Quotes about "You don’t understand"

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸1⧸15]

Librarian Fri Oct 02 Watch on YouTube ↗

1241.680 just, they're watching the sports game and then like they score and they throw the bag of chips up into the air and there's a bowl of chips and they all spill everywhere and they go, ruffles! you know, hang out with your friends. but then like a dessert ad is always like, can't make your girlfriend cum? our ice cream will. and it's like, what is how did this become the norm for this? i don't understand. yeah, there is some gender stuff going on about ads and chocolate. it's weird. it is weird! it's freaking chocolate, man. Search ↗
1613.540 be honest, it really was kind of uncomfortable by it. why would you be uncomfortable by one fictional character from your childhood being shadow the hedgehog and then having his bottom half be sonic the hedgehog turned into a toilet that's about to be shitted? i don't understand. it was the impending shitting that did a lot of the uncomfortable elements for me. there was like a figure coming in off frame. what was the thing that it said? it was like... Search ↗
2123.000 and apparently people come to see them, but nobody ever comes to see them, so i don't understand that part of it. you know the adams family house is a museum, but no one comes to see him. it's like, that's the, there's a randy newman song in there. somewhere. he's the guy that's always playing piano in the family guy episodes. spooky people got no reason. yeah, it's like that. Search ↗
2552.180 alright nick, i think i'm gonna win this last run. i hope you do. i think i got a shot at it good items i got like a bit cack chocolate milk high damage some lives. i don't know how many but like some it would be kind of nice if they included a life counter. i understand why they didn't do it. what do you think? this is nick magic the gathering. i don't Search ↗
7633.540 look, what are you doing? i don't understand the problem. oh, i died! there is no problem. we were just waiting to kill one of us. that's all. alright. oh, i got a ducky so i couldn't drown. okay. let dan know his mic is kind of loud. yeah, dan, could you turn your mic down like maybe 10%? yeah, i can back away from it too. let dan know we all hate him. well, that's kind of mean. well, that's mean. is this still loud? i think that's better. Search ↗
8902.080 what if instead of bombs you're throwing atomic bombs and instead of squares they were country? oh, i thought you're just laughing at the words mischief makers. something funny about nuclear war to you then? oh, i'm gone. got him. rob, hold up. look at me for a second, okay? i can't see you yet. oh no! war never changes. why am i the caballero? what is this? i don't understand this. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Tue Oct 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

2095.040 that's all. if you were lazy about it, i'd understand. but this whole, oh there's a demon that controls my hunger, i don't buy that at all. you're really harping on the demon thing, huh? i'm not really talking about a demon. i'm just throwing out, that's the most plausible explanation that i can see. so there's demons inside all of us? like a nine tailed fox? are they smarter than a fifth grader? nope. eat. asses and bananas. Search ↗
2734.580 try to put it out. that's the end of that. what i really felt bad about is the amount of people just calling him an absolute idiot and everything like, i understand he did some really stupid things. yes. but he was under some pressure and he panicked. this can happen to people. yeah, dudes panic. i would guess he probably knew better. just not in that moment. i don't know though, man. i do stupid things all the time. hey, womb chuck, up down all around. welcome to jsmithtown. thank you very much for that subscription. i'm sorry that my thing didn't go... Search ↗
2764.380 and even if he didn't know better and that really was the stupidest like the best thing he could do at the time for himself he still like burned down his house, and that's pretty sad so like being a dick to him isn't very nice i don't want to be a dick to him, but at the same time come on dog well yeah, but great. come on. dog is fair like that's not that bad okay, that's i understand where you're coming from now mostly. i'm like oh Search ↗
3259.900 i recommend you play it. okay. bear didn't like it. yeah, bear didn't like it, but i want to have a talk with him about that at some point. this sounds a little menacing. no, i don't i want to understand his perspective more is all. i mean, he's fine. you'll just have a little chat about why you don't like davey redden's new game, bear taffy. what? why don't you come to my abandoned warehouse in the meatpacking district? i should have, davey. i would never murder bear and put him in a box or whatever you're implying i would do. that would do it. i assure you, at the ultra lux, we do not eat people. we don't. Search ↗
5121.580 i'm off of wizards payrolls, so i can commiserate with you now. not sure i understand how you killed me there. i'm the greatest? oh, you bitch boy! don't call me a bitch boy, you bitch boy. ah, i knew better! i do. well played, well played. oh, you... oh, what a duck that you are, because we're playing a duck game. how are we gonna do this? get low! Search ↗
8531.460 i don't think i understand what this problem is then. i don't really understand this at all. i don't know. okay, i've got a hold button that's red. that's how you speak more of speed. also if it matters there's a red pNL on the side of the bottom that says car. okay if it says hold then press and immediately release the button. i think we were doing it backward. i think we're supposed to be taking from the list on the right and giving list on left. oh okay. oh yeah that makes sense. Search ↗
9399.880 i believe so. i did. okay, yes. next. i don't understand. l e e d. lead. l e e d. bottom left? nothing. l e e d or l e e d? yeah, bottom left. it's bottom left. l e e d. okay, bottom left. word is nothing. bottom left is nothing. okay, response is uh. u h h h. okay, thank you. next one. u. y o u. middle right. middle right. first. first response. sure. nope. Search ↗
9992.460 we need you to like go through all the letters and then cross reference them? i don't understand what the tell is here. so, like the first one, it's only giving us letters, like, it's giving us like a z for like the first option. our passwords don't have a z to begin with. yeah, so it's definitely not that, i got you there. and so the rest of them, like s and then there was something else maybe. yeah. yeah, yeah, what's the second row again? oh no, no, we s yeah, go on. s h m q w b. m h q w b. it has to be m. Search ↗
10105.800 i actually completely had that moment where i was like, there's only five seconds left. you got to cut a wire. and it worked. it worked. but did you cut the second wire? is that what it was? the next one was who's on first. and i was like, oh, fuck. yeah, that's a real problem. we figured out the combination lock one, though. that was pretty cool. i kind of like that one. can you give me hints about how that works? because i still don't understand what you're doing there. no, we got radio megahertz again. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸7⧸15]

