live in australia or get a proxy. i could probably get a proxy if that's what it takes. you could too.
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maury povich is, you know, he's a talk show host. okay, i knew that one. and i think that's about where i end on my... his first name is maury. okay, well, if you're gonna go that route... his last name... is povich, and he's a man. yes, he is a human adult male. does he have a mustache? no, that's geraldo. okay, i'm thinking of geraldo. you're thinking of geraldo. first name geraldo, last name riviera. riviera.
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can you do a long flight as to sleep through it? yeah, you think that's reasonable until you realize all you have to sleep against is a freaking piece of hard plastic that's exactly vertical. and the dude next to you. yeah, and the dude next to you. i really didn't know how important those sleeping pillows were for international flights. yeah, man. never been in that position until the other day. unwrap that pillow, unwrap that blanket, get it right on, and then just diddle yourself. no, you do diddle yourself, that's for sure.
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well, how we missed you talking nut. they really need to add more talking nuts to dark souls games. i agree man. talking nuts are... the most polite interactions i've ever had online have been those fucking dark souls talking nuts. you know, i never even realized until pretty recently that the reason those exist is because in the dlc there's the giant that sits there and carves wood all day. those are his carvings. oh! yeah, right? okay. that's genius. i thought it was just some random shit. they're like, oh, let's have talking nuts in the game now.
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back in cheese, yes sir! oh man, curse of the labyrinth. this runs bullshit. i would love small rock here. nope, just a golden chest and a death card. even more odd is the fact that 2015 is going to be over fairly soon too. that's not that weird, you know. this year was really good though. i'm happy to hear that!
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the possibility that the chicago cubs could fulfill that back to the future prophecy. oh man, really? i didn't know. they were like, well, the cubs won the world series, who would have thought, right? i thought you were going to say the super bowl. oh yeah, i actually thought about it by accident. and then people were like, whoa, it could actually happen. and then they got swept on the exact day of the anniversary of back to the future 2.
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no, it's really not. it's just the way it is nl. i don't know, man. that's pretty much the answer i was looking for, to be honest with you. maybe it's like how we've got the representative bodies to vote for us? mmm. like the electoral college. yeah, like the electoral college. like however big the state is, they have to have a certain amount of baseball teams to represent it. i'm just surprised they're in different conferences. like, in the nhl!
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this is your big moment. it is! do not miss a chance to blow. you're gonna blow! well, hey, don't be too dangerous here. dangerous? dangerous? that girl... it's akon, if i remember. acorn. i have a sort of tense blue baby fight right now. okay. let's not throw this. yeah, i know the feeling, man.
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that sisyphus thing was him too, right? yeah, man this is sisyphus. rolling the ball up the hill. sisyphus. sisyphus. i don't know why i really like that. can we just agree that an omelet shoved between a waffle and a pancake is top tier? i don't want to consume this. i thought you were going to say between two butt cheeks. that's the zach galifianakis show, right? oh yeah, i guess.
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what happened to him is he still around yeah, i think it's still leaves still trucking along. you know good for him yeah, i agree. oh, i died. i was doing so well dang catacombs must be nice man must be nice. it's okay and his ghosts here everywhere. yeah, it's pretty like spooky yeah, how are you spooky my halloween plans are to play a lot of the mining of isaac? why is that? because i don't have anything better to do
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who does that now? i don't know man, i'd say people just tell me hey install. it would just be like a thing in twitch that they would do now you know, i like install nightbot install nightbot and then i installed nightbot. it hasn't fixed the problem i'll just shout them out. welcome back. kotter has resubscribed for the third month. i just decided that so welcome back your dreams will take you out or something. oh skinny mushroom sounds pretty good. oh
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is it gabriel or uriel? there's two different angels man, one's red and one's blue, i need to know the difference. this is like some fucking manchurian candidate shit. i'm not putting you up for the manchuria. telepathy for dummies. what does that do? not much of a place, huh? that is homing shots. oh, cat of nine dicks! cat of nine dicks, there's a classic job there. looks like a cthulhu cat. mm hmm. hey!
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that's cool. did you know lump of coal is now in the shop list of items? is it, or is it just in the shop in greed mode? well, it's in the shop in greed mode. i don't think that means it's in the shop. it's also in the devil deal rotation. right, yeah. that is. i'm aware of that. how does brack the man have a hat on his head?
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i what are you talking about? i don't hey, what's going on? up down all around, welcome to jstorcon. i'm talking about it for like, better twitch tv emoticons. maybe. yeah, yeah, okay. so brack the man now has a witch on his head. i thought you meant in like real life, and i was like, what's wrong with this guy? like, what are you talking about? i don't know, man. thank you quizzicalupnod for your subscription. welcome back to the quarry. or, welcome. for the first time. does range up help azazel?
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oh man, then mom's eye. oh shit dog. that's sweet. you guys are phoned now. wait, mom's eye didn't stick with me forever so i don't know what to tell you. sometimes it's based on your luck stat i think. oh, well it's a good thing i got that luck up then. isn't it? that is very true. i mean we're doing a lot of damage. ultra green is definitely gonna die and i'm gonna unlock lilith. hooray! me too dude! but it's a very strange run. the bear bones, thank you for the subscription. and you know what, thank you to moobot for also being a part of this fun.
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okay, you want you can go to the chest because i know you hate the dark room what is it matt? just give me the seed man six i can make this decision in the game 6d okay, be a holy grail. oh, sorry. i couldn't hear you over somebody else here 60 bg. okay one q ln all right, josh is fighting the second boss on the shop. okay. well, he's got some time then. oh
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did i... am i supposed to kill him? no. yeah, i would recommend it if you can. why is he hanging? well, he's gonna cut himself up. he's hanging straight swangin', man. wait, wait, wait, he's got gold. he's got gold. what is gold? do you love gold? i like gold as much as mike lalo fox. you know what blew my mind? the other day i realized, whoa, mike myers played gold member in the film gold member.
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i feel like lilith was designed, i mean it's super early, you know, like the end of the game's release. it's only been out for three days, but i feel like lilith was designed for greed mode. and if you only play greed mode, you're like, man, lilith is really good. you can get like 30 familiars on the same room, but on like a regular mode, i'm just like, oh my god. do all familiars start shooting balls and shit or what? or is it only cthulhu that does that? so the cthulhu gets your tear effects.
