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turns back into the haunt again is what would happen maybe there's a theoretical chance of that but at least it gives you the option of like getting some benefit out of it but still having a lot of inherent risk instead of just like there's no point at all. it's so lucky i blew up a rock with my last not just a rock but a one blocking his silver chest and it gave me a blackheart wow, i needed it
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unless you get a devil room that leads you to dead cat. that's a whole different story what happens after you touch in the things? you die once and then appear on the other side of the room or the outside of the room oh, that's exactly correct. yeah. no, i did it like a hundred thousand times. okay. oh wow super bandage as well huge item kill me gertie, why is this this hard everyone sucks the big one man. i want to be successful though i only have one heart left
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but it's not something i'd like to rely on. my luck with the collar has been absolutely horrible. it seems like nine times out of ten i won't get out of the curse room with it. even though it's just a coin flip. oh fuck this. get me out of this room. oh this is perfect. oh wow. that could have been bad. blah blah blah blah blah. see ya. why didn't i have this run before? freakin abaddon. perfect. what do you think about this guy right here? take him or leave him. on his face he'll be dead.
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that seems like it shouldn't be allowed to be done. are there not, like, sanitary rules in this wrestling? well, rikishi washed his ass before they did it. it's not like he was just going in sight on scene. yeah, you say that, but do you know? how do you know? yeah, you don't know that. did you watch him? ah, get out of here, you scumbags! you probably did watch him, didn't you? i watched rikishi. nick, what would your finishing move be? a nice guy hug? uh... wow, rick! rock your world, move. oh, he's a nice guy!
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that was pretty cool. that was sweet. give rob your energy. oh, this is one of those where some people spawn on the top and some people spawn on the bottom, huh? nick, i say we don't fight each other. let's just throw the bomb up. i'm fine with that. i'm pinata. no, we're not on the top. they're on the other side of a wall. hey, can i... all right, ryab, it's me and you then. we can be up here and then call up... wow. wow. what's your problem? ugh. i'm bad at bomb jumping apparently.
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it's like, you know, it's no big deal. oh, oh god damn it. yeah, you know what they say, like, if you don't have a fever there's nothing wrong with you. dan, where are you going, man? alright, i have big arms as a ghost and it makes me throw bombs really far. wow. you batted me to death. what is it this time, dan? i'm just saying diglett jokes in my head, but out of respect for nick i'm not gonna say it.
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good enough. but do you guys see this? did you see this? no, i don't see anything. peanuts, coca cola, chels. wait, wait, here's what... check out your chat. see this. jason with o.t.i. subscribed for 28 months in a row. whoa! thanks a lot, josh. boom. much appreciated. whoa! wow, that's like six babies. all right, i'm gonna give you a seed quickly. what is it? but i don't have an overlay, so just chat. there's gonna be a black screen for a second. don't worry about it too much.
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good villain. oh yeah, fair trade! oh, you have lasers! dark gun vs laser. i gave you the laser, you didn't accept it. that is true. okay, everyone hold up. why? damn! wow. wow. wow. my thing, sharuna.
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oh, that's a little cheap, josh. that grenade looked like it went into josh's burger. oh, wow! oh my god! oh, you rocked me! all night. amadeus! i wanted that! oh, it's the judge shred gun! oh, fuck. i blew it. i didn't realize it ran out.
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does it just have to get wrecked? yeah, well no, they have to dodge the rocks. whoa, there were more guns than swords! the american way. and then, if the uh, if the players don't kill the people with the rock, like with the rocks in in just enough time, then a bunch of bombs fall down and kill them. if you want. that sounds pretty fun actually. wow! you're dead now. alright, i'm dead now. drink my drink.
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ah, you could probably use a grenade right over it. nooo kay, i'm fine. god damn it, i don't have to shoot it. wow. nooo! nooo! nooo! oh! oh, i lived. i knew what was happening to you, i just wanted to do it. hey! that's alright, i can't wait. oh, you broke ugh, i didn't see you grab the other one. good place.
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i hate you right now. why? why do you not have a gun? i accidentally threw it away. i accidentally threw it away. don't disturb it. these are every bad thing that's ever happened. rob. you big idiot. i forfeited my point on that one. oh, wow, i grabbed your grenade! alright. i got that one. look at that bouncing burger. bouncing burger over there.
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i'm real good at net guns. if you get first band, ban nets because he's a non stop force. that was a dota for rob. it's a dota! it's a me, a dota! oh wow! look at the impressive resolve from mr. blueface there. i believe his name is blue... oh god damn it. whoa. oh okay yeah. wow.
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i'm all over the fire! don't spread a rock, beef! we're under the fucking confines of a bible confined on your bible oh you fuck! out of a bitch! i'm into that smoke and then put on josh's hat because his member looks like he's intoxicated wow! see? that was a fast round yeah michael caine your michael caine's not that bad do a michael caine pretending to be a duck
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that was alright, right? wow! this net's for you. how did nick end up winning that level after? i was already netted, i got back out. uh oh. there's nothing over here, huh? oh, there was. all the way to the right. rob! just danced in the ah, no!
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oh, wow! wow! i don't want to move! i guess i have to, huh? you don't have a sword anyway. you can get one. oh yeah. i can't believe he got it. he may someday get this. i don't know what you're gonna do about this though. oh, almost fucked up the die. be brave.
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yeah. wow, that is, that's consistency. sometimes i think about that, because i ran my own numbers and it was like, uh...
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microphones duct taped to the ceiling because we didn't have any mic stands. it was pretty... pretty indie if i'm being honest. oh, this run just got a lot better. i'm uh, i'm like all sorts of stuff going on here. um... yeah, this run is wow! i just found proptosis. oh cool. and i got guppy. this run is like really good. yeah. dark bum, fear shot, and like a shitload of familiars.
