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hmm. we're back. let's go. have we earned it? no, you're right. i'm gonna oglets take it back. i'll tell you straight up, these guys are gonna be tough. look at that. level 50 cowboy. level 31, they got the london knights logo striped down the middle of the jersey not rocking the bananas like we are. alright, just hear me out here. yeah. i'm guaranteeing a victory or i will delete my youtube channel.
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you know what i think we should honor that. asterisk somewhere like a guarantee of victory this year. yeah look at these dudes were in a real nhl state. there's fire. this is the real deal but this is this is it. no one's given us a chance. this i want you to know these guys have taken the time to customize the paint on the railings in this arena. so they're they're serious players ok. they got king though we know as we
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yeah, lockhart. these guys are gonna play real defense. and they don't have horribly offensive names. oh whatever, we win the faceoff. no throwing this game. that was a bad pass. nah, i had inertia. i had inertia on that one. alright, so we're all a little bit decked out now. we spent some of our monies in terms of changing our stuff around a little bit. i want to make it clear, we spent no money. yeah, no money. i don't want people to think i spent money to look like this.
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what's wrong with that? i got no special stats. i just got like a slightly augmented stick blade color. yo, they they know what they're doing we bite off more than we could chew here nice cover. well. it's not like we're gonna play the other team. yeah, yeah, and you should be on a guy at least that's all i ask i so what i do in my head and correct me if i'm wrong. i just keep the triangle i
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so it's like while you're covering that guy you want to make sure he can't pass it to another guy. so i want to intersect the integer. sure if that makes sense in your head. so if x is 9 i want to be y equals 4.5. yeah, i mean no you'd want to be like 8.9 ideally. but at the right tangent? sure you know why not. okay sorry. if it's like you've ever played the game monkey in the middle dan? yeah yeah.
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you're the monkey in the middle. but you want to be close to one of the guys. you don't actually want to be in the middle. these guys are playing legit hockey. they're taking low percentage shots trying to get the rebound. i'll be very quick to pass this ball game. trying to pass it. watch the point, dan. see that guy? he's waiting up there for the one timer. yeah. looks like he was counting grandma's cookies instead of playing ball.
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whoa nice nice nice nice save like i don't that's a guaranteed goal. oh, you can barely see the net yeah, they i think they did that on purpose. let that rip kid that they have painted them white. i think they're trying to mess with us so we got some high quality looks nice get that out of here. all right, boys. oh
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oh look at that, we scrambled their brains a little. yeah they didn't expect that. run our sets? look at that, just you what are they gonna do? i'm a little mad. see how he came after you? i'm a little upset. i just wanted to see what they were gonna do, now we know what they're gonna do. one time me, one time me daddy. no. no, you just got the block. no! alright there you go, there you go, yep. go that way. nice pass, dan, get ready. get ready, one time, one time. let it rip kid.
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i'm just trying to just trying to get it to get us in a position and play some ball here right oh, thank you. thank you. nice shot. nice shot. not bad. not bad. we took team russia to zero zero. let's go that was far and away the best defensive period we've ever had by about a factor of five i saw shot blocks and interceptions and just overall the most important thing was our positioning. yeah, i
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the one thing is, obviously we don't have a lot of offensive time. yeah, no kidding. we don't. i felt like we had a decent amount. what were the numbers? i think you got one shot. i had a shot that was blocked. i made about four passes in the whole period.
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sorry, i thought you kept going. it's like when we play those wild dudes that are doing all these crazy dekes and waiting to get in the zone. it's like you don't know what they're doing. nice! you got it, melfie. ooh! i believed in the melf. i tried for the upper decker left. oh, there's a goal. oh. that's cool. alright, i'm gonna tie him up. okay. i'm coming in and try to dink it out to melfie. yeah, i'm gonna stay near the blue. there it is. let that puppy fly.
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oh, i like it. we're getting some good shots, you know, we just keep this up one of them's gonna go in tie up again okay, i'm gonna get it dink it to you mouth. yeah. oh let that fly. oh it's okay. oh nice oh look at eyebrow this man. he's like my gloves broken. oh
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it just always happens you go to the net and good things happen to you 13 minutes of sustained pressure yeah, i passed that to you, but i guess i didn't aim well. no i got point nice nice i'll stay back. oh you want that oh nice. i like the fake oh
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shaking nuts did it melt let that puppy fly. oh, i should have waited two microseconds he's a god. so good. ah, all right, so come on, no easy goes. all right. what i think they got a penalty or yeah, we got a penalty shot i think okay. all right, ryan took a shot. oh, yeah interference. it's on you dan. you got a chance you do it for james
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oh, my bad. oh, sorry. no shots, no shots, no shots. that's my fault. dude, that's the best game we've ever had. absolutely. so good. so good. lockhart is gonna be iced. it's about mayonnaise. miracle whip's got a little sugar in it though, doesn't it? mayonnaise is like no sugar. oh, what is this? i think that might be the difference. yeah, miracle whip's a little sweeter. this is the moment right here.
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so we've been on we took the attack away from them. yeah, they did nothing that period. yeah. let's go boys. dude, the tie up is so good. cause like, the worst case scenario is you have a coin flip. it completely neutralized and if they don't know how to counter it, you just win. how did you figure that out? by having it done to me about a thousand times. like even that, that's a loss but it's not like a horrible loss.