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so if you get like a mom's contact then enemies get frozen by the cthulhu. but all of your familiars will get doubled with the space bar item. not doubled. someone in my chat told me to tell you that you suck at cthulhu. no, or lilith. i'm sorry. i suck at people keep saying i suck at lilith. i don't know man. they might be right.
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is he coming from an anime convention or something? i don't know man, but i was like this is how i die. this man is going to kill me. did he carry a pizza box with him? dadpan94, up down all around, walking through your head town. master of lockpicking, what does that do? you can open golden chests without using a key. that's pretty dope. it's nice!
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he wants to say sketchy. i was pretty... i was, yes. i was semi committed that we were gonna get killed in that moment. but you think that all the time, though. i, i, you know what? you're not wrong. i do think that on occasion. alright, i'm getting robobaby. it's time. let's do this. you have to, man. there's nothing else going for you. i know. fucking no health still. maybe he did kill you and you're actually in the vibe. aw shit, we got like a source code situation going on here. wait, can i grid this fucker out? i can. can we talk about what that means?
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i don't know man. if the rock came back i would be interested in him and he's 15 years old too. yeah but the rock doesn't... he's not back a lot, you know? so it's like a special thing but kane's always there. kane's always there. so i mean he's a great person with like his athleticism being able to do everything that he does. but it's like we've seen pretty much all kane has to offer.
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but, it's funny. it's a good role that he's in right now because it's funny. you know him not remembering that he's fucking also i don't like laughing at old people, that's mean. yeah, i don't know man. sounds like a really sticky situation he's gotten killed in. glen jacobs, that's it. that's glen... glen... i'd call myself kane too if my name was glen jacobs. flutterbook and dbscab or scabdb, thank you for the subscription as well. you're welcome.
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mama ee ah ee ah uh oh that's pretty good. that's nelly. i've been thinking about that song a lot. yeah, man me too. he keeps getting stuck in my head for absolutely no reason. there's a couple of like nelly songs that all just get blurred together for me. yeah. punch the grammar and the one where he's like, it's our turn in the big leagues it's our turn at bed. you know that one. yeah.
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i don't know. i'm in like the fucking... the foggy caves of water. they suck. yeah, man. okay, what floor are you on, josh? uh... flooded caves 2, curse of darkness. oh, is he on 4? how about you, nick? i'm doing a greed run. i'm on the womb right now. so we're just like all super off from one another. yeah. let's try to beat like a hard mode as the loss maybe. okay. he starts with a d4 now. you think i could do that? uh, yeah, i gotta do the hush fight with loss, so that would be fine.
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mean you know you do what you want to do, but if you don't play demon judge i think that use the big big old pee gonna call me a little bitch yeah, i might just say a little bit now at this point. yeah, they'll be with a big pee you don't have a big don't try to give yourself a really good man quickly just trying to sneak the big pee under the rug. yeah, you can't sneak a big pee if you ain't got a big pee you probably watch me take a couple of big peas in my life oops. oh
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no. why do you think everything i say is an insult? i don't know, it's the way you phrase it. it's like, hey big man, you're a small, right? i'm a medium. that's terrible in this day and age when it's like, oh you're small, you're thin. no, you're not fat, i've seen you. i appreciate that, that's very nice. well then, you probably need a matching one for your wife too, huh? yeah, she's a small.
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nope, that's new. i think i just found a bomb judgment. that's very strange. you give him a bomb. i'll give him a dream you know? give me a bomb? mr. bomb man. it's mr. green man. mr. green man. give me a seed. give me a seed.
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did you see drax's video about mr. green man? it was terrifying. yeah, i bet it was. it was really good. it was a northern minded thing. i don't know what the heck's going on. so i started as the lost, and then i went to the curse room and used undefined instead of the d4, teleported into an error room, picked up piercing shots, and now i'm just like, well i guess i'll stick with it. it's a little weird, but we'll try it anyway.
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yeah, i noticed about in the first time. i saw these guys are crisp man these guys are 1080p i would kind of like it if as a mode you could turn into something that small you can you can absolutely, it's so small though. just keep pulling some this one makes you smaller pills. i didn't know it kept scaling i thought it was just one i've made myself
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prohibitively saw a small on runs before that could be great for dodging a shitload of bullets though. it's very true there's any certainly positives associated with it i feel uncomfortable this man is named rag man like it just is like maybe we shouldn't just define him. i'm fucking dead with holy mantle, maybe we shouldn't define him based on his uh his choice of attire you know
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josh, help me! help me! yeah, i got shot. oh, luke doesn't own duck game. i'm sorry. you should get it. it's fun. i'll probably... i don't have a hat on. wait, no one has hats but me. we could like restart with hats. yeah, i need hats, man. alright, alright. let's get out of here. this is all wrong. i don't know what happened there. i just freaking spaced on the hats. i had a hat. because you're smarter than me. there you go. yeah, that's true. i'll invite... who should i invite this time?
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it's like a little john or something. oh! you almost rocked me! i tried to rock you. stop, stop not rocking! oh my god, i hate not rockers. hip hockers. and everybody all around the world! and my zoology midterm is tomorrow, what should i know? that's easy. donkey kong plays cool or fun games. yes! i learned that only recently. it's really good man, domain kingdom phylum. class. order. family. genus. species.
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two man raid i guess classic griffin clause. dg has a big dg. big god. not the dg. cold bacon. thank you for the subscription. i can get into it. like a bacon scone maybe. what? i don't know. it's going buck wild here. dg says a win's a win.
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you killed me! oh, nick! i was standing right next to you. that was probably the best grenade i've ever shot in my entire life, actually. it was really good. i just nailed somebody's corpse, too. oh! now that i don't understand. there was some latency in that. do you know the muffin man? mmm, i used to. thanks for blowing up my mouth. i'm a muffin trying to grenade me, that son of a bitch. um...