Librarian Thu Oct 08 Watch on YouTube ↗

3796.580 save the girl! aw, don't make me fight these guys! i thought i'd already done this room! save the cheerleader, save the world? that's when i quit watching, by the way. that was like episode 5 or something. yeah. pretty much. you watching heroes reborn? i don't know. i've never actually seen heroes, so i'm out of the circle jerk. i don't understand. i watched the first season of it, and it was okay. how in the heck am i gonna beat mom's heart here? Search ↗
9438.780 i think this one is very should be very confusing for chat because it's like i have individual objectives that they don't get to see like they're only gonna get to understand it at the end. i think i don't think so because like what we're drawing we don't they don't know that we're we're guessing on what these things are you know what i mean right? we have we have hidden objectives yeah, i don't disagree with that Search ↗
9681.500 it was actually like pretty cheap all things considered. i made $2,000 on it. oh god damn it. wow. i don't know how you screwed up but i did it. you shouldn't have screwed him i guess. oh my god it's the fucking bank again. alright yeah get a loan fuck it. you guys want to try the bomb game? i think we should try the bomb game. this is a clusterfucker right now. with the bomb game. you know what it is? is that like the chat doesn't get to understand our decisions. you know because they don't get to see the bomb. Search ↗
10110.360 okay, it's gonna get harder here. okay, good. it's tuesday now. monday they just give you like the easy shit. first day of the week, understand? yeah, that's how actual bomb defusal works. like the monday they give you the joke bombs. yeah, you know, the monday bombers, they don't really pay too much attention. it's a monday. i'm the cutter. wires need to be cut in order from right to left. cut wire three if it is yellow. cut all wires adjacent to wire one. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸29⧸15]