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okay, just keep it tight. yep. i got you. what is he doing? oh, they're trying to run their sets. yeah, exactly. so they run their sets by one of us making a mistake. not gonna happen. not today! not any day! hold him back. oh, i thought you had him. that was great. that was great. let's go! i actually meant to pass that to ryan originally, but because i wasn't facing you, i think it went to dan. nice. oh, i like it. oh, come on lockhart, come on!
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no, we got this guy. nice, danny. okay. i'm not taking any more. i'm gonna carry one time. that wasn't a high percentage pass. i got him. i like it. malf, you're open. what do we got here? what do we got? little bm. little bm. little bm. they gave you a window. yeah. they had to take it. king was just waiting.
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noooooo! let me get back on d. let me get back on d. i'm gonna catch and carry her. hang tight. take it back. we're gonna run our sets here. take it back. yeah, you can go behind the net. there's nothing wrong with that. oh! we got him, raddle, boys. oh, there's only seven minutes left. we gotta take away all their opportunities. yep, yep. just play, play. good, clean, safety. get in the lanes, boys. exactly. brian's got that. i can't believe i got it out.
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but we don't play that kind of bm ball here i'm trying to pass it he's he's hooking me that's you red oh he just got in the lane that's on me nice work 20 seconds we just gotta we just gotta no no no quality opportunities no penalty shots though yeah yeah yeah one second left the clock doesn't run
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like most of the time that was pretty solid. would you guys unlock some new customization for your character? if i... i'm trying to get to 12. 12 i get... yeah, i'll unlock the sherwood! let's go!
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wonder if we can just throw one down here like this. yeah, that gave us that tinted rock. try to shoot some across here. there we go, found our secret room. hopefully getting enough money to make the shop worthwhile. missing page two. it gave us that black card anyway. this is gonna be exciting. i am, this is spoiled fucking milk. i'm not gonna name the run that because i always forget, but this is a great name for this run. spoiled milk. please explode. thank you. same to you. there we go. so if we hit the enemy, they still explode right away.
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second secret room here? little scary to look. i don't know if it's mega satan or if it's another new boss altogether. i have no effin idea, mate. what if we use dad's key here? i was seeing if that would actually open the golden chest in that other lock as well. we'll totally buy the compass here. but yeah, i'm getting a little breathless here. hopefully you understand what i mean. is it the same as the secret that you get for opening that door in the chest? or sorry, in the dark room? that was so bad.
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plus, i should point out by the way, petrified, or not petrified, but lucky rock, kind of the same effect as petrified poop just in a different area, is a really, really good synergy for us. i mean it's pretty obvious, it gives us the opportunity to get a ton more money from rocks that were gonna be exploding all the time anyway. but yeah, this is a ridiculous run. more damage would be nice, but really what i would love to have here is like spoonbender. spoonbender to make it so our ipecac shots actually landed.
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you think i was i was the part of the original lemon party generation you guys you'd you're like 10 years younger than me maybe you think you invented fucking lemon party now. we were putting that shit on our computer teachers computer monitor during computer class back way back in the day before you guys are even touching computers computer all right now if we could just uh maybe kill this yeah, i'm a real smart guy as you noticed x ray goggles are fine i mean that saves us some annoyance at least
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now we can much more easily find... did i use a key there too? okay, someone's gotta slap me for that one. what was i gonna say? yeah, now we can more easily find secret rooms. but anyway, we don't need to use any more keys in the future, so let's enjoy that i guess. hey, it's a health upgrade again! hopefully a deal with the devil awaits us here. i would love to stack up some more damage without compromising our rate of fire. that would be hilarious. i mean, it's really... it only damages the enemies, right? like, it's... we're never gonna take more damage than we're already taking from our existing hits. it's just the game that's gonna suffer. or like, the enemies that are gonna suffer.
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yeah, definitely like when i'm recording do not send me a link to like a code for a game that is
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this is so good, i'm loving it. it lowers our rate of fire a little bit, but it's still gonna be so fast thanks to soy milk. get it done, oh it's so good. the barrage just keeps coming. da da da da da da da da da da. boom, boom, yeah it was closer maybe. oh this is fun, we have fun here sometimes. there we go, oh my god the money is out of control. i would have, but i didn't have any money. oh well, you're still alive? that was unexpected.
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sometimes i feel like i don't have insurgency. i don't even mind. do that shit to me more often, see if i care. we got dry baby. it's a great item as far as i'm concerned. are we even gonna be able to hit these skulls? should i even be tr well we can sorta hit that one, okay. we can like curve the shots. maybe like this? yeah it works, okay. i mean we don't really want the money but the tarot cards could be at least useful. nope. you are mistaken sir.
