Quotes about "Yes"

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸1⧸15]

Librarian Fri Oct 02 Watch on YouTube ↗

264.140 competition they played like asteroids, but it was like you control a ketchup bottle you're trying to like hit hash browns with it and stuff like that is what gets you going. this is what got me to follow them. yes i'm not aware chat. this is how you can get north of mine to follow you on twitch they put like at least fifteen twenty thousand dollars into this event and i was like i'll watch it enough to earn a follow Search ↗
411.020 no shoes, no shirt, yes service. yeah, prepare to be serviced i believe is how that one is. bring a pointy stick, stab each other with it. our mcdonald's has a fireplace? that seems extremely dangerous. your mcdonald's must be frequented by different clientele than most mcdonald's i've been to. do they have like a candelabra on every table? what's up with that? welcome to mcdonald's. they give you like tiffany jewelry as the happy meal. Search ↗
466.660 the scapular pickup and the gimpy though, i mean that's pretty good for health. the scapular pickup probably has saved my life, yes. not gimpy though. gimpy has also saved my life by paying out with a single spear at heart, i appreciate that. Search ↗
683.680 i mean, if you touch an enemy, you'll get some flies. it's like bird foot or something, but with flies. correct, yes. that's a good analogy. is my stream back chat? some people said that they can see me now, so that's good. i don't really like this. okay. i also couldn't take the deal with the devil, because i didn't have enough hp and it was curse of the blind. oh shit, you're right. i just probably angialled myself before. yeah. not that we could... well, not much we could do about it. Search ↗
1080.780 yeah, but it probably wouldn't change the item pool that it would draw from just to spite you. you'd fight the fallen and get like a regular health upgrade. it's like needlessly cynical about it. if they're making it, they could make it. oh my god. alright, well, d10 got me a damage there, so... two damage! you've rolled with the d10! i rolled, yes, i rolled with the d10, took it into a room, and it hit me twice because i re rolled it. Search ↗
2900.780 who am i? i'm the lost again. okay. this is good. you guppied. not gu i collared. i collared, specifically, yes. is it my shot with chocolate milk? ipecac is so large that i can't stand in some parts of the screen and shoot because it'll kill me. oh, now i'm dark cutious. now i'm dark cutious. alright, so i fucked up the lost chance. bad room. mom's heart turns out as a tough draw. Search ↗
2961.920 districtlines.com slash northernlion. it's a shirt service. it's a shirt service. permanent shirt. no shirt. yes shirt service. permanent shirt a roid invincibility. i wish, man. and now please don't become mathis. what, you talk about having a shirt, all of a sudden you become mathis? you should make a shirt for every video series you do. i think that'll make you mathis. yeah, that's more of a mathis play right there. i don't even think he's done that. i think it's just the one. Search ↗
3819.240 i mean there have been brawlers for ages, this is not even castle crashers is like fifth generation brawler. yes, i would agree with that. i would also say that it would be a little bit dishonest to say there's not some obvious like castle crashers influence here. but i think it's like let's not go crazy and be like these guys are copying off the bohemith. the bo he mith. the bo he mith. i'm really excited for the vancouver canucks season. what is this? oh, i can't pick that up. i also cannot pick that up. so they're the same class. Search ↗
4295.380 that is pretty cool. yeah, i think it's a top tier item. if both of us had this, we'd be unstoppable. oh, this could be good. and it's an easy one. i really like the lock picking mechanic in the game. nice. he knows getting in there. 50 hp, yes please. no. oh, i can make platforms? that's pretty sweet. yo, that's dope. you also just got ass disease, for the record. your head is a butt. oh yeah. kick chests open. Search ↗
5179.180 gladius oh yes, please. roll of armor. i'll use it. i'm the only one who can wear armor anyway. look a banana. you throw magic banana peels. what about that mace? how does that mace look? oh, oh, oh we are decked out man. gladius is freaking five damage up. there's an ass potion there if you want to be an ass. oh i saw it. i forgot about the bananas. Search ↗
5263.160 yes, oh what the heck is building too much stuff? stuff a lot of skeleton i can't i can't attack over there, but i did some good damage, but i took a lot of damage in return oh this room's open now. i guess i'll take these oh you know the health i can get right now you can take uh you think this potion i left on the ground here to Search ↗
5403.980 oh my god, i'm freaking colossus. oh, yes stomp on henrik's dean. why are you talking about henrik's dean so much? he's a great hockey player for the vancouver canucks one of the top ten teams in the pacific division this year and your guy looks like him now that the the one of these guys so one of these enemy archetypes looks a lot like him. oh Search ↗
5463.140 yes! caught him. the enemy's in here i don't think i've ever seen before. i've opened up like, is it you? you're in here? you're not in here. i'm in the north most room. lady, it's not sustainable to keep your gold in like pots just around your store. i don't know what you've been reading on the internet, but it's bad news. i cut these guys up and then their freaking heads try to burrow into the ground away from me. and? weird. well, i'm in the mall when you need me. Search ↗
6281.580 that's another verse i guess yeah what? you're at least three months late to ask chad not to be weird. that's not true i can ask whatever i want you're under no obligation to say yes, though. you can be as weird as you want there's that's the way like it. it's on twitter now you ever see like a famous person make a tweet like the first response is always like fuck me daddy like what oh Search ↗
6599.360 i am like not in a good place here. there's cheese. oh yes, you're right. it's not a huge bonus, but it's something. kevmeister12, thank you very much for the subscription. oh, you're doing some good damage there. yeah, this is going alright. if you live through a bunch of these dudes, i'm actually coming back. really? one more. that's all the encouragement i need. he says before getting hit six consecutive times and... oh, it's bread! aw yeah! shrek's back, baby. this summer... Search ↗
6675.080 i mean this is a decent room though for me to maybe get you back on. yeah? oh, heads burrowin' to the ground. heads? yes. you know that song, nick? no? it's headphones on, it was from rock band. by miranda cosgrove. she's like the man selena gomez. i would have known that though. really, i was in rock band? it was like free dlc. Search ↗
7069.700 aren't these all the worst ones? yeah, these are really bad. and now it's broken. this thing sucks. let's break it. yeah! oh, gold rush! give me my flashback, son of a bitch. gold rush! oh, i think any gold i pick up doesn't stay in my inventory because i lost, but i just got there. i'll just not make that gold up anymore. this is the greatest time in bad man. we don't even have the box this time. oh, oh. you need a hand over there? yes, yes. thank you. no problems. Search ↗
7551.480 got vanka nights. i know they're called. yes, we're called. we're vancouver. it's not vanka night what the heck is that your vanka night? that's like a that's like a saturday morning cartoon show from the early 90s well, thank you guys are coming that's a that's sick. do you have any idea what you're doing me? you probably explain the game ah? yeah, when we're ready. i'm not trying to rush you know that you try to knock people down oh Search ↗
7580.940 when you get bounced into the water, you die. and then you can throw ghost bombs with the x button at the other people. and if you kill someone with the ghost bomb, you get to come back. i programmed this game. i'm taking night classes. you did not program this game. yes i did. you sure did. you programmed this game, yeah. damn, your lies are completely indefensible. you're tearing me apart, lisa! Search ↗
7920.840 yes, i was testing you failed mister i'd take a lot of morphine. i know this zombie alpaca patrol you're not like i want to wear you guys in front scare me for real. oh, i'm a little pro body from time to time you're all right right now. all right, dan gheesling. oh god the bomb stuck to the wall hey, so did you i have an important question to ask you guys? oh got that. oh Search ↗
7956.600 yeah. the question is, do you know what today is the first of the month? yes. to cash your checks and get up. yeah, okay. what's happening? dan are you alright? i think we're having some bitrate problems because every time dan talks i don't hear a response for a really long time. no! Search ↗
8153.760 what? what is happening? this is a clusterfuck and a half right now. thank you very much for the subscription. did you say you have to look for the hood section? yeah, i heard that too. yes, that's what i said. the brand is called hood. they make eggnog. oh. no, i thought it was a derogatory. yeah, i'm pretty sure you were implying it was a... it's not a derogatory. this is the name of the brand. look it up. hood eggnog. hood eggnog. don't go for that. Search ↗
8180.980 it's a circle with the word hood inside of it. you think i'm making it up? it's real. i really think you're making it up. yeah. well, i guess i believe anything you say i have to tell me you have to throw your garbage into mount doom. i did say mount doom, yes. dan, did i just hear like a... like an msn messenger message come in? it was actually icq. how does that come in over your microphone? Search ↗
8209.080 what kind of setup do you have here? wait, give me the dog here. i want the dog. it's not a dog. it's a pinata. it's a pinata. oh, i'm a luchador. oh yeah, if you jump. oh, no it's over. i got one jump. that was it. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. i'm dead. i gotta know how to maximize that next time. oh, when josh plays this game, does it say the ghost of jsmithoti? it does, yeah. absolutely does, yes. is that just meta or is that... Search ↗
8240.200 what's the opposite of meta? not meta. uh, actual. uh, big sky this is meta actual. oh, you guys are both fucked. metafelacia. nope. wait, that doesn't bring me back? what? you're alive? not fucked! i had a duck! i had a duck, i told you about it. the duck lets you swim? yes, forever. oh, not now though. dan, you're back! Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Tue Oct 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