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and i want to say thank you to mayamfox for the 8 months in a row, arrowhoodcobra for the 3 months in a row, zeo077 for the 6 months, hitoshura0 for the 26 months, and 4 more viewers that resubscribed along the way. we had a proper little sub train happening while we were starting up there. alright, time to play the game. this freaking nick seed here gave me curse of the unknown. i could have any amount of hp right now. are you that man, really? never know.
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so i heard you can only get secret rooms in greed mode on certain characters. i've heard that as well. i mean, maybe there's still, you know, the 109 mystery appears to be put to rest, but maybe there's still another mystery bearing. oh, there's some crazy stuff going on, man. i don't trust it.
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it's like middle, middle bottom left? middle bottom left, okay. oh my god. this is probably the tightest re run i've had so far. uh, this one says, money equals power, says where are you? where are you? yeah. it's creepy man. it is a little creepy. i know! creepy! it's the freaking guy from scream calling from outside your living room.
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can you believe they still sell those halloween masks? they're still pretty spooky, man. i'm sure they play scream every halloween too on actual tv, which i don't know how many people actually watch that anymore. yo, what do you think would happen if tyrone just tweeted 110 today? i thought he's tweeted 105 before. yeah, because it was counting up to 109 for him. and then we found out it was actually 109 as 149 because it's minutes to...
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it doesn't sound that weird. it's weird in a humorous way. i don't know man, something about it freaks me out. trying to put glitter ses in my mouth, like... geez. nick's talking about mom's box, i'm like what happened? this started the other day when somebody said daddy's cummies and i think you got really uncomfortable about it. you said it! no i didn't say it, somebody in your chat said it. nick came in his chat and he said cummies and i was like what is this guy talking about? i didn't know what he was talking about.
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i have a blue crown. crown of light, the untainted gain power. that thing. it looks sexy. i haven't had it though yet. i'm shooting diamonds of light. alright, you were totally right. run way better now that i do 100'd. every time, man. i have a ton of health now. and there's also glitches everywhere and i don't know why. alright, so crown of light instantly doubled my damage. yeah, i don't know if it's crazy. the devil deals like, effect that negatively or not.
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i don't know what you do little seraphim, but i like how you look. whoa, you're following me. i like the look it's giving me right now. better fight for me. bob's bladder? bob's bladder. have we built a whole bob yet? yeah, where's the bob transformation, tyrone? there is one actually. oh man! i was joking. i don't know what any of the transformations do, but...
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where are you guys at in your runs right now? should i wait for you or? i'm on the wound so you might just want to start your own i guess. i'm far gone. i don't even know where i am. no worries. i'm in the basement. chat, who do you want me to play as? i want to do more greed mode runs so pick a dude i don't have it for yet. gotta get that machine up. oh, i could do lilith really easily actually. she's been nerfed man. oh.
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you should take it, man. i think it's okay as lilith. i took it, we'll see what happens. hmm. hmm. d100? i don't want a d100, my sweet diamond tears. oh my god. my technology is stupid. guys, i don't even know what's going on anymore in this game. we're gonna need some more money though. oh wait, i can make as much money as i want. how are you doing that? oh, litter bombs.
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it just arbitrarily seemed to spawn a bunch of troll bombs that killed everything on the screen. that might just be one cave. like there is a wave that's just full of them. right, yeah. could have been that. but it could have been that as well. why'd you ditch box of friends? because people said they wanted me to d4. as lilith, i don't know man. broke after four that time! no! it's like five minutes of work and four cents. it's like a dollar an hour.
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napoleon i'm still waiting for napoleon dynamite too. they're gonna make it right after austin powers 4 man you know i googled austin powers the other day and the number two result is austin powers the spy who shagged me ahead of austin powers international man of mystery yeah, i don't support this you don't have a choice. this is the reality austin powers international man of mystery is a much superior film to austin powers the spy who shagged me think so absolutely
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so anonymous, man. i don't even know who to thank. thank you, anonymous. you can thank me. it wasn't me though, but you can thank me if you want. nick? it wasn't me, it was actually shaggy. oh yeah. also we got a d100, so apparently this run is gonna be fun after all. there you go, one run. d100. the only thing i can find is just straight tier 8. like, everywhere tier 8. tiers delay. i'm on the boss fight, first boss fight on the caves 2 right now. and all i have is tier 8. i'm still on the basement.
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there's some scary ones out there now. some of the champion polycephalus are annoying. and also, the frail is a nightmare, man. i hate that boss. i always get him at the end of my read modes. found monstro's long. feels so much better now. i don't know where you guys are getting all this stuff. i mean, i got a knife, but... i think it's from the d100. i don't know, i might reroll this just because it's so wild that it seems like it warrants a reroll, you know?
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well guys, we gotta have money when we go down there. we don't need this much money i'm sure, but... you hate me because i re rolled it? i just re rolled that good run so we can get an even better run later. why you know what's cooler than being a millionaire? being a billionaire. being a quidger billionaire? yeah, being a gorillionaire. cool, yeah! that's when you own at least a million gorillas. man, you could do some stuff with that. josh, i don't like your tone, mister. how much candy those gorillas could crush?
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you have the multi dimensional baby now? i don't know what that was, but it's great. yeah, that's what it is. multi dimensional baby. hello kate. alright, you were right. how's it going? sorry for the seizures everybody! we've reached platinum, or plad. platinum works too. platinum. works for isaac and the spaceballs. i need a battery charge. thanks for the five dollars, t vaga! thank you man. yeah, one of my viewers
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gives you a lot of hp, but you know, you don't need it if you never get hit. they do give you a ton of hp, but they also work towards a baby transformation. babies! i wanna be a baby. i'd rather be a cloud. yeah. a cloud? yeah, out of context, that's quite funny actually. yeah, i'd rather be a cloud. nobody tell richard i'm drinking like all his drinks. i'm gonna go get him something later. i won't tell him. it's the last day, man. you can, uh...
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oh, talking to people is actually helping me keep my sanity a little. it's nice. i'm glad to hear it. yeah, same here. with the pace. i can understand that, you know, it's a marathon, man. there you go. it's america. yeah, it's america, man. and it's sad because i'll stay up for like an extra three or four hours when i get off just watching richard play. yeah, i get off watching richard play too if you know what i mean.