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what's our other pill here? do we know? health up? oh my god. yeah, we'll take magic mushroom and we get both of them. okay, magic mushroom and wire coat hanger. i think i'll take both then and also a full health pill effectively. so now we have all stats up and we got like 2 hp in the process as well. 3 hp! blue cap gave us hp. see what we got in here. blue cap gave us hp, magic mush gave us hp, and we got an hp upgrade pill. that feels pretty good. bob's rotten head is not worth
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anything right now. oh yeah, good start. okay play cool play cool. hey, i meant to take damage there that's the new meta. you know what maybe we don't need to even open that one. i tried like three times i just couldn't will myself to do it really like shouldn't be this hard to land a shot on this guy we just walk into him let poison touch do what it do also use a bomb. this is convenient easy really there we go finally
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oh no, this is a regular secret room which probably gave us a big heads up or head start on getting to this boss fight. maybe. jury's still a little out. oh, you should all be dead. think it's down? i think it's down. yeah, felt like down. should have picked up some of that red hp back there. i'm not the smartest man all the time. should also be like holding up before i shoot all the time. there's our second secret room. come on, fallen. work with us here. you know what? you're stronger than i thought.
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i see you're using an old style. wow. i don't even know how dry baby got hit there, but i guess i'm glad it didn't and i didn't. yeah, if i lose this eternal heart, i'm not gonna be salty. let's be honest there. yeah, satan! i'm not sure if he says, stay still. that's a bad start for him. so my hope and dream here was to keep that eternal heart alive. it was a good goal to aim for anyway. this is just madness. i don't even know what can i say here. just stay the fuck away.
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or e yeah, eve's uh, negative, sorry. in any case, thanks for watching! i hope you guys enjoyed that ridiculous episode. if you did, click the like button, it helps out a great deal and of course subscribe if you want to see more in the future. but for now, thanks for watching, and i'll see you next time.
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there are some situations where we can still take an item. the pact, the mark, although it's a little riskier. ceremonial robes, we'll see. we got placenta, so we can take any deal now, if there was a deal, and then ceremonial robes, which we break even and get a damage upgrade, so... it's smart. plus we get a... yeah, we're just gonna go. it's been a very slow first couple of floors here. plus we get a blackheart replacement for our spirit hearts instead.
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yeah, we'll take the cancer trinket for sure. extra rate of fire is super nice. if we'd kept the poop, petrified poop might have been worthwhile to take over the cancer trinket, but there's not that much poop this late in the game. you tell me that the flies from rotten baby are not enough to kill these turrets in one hit. i find that unlikely. and yet here we are. a speed upgrade! this is actually something i'm very happy about. could be a secret room down here.
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can't officially say goodbye to boss rush yet, but it's looking pretty likely that boss rush is not going to happen we stood we still yeah, we still baby. we still we do still have item room and shop remaining these could be huge improvements for me that was a timid tool man taylor jonathan tim the tool man taylor thomas from home improvement tv's home improvement i should say again if we're going to
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maybe we're fighting greed, so we shouldn't pop two of... yeah, exactly. shouldn't pop two of diamonds just yet. we're gonna have another card after this as well. maybe we get another two of diamonds card. fairly unlikely. get the moon instead. but now our financial situation is completely sorted. i would officially, semi officially, kiss goodbye to boss rush now. we are up to 70 cents though, so that's pretty nice. oh, i could have been at 72 cents! dang it! oh, you had a feeling we might see that. shit happens.
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we'll probably blow him up. sometimes you can actually get some decent consumables for blowing up demon judgment. okay, well effectively we traded our judgment card for three cents, which is not the way that i would have preferred that that situation had gone, but here we are. a boss rush room. these can sometimes be quite tempting. yeah, i, uh, that was my bad. i can't really be mad at the game for putting me in that situation because i put myself in that situation. i'm getting low self confidence right now on this run.
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alright, this is big. we actually this is the first floor in a long time where i felt like we're actually doing better against it than it's doing against us. that feels pretty good. we should get a deal with the devil or at least have a chance at a deal with the devil. obviously there's, you know, a handful of items that i would very much like to receive. dark bung dark bung? surprisingly similar and, you know, it doesn't change the meaning that much but it feels like it changes the tone or the implication. dark bum is amongst them. yeah, we'll use a key here for sure.
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this is only necropolis 1, yeah. so we'll just go, basically. we're gonna be fighting war. i don't mind getting an orbital, actually. there are many situations in which having an orbital is very important. for example, if we get any kind of invincibility, this orbital could be like the best damage dealer that we will ever have.
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we do have the celtic cross effect. i believe the cancer effect might give us the celtic cross effect as well. you feel protected? seems like it. or maybe it just gives us more spirit hearts on top of the hp that it already gave us. so we could take latch key as well for the luck up, but i'm content with the orbital here. yeah, we'll take the mark. and we'll head down to the next floor. unless we see a tinted rock, which we do. probably missed a bunch of those, but we got this one. yeah. alright. it was worth it. maybe would have preferred spirit hearts, but here we are. alright, this runs persevering.
