Quotes about “Yeast”
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let's begin. wait, didn't nick just go get like beer or something? man, i hope it's not as far away as he has to go when he takes out his trash. dude, he's gotta go all the way to the dump? he's gotta go to the yeast farm. the yeast farm! what do you call it? no, like, not the yeast farm, that just sounds weird. please don't act like leader is a not sensible measure of volume. leader is very sensible.
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shits full of bacteria. yeah, so is yogurt, but we go crazy over that shit kombucha man kombucha yeah, kombucha the you two have you seen what they make it that out of it's this big blob it's like the snot that falls off the ceiling and the depths in dark souls my mom is getting into it and she was like making her own at home and it's like i don't know if it's like an amoeba or like a yeast colony or something. it's some kind of yeast thing i think yeah, and then it is like a little like jellyfish and
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what can we at least call them like you know? shell arone. yeah, shell arone or something clamsio i like it just anything it sounds like clams is a horrible like vd. okay clams. you don't want to pick up some clams yeah, clams. yeah is the greek god of yeast infections? like why are we just calling out one past the shells? they look like shells you find on the beach a vaguely italian sound a beach arone. oh
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you don't wanna go and draw a hand like that. eat some yeast and it'll go away. oh! oh! hell yeah! what? well, it's a big show! oh, good job. i'm gonna be chill in this situation.
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why do you have to get co2? it's just you breathe it out, you dummy. you want me to breathe it out for like 12 hours into my aquarium? yeah, man! yeah! what's mr. moneybags over here can't even afford to spend the time to make his own co2? actually, you can. it's pretty easy, but it's not quite as effective. i'm doing it right now! just ask a tree! no, i mean like you can get a 2 liter pot bottle and some yeast and shit. you make a do it yourself co2. eee, yeast makes your teeth go gray.
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of water if the the dude in the bread factory is like polluting your water with yeast yeah yeah factory doesn't mean like just because he's upstream like oh no harm no foul absolutely not there's plenty of harm plenty of foul and it affects the dude down the stream so he's got to stop that shit right now it's like when grandma dutch ovens you but is downstream yes
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yeast? they wear this gift and they give some bad yeasts. that joke is the entire premise of kristen wiig's character in zoolander 2. that joke is the entire premise of the nlss on monday. yeah, that's true. ooh ooh! ooh ooh! oh, please stop. yeah, never again. their balls wins!
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okay, if you think about it. are you on b rex's team? i don't know, i doubt it. oh yeah, i am now. that's lovely. yeah, me too. let's do it. easy. if you could push a button and get rid of your ye ass haircut, would you? you're gonna say yeast infection. ryan, how much money would you give up to have hair again? i don't know. i have to think about it. there's probably a number that makes sense. like, there are some times i guess that i prefer being bald, and sometimes that i'd be like, i guess i'd like to have hair.
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give him a beer facial, the combination of the egg white and the yeast in the hops hydrates and improves skin elasticity. no it doesn't. never gives. but you can just tell him that your lips can't resist his delicious beer flavored face. delirious beer flavored face. fuck me. that's actually probably the dumbest idea i've ever heard.
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putting olives in our vagina helps fight yeast infections. stop. there's educational videos on it. just saying. oh, that's good. see? one more reason to love olives. i guess nick was just asking out of medical curiosity then. yeah. yeah. what are these? is that a penis? who's that? young man. oh, good idea. that was seven person pinta rio game as your last segment when you got to get out of here on a set time level.
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