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i think you're going too far, man. where are you? why would they put this here? i don't know. okay, first d100, anti grav, like soy milk, rubber cement, ipecac. sweet. what a time to be alive. oh, but i'm immune to bombs! it's only on those items. i'm not immune to bullets. whoa! what are those? like, sincerely though. what? 404? error, effect not found.
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shoo ba doo ba doo be up a dup bo. that's the one. oh, i thought you were going for uh, i'm this i'm the tax man. no, it's gat man. t track one side one on you know revolver digital digital why would you reroll? i'll reroll again. you don't even have to sweat it man. you don't even have to worry there's a 404 item as nick was talking about earlier.
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more ads, more sponsorships, more sellout, drink pepsi kids, more rx energy in my mouth. oh, never mind. i re rolled the 104 by accident. or the 404. what do we got now? we got mushroom nails. oh, this is bad. home in on things. yeah, the d100 went out the other end and now it's not good anymore. you just gotta make it to a battery charge, man. i know, i had two. and it kept getting worse. just survive.
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oh, my swallowed penny dropped me a dime and a nickel right after that. wow. step on shrunk enemies to kill them. oh, okay. i didn't know it worked that way. really? well, somebody said that. that would be sweet if stompy allowed you to step on small enemies without taking damage. i can't hit anything. i have tumor again. yeah, i hate it. just keep rerolling, man. i just want a battery. yeah, i know. it's better. there's freaking one teleporting ghost and i can't kill it. there we go.
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uh, dunce cap pyro technology 2 does not feel like the tools necessary. no. glitter bombs though. i also had another donation from the man with the plan for $5.50 says, which movie do you think, or do you three think is better and why? wanted or tower heist? wanted is better than tower heist. i think you know my opinion here. look at chet and twitter. um, absolutely tower heist is better than wanted. i actually really didn't like wanted at all.
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yeah, i guess you're right. i've already gotten people who are like, how do you not know this? and i'm like, the game's been out for four days, man! let's cool it a little bit here. silenthunter, thank you for the subscription as well. it is a little weird that we're having fights about the meta already when it's like...
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it's not here yet, man. we got away early existed. yeah, it's like it's still a little baby let's not get too out of control here is that shade being spat upon cobalt absolutely not no that is shade being spat upon the people who are like how do you not know that you don't get points for fighting the hush in the daily and that's just a hypothetical example because i don't know if you actually get points for fighting hush in the daily but uh
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find myself, often times, you know, you re roll like a mushroom into poop. and you're like, this isn't good at all. big improvement. yeah, that's substantially worse. man, i am taking some damage i should not be taking. send that garbage off to the landfill. that's what i would do. yeah! put it in the trunk and then send it down. are you wining a cup for 11 months in a row? thanks for sticking around.
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how's that first floor treating you? oh, the first floor has been done for ages, man. oh. i'm trying to maximize my rerolls. blue womb is a little tricky though. oh yeah, i know. the boss there is pretty awful. ooh, halo. nice. also pretty good. yeah, you don't need to maximize your rerolls for that bad boy. uh, book of revelations. no, i'm gonna reroll that again. if you get the chance, yeah. might recommend it. and i'm gonna turn it into something way better.
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yeah, but man, you're seeing what people are gonna see in like 150 years. they're gonna come down there and be like, look at these spray paintings from the primitive peoples of this area. fuck the police. what could it mean? does anyone here understand english? oh, that was... the police was their god of justice and they don't like him very much sometimes. taking my fuckboy test tomorrow. ask nick what i should know. you should try going with a bike ride with me. i think you'll probably make it pretty far.
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do you know if you specced it out how long is no. this could take all night. it could take longer than that. i mean... oh, then we'll cross that bridge when we come to it on our bicycle. i'm okay with it. alright, man. you know? i can tell you're into this idea. yeah, you are too. i mean since you decided to officiate the whole thing. i'm definitely not gonna be a part of that.
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so literally cover the whole map, right? so... no, but then you gotta find another bicycle and then get back to where you were. it breaks up the flow a little bit, i think. can you just have a bicycle on your phone that you can pick up? you know, like the way you can pick up a car? oh, that's a good point. i didn't think about that. maybe. hey, you know, james, meet me here with my bike, man! meet me here with my huffy! yeah, a huffy would probably be helpful. when he shows up, you just go, i mean, like, there's no space for you on this bike. what'd you think was gonna happen? you know, this is a one seater, man.
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it's the 110th time he's done that. they're not actually there, you can walk through the spikes. there you go. very tricky. confirmed. they're saying it like that's common knowledge that i should know the spikes aren't there. dude, the game's been out for four days, nick! how do you not know this? it's really weird. i'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? oh man, i should have used this on the last floor. that's okay.
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yeah, you know smoking doesn't cause cancer. i've never had cancer from it you know like you one of those days those legs are gonna go out from under you man. you're gonna be in trouble i need those legs. maybe you're right. i would i would recommend against it to be honest with you i'm gonna start rethinking this whole ladder thing and also that thing about whatever things were first made if they're original or whatever you said whatever things were first made. i don't know i
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i'm the world's smartest man. i was like if i do this, runebag's gonna hook me up baby. and it did. feels like an insult calling somebody a real runebag. i don't know man, in a lot of nordic cultures it's the highest compliment you could possibly pay somebody. you just pull a mjolnir. every morning man. it's one of the 10 things every successful person does before breakfast. knowledge! you wake up, pull a mjolnir, have 8 or 9 business meetings and then just get on with the rest of your day.
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how else are you gonna get on the roof? you take a fucking, you know, from russia with love style jet pack or something? after that i said that's all i had to say. oh, okay. that was the end of the point. i'm a little conscious about the lack of all the things that i need right now or have. well you thought this run's amazing, man. well, i'm not guppy yet. i'm nearly guppy. yeah, that makes sense. i have two red hearts and nine lives. damage is like, pretty not great.