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making me feel like petrified poop might have been okay, but we're better off having the cancer trinket yeah on on short rooms guppy's head. you know generates three flies three flies kill themselves you generate three more flies so on and so forth longer a room goes on for the less likely that guppy's head is gonna be that important especially if there's like multiple enemies. oh, that's it right there polyphemus so polyphemus doesn't win us the run but it makes everything easier now
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even though it would be potentially awesome, and we're just gonna hope to become guppy with polyphemus and you know regular stopwatch could be very strong most important thing is we are going up to the cathedral. don't mess it up i'm liking these rooms so far. i know there was a tinted rock over there i'm not quite sure how we can get to it it's possible that maybe we can create a bridge, and i just didn't know about it. yeah, this is awesome there's another tinted rock down here actually that's lucky
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another spear at heart. it's now it's kind of amazing, but it's hard to imagine this run being a loss is that trademark northernlion luck? yeah, you know we got carried early enough that you could say like it here's my version of trademark northernlion luck my definition you can feel free to disagree with it if you'd like pinky eye good but not good enough probably to replace cancer when we have polyphemus if if i get crazy carried before the chest sure let's classify that as trademark northernlion luck and
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hope that we can find a curse room on the way here. i don't think it's worth it. you know, what are we looking for? a joker card or something out of that? i'm not a joker, you're a turkey. that doesn't really work. yeah, keep our flies alive so that we can generate more of them and hopefully, i mean, i don't think we'll be able to kill mom's heart rate away, but i think we'll be able to not suffer too much in the process. good. yeah, anytime... it actually is a big win if we can kill an enemy before...
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yeah, like here go three right now. that's alright. pop this. pop this. maybe we even turn to profit there. i'm not too worried about our fly economy because again we do have rotten babies so like we're gonna be generating a lot of flies on boss fights as well. but it would be nice to keep as many going as possible. no curse room that we can see so we're just gonna go fight the boss and then things are gonna start to move very very quickly from this point onwards. chariot. you know good for playing the blood bank but whatever. not that important.
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yes, good. at least a couple of the flies decided to do their due diligence when deciding on a target. there we go. this is mostly gonna be rod and baby's time to shine. i should not be standing here. this is the... with a slowed mom's heart? yeah, that was like the only place on the fight where i was like guaranteed to take damage. and the deal with the devil is meaningless. let's head up, then we're gonna fight isaac, and then we're gonna go open our chests, and then we're gonna go, and we're gonna finish the run here, hopefully, you know, for the best. let's just walk into one room. actually, this room's easy enough that we'll walk into the next room as well.
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okay, well we will be able to shoot our way in to get that redheart which i think is important. i really just wanted to come back and get this... this guy's gotta be gone, yeah. i had to come back and get this item room of course before we fought the boss just in case we end up fighting ragman or something like that. i'm not trying to say this room is like particularly difficult necessarily but...
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get a secret room if possible and actually it would be fairly easy for us to get over five cents but i don't know if we have any red hearts. we conceivably could have some red hearts. that's not it's certainly not out of the question we could have like one spirit art one red heart. we could have three spirit arts we could have three spirit arts a couple or three spirit arts a couple red hearts, but i don't know let's just get the hell out of here now. yeah, i'm content to go.
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yeah, we might as well. and poison bombs are well worth it, i think. not to mention all the money we got here, but... we got to talk about bump of the night and also... i'm kind of... i'm still amazed at the haul of items that we got from a couple of our tinted rocks back there. it was pretty ridiculous.
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entertainment or complain about you know netflix raising its prices i mean i get that and when anything raises its prices nobody that is just a consumer is gonna go out there and be like yeah raise your prices hilariously on youtube, and i'm not saying you should be ashamed of yourself but if i was like starting tomorrow isaac episodes are gonna be a dollar each there is a certain kid i would never do this by the way
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because i just had a bowl of oatmeal crisp, i'm doing just fine. anyway, like netflix is like $10 a month. unlimited entertainment. probably like 30% of movies made in like the last 10 years are on netflix. yeah, but sometimes they don't have the exact movie i'm looking for and it's better in other countries. that's true. but their original stuff is so dope. like the fact that in the last like three years, they've had orange is the new black,
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because netflix is just, you know, so much better, it destroyed it. i feel sorry for the small business owners. people are always gonna need video tapes, they said! who could have imagined the creation of a device that delivers unlimited movies and television to your home for the price of two movie rentals a month? anyway, um, yeah, you'd go, you'd be like, hey, that movie looks good.
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i'd be like that's amazing so people was never complaining about anything they'd be like nah you know but you remember marvel you know they kind of fell into disrep disreputation uh lately as a result of uh some comics that didn't necessarily do so well yeah i've heard of them you know the spider man guys yeah well they brought all your favorite superhero movies together um and you know they made like really really critically acclaimed
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okay, if we're actually gonna be honest holy light is the all star of this one i wanted to i if i had to describe my my brand of humor as an isaac episode reaches its conclusion it's probably saying things just enough times to be annoying once if something's annoying once it's still funny if something's annoying multiple times they say get out of my house. yeah, yeah hack okay? what's going on here though don't break the laws of physics on my watch mister i?
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our item. oh my god. oh man. i don't know why we have two items. like, maybe because of the crash it gave us a second item in our... when we picked up the second eden's blessing or something. oh my god. eden starts with one? yeah, but we have four items.
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i mean, i'm not sure i still want to go to our item room at the very least. we could probably put this in speedrun territory. but oh, lord. that's crazy. this is one of the strongest. i mean, it's hard to imagine like a stronger start. are you gonna explode? yeah. well, whatever. you got to make it the boss rush. yeah, i wouldn't concern yourself too much with that. i think i think that's probably gonna
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then they throw on the lights to put it in reverse and i'm like, booooo, what do i do? it pisses me off so much. this is like, it's crazy man. the amount of people who are like, i get so pissed off in a parking lot when somebody pulls past the spot and then throws it in reverse and i'm like, yeah, give them some space, dumbass.