2734.580 try to put it out. that's the end of that. what i really felt bad about is the amount of people just calling him an absolute idiot and everything like, i understand he did some really stupid things. yes. but he was under some pressure and he panicked. this can happen to people. yeah, dudes panic. i would guess he probably knew better. just not in that moment. i don't know though, man. i do stupid things all the time. hey, womb chuck, up down all around. welcome to jsmithtown. thank you very much for that subscription. i'm sorry that my thing didn't go... Search ↗
3003.000 not really a nice guy. he's definitely a bad guy, but no that not him that he's another wrestler he's not the guy you just said no no no daniel brian, that's the guy every single time yeah, all right, baby remember he's got two first names, and then i'll remember his name goes yes. yes, oh Search ↗
3028.060 does he stream? he seems like he would stream. no. he's on total divas sometimes. it's kinda like the same thing. i don't know what that is. he should be on total biscuits wtf is sometimes. yeah! wtf is daniel bryan. you'd be like, what? daniel bryan, what do you think of this game? yes! yes! Search ↗
4952.700 come here fuckboiiiiii. oh no, you did it you fuck! i thought you were gonna throw it, you just suicided yourself you bastard. i got you you bitch. god damn you king server. isn't keep talking no one explodes a vr game? yes, but it's also not a vr game if you want it to be. it can be either one. sure, we'll keep talking. i will just close chat. otherwise it'll be a very fast game. that is true. yeah, the knob. Search ↗
7834.340 okay. there's two yellow wires. there are. there's actually one yellow wire, otherwise if there's... are there no red wires? there's no red wires. there's no red... cut the last wire. he sounds so sure of it. yes, he's doing it. that's right, yeah, that's definitely doing it. okay, cut the last wire. last... okay. alright, go to the button. button. okay. go to the button. tell us about the button. i've opened the button, it says hold? it says hold, right? okay, if the button is red, the button's red? no, it's white. Search ↗
8098.020 it's... alright. second wire pNL. red, red, black, blue, yellow. and it's five wires? yes. five wires. red, red, black, blue, yellow. um... there are no bu uh, it's the last one. otherwise cut the first wire. what do you mean, it's the last one? i was it was the last i did all the things you said. cut the first wire. cut the first wire. why? correct. okay. alright. oh. um, okay, there's a detonate button. yeah. okay, yeah, don't do that one. Search ↗
8130.040 if there's more than one battery on the bomb, the bomb says detonate. is there more than one battery? there's two buttons. um, there's two batteries, yes. okay. if there is more than one battery on the bomb and the button says detonate, press and immediately release the button. oh, fuck. here we go. three, two, one. okay, josh, you got balls of steel. that was correct. alright. alright. what about this whole button? it's blue. Search ↗
8237.340 no. oh wait, like in order? yes. yeah. okay, give it to me again. that's column two. yes, column two. so it's a pound or like the thing with the two dots on it? correct. then the backwards c with the dot. hyundai symbol, upside down question mark. oh, easy. okay, last pNL. i got a minute forty five. it's another symbol pNL. it's a sixth upside down question mark, the logo for the tampa bay devil rays, and a smiley face. Search ↗
8558.520 okay, so yeah, press it immediately with the button. i clicked uh huh instead of uh uh. oh, you bitch! uh uh. no time for this! c! uh... wait, what's your button say? c e e! c e e. oh, and now back down to here? yes! i don't see c e e. that's a lot of words to look through quickly. i see no c e e. oh, okay, that's like... go to page 9. yes, hurry please. Search ↗
8589.380 cee is there anything with like the bottom right? is there like three? yes, rows? three rows. bottom right. oh, okay. wait, what? we were on the wrong page? god damn it. based on this play, read the label of a particular button and proceed to step two. oh! bottom right. fuckers. here we go again. i still don't get it though. top right, wire pNL. yellow, white, black, black, yellow. five wires. Search ↗
8639.960 otherwise if there are no black, yeah, okay. otherwise, i think it's cut the first wire, yeah. thanks, ray. two people say yes, i'm in. alright, we need this one for a while, because we've already got words, but we've also got this one. kind of looks like a pac man arcade board. there's a green circle, a green circle and a red triangle. there's four directional triangles that light up. the up arrow is lit. Search ↗
8696.600 it's the middle and left one, right? you need to go up? yeah, sorry, top left. top left. no, not up. not up. where is your starting position? it's definitely up if it's this one. second column, second row. right next to the green circle. second column, second row. where's the green circle? so do we have to solve this fucking maze? final column, third row. final column, third row. yeah, yeah, so it is the first one. okay, and you start in the second column, second row. yes. Search ↗
8786.460 are there no yellow wires in the last digit of the serial number? no, and this is the last digit of the serial number? yes. okay, then cut the third wire. boom. okay. we got a maze again. okay, maze is good. i like maze. fourth column, fourth row. sixth column, fourth row. so the green circles are not adjacent. there's one row in between them. Search ↗
8988.940 if the display is... what the fuck? the display is not... the display is four? the display says four? yes. if the display is four, press the button in the fourth position? yeah. yeah. okay. the display is now three. press the button in the first position. yeah. the display is now three. press the button in the third position. Search ↗
9059.100 four. press the button labeled four. which position was that? two. and then the next display button is three. press the button in the fourth position. yep. okay, final one. two. stage two, press the button in the fourth position. yes. that's an x! no! what? that shouldn't be. you said it was two? press the button in the label in stage two. yeah, you... oh, wait. the same label? same as one. it went five to two to one. it says label. Search ↗
9124.260 row four and the red triangle is column four row five. we're on top left i believe you said column one row two for the one dot? yes. and six three. six three. okay so we're definitely top left. i'm at two four. two four. two four. okay. and the red triangle is at four five. right up left Search ↗
9155.140 yes, continue. up, right, up. okay. left, left, down. yes, but i need the triangle. yeah, well you do that last. up, right, right. okay. down, left, down. okay. right, down, right. okay. up, right, right. okay. and where's the red triangle? it's in the four, five. four, five. okay, oh shit. uh... Search ↗
9277.180 oh, oh fuck. uh, yes. yes, and say that's the first thing you just said. fuck. the colors, man! it exploded. alright, in the future we don't do maze with dots and we'll be way better off. yeah, way better. that's like so much easier. holy shit. alright, well let's hope so. okay, we got a white button that says hold. oh, this is pretty good. it's a white, white stripe. Search ↗
9309.920 wait, it's a white stripe? white button, white stripe. release the countdown timer in any one position? no, yes. yes. you gotta hold it and then release it in any one. okay, words. we got words pNL. okay. okay. it says display. display. so bottom right. oh, wait what? on the subject of who's first. Search ↗
9335.460 of who's on first. yes, this is the who's on first puzzle. display is bottom right. step one to determine a button labeled to read. using the button label, use step two to determine which button to push. bottom right, what does that mean? um, so, based on display, read the label of a particular button and proceed to step two. yeah. so read the button on the bottom right. what's the first button that appears in its corresponding move? what is it? bottom right says right. right. oh, oh, man. so press? nope. Search ↗
9399.880 i believe so. i did. okay, yes. next. i don't understand. l e e d. lead. l e e d. bottom left? nothing. l e e d or l e e d? yeah, bottom left. it's bottom left. l e e d. okay, bottom left. word is nothing. bottom left is nothing. okay, response is uh. u h h h. okay, thank you. next one. u. y o u. middle right. middle right. first. first response. sure. nope. Search ↗
9537.620 yes. that's the one. that's correct. that's why there's so many words in this freaking column. this one is blank. the word is blank. the word is empty. there's no word. bottom left. bottom left. uh huh. uh huh. u h h u h. that is the one that i'm getting. yeah, and that's the response as well. yeah, it's u. alright, we did it. it's done. okay, symbols. you know what? enough talking. we gotta do simon first. so it's simon and yellow blinking. okay. does the zero number contain a vowel? Search ↗
9572.760 yes. how many strikes do you have? zero. okay, uh, green. yes. and then it blinked yellow twice. it's a flash of difference. it blinked yellow twice? it blinked yellow twice. how many strikes do you have? i would say green green. yeah. if you have no strikes. green green, yeah. okay, now what? yellow yellow blue. yellow yellow green red. yeah. correct. yellow yellow blue red. green green red blue. oh, fuck, i figured this out. okay. Search ↗
9935.120 yeah, i'm thinking it's an s. it's probably an s. okay, okay, so next one. what's the letter? okay. s h m q w b s. s h m q w b s. s h... fuck. i don't know what you're trying to do. no. i need someone to wipe the sweat off my mouth. s m? did you say m? s h m q w small. spell it small? yes. s m a l l. yeah. small. oh my god. Search ↗
10144.020 are we not in the dots and dashes? no, we've gotten out of the dots and dashes. i just wanted to get a hint about this. basically there's a couple, there's only, what is this, five by seven? there's only five letters that this password could possibly be. he's gonna go through the first column, he's gonna read off a bunch of letters. most of which are not gonna be in here. are you matching first column to first column on this chart? no, not at all. first column to first letter. yeah. of any of the passwords. of any of them in this grid. yes. any of them. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸7⧸15]