Librarian Sat Oct 31 Watch on YouTube ↗

732.940 i can understand that. salty breakfast. that would be lovely too if i'm getting paid the 8 bucks per takoyaki, you know? yeah. yeah, we got the desserts too which were just like two little bites of something and it was like 5 euro. nice! whatever, it's a vacation, you go a little crazy on those things and you know, food is one of the few times you splurge a bit. don't attack me. don't attack me! ahhhh! i'm alive. that wasn't even a problem really. Search ↗
1447.340 create a new account for rebirth daddy. i don't even understand what this means, create a new account for rebirth. yeah, just get a new account and then you'll get it sooner. is that so i can get my new player bonus again? it's tied to your account is the problem, so if you get a new one you'll probably have a better chance. i have no idea what that means at all, actually. i can't wait for this joke to end tomorrow, says it, luke. well, freaking think about how i feel, man! i'm in on the joke and i'm not even, i don't even have the reward for it. Search ↗
1540.540 at least we got one transformation here. it's not the right one, but... you got lord of the flies? i got lord of the flies, man. oh! i got big fan and revenge fly, and i don't even know what the other one was. you know, i still don't know exactly what lord of the flies does. i don't understand it yet either. you fly, and if an enemy creates flies, they become your flies. Search ↗
2071.900 and then they had the, they added a cracker and cheese deal and then there was also a hot sandwich after that. so there was non stop food. that, you know, i'm gonna be honest with you, that sounds kind of fantastic. it wasn't bad! if you have a long flight, i think it's logical to break it up like buy it, buy it in beverage services and if they just kept coming out with more food, it's not like i'm doing anything else. i'm not shitting on the food, don't get me wrong. it was just the fact that the people going up and down the aisle never stopped. that was the only thing that bothered me. i can understand that. Search ↗
3188.580 i meant the one that goes around your head. oh those ones yeah, this the it looks like the pillow you if you have hemorrhoids that you sit on but you carry around your neck i didn't like understand those i thought people were just silly and they brought them on because like i don't know why i just like a silly pillow yeah, no very sensible. they have a reason and it's pretty good reason yeah kate uses one of those from time to time i just like i can't sleep on flights, so i just i Search ↗
4479.100 i won't stand for the slander on my watch. there's a lot of entire countries that would really hate you for saying that. i don't understand the the crepe hate. they can be savory, they can be sweet. yeah, they're very versatile. they are what you want them to be. how could you be anti crepe? it's some kind of like elitism or superiority shit. like i'm not into it, whatever they're talking about. nick, how much hp do you lose on your average downwell run? Search ↗
5474.440 probably something else i'm not remembering. what's up with the spoons? the souvenir spoons are like... who's using those souvenir spoons? i've never seen one of those, you know, in the wild. you give them to people older than you and then they go away forever. yeah, they get put in a box. they go in the attic or in the shed or in the storage compartment somewhere. this is from the time my friend went to boise. i don't understand a souvenir spoon, a fridge magnet i get. Search ↗
6315.160 don't know the teeth against metal thing is not a big favorite of mine. okay, i can understand that but i don't agree, but that's you know, that's me. i am a native korean and i mostly use a sport okay fair enough. i believe it. hey man, the sport kids made fun of but it's also very useful. it's functional no, they give them to you on airplanes a lot Search ↗
8316.320 he actually, mathis, his dirty little secret is that he doesn't even play magic. he just collects cards. i don't know if there's anything really wrong with that. there's nothing wrong with it. you're entitled to do whatever you want, but if we played i would smoke his candy ass non stop. i figured you had played. oh, we played. okay. we played. alright, cool. oh, i actually had played. i don't really understand the... i see what you're saying. Search ↗
8451.700 really can't get too attached to any of these guys. it's going pretty well. you know the clocks are actually not that bad. yeah, i mean they're just like more expensive right? yeah, it's the trade off is you wait a little longer to collect to start but then once the chain starts they go a little faster. stop destroying my turrets please. i mean i can say the same to you. mmm, i don't understand. i feel like this is kind of the crux of the entire engagement we've got going on. one of us just respected the other would just work out poorly for us. Search ↗
9523.220 it's a good game. i'm so kind of surprised you need it anymore like critical mass seems like it's so worms like that everybody is kind of like an understanding of how to play it i can't imagine to take anyone more than 15 minutes to understand how to play yeah exactly and the single player mode actually teaches it to you fairly well, too, so i agree i don't get why this didn't take off more. well sad it didn't it's good game. oh Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸2⧸15]