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if you drive in real life as if every day was your driving test, you're not fit to be on the road. every time you... okay, i'll go get it. hold on, pause me for a second, chad. just hit the pause button. i don't want to break the conversational momentum. all right, i'm back. here we are, here we are. yeah, i mean, i think like every day
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i mean i can say i lived in a rural area until i was like 15. you really did just like you know you just go to the convenience store? like what do you want to do today? i don't know you want to just like go stand outside the convenience store? yeah sounds nice. so i got some very fond memories. rural kids be like hey you want to go see a movie? sure just let me fill up my car first. so silly. don't you see this is how they divide us. wait okay we're on depths one.
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the stars. the stars is good. it takes your... oh no, it would take ipecac! it would take our ipecac and replace it with two items from the pool. woof, woof, woof, bark, bark. okay, don't hit yourself on the wall. what are the... okay, i was gonna say what are the odds it's that one little rock in the corner. yeah, i'm like, i'm not gonna use it. ah, avoid them both. that's a good idea too.
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yeah, go touch clover. that's wild, i live in winter park. you ever see robert and annie from 90 day fiance? yes. no, sorry, okay. it happens to me too. again, i have that same kind of impotent homeowner fantasy, right? when people leave garbage or find a bottle cap in my patio area.
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instead of being like, you know, wow that sucks. there's always some dickheads who are like it's still okay in the middle of nowhere in west virginia imagine having to you must be a sucker if you pay for a million dollar house in san francisco and i'm like, yeah but then you like it's expensive but then you own a million dollar house like it's it's also not saying this is the way it should be but like you're basically like
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yeah, plus horses poop on the street there. anyway. um... slash marker. casino 2.
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alright, so we're starting on the tutorial map which is nice. we've probably barely scratched the surface i would say i'm not totally i'm not totally sure where i went wrong in the tutorial and to me i don't say this very often but it seems like there might i mean is there an error between keyboard and chair yeah, let's be honest you know i'm not always the most astute gamer out there but simultaneously i am also like
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is down. yeah, okay, we got it. this is where i was wrong in the tutorial earlier. and then up is both all of the platforms and a1, a2, a3. and then you open this bad boy up. let's see how the general public feels about this. sir, he's heading to the stairs because he wants to go to platform 2. i believe in you, sir. he sees the signs. he's walking. he sees the signs. look at that! he's got it all figured out.
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a1, a4, and a5 are this way. i kind of like having to go back in an iterative sense and knock all this out. i think that's really cool actually. i like that level of maintenance believe it or not. it might surprise you. now i will see... well no, because you come in through this, you don't need a sign because you don't know where you're going anyway. you just walk till you get to the intersection and you see a sign that says, hey platforms and the other exits are this way and you follow the signs. yeah. i mean i suppose we could all... you know what? i bet...
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no, because in my head i was like, you know what? why don't we build a platform here to here? anyone got any reasons why that might be considered inefficient? yeah, you got it. it cuts into the freaking train line. so i don't think we need to worry about that. i actually think we could just like unpause and let this go. and i actually think we're going to hit like peak customer satisfaction today. people are going to be writing yelp reviews about a subway station and they're going to have nothing but positive things to say.
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ball of bandages, not that interested. umm... trying to think. normally we don't go angel deals as the forgotten because you kind of get to snag some... some devil deals for free or almost free. we'll see what we get here. remember when we used to take plum flute all the time? those were the days, man. i'm just gonna go ahead and say it. yeah, we could use a man like herbert hoover again. i always get herbert hu hoover.
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let's get breakfast tomorrow. yeah, like what time does that cafe open? oh, 7 a.m. sure, we could be there by like 7 30 for sure. then all of a sudden you're like, maybe we'll show up at like 9. then it's like do they have a brunch menu? then after that it's like, you know, do they do all day breakfast? and then after that you're like, you know what, let's just go through the mcdonald's drive through. like it happens, you know, the best laid plans. we'll give it a try here.
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i don't really want this, i just want to see what's behind it, what lies beneath. it's the boomerang, okay, cool, very fun, very hip. we'll ignore that then, and we'll continue moving on. but yeah, it's been a good time. i mean, my weeks are pretty stable, you know? next week, i might start to be that freak streamer, you know? like that starts streaming at 9am local time.
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go for a jog and you know add a few years to my lifespan instead of just whittling it away by eating so many cured meats. we'll definitely take satanic bible. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll definitely, okay, we already should have known that was coming. you can do that and then we'll do this.
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25 insNLy intoxicated individuals can do to one bathroom on a night bus at like, you know, 1130 p.m. everybody's always like, ah, the people, we can't have nice bathrooms because people are always passing out on them after they do needle drugs or something like that. it's never like, yeah, okay, i threw up in that public bathroom and then just walked out and then, you know, booted and rallied in the uber home.
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uh, and you know, this was the mid 2000s. you know, it was... it was like living on the set of friends, you know, or ally mcbeal. things were like... things were different. there was a men's bathroom, a women's bathroom, and then there was one bathroom that was co ed. and we did, we had discussions over like, you know, are you guys cool with this? and everybody seemed to be cool with it or didn't raise any objections at least. so yeah, we had one co ed bathroom where, you know, it was unity, you know, men and women pooping alongside one another.