Librarian Thu Oct 08 Watch on YouTube ↗

0.000 still to this day the wednesday october 7 2015 northernlion lives over show as always i'm your host northernlion here with my esteemed co host rock lee smile mr. green man bring me a meme hi hopefully not today though and then also cobalt streak hello hello you are cobalt let's give us a seed so we can grill cobalt on his experience playing star wars battlefront mm hmm me yes yes please Search ↗
59.200 oh, do we get to grill him now? yeah, i did. yes, we get to grill him. cobalt, how's star wars battlefront? can you talk about it? are you under nda? oh no, it's closed beta. everybody's streaming it though. yeah, i saw that actually. yep. hey, thanks for the mold of can on for eight months. Search ↗
371.820 i'm still alive one second. there's a really okay. i lost my deal with the devil um yeah was it the same room with the chargers? yes? i believe um actually might have been mullaboom, but it's a mullaboom same principle. yeah um i was like man i can't find time in the day to like let's be honest can't find the motivation in the day to like reliably exercise but i can put three and a half hours a day into rebirth no problem without even noticing yeah Search ↗
665.720 if you're lucky enough to donate, you get luck. yes. that's sort of circular. take that, you fuckin' dataminers! didn't find that shit, did ya? until like, maybe yesterday or... a year later? yeah, a couple days ago. fuckin' dataminers. did you guys find a knife? not yet, but i saw someone in chat say, i got a knife on this run. Search ↗
1410.720 yeah, i mean like come in the case ready to go. yes that was in the case i felt my own before and i had like some really quirky problems not similar to what you have like mine i would start my computer up and this is still the case in the computer in the other room and half the time the monitors don't don't come on. oh wow, and i have to keep restarting it until finally the computer talks to the monitors so i mean, i'm not Search ↗
2080.500 little bill yeah, yeah, he had a cartoon. i believe that's correct. yes i mean, i guess we'll try to get a freaking error room on this floor it's not very likely but it might be worth a shot. my run slowly die and it's got dangle. did you know? people are talking about john cena being on scooby doo. did you know that john cena is in the fred movies? what are you remember fred the guy from youtube back in like? oh Search ↗
2360.580 you get points for which is great for me as someone who is just absolutely awful at singing i actually have done better on a hard than on medium because on hard i can hit the wrong note and still get points for it and they're like wow nice freestyle and i thanks i think that's the only way to go though. yeah, well, i mean at every instrument. yes, except for vocals for me i think i lack the mental biological capability to sing most on expert. i Search ↗
2562.820 yeah, that was a small moment i guess yes also like i really don't like the track list man i hate to say it, but there's like five songs on it that i like that's totally rock band or a guitar hero some of them i like but i or some of them. i don't like but i like to play and Search ↗
3108.540 kind of they're they're crepes. yeah, crepes are like their own thing, but you can they're analogous to thin pancakes yeah, they're very thin flat pancake esque usually filled with the variety of sweet or savory fillings sometimes yes fruit as well sometimes oh Search ↗
3171.320 you're on a show, they're filming tiny house nation. it's not like there's a bait and switch somewhere. it's about small houses? i'm in tv cribs or anything, like... it's about building very small houses, yes. in canada, is this specifically a canadian thing that people do? no, dude, it's an american show. that is so odd. i just never have heard of this. Search ↗
3470.860 thebears40, thanks for the subscription. we're gonna conveniently ignore that for now because i am on the womb one of a wimple lostron. proptosis? oh lord, he's done it. mike myers is my favorite wu tang member. ah yes, the mizzah. now i got the magic mushroom in my next item room. wow. magic mushroom is bad as the loss though, because you don't get the hp bonus, so... and i'm guppy. oh shit. Search ↗
3996.700 well it depends. like, for fun i'd rather be dark judas. cricket's head, but i already have the magic mushroom, but it's still a... ...point three damage upgrade. and bigger, fatter tears. bloody lost. that's pretty good. oh man, i can't wait for like a double caged room. yeah, i just killed isaac. you've passed me officially now, which is literally yes! this run... i snowballed real hard. i don't have any keys though, so... thank you figaroas for three months in a row! Search ↗
4219.920 is it over? no, i made it somehow. wow. you got bombs? oh fuck. yeah, i put a bomb down and it actually trapped both of them. oh nice. okay, i've still got some extra lives. i think i have to take bbf because it's, um, it's damaged and i have no damage. yes, it could kill me. that thing is so dangerous. but i have i love it when you have sad bombs with it though. that's the thing, i'm like, well i have butt bombs, so i have like a mild synergy with it. Search ↗
4322.120 and slightly huger yes they're magic much for this is my magic much boys i can't get out of the way of these fucking gates open the gates i really hope that i don't have to go this way oh man we killed one don't fuck it up your eyes curious guys i'm looking forward to little girdlings being fixed whatever so many people's days or what's going to be the fix Search ↗
5205.740 there's an awful lot of people that didn't hear what i said exactly. not my last time ever on the show, my last time for i'm starting to think they might be deliberately misrepresenting your uh, your text, yes. really? why would they do that? are they trying to get a rise out of me? pretty sure i almost got killed in la a few times, so... um, that's usually where my... Search ↗
6523.820 vicious yeah, man anyway. you know don't don't talk to strangers man ever or anyone don't talk to anyone even your even your best friends might be trying to scan yes that was beautiful thank you. that's what i was hoping would happen in my head, but i didn't imagine it could really happen most incredible worms action i've ever seen i mean, it's just too easy at this point. i Search ↗
7161.260 no, you woke up earlier. remember we talked to him for a while. oh, that's right. hey, it's perfect timing! we're gonna run some ads here. we're gonna come back and play the jackbox party pack 2. so for now, thanks for watching and we'll see you next time. jack back. in three minutes. see you next time in three minutes. next time in just a second. yes, i was talking shit, rob. oh really? cat, if you jump on this computer, i'm gonna jump on your brain, which is your computer. Search ↗
7798.100 there you go. i've made them loud again. excellent. okay. give me a moment. so just add in the points that i got for my sweet answers before and i'll be good. there's only two. rob, are you the first one in? uh, yes. i mean, everybody's in. okay. i'm in it to win it. Search ↗
7900.600 so long tom! mine are so bad, like they're not even funny mine are probably pretty bad too, especially considering which direction the questions come from like from your phone? well, yeah how does one audience go to jackbox.tv and enter oezr as your code? ozer then you can vote, yes, ozer ozer Search ↗
8049.760 i'm hoping the airport has a store that sells magic booster packs tomorrow. yes, that's wrong! that is wrong! that is the most wrong. yeah. i'm like, i could just crack one or two before i get on the plane, right? oh my god, you're so addicted! the smell of a hobby shop is the best. if you ever go to las vegas, never go to the slot machines. that's what i'm gonna say. don't have ones that win magic cards, then he'll be honest. yeah, dude! it just drops a bunch of shitty lands all over you when you win. Search ↗
8283.180 rob wouldn't know about this one. you don't want to lose the pater. no, that's second level humor. i like that. that is. oh, category nine space aids by 45 votes, 52 to 48. yes, it's good. they're both good. thanks. here's fun. 12 months in a row. here. oh, here. Search ↗
8826.720 okay, he has selected a prompt. i have selected a prompt. the sound rock lee smile's favorite plush toy makes when you squeeze it. now we select our sounds. what? what is going on here? you see the you see your choices? yes, i have to pick something for what i think rock lee's favorite shit is? pick the sound it makes when he Search ↗
8995.120 otherwise if we go 10 seconds without some kind of freaking, uh, stimulation it's all gonna fall apart. uh, by the way, rob, you are america. like, i don't know if you can see oh! you're right. rob, can you hear me? i can hear you, yes. my display driver has crashed. oh, no. oh, boy. oh, disaster. yep, stream's down. Search ↗
9261.840 you should be. no, it's the ones... they give you the options of things that you wanna buy and then you have to decipher if that's the one of the three that you need to buy. i can't click on any of them though. well yeah, cause i think cobalt already bought it. it's in a different phase right now. yeah, yeah. it's kinda hard with the delay. but yes, i am watching. cobalt bought his own painting. i didn't know what i was doing! Search ↗
9341.000 rob, this must be worth it for you, man. i don't even have the option to bid anymore. it's not letting me. because you're the winning bid! oh, okay. oh, do we have something we were specifically trying to draw? yeah, yeah, one of the three, yeah. you have to decipher what that thing is and whether you want to buy it. based on the things that you have. good job, dog. you lost $200 on your purchase. oh, i just drew random shit. i did technically lose $200, yes. oh, you know what? i'm going high on this one. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸29⧸15]

