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and it's not gonna have online at launch either, which is weird. how's it going over on the other side there? not so good? it's alright. no problem. just like royal rumbling these guys into the pit. they don't even know i'm here for the most part. that could've been a nightmare if i walked right into a bunch of them. did you see that guy? is this one of our better runs? i don't know if we've gotten this far. i think it is, man. oh, it's overthrown. we should be up to a boss fairly soon. these are new guys. fishman.
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what else do they sell in the hood section, nick? i'm eager to hear your answer to this one. that's the only thing they have that's by them that i'm aware of. it's a dairy company. ooooooh! i just want you to know i'm alternating between you two, because i don't want to play favorites. this level's annoying. yeah? that's a good bomb. you know what? i got him. this game looks like it was developed for the atari st. no way. damn! what is the problem?
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i know! wait, why does ryan look like a stretch armstrong and we look like minions or something? you got a fucking problem, why don't you say it to my face? he had to earn those arms. he really did. how did you survive? ryan gets cosmetic and functional upgrades because he's getting paid to play this on the nlsx. you have five baseballs with your name on them right here. i think you're all fucked to be totally honest. i don't know where that baseball is, i'm scared.
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it's pretty good. i mean, you know, i don't think you need to go out and see it tomorrow, but it's pretty good. you'll have a good time. just be aware, it's like three and a half hours long. nick, you got a problem, man. really, really long. do i? what is my problem? you got the dad attention span for movies now.
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could a fifth grader be better than us at the binding of isaac reber? yeah, absolutely. yeah, definitely. could a fifth grader have a more popular minecraft let's play channel? yeah, probably man. i think it's highly likely. yeah, they just want people they can relate to. no, sixth graders. i can't relate to them. well, that's your problem. you gotta be younger. that's bullshit. why make me younger? if i make you younger, am i smarter than a fifth grader?
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how do i do this? i've got a devil room with a little brimstone with two hearts, i've got a guppy's tail and the mark, and i have one red heart, so i think i'm just gonna take the mark. oh, that is... that's where things get interesting. my suggestion to you would mark reroll. but i... how do i get more? the lead secret, sugar ray. i'm not gonna get any more red hearts, though. right, but you still... no, but they'll reroll the souls. exactly. your devil deals with... oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. i did not realize that that's how that works. thank you. no problem. you saved me an item.
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don't worry about the over sit back, the game's telling me to sit back, relax. what if i don't want to do that game? he's trying to control us. i know. why do you have such a problem with authority, rob? anybody who knows what they're doing, you're like, fuck you man, you think you know better than me? it's because i like getting stabbed. it's my attempt at a certain kind of person, you know? alright, you guys can join now. it is dbpr. all audience members are welcome. i should be in. it's like deer if you spelled it very poorly.
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what's the problem? how dare you talk about the beast or like that? he should have started justin tv. yeah, he's canadian you know. he is canadian actually. he's a canadian youtuber so i have to throw my support behind him. oh i didn't know he was from vancouver. nah, he's a youtuber. he's a youtuber though. 70 to 30 for fertilizer. yeah well, that's fair enough. i mean i talked that one up myself. yeah the code is o...
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create a new account for rebirth daddy. i don't even understand what this means, create a new account for rebirth. yeah, just get a new account and then you'll get it sooner. is that so i can get my new player bonus again? it's tied to your account is the problem, so if you get a new one you'll probably have a better chance. i have no idea what that means at all, actually. i can't wait for this joke to end tomorrow, says it, luke. well, freaking think about how i feel, man! i'm in on the joke and i'm not even, i don't even have the reward for it.
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it's possible. we'll all get through this and tomorrow this will not be a problem anymore. yeah, absolutely true. tomorrow it will be after birth assuming it works. which, you know, if you want to know whether or not it works you're gonna have to talk to a luke about that. i wonder if every time i say that he gets like a hundred whispers. well only one way to find out right? exactly! i'm gonna put him through the punishment man. there's only one more day left to do it. this is the tax that you pay. we all know it's true.
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yeah, i really seized that opportunity when him and his partner went to go to the bathroom. i was like, i gotta get up. this is gonna be a problem if we wait and they come back. i had to seize the moment there and i did. that is fair. if you're in the window seat and you think you'll have to go to the bathroom, if the other two people get out, you should get out. that's like flight etiquette 201.
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it's incredibly rude. it wasn't even a ton of money, which made it even sillier. you could have just like resolved this problem and it wasn't a big deal. maybe that's what they're mad. they're like, it's not even very much money and he's asking us for it. yeah.
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you don't have balloons? i took the other one somehow. oh, like reinforced or whatever? clocks instead. right, coldplay. i'm with you. i don't know why but i always confuse coldplay and yellowcard. i know exactly why. because coldplay's first single was called yellow. oh yeah, that is actually probably why. solved that problem right away. you're better at my mind than i am. if i had a nickel for every time i heard that, i'd have a lot of nickels.
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never mind guys. you think if you google kathy gryffindor, there's like an answer. an answer? what's the answer to that? well, like a relevant result. an answer! yes, i do believe that you googled kathy. look, okay? it sounded like a declarative statement more than a question to me. just a fucking answer. what is your problem? an answer. i don't have the answers for how to handle this guy. doesn't have the answer. why isn't my whole chat saying really right now?