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and then, you know, i was just like in the cell, like mortified, right? like this is like the worst thing ever. so, you know, i'm just trapped in there going, yeah, me too guys. yeah, it's really stinky. well, so inconvenient. anyway, you know, when i got out, we all had a good laugh about it at my own expense. i definitely didn't take it personally. and for the rest of the year, and this was, you know, necessity is the mother of invention.
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but, uh, as a youngster, yeah, wouldn't do it, man. come a long way. i mean, it's something you kinda gotta get over, like... and the only way to do it is via, like, exposure therapy. you're lucky, by the way. if you're going through this now, at least you got, like, you know, cell phones and data plans and stuff like that. back in the day, it was just like, if you didn't have a newspaper, we need this. uh, you know, it was just like you and the walls around you, you know what i mean? hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
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oh, my favorite movie? um, oh, i really like fist of the north star. i think it's just a really cool anime. yeah, he, uh, ken, whatever his name is, he punches people, uh, like in their body and then they explode. it's really violent and grotesque. i'm a big fan of berserk as well. not only the themes but also the ultra violence. oh, you were in the bathroom the other day? have some decency! please! do not say the p o o p word, okay?
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it's nice when the mods do their job, which is not banning people. that's really my station. it's deflecting all responsibility from the streamer. is there a casino currently? did you not hear what just happened? they paid out the wrong side and you're like, yeah, but are we running it back? i guess the answer is yes. i just got a good feeling about this one. all right. this is the one. i'm going to go completely silent. dedicate all of my brain power. i was too fast?
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you think i can't find my own funny stuff on the internet that i'm actually interested in? you gotta show me some shit that you didn't even make, you just found it and thought it was humorous? and i gotta pretend to laugh so that you think you have good taste when actually i don't care? like that's... who the hell are you? i trained classically and contemporaneously. i walked bob dylan out on stage. no, like yeah, sure, i do that for my wife. but you waive your rights when you marry somebody to that. like, that's just part of the contract, you know?
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have a child, yeah that's pretty close to the top of the list. right under the korean drama one. attorney wu's kind of goated. i kind of think it's one of the worst shows i've ever seen in my life. the glory seems pretty good. i would give it like an eight right now. sky castles, there's some drama, there's some humor. i would probably give it like a six right now. extraordinary attorney wu, i would probably, like, i don't wanna make anybody feel bad.
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so she had a take that you disagree with on the internet about philosophy. just just let her be. she made a tiktok. did she do it in a very condescending tone? yeah, she had probably eaten like seven edibles before she made it. it's not that serious. dumping on bad takes just amplifies them. well, like if the bad take is like actually bad for society, then i think you should dunk on them if you want because it feels good to do. you're like, i'm better than this person.
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i almost got banned for saying you are breathing heavy on another streamer's stream. yeah, i'm telling you guys, you gotta... listen, i gave you the keys to the kingdom, but you're leaving the car in the garage with like no gas in the tank. you're using it way too much. you're aggravating people, friends of mine, and then you're like surprised that they're like mad. and i'm like, i told you it would make them mad. you were supposed to use it like, you know, you were supposed to sprinkle it.
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yeah, babish was not binging. he wasn't binging back then. there was no j. kenji alt lopez. there was mario batali, emeril lagasse. i know these names better than i own my own grandparents. oh! it's j. kenji lopez alt. i thought i did pretty good. some people might count that as a 50. i would count that as a 75. no rachael ray. you can't mention rachael ray on the internet. people will get upset just because she's not like an haute cuisine chef.
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there is 150 per hundred. i mean, that's that's, i would be inclined to round up and say that's 2% cash back right there. so yeah, you know, they've each got their own purpose. the thing is, you could never go the stuff you buy at costco, you would never buy at hanam. one kilogram of tortilla chips would be like $35 at hanam. and there would only be one brown or one brown, it would be one brand and it would be like tostitos hint of lime and you'd be like, oh,
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venom, that's not, venom doesn't say his own name in that voice. i don't know, venom, they're roasting you in the quote tweets. eddie, private our account immediately. me after i fired 98% of my company's staff and then shit stops working. yeah, sorry guys that shit stopped working. it's just the code for twitter is really brittle for some reason. at some point we're gonna need to do a full rewrite. nice bit, who's that? it's just the guy i made up in my head.
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hang on, i'm thinking about mario. too fast, too fast. best feeling is when you learn something during the exam. yeah, or like when you learn the answer to a question from a previous question. but do you ever get like a false epiphany during an exam where you're like something you never understood during the exam? you're like, oh shit, i finally get it. and then you answer the question, you're really proud of yourself. you get the exam back and your professor was like zero, this is not right.
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is actually like 31 degrees. i wasn't even trying to cheat the test. i actually thought that i had discovered what the spirit of the question was. and now you play mario maker? yeah, but i'm just bill differne. so if i ever had that problem in real life, i wouldn't hire a physicist to consult. my ass would just get in the water and swim. and if i was a little tired when i got to the other side, i would say, let's see you do it, poindexter.