Librarian Sat Oct 31 Watch on YouTube ↗

1271.440 he adopted you. yeah, he's adopted you. that is precisely correct. i got nothing against him. what? oh, go ahead. i took a picture of this store when i was in this shopping mall and the sign, it was called swamp. okay, yeah. i mean that's the name of, it was a women's clothing store named swamp. does that strike you as odd? yes. i mean it had to be done that we had to edit shrek into the whole thing but that was taken care of right away. Search ↗
1567.500 but you don't create your own flies. but it's just like so close to being guppy, it's just why? every transformation in rebirth has to be related to flies. that's just like the science of it. there'll probably be a spider one eventually. in the patch. nah, keep talking about this patch, i don't... shut up, feeling. the only patch i know about is patch adams, okay? that was robin williams with a clown nose, right? robin williams with a clown nose, yes. in a conservatory. he murdered someone with a clown nose. Search ↗
2303.720 you are welcome. did you see the rocket league stuff? yeah, man. i'm actually very excited for that. so they keep making... oh, geez. that's a bad decision. they keep making what i would describe as very good decisions. yes. hockey rocket league sounds like fun. i don't know the specifics if it's just gonna be like a puck instead of a ball or if there's gonna be less traction on the ice, but i'm interested. i saw an image. the image looked like the entire field was coated in ice. that is cool. Search ↗
2849.940 oh good, isaac's fork on the lost. this is a... what a day to be alive. nlss without green man and with nick. yeah. i know, it's the first time it's happened in like the entire month of october. we're getting back to normalcy. october's been very strange. as far as we can tell, green man's just dead. completely dead. yes, i hope so. dead and buried. Search ↗
3116.360 maury povich is, you know, he's a talk show host. okay, i knew that one. and i think that's about where i end on my... his first name is maury. okay, well, if you're gonna go that route... his last name... is povich, and he's a man. yes, he is a human adult male. does he have a mustache? no, that's geraldo. okay, i'm thinking of geraldo. you're thinking of geraldo. first name geraldo, last name riviera. riviera. Search ↗
3540.020 and it's looking like a lock for mine as well, so i think we're i'm very glad to hear this. it feels like the end of a year. yeah, basically. that's true. this is our new year's. yeah. i mean, out of all the games i've ever played in my life, i think i've played the most rebirth in a concentrated amount of time over everything. i can see that. i've played more terraria, yes, but it was spread out over longer. i've played more super meat boy, yes, but again, spread out over longer. i'm actually surprised you've played more super meat boy. mostly because of the editor. Search ↗
3613.440 back in cheese, yes sir! oh man, curse of the labyrinth. this runs bullshit. i would love small rock here. nope, just a golden chest and a death card. even more odd is the fact that 2015 is going to be over fairly soon too. that's not that weird, you know. this year was really good though. i'm happy to hear that! Search ↗
6463.940 but you know it's i'm sure there's somebody you were like all those airlines yeah, that gets paid to like set the the menu and there's all sorts of probably like payola and stuff that goes on which is kind of hilarious when i use my fucking chrome plug in hack into the other region. yes, you know vpn in your in flight wi fi hey every flight. i was on said there was gonna be free wi fi none of them actually had it really kind of bs Search ↗
7475.280 what's that? the music. oh, yes. apparently made by the same dude who did the spelunky soundtrack. it's the spelunky soundtrack, man. he's quite dependable for his music. we should hire him to do some music for us. for the show, yeah. yeah. i've been thinking we need a theme song. a non copyrighted theme song, probably. i got one for roundtable. we could do one here too. that's true, we did. alright, there we go. there we go. this has gone on. we've been going long. i like this game, though. yeah, me too. Search ↗
7711.800 what's bigger, russia or russia or the usa? come on. that's an easy one. russia or the moon? pacific ocean. okay. what's bigger, russia or the pacific ocean? can't figure out, can't see. i kind of didn't think they'd have that information, but i was ready to be surprised. what's bigger, russia or the moon? is the moon bigger than russia? yes. Search ↗
7958.120 friend challenges you do you accept yes? i accept i use my gamepad this time yeah, man i'd suggest it go with a very simple assortment of options here. i still not unlock the rest of the items in this game. yeah, or like the pilots for that matter yeah, it's true. i've had afterbirth since august of 2014. i've just been really good at keeping it quiet i keep it random it gives me bank every single time Search ↗
8699.340 do you have lasers? he probably wouldn't tell me if he did. i have lasers, yes. probably shouldn't have actually. that's okay, i appreciate it. that fucking bob ross channel is 46,000 viewers. nah, that doesn't surprise me at all. it's quite a cool little experiment they're doing with it. i think bob ross is a pretty cool dude. yeah, why not? why not think bob ross is a pretty cool dude? so relaxing. Search ↗
9319.840 that's not gonna do anything. alright, what do you do with this fucking laser, man? making this very complicated. just try to destroy the nuke. that's not gonna do it. try to destroy aluc. aluc's really getting a rough go on this one. he's just for today! yeah. i still like you, aluc. he's okay. and yes, i did just shoot through my own diamond mine for some reason. i'm not quite sure why i did that. oh, that was that was pretty clutch. Search ↗
9743.560 that's this dude. the dude who is you. yes, chad, it was full penetration. oh! what was that? grape lady gets penetrated? you blew up my freaking stuff! yo, grape lady's a saint. grape lady likes to get penetrated as much as any lady probably. it's possible. not every lady likes to get penetrated. never mind, i shouldn't have talked about that. jeez. there we go. Search ↗
9979.720 looked a lot like a neon star fox, so i'll give him that. alright. i'm not just surrendering, but like, it's silly for me to fight it at this point. i've got nothing on the table, so... i understand. i'm just belaboring the inevitable here. does the twitch bomb have to target the base? couldn't he just cripple nick by using it to kill all his towers? yes, but it's usually faster to just take out the base, because you just win straight away if you take out the base. i believe so, yeah. but you can target anything you want with it. you just move the reticle around. man, it's like still making that terrible sound. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸2⧸15]

Librarian Tue Nov 03 Watch on YouTube ↗

250.000 i went to the painful room. yeah, i didn't like it that much in there. i wouldn't recommend you go to the painful room. oh, i went to the painful room and it's terrible. yep, told ya. and i don't have any like keys or nothing like that so i'm boned. well, you can buy a key. oh, you can buy a key. oh, did you guys go to the item room then? yes. was it a good suite? yeah, it wasn't that great to me. so what if i bought this key and went down the next floor with it? you could take it with you forever as long as you want. and you can open it immediately. Search ↗
972.360 no, don't let that happen. what happens to the soy milk dunce cap? well, dunce cap causes you to always shoot with the are you a wizard effect. oh, that sounds awesome. soy milk causes you to, you know, have soy milk, which is the worst. yeah. and then you just never hit anything. or you hit it, it doesn't do any damage. you hit it and then you quit it. you want to do the damage though, right? genuinely or generally speaking, yes, damages. oh good! i got the dunce cap as a zayzal. Search ↗
1364.560 that's like the compass. that's for mapping, but you don't need it really. oh no, it's like a wood compass. what's the wood compass? wood compass. i'm not sure i can imagine that. is it a fanny pack? no, no, it's like, you know like the fucking illuminati triangle? yes. imagine that like brown on like a brown circle. i don't think i know that one. illuminati triangle on a brown circle. yeah. Search ↗
2122.220 sea world is a real place as well. what? sea world. no? sea world is a place that exists. it's a fucking, it's an aquarium but it's not like a country. how is that not a place? it's not a country is what i'm saying. that's extremely true, yes. i don't understand. don't worry about it. apparently josh beat ultra greed with half of one hp left. damn! that's actually extremely clutch. Search ↗
2228.060 add double of all your friends, but only adds one, not two times the amount you have. oh, i see. i don't... is that true? yes, that is true. i only shoot for my friends. yes. instead of going 1, 2, 4, it goes 1, 2, 3. 1, 2, 3. oh, really? that's not really doubling, is it? it's not, it's only doubling the first time. but that's bullcrap. i agree. i don't know why edmund's always lying and getting me pissed. so that's also, people are wondering like, where is this second level meat boy thing happening? it's because, uh... Search ↗
2298.000 just good enough or hot garbage all the time. i've done several lilith hard mode runs and never have i been like well, this is like an okay run that has a chance to win. i'm either like i'm fucked or we'll see. will smith. i'm fucked or will smith. yeah. i'm fucked by will smith. well, you know. it'd be worse. there are worse fates. yes, probably true. you could be fucked by will smaugh. Search ↗
2859.060 whoa, okay. and it's a little, it's like a, it takes the place of a card. well, that's cool. that seems neat. you're neat. you know what? i'll double that. i appreciate that. you guys are too kind. too kind to rewind. two of a kind. you know, let's not go too far here. we're like a deck of cards. if i, so i get like double like cthulhu knives if i roll cthulhu. yes. that's cool. Search ↗
3186.520 he wants to say sketchy. i was pretty... i was, yes. i was semi committed that we were gonna get killed in that moment. but you think that all the time, though. i, i, you know what? you're not wrong. i do think that on occasion. alright, i'm getting robobaby. it's time. let's do this. you have to, man. there's nothing else going for you. i know. fucking no health still. maybe he did kill you and you're actually in the vibe. aw shit, we got like a source code situation going on here. wait, can i grid this fucker out? i can. can we talk about what that means? Search ↗
3365.860 oh, is this gonna be the room i die? yes, yes it is, in fact. i'm still alive but i hate it. i'm kinda glad that run's over, cause i really didn't enjoy it very much. this run is like, straight trash, man. lilith is a good character though. and i'll fucking kill anybody who says otherwise. okay, actually now i've just picked up bff, so now i'm like, maybe this run's actually sweet? Search ↗
4121.680 i just don't know how he's doing. i can imagine kathy griffin, but i can't ever imagine what her voice sounds like because i don't think i've ever given her enough time to speak. she's on television. because she's a woman? no, it's because i don't... i don't know. maybe. maybe. wow, we're getting a lot of stuff out here today. it's not true. toenail clip things i don't want. those are bad, right? yes, those are dangerous. Search ↗
4255.360 never mind guys. you think if you google kathy gryffindor, there's like an answer. an answer? what's the answer to that? well, like a relevant result. an answer! yes, i do believe that you googled kathy. look, okay? it sounded like a declarative statement more than a question to me. just a fucking answer. what is your problem? an answer. i don't have the answers for how to handle this guy. doesn't have the answer. why isn't my whole chat saying really right now? Search ↗
5577.520 don't confuse these, here you go. here's some rebirth codes right here to match. so the second ones are going to be rebirth. which is even more confusing, right? i should have given it the rebirth. no, that's alright. it's all right. it's no biggie. so for everybody that gets a code, i will give them two. you can, yes. a rebirth and an afterbirth. okay, sweet. alright, let's do this quick. Search ↗
5885.440 yeah, i mean same time like 30 seconds ago sure whenever we got it right. i have a really good cane run going yeah, is it corporate cane or the hellish demon cane? it's yes that's a great answer they're the same i appreciate this d4 scenario here with lost i like that now yeah i mean you can pick up two items and then reroll them into 2020 holy mantle if you're the world's luckiest man i should use it more Search ↗
7810.380 it's like a little john or something. oh! you almost rocked me! i tried to rock you. stop, stop not rocking! oh my god, i hate not rockers. hip hockers. and everybody all around the world! and my zoology midterm is tomorrow, what should i know? that's easy. donkey kong plays cool or fun games. yes! i learned that only recently. it's really good man, domain kingdom phylum. class. order. family. genus. species. Search ↗
8603.140 long time no see. oh come on! yes i do watch h3h3 production that's why i was screaming that. what? no one hit me! Search ↗
9458.900 the muffin man got you hard! yes, so? i don't get it, what are you trying to say? poke his belly button with something other than your finger. Search ↗
10115.500 whoa! there needs to be like an instant replay of what the fuck just happened. oh yeah, that'll work, huh? damn it. this is like zero wins for grannybuddy right now. do you see that curve? i shot it right out! ah yes, cos ca thot ta dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop Search ↗
10171.100 oh shit. oh, you're all lucky. yeah, lucky mister sorry, ralvin oh jesus i got perched no no yes, it's not like a fish i try to jump up there, but i miss the jump growing that stud muffin beard out from november november oh Search ↗
10371.060 you can't let this opportunity pass you up. no, that's a pretty good opportunity, i should really go for that. the moon movement, the moment. yeah, she should seize the moon or something. is that a dude, moon for audience. get a hundred bucks. oh, what? roma's probably like, this gun sucks so bad. oh, yes! he hates that gun. oh, chris kyle is the american sniper. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸4⧸15]