Librarian Tue Nov 03 Watch on YouTube ↗

664.660 turns out you might do quite a bit of work with pills on this run oh, yeah, who would have thought that 15 cents for permanent stat upgrades would be like an awesome benefit not me because i didn't say that at all. exactly. i actually said the opposite of that which is pretty silly of me honestly. fuck it yeah, let's take the d4. dude take the d7 and then see if you can figure out what it does yeah, i sort of still don't understand it. oh god. what is wrong with my dude? Search ↗
1488.740 josh is on shoal near the end. thank you, nice person in chat who actually answered the question i asked to josh. how do i know where i'm at? when you go down the floor it says, you know. it's the same floors as you have in the regular game though except for the shop is the chest. i still don't understand how it all works. also, ultra reed's bot is incredible. i'm very for them. i think i should reroll these. that's what i'm gonna do. i'm gonna reroll. oh! Search ↗
2778.380 i'm not laughing at the ptsd, i'm laughing at a joke i thought of from earlier. you wouldn't understand. i don't get it. ooh, blue heart. i rode the razor's edge. dude, the razor's edge, that was a sweet finisher. i made it through nearly this whole floor with a half a heart and finally got to the shop and came back. that's amazing. if anyone wants to... i have a seed. Search ↗
6189.460 this one gave me a troll bomb. so red heart as well gave me some cornflies. oh fuck! i got hit by one of those spiders! that's what happens! cornflies. ryan how do you feel about the glowing hourglass? yeah i don't like that item. the blue one! i think it's a cool idea. i don't understand how it works but i got it. you go back one room. you can do it again. so can you just like keep getting the blue triangle? Search ↗
6726.560 mmm. alright, doll. he's a little kitty seriously though like go faster josh. this is getting a little out of control. it's it usually says that to me he's not saying it's very true. i'm just like salty. i've lost two amazing lost runs today i don't understand why you're fucking surprised you're shitty at this game. yeah, i will own this land no, you won't goodbye. oh mystery stack reroll that reroll mystery sagging a mystery sack. it's pretty sweet. oh Search ↗
8207.000 you caught me in the face! i thought you were just gonna call somebody a cock. i thought you were gonna have less about to, but then i decided to... to revitalize the... yo, cock me in the face. yeah. why now i have my lingus test tomorrow? that one's even like, i don't even understand how to... i don't know, wait, how did i blow up? so i threw a grenade? yeah, i grenaded. you got ralph naded. no! Search ↗
9194.060 oh, i don't understand sword fighting really. get out of here you little baby. i'm nick, i'm not gonna take your shit. you fucked three, you fucked, you brought your shit. how do you like that shit right there? that was great. dcard414, thank you very much for the subscription. yeah. oh, this is a close one. this is a close one. Search ↗
9265.880 you killed me! oh, nick! i was standing right next to you. that was probably the best grenade i've ever shot in my entire life, actually. it was really good. i just nailed somebody's corpse, too. oh! now that i don't understand. there was some latency in that. do you know the muffin man? mmm, i used to. thanks for blowing up my mouth. i'm a muffin trying to grenade me, that son of a bitch. um... Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸4⧸15]

Librarian Fri Nov 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

3317.880 i've got so many soy milks on the screen now that i don't think you can hardly see anything. i lived for some reason! did you die and then live again? kind of. and now what about netflix and chill? i still don't understand the big deal over netflix and chill. people have been using that parlance for centuries. i know. you see that? it was that choice that was like in the 1700s there was like a common euphemism for hey want to come up in my place and bang and it was just like would you would you like to come take a look at my etchings? Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Sat Nov 07 Watch on YouTube ↗

371.800 i understand you, but you have my blessing nonetheless. it's like when people go out running, right? and they want to get some fresh air? i just don't do that, so i go out biking inside a video game. sure, yeah, i mean i can understand the therapeutic elements of it to a certain extent. i'm sure there are people out there that are gonna be pretty stoked about that. it's like a really good looking desert bus. pretty spoked about that! pretty spoked about that. Search ↗
436.540 your mom was high as hell when i fucked her last night. yo, dog, that's there's some uncomfortable, uh, you know, interpretations of that, uh, that message there. i don't understand, did someone even say high as hell? did i say high as hell? did chad say high as hell? maybe they didn't met us, you just say somebody fucked your mom for no reason. and she's your mom's addicted to needle drugs. ooh, that's pretty rude. Search ↗
490.140 that's weird. that, when i saw that i was also thinking pretty much the same thing. i was like, that's a little unusual. i kinda don't like it very much, but i'll go with it. mm hmm. i mean, you know, what were you missing out on there? eh, nothing. i just don't like, you know, being walled off that way. i understand. it's claustrophobia inducing. Search ↗
558.580 yeah, but man, you're seeing what people are gonna see in like 150 years. they're gonna come down there and be like, look at these spray paintings from the primitive peoples of this area. fuck the police. what could it mean? does anyone here understand english? oh, that was... the police was their god of justice and they don't like him very much sometimes. taking my fuckboy test tomorrow. ask nick what i should know. you should try going with a bike ride with me. i think you'll probably make it pretty far. Search ↗
2855.660 marked is hot garbage. what are you talking about? marked is the greatest item in the game you're just jealous because you don't have it right now. i mean, i don't really understand why it's good it's just kind of there you guys are out of your minds it's a novelty, but it's not like gonna help your run at all. it's better than notched acts i guess does it up your fire rate to a lot. is that the point? oh Search ↗
5965.320 how do i just like okay drop it no store i want to store it it's unfortunate every time we start this game is like some silly thing that makes us angry for a minute because it's still a really good game it's just hard to give a really positive impression when you're struggling with the controls every time yeah especially i felt bad cuz we've already done the tutorial stuff before like right they added a tutorial afterward or something all right, no you don't understand. i don't want to do this oh Search ↗
8168.880 like, why is... i understand, like, the expected value of the expeditions and shit is higher, but like... uh, it's like, for the fat packs it's because they come with 40 full art lands. and the full art lands are expected to be like, you know, 50 cents to a dollar each. yeah. if truly, in like 10 years. which... i don't know how people can play magic and also eat. it's so expensive. Search ↗
8194.840 ah, once you get like a s i mean it is, it's not not expensive. but once you get a standard deck, or if you just draft like, once a week then you get obsessed and keep buying cards for no reason because you just want more. i understand the the obsession though, i'm just saying. don't really, once you have a standard deck you can stop buying packs. everybody does though. i think a lot of people do, there's like a ton of the magic community that's really obsessed with like best financial practices. it's 80 full art lands? 80 full art lands? no way, it's a is it that much? Search ↗
8382.000 it only looked like they wanted you to pay real money for cards. yeah, that's correct. that's why i don't play that. i'm not doing that. just draft instead. yeah, okay, so is that free? no. well then that's just so no, if i'm gonna buy cards, i want real cards. you're not playing with the cards anyway, you should get the online ones you actually play with. i mean, i understand. i might try a bit. is there like a way i can like... Search ↗
9340.780 i don't understand why uh, we do not condone this. what i just said. why can i not, like, jump up? ah. ahh! you know what? screw you guys. are you going home? i am home. home is where you hang your ahhh! hug me! oh fuck. this tomato sauce kill one of us with your ghost bomb. i'm alright. yeah, i i'd like you to you enter the game at some point. ugh. fuck, she's doing an nl impression. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Search ↗
9688.860 come give me a hug, fuckboys. come get a taste, you little... you little... jerk. okay. okay, i finally understand this game. except for your fucking black hole bombs, i don't... appreciate that very much. is there a super banana bomb in this? super banana bomb would be sweet. hey! look at my diglett. no, i don't... it looks a little like jake the dog, too. i like his jowls. hey! oh no! oh, i wooded you. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸9⧸15]