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i don't think we should ever calculate anything. well, maybe like... never mind. i think it's probably a good thing. oh, oh, oh, oh! i should have gone to the right! that's the furthest we've been technically though. yeah, bridges. bridges, that's an important one. i'm happy that like... but like, here's the thing. i don't think that they make bridges safe to keep us safe and like avoid tragedy. i think that's like a happy accident.
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they don't have an app, they're not on uber eats, they're not on doordash, you can't online order on their website. so i used to call and be like, hey, can we get like one of these and one of these and i'll come pick it up? and they were like, yeah. then one time i called and someone picked it up and said, hello, restaurant name. and then i said, hey, can i order something for takeout before i even finished the sentence, their ass hung up on me. the next i hit redial, i didn't assume there was any malice.
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i have absolutely no idea what the sentence you just said means in any possible capacity. like imagine logging into steam, okay? and then inside of steam there's another steam. okay, i'm gonna have to stop you right there. yeah. can we break down the analogy a little further? inside of steam there's another steam. yes, that's what this is like. okay. you don't see it? inside...
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hold on, hear me out. can you scroll down a little bit? okay. you see this youtube thumbnail says level one level nine. yeah, we were we were we were riffing on that with chad a little bit. wait, so i think my mind's what is this? what are we looking at right here? so in fortnite, now people can make like custom experiences.
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yo, hear me out? yeah. box minigames? daniel. this is all like it's incendiary. these are liabilities, man. you know that this game has like weezer in it now? we could load up one of these games and it'll play bohemian rhapsody and give us all a dmca strike for no reason. maybe. i mean, there could be some cookable moments in here. we just have to i got to do some research. i would encourage you to check this out in your
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it's like playing terraria again. why wouldn't it be fortnite but with just lego? this came out like three months ago, man. you're so far behind the times here. it's a little tied up, man. lego fortnite has come and gone. all right. so you just want to do normie fortnite? yeah, let's send it. okay. i mean, do you think this is the future of gaming? i think isn't fortnite kind of old, right? i don't want to say it.
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kind of like discount fortnite, really. like i'm sure there's lots of survival stuff in roblox, but it's like all minigames and stuff. i thought it was kind of cool. did you ever play dreams on ps4? no, that was just like a bunch of random stuff, like people doing stuff that you do in like strawberry fields. yeah, i think you pretty much got it. people like make their own games and then you play them and maybe like some of them you play for like 20 minutes, you're like this is pretty good and some of them you play for like five seconds.
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like he didn't get baited. he's like, i just want to play football. and it was just nothing but clicking and clicking and clicking. ads, ads, clicking, yeah. no, i hear you, man. it's crazy. there has to be a market for that though, because otherwise why would it be out there?
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i mean it's a good time for gamers right now, right? i saw you, i wouldn't say running your mouth, i thought i would say it was being very accurate. you said, i saw you go on a rant saying that balatro is like a once in a lifetime roguelike. yeah, i think it's like a once every few years sort of experience. and then someone was asking you to play assassin's creed. no one asked me, that's a straw man argument. i made up a person and then yelled at them.
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oh yeah, for no questioning. i mean it's not like i slapped a chicken or something. i'm careful with what i say because i don't want to get picked up by the reality tv news websites and...
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uh, from r slash kidless in twitch chat, they said, well why don't you just tell her to go back to bed? i want to make it a point to go to that subreddit, because it's, have you ever been there? r slash childfree. yeah, i just heard about it the other day, i haven't seen it though. i mean, i've seen some posts from it for sure.
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just watch this documentary on netflix called like crypto bit conned. oh, yeah you seen that or no? no, oh dude, i could guess i thought it was like, you know, like a breaking bad i thought it was you know, like a dramatized fiction it's the actual real guy and he's a cartoon character like imagine like a
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i mean, i'm just using his words, not mine. like the biggest thief you could imagine. like gigachad, 25 year old lamborghini. like, it's him. yeah, exactly. they got a glinter. long distance glinty. i like that. suppressive fire. light him up. up down the sniper. so light him up. shag nasty 360, 100% real person.
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bro, i don't know if i ever told you, but long story short, i went to public school up until eighth grade. so all my friends went to public school and like, da da da da da. i've got an older sister. she goes to private school. and i'm like, i'm not, i told my parents in eighth grade, i go, i'm not going there. and they go, the heck you are. i said, okay, watch me. so to get into the private school, you had to take a scantron like entrance exam, right? yeah.
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alright, i'll have to check it out. he looks like the guy that could be like, he could be the new zealand crew member who's like, he's a little corked up. like everybody else is all business but he's not afraid to like, you know, smoke indoors or like, you know, use a hacky sack or something. like, will look like he teaches surf lessons in hawaii? sure, yeah. okay, i got you. i'm with you. you see bald life now, by the way? thank you.
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how did that? that's and i'm reenacting it basically live right now. it's how that's how my head looks right now. so that was organically made. yes. i respect the heck out of that, man. you know, like any kind of organic emotes i'm all about here. here, get in this area and then take some of this. take a mouthful of this. oh, yeah, bro.
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last night was a movie. all right, dude, what is this? the ninja turtles? dude, go in, go in. hold on. you gotta go in. i did not expect that. what the heck? there's a heck of a water slide in there. i'm going invisible, bro. i've now broken invisibility. you turn no build off, right? yeah. i mean, i'm in the storm run.