Librarian Fri Nov 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

27.700 like 120 hours of afterbirth played now. yes. the two of us. oh my lord, that is absurd. well, we're gonna play a little bit more of it on the stream today. we're gonna play afterbirth, afterbirth, afterbirth. oh man, i'm excited. yeah, who would have thought, right? i'm operating under the assumption, cobalt, that you are kind of trying to unlock stuff, right? Search ↗
54.060 yes, okay. why don't you start a run with whoever you need to start it with with whatever endgame you need and then just tell us one it's how you're already deep in one right now. yes. all right. where are you adding your run? i'm in greed mode right now it's non stop greed train right now for me. it's what i've been doing. what character we i've been random in for just fun factor and i got eve right now. all right, nick. do you want to start a? lead mode run. yeah Search ↗
114.580 little horny and so he drops those troll bombs at you, but i have the trinket the fuse trinket, okay? that is pretty sweet actually i would love a see yes, bl rw okay h8 br blair witch project Search ↗
809.220 nick if you i hope you didn't skip that deal today with that a black powder in it but i'm my suspicion is that you may have yes, i did it is it's pretty cool thus far. i like it. i don't know how how functional do you think it would be on a small room? i don't know but on this huge room. it's very helpful. i'm playing really sloppy right now so i'm just kind of trying to stay alive and do my best here on regular items i'm sad i miss it though because they could have been unlocked for my log yeah Search ↗
1730.520 yeah, we did that the whole marathon and we are loving it. we got the rune bag popping out jaron pithrow every time i am a never even considered that how many hearts is the pack give is it two spirit hearts? yes. all right. this is worth doing them george, washington. oh Search ↗
2039.540 it says like oh the untainted yeah, do this run so good now two times damage no tears down says a luke. holy crap. that's really good wow. it's just like eve's mascara with no downside breaking the game that judas priest yes the the damage numbers are from spider mon and now my i know that i've left that room my damage is bad again. what's going on with that? oh? Search ↗
2123.940 what is this? golden horseshoe? they're gonna say golden horseshit. i thought you were gonna say clitoris. that's weird. yes, the golden clitoris. that's the plot of charlie and the chocolate factory. it's the driving action. alright, diamond tears, still good. worth, i'll confirm, worth getting rid of whore of babylon for diamond tears if you can find him. what is this freaking axiom verge thing? Search ↗
2194.840 it looks cool though. it does look cool. it's got cool points. if i d100 myself into an item, does it unlock on my log, do you know? i don't know. it's okay, i can just check afterward. i d100'd the other day and i got real platinum god before i even had all the items. so that sounds like maybe a yes then. i heard that's happened to some people though. they'll just like pick up one item and then it's like, real platinum god, you did it! wow, you worked hard. now stop playing. Search ↗
3163.220 crazy transformation? which one is it? i've had mushroom, i've had kazoo meal. it's a familiar transformation? i don't wanna know which one it is. oh, i know which one it is. yeah. i haven't gotten it, but i heard about it. i got it yesterday, and tyrone the city was proud of me. like, aww, yes. thanks, daddy tyrone. thanks for the content. there's only one daddy here. pardon me? alright, i didn't say anything. roll it! tattoo a picture of edmund's balls on your balls. Search ↗
3468.360 yo, these breakfasts are driving me wild right now. what is this? oh, did you get chaos? yeah! i got a mug. there's a mug with like half full full of milk. is that a thing i should have? depends, are you lactose intolerant? no? alright, i will take that as a yes. some of my best friends are lactose intolerant. i've never actually seen that item, so i don't know. it's okay. i'll just throw it out there. Search ↗
3731.320 i don't know, i think we've tapped this well dry just about guys. the dick? not the dick well, but this shop well. we have really blown through it. you better water those begonias. wait no, i rolled my d20. it won't get you if you use it. yes they are. Search ↗
4106.360 let's get on with it i suppose. i'm like the ultimate holy warrior right now. was there a patch that added even more items? yes, i believe they added like 20 more items last night. yeah, a whole bunch. was that the introduction to you're beautiful by james blunt? you're beautiful. i don't know. probably not. got the mama card. i don't think that does shit. Search ↗
4281.740 we got 15 coins guys. we've got 15 coins. oh wait, that sounds really good to you for some reason what's that? what are you buying because i can repeat i could repeat it over and over again and put 15 in every time. oh, yeah we had to do two so oh yes dick is gonna be pleased what did you get into 999? right now we can solve the mystery. i'm trying Search ↗
5395.760 it's weird to have to fight mom's heart not in the usual mom's heart room. when you're in greed mode, i mean. fuck. this is gonna be clusterfuck, man. i prefer the slow richard. is that... is that the name of something, bacon donut? i don't... it's like, it's slow dick. bacon sh slow dick. ah, yes. slow dick. i thought he was being dirty. yeah. he's like, fake donut? you're a pg stream, sir. Search ↗
5514.020 alright guys. oh, i hate myself twice. that's okay i mean, i'm always gonna have diagonal shots now that i have the tumor transformation since the transformations stack yes yeah, it's it's a bit of an issue. it's like a punishment for d for ink a little bit yeah, we're probably gonna do this a couple more times then go back to the regular mode guys this is faster. i think than actually playing through a regular mode but i Search ↗
5587.900 what depends on if you want to lose health for the buff? oh the there's spilt milk. yeah, it's okay it's like mid tier i guess i guess i'll take it. it's new so we got oh yeah the halo apparently this item is called toxic shock mmm, sir. powdery yes, whoa i got a crawl space. did you just get triggered? i got a crawl space on green mode. oh here. we are unexpected Search ↗
5625.860 then you gotta bomb your way through and get to the black market man. anything can happen over there. i have a lot of tear effects and i love every second of it. i think i'm gonna roll with this from now on. i don't think i'm de 4ing anymore. alright, that's acceptable. nine lives, huh? also it did get rid of the diagonal. really? yeah, because i got tiny planet so i guess it overrides it. unexpected. i got fruitcake. i guess that makes tear effects go crazy. yes, that is correct. Search ↗
6123.900 alright, i will spin to win. and as long as it's at the loss we'll do it. i'm gonna be donating for a sec after this too i guess so. you and i can start at the same time i'm sure. the blue baby? i don't... oh no. you mean to roll again? yes please. i don't particularly want to farm money on the blue baby. Search ↗
6859.180 diamond dust is shiva's a magic damage as a and also a final fantasy 8. i think she has diamond dust oh, yes, yeah probably shouldn't have taken sister maggie, but i was like you know i'm maggie so seems appropriate oh baby things are happening. okay. don't do the daily. you don't want to do the daily today keep yourself sane oh, yeah, there's the d100 all right Search ↗
7694.440 please stay with this now. no, this will be rerolled. it has now been rerolled someone took the screenshot of my chat on twitter and it's just an entire page of people begging for ads actually pretty hilarious every single run the ads give ads the aids give ads give us ads. yes do it i've never seen that before Search ↗
8366.260 yes, every beat is under a minute in nine seconds you get a better of edmonds grundle well i was just thinking what if there was like an equivalent to boss rushing greed mode or something that? we've done it very fast. what did you do it incredibly slowly? yeah, it's a slow down greed mode right i thought i was doing that maybe an hour and 45 minutes or whatever. i'm thinking 109 hours i Search ↗
9197.620 this is a trinket. it's just the it's the text 404. i picked it up. i have the olympic rings. are you sonic? this is incredible i'm not rerolling this one. i found the rare d100 run that i don't want to reroll hmm chat what's up with this error 404 trinket random trinket? okay? oh? yes what in the? is this hmm Search ↗
9461.220 oh, pink haunt! my arch nemesis. i don't like you very much, pink haunt. you have to die. oh no, i got amnesia. have you guys seen the black haunt? yes. yep. it's like new mode. yeah! it's the... i'm gonna enforce this taxman reference to work, man. somebody's gotta do it. who is gonna support the name of the beatles? nobody ever talks about those guys. Search ↗
9657.040 that's tech one, dunce cap and tech two. that's not enough techs. yeah, i want techs aviary as well. there we go. okay. what about this one? i'm uh, i can't shoot oh, it's just monstro's lung incredibly long charge time. yes, uh, we'll be re rolling this what about this bad boy? oh, no, are we stuck with this monstro's lung nonsense? this one just makes my brain hurt. we'll re roll that one Search ↗
9779.220 need to build a stopwatch in greed's room. open a portal back in time. hope baldstreak built this in a cave! can we see your bombs? yes. here are my bombs. they're very boring actually. live fast, die. die over and over. you can't handle the tooth. oh the nails breaking on the wall is a really satisfying sound actually. took, took, took, took, took. i'm telling you man. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Sat Nov 07 Watch on YouTube ↗