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thought you could but you can't i believe you cannot yara the error runes even if you could i mean, what are you hoping for bring like a single? you know key in there or something like that then double it unlimited numbers of times. i want to make infinite years yeah, i mean say it's like having unlimited money, but no stores man so you got a no mouth and you need to scream or whatever. yeah ten thousand spoons on your fucking knife. oh
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i don't know, cobalt was saying maw of the void. maw of the void, you wait for the enemies to spawn and then something something. yeah it makes a big circle doesn't it and then it pulls everything into the circle and eats it. is that what it does? i think so. alright well let's see, chad help me out man. you tell me what it does. and also meet me at grub's tavern. maw of the void is great. i believe this. top impa butterfree two months in a row.
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a god amongst men. maw of the void does not give you black hearts. pardon me? i specifically took this item for the promise of black hearts. totally, you're gonna have a bad time. uh, yeah, i don't know man. it's not looking so good right now. pennies are from the greedhead. ah, yes, this makes sense. oh, yes, it does give black hearts! how can we not know this?
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don't do it angel rooms just like devil rooms nah, man do greed mode without taking any items as a loss guaranteed fuck that 100% and yet the fight hush as well somehow which we don't even know that's possible yet but maybe if you take no items it'll it'll make the whole other arg just to get the item that lets you fight hush and then you've got to do it anyway. i love these oh i do too. i love these 2.0. oh
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okay, this run is now. it's removed me from my salt crust. there are real dreams on this run. and i'll f that item. this item is great. great for flavor at least. you know, it's like a seasoning. you wouldn't want to eat a whole, you know, a whole pound of garlic salt, but you throw a little bit in your chili and you're gonna be proportionally pleased, i think. you're that excited about marked? yeah, man. it's pretty good. you never have to worry about firing again. you just aim.
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got good damage. yeah, i guess since i play on a controller that feels a little bit more intuitive. on keyboard i feel like that would be annoying. i don't know man. it's all the same up here. i'm pointing to my brain right now. yes, we will do this. having it with ipecac sucks though. ipecac is one of those rare items in the game it's impossible to lose with. if you're trying to do that challenge where you can't miss any shots this would basically be the death of you. yeah, that would be pretty messed up. i would not dispute that.
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effectively i still just aim at what i want to shoot anyway and most of the time i dodge out of the way of my my line of sight with the enemies, but i don't know man. i feel like marked is probably indisputably the most powerful item in the game if i'm being honest not in the least facetious you wouldn't even put it like top three just the top item why settle for third when you could be first? okay, ambitious
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you should use the mouse for it. it's not necessary, you know? that feels awkward. yeah, man. and there are people who still get a little mad at using the mouse for epic fetus and i'm like, it's like, we're gonna... don't you worry your pretty little head about this. we're gonna win this run. oh, the mouse doesn't even work. oh, it doesn't work for epic fetus anymore? well, for this, i'm trying to use it right now, it didn't do anything.
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so what the hell happens in that ending? yeah, you know? he wakes up in the chest outside and then he opens it and then there's like a dark spirit behind him. yeah man, he's in like, he's in purgatory or something. i smell another secret! you mean kill ncr! that's, i get it. this is a fallout new vegas reference. that's all the endings. the sign always, the sign always looks like it says kill nick but it says kill ncr. alright, there you go.
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that was an unexpected answer. turn item down from mid air to item hop. i don't know who ace of base is. they sing i saw the sign, you scumbag! oh, okay, well, this is also something you should know about me. i'm terrible with song names, man. oh, well, how am i supposed to know that? you should know that about him. i think i told you that in high school. okay. incredible. alright, i gotta jump to b.a.
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dumbledore i wish man isn't the 360 pad hot garbage i kind of am used to it now, but i know most people say that yeah, who says the 360 pad is like the gold standard until the new systems controllers had come out everybody was rocking a 360 pad. oh if you mean the d pad yeah, ah yes, then you are correct store the items in this beverage the store. oh you um? what was it you like press?
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dogman get out of here. okay, dude to yourself kind of weird if you think about how snakes digest things but then you kind of realize your insides are sort of like a snake yeah, man, i mean you just run it through as paste before the snake gets it. yeah. no, i'm with you like it's pretty fucking metal, you know, we eat something we push it through like
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yeah, like a pooka shell necklace. what did you just call me? you know, it shows you down to party. among other things. although those little like expandable plastic 99 cent necklaces, i see them coming back. oh yeah, neon 90s man. when we were in like, you know, 6th, 7th grade ryan and all the girls.
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you can't? you can. there's an end. oh, well that's not how do i know i'm the best then if everybody else beats it? you're gonna have to take that up with dabioware. dabi? like the elf servant thingy? the game developer. how you stay so cool, man. i'm not cool. i'm quite warm right now. oh, i like this floor. just climb to the fucking top in one fell swoop. oh, my nose itch is though. the nose itch is real.
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it's just silence or the wrath of the lambs. just kidding. we're playing after birth now. i'm sorry, josh. you have something to say? what's up? how's it going? it's about time. the disrespect was was absurd there. oh, we were. i didn't realize that you had that on. fuck you, man. i didn't know.
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uh, moobot? oh shit, there's moobot. why doesn't moobot have you guys reached the rug buying aspect of your lives yet? no. no, i don't think i've ever gotten there. i don't know man, i feel like at some point in every adult's life they reach a point where they're like, you know what? i gotta buy a rug, what's up with that? it's usually right after you just bought yourself or rent a studio apartment and you're like, i've gotta divide this space somehow. mmm, that's true, yeah, i need like some kind of mental, uh, some breaking over this. to block this out. yeah.
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see, i have still, i don't understand the purpose of a rug. it's like they cover hardwood. yeah, but why don't you just have hardwood? like hardwood is very... i don't know, why don't you just put it on your jeans? because you... cold feet, man. you don't want to have cold feet. i'd rather just buy slippers. they're like a mobile rug. you can have both. slippers is like a rug to go. i like that a lot. that's very dimitri martin of you, actually. i appreciate that.
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oh, you hooked me up man! 9 lives. biglyke's 9 lives now. just in time because i had a half a freaking spirit heart left. it's lion's law 3.14. if you're playing as blue baby you will always fight little chad on your run. we know it is written and such it is law.
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you're not gonna be blue baby. i completed the satan land of this, of question mark man. you did like down to shoal or down to the dark room? shoal and then the goat prince. the lamb. i think i beat the lamb with him as well. but it was bullshit because i lambed him with another character and then the other, cause i had, i don't know, i was somehow blue baby man.