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yeah, how am i gonna beat ultergreed without getting hit if he scales with my damage? like it just seems nearly impossible. no problem, you just get a dead cat, get guppy, you can flawless it. i've flawless it a few times without who lost. i don't know, i think i've got to just, i gotta do it off camera until i get like a chaos card and then just start the video and be like, hey, i got a chaos card. there we go. good run. my damage sucks. i have a pestilence now with this fuse.
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i hate myself. what was in today's daily, or do you not want to spoil it? i will spoil it if people are okay with it being spoiled. do you have a problem with it being spoiled, little cobalt? i don't care. okay. well, it's a lost daily again. you start with holy mantle, which is completely doable, but then first floor haunts, and i just ate shit. you think these are intended because a lot of them are just... yeah. i would be amazed if they were not.
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can we get some cobalt eds in chat guys? i just want to see that trully little face real quick and imagine what his balls would look like below. because northernlion is ingrained into my mind at this point. you got a problem? what's up with these holy chests? they have a chance to reshot and reopen again and you can get more stuff. yeah, and they'll stop though if you get obviously a pedestal item which you can get from them too.
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it's not that bad. i went inside the newgrange thing, it's like this little claustrophobic little like tunnel under the ground. and i found out that's the test, because you have to squeeze through a bunch of rocks that are like smaller than the size of you. yeah. and i think a lot of people were probably a little bit fidgety about that. i didn't really have any problem. and then you go stand in this hole in the ground in the dark with a bunch of other people.
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rebirth was not very good. we both had some pretty rough runs to be honest, but it'll always be another day. how's the nature valley treating you there, ryan? what are you talking about? i'm drinking a glass of water right now. it's uh, okay. extra icy. it's just real crispy. okay, let me get my... crispy water. that sounds like a problem i would have. it does, actually. i'll go to the scotch. and install power climb, get some water and be right back.
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want to exit my problem is every time i like store an item and then i i jump oh i think i have a to oh no a is jump and like use an item or something it lets you double bind i don't know cuz that's i put something in my store and then i go to press a to jump and it just drops whatever item that i put in my store don't give me this
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but i'm gonna get two or three hours of entertainment out of it. yeah. sit down, pour yourself a nice beer, you draft, you have a good time. and then if you do really well, you probably made your next draft a little bit cheaper. potentially free, but probably just cheaper. it's all over now. i'll consider it. mather said he's gonna do it. of course he said that. problem is, it's like i still just, i...
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bring it to a party. have a good time. that'd be nice. this camera, like left trigger, right trigger is actually like the opposite of what i feel like it should be. you never play fez? no. oh you should, it's pretty good. i'll think about it. we hit static meta. i'm trapped. owwwww oh god, oh god, i killed myself. just having some fun. you guys okay over there? you got a problem? yeah, he's about to black hole me.
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i don't want to eat dirt on my pizza. i have like a textural problem with mushrooms as well. it's like you bite into it, it's like biting into like a freaking tongue on your pizza. and you're like, i don't want to bite into this tongue. yeah. i don't like tongue then. are tongues mushy? if you replace that tongue with like some extra salted italian meats that are not tongues. yeah. some italian meats are tongues though, yeah. that's true, but fungus is like, you know, it's nature's tongue. yeah.
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i'm not sure if it was awesome or horrible. that's what i just got! yeah, man, i think it's seeded. i hate it. the good news is you got a ton of time left to reroll if you so desire. yeah, i just found a battery. ooh, that looks pretty. i don't really care if i lose homing shots on my reroll, because i mean if it turns into breakfast that sucks, but i'm only shooting like pretty shitty tiers very quickly, so i can aim these. i don't have a problem with aiming these myself.
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in some places. you gotta have underwear on. why do you have to? yeah, see, like i'm not willing to go that far. you carry a towel with you if you want to put your stuff on. i want everybody to at least have to wear underwear. i mean, we're like no vote no problem. well, no pants no problems wins 60 41. yeah, that's fair. people hate pants. i don't want to wear pants ever.
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yeah, egg opa sarang hey, i love you egg father. the white knife. cracking up these games. shiny zebra. the jacko 189. jmanvy. or j m onvy. hallie96. it's probably hallie berry. think she was born in 96? boy that would make her like 19 now. that would make her 5 when she was in swordfish, which i have a little bit of a problem with. in like 6 when she's in monster's ball. xander dota. hainongman.
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cuz i thought it might have been permanently, like, per each character, that percentage is now gonna be set where you last left it. so you always have a shitty chance to donate each time. i don't know. yeah, lisa, you did play the flute for over ten years with your little flute hands. i did win my run, so i will happily retire for the evening. go get your food! yeah, i'm gonna go make a pizza. thanks for hanging out on the show, and thanks for hanging out for a few minutes afterward. no problem, my pleasure.
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you find any vulnerability in a new yorker, you're gonna have a handful of freaking mixtapes before you can freaking blink. that's actually so true. taking your photo with a naked cowboy. oh! i wonder if he's still naked. and a cow. what if he's got mixtape? yeah, problem. naked cowboy mixtapes. smells like cowboys in here.
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i'll excuse you. thanks. yeah, no problem. welcome to brawlhalla! whoa, already? welcome to brawlhalla! welcome to brawlhalla! ooh, there's missions. i'm gonna start dropping brawlholicos in chat, by the way. oh, nice! just for fun. are you gonna do it for funsies, though? i guess so. does that have a shitload of them? yeah. i do too, i should drop them in my chat too. yeah. uh, let's see...
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