464.880 really? you wanted to take firemind that badly? i didn't take firemind at all. what are you doing on your run, mister? i'm gonna try it out. we'll see how this goes. you're gonna take firemind over what? over nothing. it's either take it or don't take it. what happened here? the boss room, it put me in the middle, and now there's rocks surrounding the whole thing and i can't leave if i wanted to. correct, yes. Search ↗
693.400 tommy refinez walked grand theft auto 5 and it took six hours. oh, that's not so bad then. yeah, biking. you're going like ten times faster than walking. that's largely true, yeah. would you ever give up a heart to take a steam sale? yes. not only would i, but i did. what about a blue map? Search ↗
1071.320 i remember that little saying from when we were youngsters. what about boss kush? it's not really... it's a different pronunciation there, but uh... you fight boss kush on the dank depths. that would actually be... surprising. kind of funny. you fight just like a big ol'... big ol' weed monster. just a nug. just a big ol' nug. i was not gonna say that word, but uh... you were thinking it though. uh, i was thinking along those lines perhaps, yes. Search ↗
1133.700 you got stuff like grandma's boy out there. right, yeah. that was the last piece of weed related media. it came out in 2005. man, is it really that old? that's so old. yes! yes, it is. it's remarkable how enduring it's been, though. i agree with that. just incredible. charm of the batman. alright, sure. whatever. charm of the batman. is that a new item or is it charm of the vampire? yeah, it's the bat. charm of the bat. almost answers the question. Search ↗
2107.580 a god amongst men. maw of the void does not give you black hearts. pardon me? i specifically took this item for the promise of black hearts. totally, you're gonna have a bad time. uh, yeah, i don't know man. it's not looking so good right now. pennies are from the greedhead. ah, yes, this makes sense. oh, yes, it does give black hearts! how can we not know this? Search ↗
2409.400 uh, yes. yes, i have lost. are you going to lose as well? well, i have one heart and seven lives, so i'm on that tilting spiral that i go on all the time. it's theoretically possible that i could recover, but i don't see it happening. gotta kill mom's heart with explosive tears without getting hit at all, so... i'd probably be okay with a mercy killing of this run, actually. i mean, like, you're... Search ↗
2816.880 got good damage. yeah, i guess since i play on a controller that feels a little bit more intuitive. on keyboard i feel like that would be annoying. i don't know man. it's all the same up here. i'm pointing to my brain right now. yes, we will do this. having it with ipecac sucks though. ipecac is one of those rare items in the game it's impossible to lose with. if you're trying to do that challenge where you can't miss any shots this would basically be the death of you. yeah, that would be pretty messed up. i would not dispute that. Search ↗
2883.740 on a literal level, yes, because you're never not firing. so if you ever take your hands off the keyboard, this is automatically improved your run. but it makes you slower when turning if you need to hit from left to right quickly. yeah, but you can aim on a 360 degree axis. i like tractor beam though, where you can shoot around corners. that's fun. yeah, tractor beam is pretty neat, even if i never use it. Search ↗
3903.500 what happened to perthrow? i perthrowed guppy's head into the d7. suicide king card, i want to use it but i got nothing to use it on. oh my lord, i'm taking some very dumb damage. 21 minutes... yeah, i think we're gonna cut it a little close, i gotta hurry up. you didn't have to get an xl. i'll reroll it when i'm almost dead, you freakin'... you chat... anger people. you didn't get an xl on the wound, did you? uh, yes i did. oh, that'll help. Search ↗
4101.280 what are those? yeah, exactly. who is it? who is it? it's a good amount of damage. what are ya? all right, hush fight incoming. so it's like every hit that we hit our shots get like stronger consecutively. is this correct? infestation shot. i picked the up one. i guess you did too. uh, yes, and i i would recommend trying up on your other one because down is mom's bra. yeah, i went down. aww. Search ↗
5767.460 oh, fucking lava. okay, can i now climb the tower? i just don't yes. i just don't like d pads. that's the thing that's holding me up. you can use the analog stick, it's just kind of iffy when it comes to the ceiling stuff. oh really? i feel like it'd be the other way. i feel iffy with uh... okay, well if i die this time i'm switching to the analog. uh, d pad man, that's where it's at. alright, whatever. i'll stick to it. how do i eat the meat? Search ↗
5841.900 dumbledore i wish man isn't the 360 pad hot garbage i kind of am used to it now, but i know most people say that yeah, who says the 360 pad is like the gold standard until the new systems controllers had come out everybody was rocking a 360 pad. oh if you mean the d pad yeah, ah yes, then you are correct store the items in this beverage the store. oh you um? what was it you like press? Search ↗
7545.340 brutally scalded. alright, i beat the first level, i think, or whatever it is. wait, did somebody really donate five fifty fifty yeah! well, it's an accumulation of donations. still ridiculous. but yes. that's one booster pack. alright, sorry everyone, i'm done now. alright! we're gonna run some ads, we're gonna play... uhhhhh... bummer nauts. see you soon. hwah! hwah! hwah! Search ↗
10270.400 i still remember at university of waterloo there's like the big maintenance building and for whatever reason they have this rubberized roof and it's kind of slanted. so you can see it from like a large portion of the campus. you could see it from space. yes. anyways the one year i think i was in first or second year the some kids somehow got up there and did a giant it was like a 50 foot Search ↗
10504.180 if you want to make the mcdonald's fries a little spicier, you can do it. they got a spicy gravy going on. do the cheese curds even squeak? got a tang. you know they're legitimate cheese curds, yes. yeah, that's the thing. there's a market for it now, because like all the fast food places are doing it. yeah. like, where was i? they got the kfc stuff the other day, they have the like, they come in the little packet. so they don't exactly i don't want that, i'll just take hot sauce please. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸9⧸15]