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a few fs on this run, reasonably. you're getting f'd right now. i'm getting the little f's. getting... getting skyped! get out of here, skype. turn off notifications. i thought you used google hangouts. you don't even like... what do you think we're on right now, nick? what do you think? google hangouts? i don't know. yeah, i wish. we should try google hangouts for calling. actually, it's trash. you don't want to. yeah, why bother, man? yeah. discord is the new hotness anyway. what's discord? it's the new skype.
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if there's a command then i'll feel silly but i mean it only took me like 20 minutes. i wouldn't i don't know these motherfuckers are banned for a reason. make a new twitch account. that's punishment right? that'll serve you for saying bad rats 12 times. bad rats. rat people, rat people. ooh health up card gives you actually like another blue heart. that's pretty cool. man fuck this tnt item.
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no, that was the tnt level. what are you talking about? this is a rotating soundtrack, josh. yeah, i know, but i like to play it on that particular level. and you should too. i had preferences about that too. like on the skatepark level, i'm like, that's express yourself by nwa. yeah. every time. it just fits, man. it doesn't. it could. but i was 14.
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not even at all. it's actually like really good if you can get the horror babylon state and stay in it. well yeah, that's what you have to do, but it's not that good. it's not that good. you know what i mean? yeah, i'm with you man. josh never notices my resub i'm sorry, kafka! what'd you resub for? tell me in chat, i'll say it right now. just kidding. eve is broken, you suck, josh. you suck you don't like this game? to maintain your youth. that's because he loves you.
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let's see. yeah, alfonso riviera. hmm, asian cody banksy. it sounds like a banksy piece in and of itself right there. and... yo, josh, fuck this run, man. sorry, dude. i know you apologize, but... i died already too. that gives you all... you're allowed to quit if it murders me. i lived through the adversary fight, so things are looking up. that was where i lost, like...
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but i, you know, i tweeted. how'd the flossing go? yeah, well i mean i tweeted and i was like, this dentist keeps telling me to put my phone away. and i was like, yeah whatever grandpa. like, just making a joke. i got like a lot of angry tweets for that. a couple people were like, one dude was like, hey man, you gotta like set an example for the kids. like, you might not think that you're a mentor, but you're a mentor. and i was like, well, i was joking.
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which was a wild audience. was it all nine year olds drunk as hell? no, it was like there were a lot of like 30 year olds actually losing their shit. which was really surprising to me. like singing along to the classical music. people love frozen man, it's possible. and also like a lot of like 60 year old people who really hate computer animation and think that you know will never enter the golden age of animation again. i'm like you want me to guys heard of pixar?
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god i hate this fucking run. i'm sorry you should be earlier. i was like you know what whatever we'll get through it. i got the yarra rune for the chest. i'm such a dingus opened up all the fucking chest items they're all fucking trash man, but it's your favorite game the binding of isaac right so like it can't be as bad as that at least you're playing your favorite game iron bar
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mm hmm you're gonna bump it into these around my fucking testicles you know like that's basically isaac's heart does is like the most vulnerable part of your body isn't it basically takes your testicles and makes them follow behind you like a second slower than you actually move that's no good yeah, man, because you want your testicles there with you on your side as close to your body as possible probably your grundle well, i mean they should be together. yeah true love oh
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oh, and new spire donated it again and says, uh, if ryan is so unconvinced, here's a link to patent for the tech, and here's the google patent. so everybody's patenting this technology for this advertising. yeah, we patented a fucking, uh, hyperspace engine. that doesn't mean it's, like, ready, man. yeah, it might not be ready, but, you know. doesn't mean it's ready, dick.
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are you online? oh, i'm not online. oh man. because bethesda was like, if you go online while you're playing fallout 4, we're gonna fucking kill you. but you can stream it. yeah, you can stream it, but don't go online. don't let your friends list know though. alright, i am now online. there he is. who else is here? brack the man, you get an invite.
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whatever you did it was really good. i'll never reveal my secret to you. oh, man. i'm getting shit on now wow i love his smug fucking base. yeah, there's nothing you got this day. i got like one two. oh i don't know josh, i think you got this man. yeah, dude come back city your eddie's i
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i got a big fat mama trying to break me. it's true you have a big fat mama trying to break you. ow! your hands are hot, man! what'd you i don't know why yours didn't kill me, but... oh, you fuckers! will we see an all fallout 4 nls s on wednesday? i'm gonna guess probably not. oh, yeah? i'm saying yeah. josh is saying probably yeah.
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there's a prison architect part in fallout. nobody got time for that. you have to plant like a bunch of melons and gourds. i hate gourds. yeah, you know, right? and then you're like, i need to plant more gourds but the lady won't harvest them because they're not ready so you go to sleep for like four days, wait for the gourds to grow and then i'm like, man, nuclear bombs went off like two days ago. what am i fucking around with these gourds for? thornforge is terrifying. what's going on, dusty canadian?
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i'll carry on the mantle. i don't think i know you anymore, right? i'm like a sitting duck. i tried to let go to fake him out. didn't work though. i never try to be big at the reaction game. every time, man. this is really silly. we used to be a team.
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sorry. donuts, thank you very much for the subscription. kade, we gotta get some more of these bean pringles, man. you know world donut day was like a month ago. did you guys celebrate it? dang. no. i wish i did. i didn't. what kind of donuts did you get for world donut day? i didn't celebrate it either. you know what happens when you assume.
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that's the lean on song that i know yeah, i don't know the words to this one is that it goes and i know and i know and i'm down right now, but i don't something like that keep up you up for that a rush that song is trash. i don't know. i just hear it on the radio sometimes you know what i never hear on the radio the spirit of radio the scat man. i never hear that either that's a lean on by major laser laser float on by modest mouse
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you put on a wig and you know, i don't like underwear pretend to be me here we go. mutator settings put on the mad decent yeah, right. i can make it friends only but then i'd have to invite other people though. you got twitch.tv there's a lot of options here should really download some of these new cars but gizmo is so cool bear rolls with the delorean because he has no imagination that is no imagination man
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i couldn't have moved man. it's come lee smile no that's okay balls too bouncy. you'll never go in what a nice one. thanks. sorry about this coming smile jokes it's okay. we all make mistakes. oh yeah he's super dusting in this gravity just fly forever josh the bowl find its own way in life i don't know what's going on with twitch but like
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good now though. i hope so. oh, it's a perfect setup. ah that man ruined it though someone just said in my chat to tell you that your stream is is dead. this is just not true. okay good it was dead for a while now. it's not dead. they scored on us. i wish if you have a feedback you'd give the feedback instead of just shouting like emoticons over and over. i don't know dude the assault works.