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135, that's criminal stuff. yes, i mean, 101 is criminal. no, i'm saying like throw you in jail stuff, not give you a slap on the wrist. yeah, but the dude in front of me was going 136. you asked the fastest i've ever driven, and now all of a sudden it's like if you're driving 185. i'm not driving 185, it's that, you know, you get pushed. skrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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no, no, maybe, well at least let me get on the back. whoa, i love, dude, great work, okay. your turn, your turn, your turn, your turn. this thing's got a hell of a hemi in it. nicely done. see, power slide or trick with the shift button. i wish they hadn't told me that. yo, can we just do an inverted flip? like, yeah, oh, pull back, pull back, yeah, yeah.
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150 kilometers per hour. okay, so it's probably 90 miles an hour. i think you got it exactly right. oh, really? yeah. yeah. is there i know we talked about is there anything in your territory of the world that uses standard? yeah, imperial. i'm not gonna say standard because that's not it's not this if anything metric is the standard. like 7 billion people use it every day. but yeah, isn't it all standard? we call it imperial.
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but hot for you is there's no there's not enough variance. it's like zero to 30 is what you work with use decimal points, bro. but you never see those. well, yeah, because it doesn't matter like whether it's 37 or 37.1. it does though. it's whether you wear like a light jacket or a vest. no, no half degree in celsius should change your your clothing for that day.
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the point is like you're using a thumb to measure a lego instead of a ruler to measure a lego. okay, well why instead of using a triple digit scale, why don't we use a quadruple digit scale? here we go because that would be ridiculous. three digits. it's just coincidental the way i've been doing it my entire life is exactly the optimum way. so let me ask this, a great summer day in vancouver. yeah. what's what's the temperature? first off with a great summer day in vancouver, we're definitely hitting this.
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well, anyway, you're dancing around the question. the question is what standard measurements do you have in canada, if any? because i don't know that question. we tend to use at least in my generation, we tend to use feet for height still and pounds for weight. and why do you think that is? because our parents grew up doing it. so if you hit a button, you would change it. i try to use kilograms whenever possible. yeah.
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i feel like sometimes i ask chat about stuff and they don't tell me so like that that when i knocked out princess leia i had a flashback of like asking chat why people go to anime conventions and they take pictures of someone stepping on them. do you know why that is? uh yeah. i won't tell it's like uh it's it's um it's like a uh an erotic meme. like it's a meme or they like like it? it might be both. i mean i understand i can't relate but i understand.
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you never wanted to be stepped on by a lady who's like taller than you? i mean, i guess if you bring it up that way, maybe as a kid when you watch like xena warrior princess, you'd be like, you know, get ready for this. i mean, you did that to yourself, buddy. i don't know what you want me to say about that. get faded. yeah, see, they're saying dan gets it. dan gets it.
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sigourney weaver in ghostbusters. yeah, as a kid you're kind of like, all right, i get it, you know? yeah, i mean she's like six foot four. she's strong. she could probably pick me up. speaking of being disney pilled, have you ever been to the star wars stuff at disney? is there star wars stuff on the cruises? not on the cruise, at least not on the ship that i've been on. but i've been to this stuff at, oh thank you, at disney world and that
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like, are you interested? i would be like, yeah, absolutely. when you do the cruises, are they always the same ship? no, they have a few that they like, they rotate. gotcha. the thing is, like, i, i, you can't explain it to people and it's fine either way. but, um, like for our crew, a cruise will go insane.
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i think we got this one though. as long as we're still aiming truly. couple more hits. might be able to get this done. there we go. okay, hopefully she drops a little bit of red hp for me. it looks like there's a half heart on the ground. what happens if you shoot it? hell yeah, that's what i was hoping for. okay, armor, hp, and a hexagon. i don't know what it does.
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you know, welcome to die territory, but maybe i'll get super lucky and i will just understand the boss immediately. i wouldn't bank on it, but stranger things have happened. oh good, yeah, let's give us some more enemies that i've never seen on this room because it was just a little bit too easy for me was my problem. get out of here, weird bullet goatee man! i don't want to buy your just for men gel. i don't want to buy anybody's man gel. shorty you're my man gel, you're my darling man.
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requires more than a key. oh god. oh pop it. thank you. this should not hurt me now i probably could have just walked there, but i can't dodge roll i'm assuming the fact that i can't dodge roll means i'm invincible which is actually a huge advantage. oh, oh my god we walked on top of an enemy there and lost our armor. that's okay. oh, there's a half heart and some food that's that's not a fork. that was a key. yeah, dummy okay. well, we're still alive here still kicking it. oh
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because i used my key when i probably could have used my lockpick. i think i'm just gonna give it my all on this boss fight, man. i imagine this is probably where this video ends. yeah, i've never seen this tank before. the treadnaught. okay. remember, you got a blank.
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sod off seems to be doing just fine. okay, if that's what these do that we're oh i'm extremely lucky to be alive. tell you what that was maybe a suboptimal usage there. we're halfway through having our invincibility charge. i can't wait. i'm dead. yeah, i'm dead ah that's still i feel like i can be reasonably proud of the way that went down. oh
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