Librarian Thu Nov 12 Watch on YouTube ↗

105.720 i'm pretty good. cained, yes. can we do question mark, blue baby? you wanna be sure? blue baby. alright. yeah, but... and yeah, yeah, let's do that. okay. how do you wanna do that? because i went to the underworld, and so i'm gonna get the seed. okay. but you gotta go to the chest, you gotta beat the chest. alright, we'll go to the chest. my seed is 2p. Search ↗
130.020 2p, mh, nt, jz. yes, thank you for using the canadian pronunciation of the famous brooklyn hip hop empresario. do you guys call him jz? we call him jz all the time when we invite him up here, which isn't all that often because we have our own hip hop empresarios up here. Search ↗
325.460 yes, i don't know who told you that but i would advise both of you the same thing if you have too late for me, the pills have been taken. to avoid that fate. i would, you know, without spoiling anything, i was doing the brains challenge today. and, uh, that's triple bob's brain and he can't use ears. that sounds awesome! Search ↗
877.600 nothing you want to get here with the class. yeah call back to the old heat situation. oh, i see. yeah well, i mean you'd if you'd watched it with subtitles on you might have enjoyed it more. it's possible yes, but you know if having subtitles on keeps me from asking someone or someone from asking me you know what would they just say first said yeah, then i'll just be like that's like a win win right there that is actually really convenient. i never thought about it like that. oh Search ↗
2069.380 i just mean the style, like a flannel and gun scenario would probably be pretty good. that's my, uh... that's the pub josh and i are gonna open next year. the old flannel and gun? flannel and gun, yeah. i like it. i'd go to that. our hook is that we're gonna have guinness'... 10% cheaper than the rest of the irish pubs in the world, so they're only gonna be $8.50 each. yes, underground monorail, you're supposed to use oti horse instead of kappa still. Search ↗
2257.720 you wouldn't tell me i'd be laughing at a dead person. i'm not laughing at a dead person. i'm laughing at how he died that's two different things. yeah, how he mandel died. no, he's still alive because he washes his hands 30 times a day mmm. yes, or yeah, i'm a guaranteed that's why i do it explosive diarrhea isn't necessarily a good pill i don't know why they had on it. it's like it's okay. oh Search ↗
3292.460 i went to the theater thing pretty hard, didn't i? i went to the theater, josh, of the symphony. it's the symphony of the theater is the same thing. well, the theater was in the symphony, right? or the symphony was in the theater. yeah. mmm. mmm. it's true. one or the other was probably applicable there. yes. quite. gromulans. gromulans? perfectly gromulan. what? gromulans are a type of alien. they're like populars. they show up in asteroid pools. wallace and gromulans? yeah. nice. Search ↗
6652.640 he jumped into the water holding a rock! yes, toss toss tricks, i did that. touché. oh, stab you right in your dick. slice myself up. that song on youtube has 750 million views. that's as much as one isaac episode, so if they want to do a collab sometime, let me know. you know what song has like 8 billion views on youtube i didn't realize? it's that one from like furious 9. Search ↗
6738.540 yeah, i guess it's about that time. yes, we should. we'll be back in three minutes to play some new rocket league stuff. see you soon. thanks for hanging out with us, drak. yeah, thank you. drak's gonna start streaming soon, so you guys should follow him on twitch. there you go. or don't. nah, you should though. yeah, you totally should. i like that guy. we'll start paying drak in shoutouts. i mean, bitcoin is still like real money in some ways. it is. it's like a... Search ↗
7919.200 it fucking dies on the bounces. it's really good. oh, no a lot of cool shapes they could make this into what about a triangle triangle is like a couple of squares mashed together so yeah, you got one square and you want to play you want more squares? this is a little interesting. oh shit. yuri scored. that's a bot isn't it yuri bot? yes, it is you are correct. it's a bot that is a bot. Search ↗
8045.100 come on guys, we can do this. look at the ditto's shaking their jelly jigglers. nice job, nice job, keep it going. alright, you got it. oh, that was a nice save. have they lost every match against these bots? there's just one bot, and yes. it's not even a bot anymore. luke's not a bot, he's a mod. get away from me! i'm deking! doing some stick handling. oh, there we go. oh, there we go. they're punishing that cube. Search ↗
9310.380 you wanna say after this one i'll try to get baron? moonball, large gravity low, boost recharge fast. is this like the first one that we tried playing? yes. you think it's just gonna cycle them now? they haven't had a cube in a bit so that's probably good. i like, i like pinball, i like moonball. this one seems moonier than the last one. oh no! it's just dark. maybe that's why. dark side of the moonies. you got it. i'm trapped. hello kate, what's up? Search ↗
9461.360 yeah, what did kate have buyers remorse for? commanders set? i tried to explain it a hundred times. it's something about magic the gathering. yes, it's some sealed magic product. is it like underwater? well obviously if it's sealed. get it ryan? i got it sealed underwater so the water doesn't get... no, because it's like a lion, sea lion. you know what just just play the game. Search ↗
9606.500 that one puts us in our place a little better. that wasn't a gold? no, not this time. put your back. this fucking guy just hit me. that wasn't a gold. he hit her way. oh shit. you gotta use your rockets to get down to earth faster. oh i love it. i love it. i want some more of it. we're such casual. we're actually gonna win a game. yes! yeah! oh! oh! that was nice. just beautiful. Search ↗
9785.280 why a bunch of casuals playing the mutator playlist, man? and in our game, we only have eight minutes left and we're all gonna get fucking hammered and fall asleep in the alley. yeah, alright. i can't believe he even said the thing! hey josh! how are you? hey, you guys wanna invite me to the game? no. nah? i can't do it. yes! hahaha, nice. man! that's my favorite line from night at the roxbury. Search ↗
10004.740 oh my god! no, no, no! yes! no! damn it. nice going buddy. i'm outta here. that's fun. the one where you went up for the aerial and you like set it up and then as soon as you press the boost just hit the ceiling. i laughed so hard. it may be ridiculous but it's kinda fun. i think with light ball this would be hilarious. oh my god. for some like actually killer aerials. Search ↗
10134.600 10,000 ladybugs. oh no! that's what i have to deal with in my house. it's awful. oh you got it bear! yes! i figured out the secret to this. you're welcome. is it ladybugs? it's a predatory loans t shirt from vidiates that from the jackbox party bag 2. oh my god! that's awful! you're welcome. damn it. Search ↗
10528.220 give me the pretty bounce. yeah, there we go nice. yes dick. oh, you see what it did to the clock? i'd froze it no watch when it goes in fuck flips the fuck out. oh, yeah, look at that spinning around. it's still doing it. okay now. it's stop yeah, you just have to ride behind the ball the whole time. that's the winner strategy for this you'd ride the lightning what does that mean it means to have a really good day? oh? Search ↗
10880.100 you're maru now? oh my lord, she's wearing like a... she basically looks like a cat right now. i don't know, what is it, umaru? remember the animation? oh yes! i do remember the animation. umaru's a character who is a popular girl in school, but at home she just likes to play computer games. ah! oh, that's a goal. i don't think we scored. oh, we got it. oh, i mean, he's a bearer of bad news, you know? oh, oh! oh! keep the pressure on. no! Search ↗
10926.380 yeah, we got a goal here. we can do this. just keep it up. there really should be a goal here. i don't think we got a goal here, guys. rick is to like get the square to behave as much like a circle as possible. yeah, just trick it into thinking it's a circle. circle takes the square. oh, yes! parisburg! there was a goal there. here we look before the whole time. he instantly quit after he did that. instantaneously. we fucking kissed the sky there. isn't that a 007 film? yeah, sky kisses. Search ↗
11096.720 it's a fucking square ball. alright, now i want to create a theme of disney characters that follow that same sort of pornographic reference in their retitling. well, step one is definitely aladdin's, uh, name or love interest, jizmin. okay, that's exactly right, yes. jizmin. disney already does all that for you, man. haven't you seen those? top ten most mysterious... okay, we're gonna do one more, then are you ready? enkempt disney penises. Search ↗
11293.240 i'm gonna go with no. i'm gonna say that it is. really. i was gonna say whatever you were not gonna say for the purpose of a dynamic conversation. yes, thank you. you know, he's a very talented individual. he must have been raised in like an artsy home. i could see some artsy people naming their son bruno mars. he's like named after his father and the planet where he was conceived. Search ↗
11348.240 i hear an afternoon talk show in his name. i think he's a mid tier professional golfer. yeah, the pgh pro tour. exactly! pgh on the pga. then he becomes like a really beloved announcer. people are always like, pgh! he's like, yes. pgh is like, what's the name of the guy that everyone loves during agdq? Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸11⧸15]

Librarian Sun Nov 15 Watch on YouTube ↗

1600.300 i just threw a guillotine in there too, just for good measure. i love the guillotine. i'm so good with it now. oh, now i got the d100. god damn it. yes! join us! there's no way i can't use it. i've got some sweet ass, like, techpoint x that shoots out and then splits into three different techpoint xs, and you know, that's pretty cool. Search ↗
1719.820 that is weird. okay, next gen level awful is cursed eye plus soy milk? yes. that's really bad. i had that for a time on today's run. my advice to you is hopefully you have some bombs. i need to reroll. you guys seen a bomb banger yet? Search ↗
2290.220 i can get hit once now. now i have death, or not death's touch, but yes death's touch. monstro's lung and doctor fetus. interesting. they do synergize, but it takes a long time to charge. what could go wrong? roll it, no balls. roll it, roll roll roll. what could go wrong? oh, so many things. oh, here we go, tiny planet. that looks fun. Search ↗
2690.160 ah, yes. we'll be keeping that guys. alright, i have breakfasted myself. confirmed. right now i have homing tears, halo of flies and the polaroid. yes! woah, i'm making chicken feet when i shoot. those are my items now. i think we'll be keeping this. tyrone! you lied to us! i'm breakfasted! guys... wait, you hit breakfast or...? Search ↗
3466.760 hacker shore is goddamn delicious. i don't drink, but i'll make satisfied noises anyway. mmm, yes. i'm not gonna do a speedrun, cobalt's gonna be done in 11 seconds. i am done. he's done already, alright, we're gonna run some ads. you missed my speedrun. you're gonna run some, or we're gonna run some ads, then we'll be back in three minutes to play some duck game. see you soon. yo chat, remind me to go back and finish this run later, because it's really good. Search ↗
3858.980 and every month they sent you a new strain of the devil's lettuce in the mail. it's the dankest idea i've heard all day! does that kill you too? yeah, everybody just dies. i guess it's legal if you're a resident of like four or five states. so wait, it's a loot crate for weed? yes. wow! i think it's more like an empty box for weed. that is actually genius. Search ↗
4141.880 so he would like not even charter a private jet he would just buy out like a hundred seats on an airplane and be like check out our play he doesn't make his own private planes that frogs, but i'm going strictly for you nick. i can't oh man that's fair you do what you do. oh where did that come from? yeah, that's from earlier yes, yeah, okay, there's a minigun Search ↗
4317.900 alright, i'm just gonna throw a bunch of... ah, you dicks! see, that's the fun! that's the fun of it. oh god! oh shit! whoop! gonna make it! i'm concept, thanks for the resub. yep. oh, i deserve that. that map is pretty cool. yes! thanks, man! i had armor, bro! that is so razaki. Search ↗
4343.760 i'm so glad i put that armor on. oh no! the mallard? yes! god. it was close at the top. Search ↗
5282.840 they look like sanic shoes, they act like mario. the shoe glues has gotta be the shoes. oh i didn't do it correctly. yeah that's, come on back. throw my chainsaw at you? yes i did. turdooken. oh no! oh no! oh i'm your friend! goodbye! he went to go save you don't worry. Search ↗
5308.200 alright, this is the let's see what you get a jetpack alright. see you later. oh my god dude this level design is like the background is really dark and foreboding. yes looks like freaking hell from super meat boy what are you gonna do about it? oh? wow wow i've been mad honestly oh Search ↗
5494.880 yes. what was bullshit that i wasn't on fire? because i did. yeah, for a second you were covered in napalm and completely not on fire. whoa, where did you come from luke skywalker? fell down. he's forced to leap on me. damn it! i had the high ground. it's supposed to make me the winner. well that's not a good move for you. oh, it must have been i had ammo. almost got him. got him. john liu film right there. almost got him. Search ↗
6213.440 you ever see that video of tecnoms? did i just eat that grenade? i don't know what happened to it. it looked like it went right into my face. your head is very misleading. my head is lettuce. that's not good. what was that? oh, you just stepped on my face. my face has been officially stepped on. oh, i hate that position. yep. yes! Search ↗
6845.500 no! ah! oh, the bouncy got me. i just bounced right into it. that was crazy. oh, the fire and the flames. give me the point! give me the point! yes! how is that possible? i don't know! Search ↗
7220.740 alright. alright. alright. cobalt, i gave you the room code. yep, i just sat back down. let me plug that in there. no problem. alright. alright. i will be... whose first in? it might have been rob actually. yeah, you gotta hit that everybody's in button. uh, yes. i will do that. sorry. alright. my beasy. and as of right now, chat, you can join the game. the code is mups. Search ↗
9100.580 that's a no vote. clever, clever. what? that's a no vote? yes. Search ↗
10310.640 that was two the ring jokes today in this session. just wanted to put that out there. we're bringing it back. god damn it. how long do you have anything? has it been long enough for them to reboot the ring series? yes it has. it probably has, right? in canada they'll do it. they rebooted spider man after the reboot. i mean they reboot that series like every three years. yeah. Search ↗
10499.400 sweet thanks for watching the northernlion live super show airs every monday wednesday thursday 3 to 6 p.m. pacific standard time 69 p.m. eastern standard time except for wednesdays, which is a little bit earlier. thanks to today subscribers according to move out i think some of them were missed but dick fuck the dog smasher egg. oh, yes egg i love Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸12⧸15]