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i would feel like the ring was just made to capitalize on the emerging technology of the vhs market in the year 2000 2001 god it was was it 98 or 2001. i can't remember is definitely i don't know if it was oh one or oh two i'm gonna say oh two actually is it was a big deal freshman year of high school people are you man enough to see the ring?
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it's amazing. what is the host, dude? does that guard me from bombs? i don't know. guys, i still don't know what this item does. yeah, it's explosion damage. doesn't hurt you anymore. yeah. okay, well that's pretty freaking sweet. yeah, it's not bad. take that. i kept waiting for it to pop up the first time i found it. yeah, same here. i was like, okay, you know, we've had our fun, but when does this shit pop up? i'm ready. it's like those little tentacles that never do anything, but you expect them to. but holding still pays, man. like, come on.
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i don't know man. this level is really wild. oh no! you have fire powers. i don't like your fire powers. i didn't realize you could make your own custom levels now, that's awesome. yeah, you make some too, we'll make a playlist together. woah! it's gonna be a platform level and you have to just jump to one little platforms. i don't want it! enjoy! oh no!
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that's just cold blooded. yeah, it really is. hmm... i feel like i'm in the back. alright, i'm fine. oh, no, no, i'm dead. oh, he missed! well... i lived. well... i don't know which direction you are, nick. ah, you're so lucky. oh, dammit. what is this? oh, it's a helmet. ahh! it worked! oh no! dammit! i hate these levels. oh man.
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peter dinklage is not the tall man. mmm. mmm. it's insulting. you can get a michael jackson in there. to him and the children. well it was either that or like, um, you know, go for like the jared fogle or something. tyrion lannister loses to a red rocket. 60 to 40. it's close. yeah, suck it. it was close. a tmz headline you really want to see.
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so you think you'll actually make some duck game levels? maybe if i get some time man like yeah, that's what i said to you every time. i know i want to beat fallout and i've been streaming a lot and when i get off stream i'm like at my girlfriend's right now, so we're spending time with each other hanging out, and then she's streaming so it's like and then i've been doing stuff on her stream too with her so it's been like 15 hour stream days so i really don't have time to chill
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not selling at your community, i think. oh yeah, yeah, yeah. i'm sorry, i have such a sore attention span. nah, that's cool. i get distracted too. i forget what i'm talking about five minutes ago. like, what were we talking about? your comments, you know what? i don't even remember. you're also playing isaac at the same time, which requires a little concentration, so i don't blame you at all. yeah. absolute sellout. absolutely. i sell out for video games all the time, guys. video games are my life, man. i know more about video games than anything else. i don't care about other information.
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like positron tweeted and was like, i forget what he was, i wouldn't say man, but what he was complaining about. tyrone was like, well that's the decision that northernlion pushed for in the final version of the game. like i didn't have access man! i couldn't give you any feedback. he's throwing you under the bus for no reason. yeah, he's just throwing me under the bus to throw me under the bus. so you know, i'm gonna throw you under the bus as well tyrone. yeah, that's reasonable. he told me today they're patching war, so that's good. i told tyrone
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i don't think so. it only affects your range and rate of fire. yeah, and i can't kill my range with this. chat, you can weigh in and then i'll listen. i don't even know why i'd bother. everything's dying in one hit anyway. you should take number one. yeah? why not? i dunno, just some kind of latent fear about losing damage in my mind. oh, it made my laser yellow. that's cool. alright, down to the next floor. bombo, take that coin. good man. bombo is pepperoni. thank you very much for the subscription.
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yeah, i know you like that. pardon me? double your bumbo, will the doubled one also level at the same rate as the first one if you keep feeding it? or do you have to feed them both individually? i don't know. i don't know, man. so having a little army of bumbos walking around could be kinda awesome. yeah, i mean it seems like really strong. bumbo also just keeps pooping bombs out occasionally, which is like pretty sweet because i have pyromaniac. yeah, he thinks he's helping, he might not be helping depending on the situation.
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his bumbo is like, he's real big. he's a big bumbo. i don't think it's so many coins for taking damage. this doesn't seem right. i'm sure bumbo appreciates it. i've been probably true, although i took all his coins. when is dank bumbo gonna be a thing? we'll let tyrone know. ooh, a guppy item. interesting. sorry, okay. bumbo, those coins belong to you, man. oh, goldenheart, right. that's true. forgot that i had a goldenheart. lot of interlocking systems to
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alright, i have beaten the tutorial. do i have to beat the tutorial? no, i think i'm good. what the cat, stop licking my hand! i'm trying to change the scene! that's not the scene, that's my ad that i did for my shirt! i bet it's tomo licking your hand. it's ryuka, he's fucking mad. stop licking my hand. why is he so mad? i don't know. he's a cat. you think i can speak to him? i can't speak to him. maybe you can. man, the computer sucks balls with this. yeah, they're like really bad.
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why did that work differently for you? i don't know man. hooray! i also have more speedrunners available to me in your lobby for some reason. he's like, he's resting on top of my arm like he's a freaking gauntlet or something. aww. that's so cute! and then you just punch people and then their limbs break. i'll consider it. alright. alright cat, i need my arm back. i don't know if i like the new moving sounds.
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it's actually the drugs that the government has introduced to turkey. fucking turkey antibiotics, man. try the non gmo turkey next year. i'm gonna try the s my d turkey next year. i'm gonna try the non hmo turkey next year. that stuff is, you know... i'm gonna try the all new 4g lte turkey next year. i'm gonna just try the mp3 turkey and listen to it.