Librarian Thu Nov 12 Watch on YouTube ↗

446.220 see, i have still, i don't understand the purpose of a rug. it's like they cover hardwood. yeah, but why don't you just have hardwood? like hardwood is very... i don't know, why don't you just put it on your jeans? because you... cold feet, man. you don't want to have cold feet. i'd rather just buy slippers. they're like a mobile rug. you can have both. slippers is like a rug to go. i like that a lot. that's very dimitri martin of you, actually. i appreciate that. Search ↗
478.840 there's a lot of things like i still don't understand people buying. why would you buy mud flaps for your car? what does this do? keeps your car from getting muddy? yeah, it shoots up on the car behind you a lot of the time. yeah, i think it's more... oh god! it's like a... log off! joe, just log off. up down the hall around. welcome to jason. it's a gesture of goodwill to the cars driving behind you as i... that's what i was gonna say. it's not for you. oh, okay. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸11⧸15]

Librarian Sun Nov 15 Watch on YouTube ↗

356.940 i don't know, just a follower run. ooh, that's not bad. so nick, i finally did the guardian challenge. oh, how did that go? i understand where you were coming from when you said that it's absolutely bullshit. at the time, and even for like the first couple of floors on the run, i was like, i mean this is weird but it's not so bad. and then i fought red mom and was just like, oh, so this is just oh, she's a stomper. you just lose! Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸12⧸15]

Librarian Mon Nov 16 Watch on YouTube ↗

301.380 i, uh, at the grocery store i accidentally picked up light herb and garlic cream cheese. yeah. and then when i was about to, like, leave the dairy aisle, i was like, hold up. don't be trying to punk me like this. i want that full fat herb and garlic cream cheese. i'm okay with it. and then i got it. you know what's ridiculous? i hear you say i picked up and i immediately think the next words out of your mouth are gonna be an isaac item. like, i've heard you say those words so many times. that's fair, yeah. that's silly. ooh, quarter. i understand where you're coming from there. Search ↗
9199.620 i don't think it's an 85% chance they're gonna poison you. i was being facetious. i don't think anyone's gonna poison you. but i understand that apparently. somebody did send york like a bunch of hydrochloric acid in the mail once. jesus. pretty fucked up. yeah, that's... how do they... they send a bottle in the mail? i don't know, it was like a trap deal. drink this! you're in the face. it's got a vape on it still. really strong chemical smell coming out of the bottle. i'm like, alright. let's try this. Search ↗
9845.720 oh, early death again. don't throw your gun at me. i wanna beat that dad. yeah, i understand why. oh god, oh god. double kill! no! ah, suck. did you just say suck? ah, suck. you ever heard that before? don't tell me this is the first time all three of you have ever heard that expression. i know. people get yelled at for stupid shit on this show. i was i said wolf before, nobody believed me. yeah, you were like, you know, i was like calling a man a wolf. i've never heard this one. like like geralt? Search ↗

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