Librarian Mon Nov 16 Watch on YouTube ↗

1199.220 if that's precisely correct you know it's only because we've played so much of this game that we can be like here's my feedback on something that literally like 0.5% of players are ever going to care about yes and that's why we get so invested because we have freaking hundreds of hours playing this game it's out of love this criticism usually anyway usually i will say you know those lost challenges or dailies that start with holding mantle have been some of my favorite so far all right i have yet to play one of those Search ↗
1542.100 top right, okay. oh yeah, apparently the the final fight on the blue bomber challenge is hard because satan is immune to explosions or something or no yes, there's several things that are the feet are immune or something. i don't remember that sounds right to me yeah, the feet onan streak i agree onan streak is easy because of the fact that your tears do so much damage and are huge but it is difficult Search ↗
1632.960 what did i think of today's daily? i thought today's daily was a lot of fun. i just got a golden horseshoe. first time i've seen that drinking. mmm, yes. good? uhh... i don't know. my thinking is the golden horseshoe probably gives you a better chance to get golden consumables. and golden consumables are awesome, so... golden bombs. i think golden horseshoe is probably good. like i'm replacing my chaos card. yeah, right. not happening. i gotta get these hush kills in before they patch chaos card working. Search ↗
1972.400 and all forthcoming bosses will suffer my wrath. bumbo? okay, i'll try and give bumbo all the coins from now on, i promise. is this a new meme? have i discovered the bumbo meme? i think you've discovered the bumbo meme. okay. are you undiscovered the bumbo? you discovered a new meme starring bumbo. oh, is this the guy that turns into like a super beggar or something? i believe so, yes. alright, that makes sense why they want me to give him coins so bad. umm... Search ↗
2865.560 really wish that were a demon judgment. oh. let's go with womb shop ultra greed. womb shield shop ultra greed. womb she again, shoal still has an item room. yes. yeah, the only one that doesn't is just the shop. good to know. don't really want anything here, so we'll reroll everything. mom's purse i don't think is good enough. so we'll pick up a battery. Search ↗
3072.580 and one in which you've already taken damage. fair enough. or not taken damage, you know what i mean. yeah, you're about to be in problems. yes. these are not spoilers for the daily challenges. yesterday you can't do it anymore. unless you got a tardis or something. you could like come on and step it up if you want to. but yeah, i was just thinking in the event that i'm trying to get the hush or megasaten done, deforming with polyphemus is probably not a great idea. Search ↗
3265.340 jarofly's interesting, but not what we need right now. those are your coins, bumbo. if you drop a battery, i'd be much obliged. can you diplopia, bumbo? why not, you know? i don't think that is a yes, but take it as like, i don't see why not. yeah, you can duplicate familiars like crazy in this game, so i would assume that's a thing. whoa! Search ↗
3955.100 now that's a plan. i'm super online. i'm as online as i can get. are you in a room? yeah, i can join. whoa! this is weird. okay. lady grimm. thank you very much for the subscription. whoa. alright. what's going on? it still doesn't show anyone else in the lobby, so... yes, i'm in a game with vash. oh. okay. Search ↗
4167.180 it's a mulligan! it's not a concession. capsaicin? that sounds like a twitch username is what that sounds like. no! it's like the hot stuff in peppers? yes. really? yeah. what's that stuff inside of turkeys that make you sleepy? oh, i know that too. tryptophan. yeah, that's the one. i'll trip your fan. oh, come on! it's not really the tryptophan that makes you sleepy, it's just eating a large meal. Search ↗
5183.060 10 feet up my roof. next level shit. when i said fake anime swords, i was not implying that there is also real anime. i was implying that there are swords that are real with real tips. are they frosted though? yeah, they're frosted tips, yes. it's quite the stretch to get there from you saying fake anime swords. i like it. oh, i didn't want to talk, i wanted to talk to rob! yeah! i've gotten hooked so many times in this oh, what?! what the fuck?! Search ↗
5755.080 chat wants three hours of rumbler with mathis. yes! now you're speaking my language. random people from chat physically fighting mathis. that sounds like a good show. i would watch that. oh, there's a missile. alright. that didn't work out. it sorta worked. oh, i made a mistake. oh god. goodbye friends. i'll be here. remember me. not gonna lie, i'd watch that. i'm not surprised that you would. Search ↗
6278.960 look at the game we're playing right now. you think i'm insulting the wii u? yes. the wii u could run everything i play. now you might be insulted. fallout 4? it probably could not run fallout 4 in a way that you'd be happy with, but i'll give you that one. you don't want fallout 4 with motion controls? nope. i don't want zelda with them either. i kinda don't want anything with motion controls. i don't want anything with motion controls at all. except unless it's on the htc vive, in which case i'll allow it. you want your wacky contraptions game. Search ↗
6423.400 what do you care about making your store name? you're paying the bills so your kids can go to college. i guess, but i don't know, i always found that weird. in new york there's always like, oh, you know, 5th street deli. it's like, well, okay, yes, that is true, that's what it is, but i mean, you just spent like 250 grand on a store, you know, give it like a little bit more... rob, markiplier doesn't call him let's play, his kids can't go to college. you guys are both so equally upset about this that you can't possibly... Search ↗
6875.800 i wonder how they did that. do you think they did it like the breaking bad thing where they filled up the tanker of maple syrup with like, no, that's molasses. oh my god, they were draining it? the reynolds number of maple syrup would never allow that to be time efficient, you know? yeah, i think canadians keep a tighter schedule than that train did. opa, soronghe. there was a maple syrup train robbery in canada? yes. that happens all the time, man. Search ↗
7598.900 oh farts! oh come on! freaking served me up! batter up man! oh no, to turn on permanent names you gotta do it from the main menu. ah okay. lots. we'll do it next time. yes please, after this one i'd like to have that on. especially because we change characters all the time, it's not like duck game. and i really like that in duck game we have like our personas are now attached to a certain head. Search ↗
7834.180 i'm gonna be ember. there's bows now. yeah, ember dude. ember! ember! oh, double ember. we should play on mammoth fortress. i voted random. why would you not vote for mammoth fortress? oh my god. alright, we got the great hall. yeah, i don't accept the great hall. is this a ranged character? i want it to be. probably not. i'm bae! yes! you are bae now. Search ↗
8160.600 got my steel charge saber that sounds a lot like the wu tang back in when alan jackson was the lead singer this is this mammoth fortress. it looks beautiful. yes, mammoth mammoth. he's got a tiny yeah, it's very miss missing labeled i'd suggest oh my god. all right. all right. all right okay, all right Search ↗
9411.780 dads don't do other dads dirty like that dad did. that was a really good sentence man, i really liked it. yes it really was. thank you. i would press you first then out in your head enough to say it. oh god damn it nash again? alright hold on i gotta find... Search ↗

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