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so we're just not going to do the stream and instead of like making a sloth character we're just going to like add an alt skin that you can tell people about for the shark man it's like you know what that's fair. so that is i do have my own skin in the game it's just not there yet. all right the idea is there this is not me throwing shade at tiny build you know everything at pax gets gets fucked up basically dude throw all the shade who cares i still want the sloth
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what's the plan? oh, i want to hit blam beer. i don't yeah, what's the deal man? i'm good. you can't trick me rob you were the one who said blam beer you know i thought for a minute there rob was the one at first who had said it no but then he asked me if i'd said it the whole time hello, it's all very confusing. hi. how's it going? oh?
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that is how it does anything i just like for you to know that cuz it's your first time here. i'm gonna let you make that mistake if you're gonna come back to jrpg club again, i'm gonna have to ask you to educate yourself on whoa hey now now you made it real what? it's an eighth grade man
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that's like it. are you a bull? got him that's really bad joke i'll just i'll just put it out there. i'll just get it out there before you know anybody else has to know dad are you a bull? yeah, give me a shark man. i tackled you anyway tackle steve faster that's black ops 3
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but if you do three hours of that, they're pissed too. i don't know man, i did a twitter poll yesterday because i was like, i got one more video to put out today. do you want nuclear throne or afterbirth? and people were overwhelmingly like, afterbirth. and then people would like reply to that tweet and be like, the poll, where the results are like 80% afterbirth. and they'd be like, well you know, i don't want to tell you how to run your business, but it's a bad business decision to put up too much of one thing. and i'm like, what are you talking about? like giving the people exactly what they want.
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i think i'm gonna restart xcom because i'm excited for xcom 2. i've been thinking about that too, but i kind of want to do long war, but then also long war is really fucking hard. yeah, long war, i mean, i would recommend doing it. yeah. just to experience it, because then you can have like those old drinking stories of like, oh well, you know, one fucking thin man killed my entire squad. yeah.
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i hope she doesn't watch your stream. i hope so too. look at that dead body flop for the victory man, that was pretty great. it's cause he laid down in the air. he soldier boyed it. did he tell him? superman. are we supposed to be using angles like hardcore now? angles in action is what it's about. alright yep, i got hit by that. bear how did you get out of that one? i don't know, i'm still going though. it's not fair.
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i wonder how they did that. do you think they did it like the breaking bad thing where they filled up the tanker of maple syrup with like, no, that's molasses. oh my god, they were draining it? the reynolds number of maple syrup would never allow that to be time efficient, you know? yeah, i think canadians keep a tighter schedule than that train did. opa, soronghe. there was a maple syrup train robbery in canada? yes. that happens all the time, man.
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just because our news stories are horrifying and traumatic doesn't mean you have to remind us. god. it's like that... is it donald glover that does that bit that's like, uh... you know, men say that women are crazy, but when men go crazy, women are scared. it's like the canadian bit is like, our news stories are like, we're too polite, but the american news stories are scary, man. yeah. alright. we should play... we should play this, and then we should play brawlhalla. alright.
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welcome! is it safe to drop codes in chat? like, people will get those, right? yeah. yeah? probably. okay. this music is fucking sick, man. hey chat, here's a code. please don't be a bot if you take it. i mean, you're not gonna know either way, so who cares, right? bumbo want code.
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i think the elven bow girl's obvious strength is in her bow and not necessarily anything else. what about her dog? well, the other thing she has is like that... whatever that is called. i don't know, the two hand weapons. i'm not a fan of those ever. she's a jacked off! see here's the thing, you call the sai a jacked off. i don't even know anymore man. i got nothing in the field of animal name knowledge.
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rob, you just followed the curve on that bomb. diagonal characters are pure strategy, man. everybody knows it. why, the bishop is the most strategic of all the chess pieces. you might not be lying. frankly, i don't know enough about chess to know if you're lying, so... i think the queen is like three cubits more strategic than the bishop. that seems right. that's a measurement of strategy. i don't know enough about qubits to disagree with that, so yeah.
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i have to wonder exactly what would have happened if she didn't move that baby. i'm very curious as well. was he going did he commit? like, was he like, well, i mean, i'm hungry and there is this baby here. horse doesn't know, man. yeah. it's just a different consistency, baby, i mean, than hay. so, like, i think they would get it pretty quickly. you would think, but, you know, it's like sharks, you know, it's the experiment. yeah, no, it is like sharks. you're right about that. yeah, horses are very much like sharks. they'll eat anything.
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i don't know when i was a kid that wasn't that big of a deal. just kidding. i got a number of teachers being like, you know, probably if someone gives you an apple like don't eat it. but if you got just eat your candy. yeah, but if someone already gives you an apple i'm like, come on man. it's halloween. but grandma it's only encrusted in glass. you have every other day of the year to push your five to ten fruits and vegetables a day agenda. don't take the one day for kids to get candy and make it your own thing. yo kids can be dicks though dude.
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oh, early death again. don't throw your gun at me. i wanna beat that dad. yeah, i understand why. oh god, oh god. double kill! no! ah, suck. did you just say suck? ah, suck. you ever heard that before? don't tell me this is the first time all three of you have ever heard that expression. i know. people get yelled at for stupid shit on this show. i was i said wolf before, nobody believed me. yeah, you were like, you know, i was like calling a man a wolf. i've never heard this one. like like geralt?
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i miss that dang bolleggda. i don't want to go against the two stock guy. oh come on the axe was in your whoo! alright i'm boned though, cause i'm at like red health. the background is smiling. oh i see it too! yeah it totally is, it's super happy looking. what? the background is like grinning. i don't know man. damn i got six kills. hey, nl is awesome. thank you. nl is great. i appreciate that nick. choose your legend.
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sweet thanks for watching the northernlion life super show every monday, wednesday, thursday 3 to 6 p.m. pacific standard time 69 p.m. eastern standard time except wednesdays which are an hour earlier according to move out today subscribers star bright plays quiet down i'm 33 that's a great name bumbo's pepperoni tts i don't know if i should say that one because we didn't decide whether or not it's racist lady grim shards man penguin underscore zero s and dads don't dirty like that dad did i think you got so much for your support of the channel much appreciated and thanks for those of you watching those of
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