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then we're like okay well at least i can work like this and then i'd try to record isaac yesterday like 20 minutes into my first run the computer just blue screens come on so now wow unrelated to the gpu could be a driver issue could be a could be an issue with the bios as many people are telling me now could be motherboard compatibility. i don't know i
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yeah, i mean like come in the case ready to go. yes that was in the case i felt my own before and i had like some really quirky problems not similar to what you have like mine i would start my computer up and this is still the case in the computer in the other room and half the time the monitors don't don't come on. oh wow, and i have to keep restarting it until finally the computer talks to the monitors so i mean, i'm not
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oh wow, this is a huge floor. just get guitar hero live. i actually could get guitar hero live, but i don't know what it is. does anyone know if the guitar hero guitar is going to look or feel better than the rock band one? is there, like, i didn't know that's a real medical thing. i love the rock band one. i love the soft buttons and the strum bar. i don't like the clicky ones. i know it's easier because you have that sound and that, like, click feel to stay on beat, but i can just, i don't know, i like having the natural rhythm where i don't feel like
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you get points for which is great for me as someone who is just absolutely awful at singing i actually have done better on a hard than on medium because on hard i can hit the wrong note and still get points for it and they're like wow nice freestyle and i thanks i think that's the only way to go though. yeah, well, i mean at every instrument. yes, except for vocals for me i think i lack the mental biological capability to sing most on expert. i
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but if you ever need a rapper for the eight hip hop songs that are in rock band's 2500 plus library, i'm there for you. like, uh... i'll do the rapping part from feel good inc. and we'll have a fun time, but... your chat says you can't play rock band with the new guitar hero controller. is that really true? oh, snap. begun the rhythm wars have. that'll mess up my whole plan again. wow, that's kinda messed up. i don't know if that's really true. thanks for the subscription. that's what i would do. well, you know...
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thebears40, thanks for the subscription. we're gonna conveniently ignore that for now because i am on the womb one of a wimple lostron. proptosis? oh lord, he's done it. mike myers is my favorite wu tang member. ah yes, the mizzah. now i got the magic mushroom in my next item room. wow. magic mushroom is bad as the loss though, because you don't get the hp bonus, so... and i'm guppy. oh shit.
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what? did you just find like five item rooms adjacent to one another? it was an excel floor. i walked into my first item room, found proptosis. one room up from that, two rooms up from that, my next item room. then i walk into the next room, find a gold chest with guppy's head in it. wow. holy godly loss run, batman. diddle ridiculous. that's okay, i'm not mad. i'll be caught up with you soon. yeah, i was gonna say.
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is it over? no, i made it somehow. wow. you got bombs? oh fuck. yeah, i put a bomb down and it actually trapped both of them. oh nice. okay, i've still got some extra lives. i think i have to take bbf because it's, um, it's damaged and i have no damage. yes, it could kill me. that thing is so dangerous. but i have i love it when you have sad bombs with it though. that's the thing, i'm like, well i have butt bombs, so i have like a mild synergy with it.
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pay dividends. yo, doc, you wanna go on an expedition? drown little freddy? wow, you got a worm over there hiding in the cave. oh yeah, i got worms all over the place that you wouldn't even know about. you wouldn't even know? i feel bad. it's alright, you know. worms is worms, man. worms come and worms go. that's how they roll. thank you beastman studios for the subscription!
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a lot of things could happen. if that little lip was gone, maybe. do i trust... nope, that's not gonna work. i might just take a hail mary shot over there. it's mostly pretty safe anyway over in this position. let's see, i wanna use the wind so i wanna aim a little bit more up. i licked my finger and we'll see how it worked. wow! that was really good! i told you i licked my finger!
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i don't know whether that's suck me comma beautiful or just suck me nutella and beautiful. yeah, wow. that's how i'd like to hear it. you need to turn off the audience in the menu? what? oh. okay, okay. do i have to back out of the game in order to do this? you probably do. yeah, okay. exit, exit. yeah.
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yeah, i see that. so draw it right now. okay, will do. thank you cognitive dissonant 22 months in a row! if someone else buys your art in the auction, you'll receive 50% of what they paid for it. wow, that's a really... that's bad. why would anyone want to buy this? you actually need to draw two drawings before time runs out. don't be too precious about it. okay, um... and there's only 70 something seconds left, so be ready. oh shit, alright, i gotta draw this better.
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rock lee smile painting comes up. i'll buy it for 3200, but i got it for 600 what is this? this is like a sausage machine? uh huh? i'm not bidding on this sausage. it's not worth shit wow, i bid 800 on the sausage machine. i'm not even remotely close to understanding how to play this i
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makes me so sad okay, so this guy i just did some flavor text because of how much money is on there rob i can't i can't stay hang. i can't hang with you here. yeah, you can i don't have any more money oh god damn it i wish i knew how much money you had because i was just trying to shoot up the price cuz it's not even on my list wow i was trying to do this. why do you
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it was actually like pretty cheap all things considered. i made $2,000 on it. oh god damn it. wow. i don't know how you screwed up but i did it. you shouldn't have screwed him i guess. oh my god it's the fucking bank again. alright yeah get a loan fuck it. you guys want to try the bomb game? i think we should try the bomb game. this is a clusterfucker right now. with the bomb game. you know what it is? is that like the chat doesn't get to understand our decisions. you know because they don't get to see the bomb.
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wow, alright, i guess that really makes sense then. it was designed for that. man, this seed has everything right off the bat. first floor super envy fight, a dubious item room. ooh, cursed die into soy milk, holy shit. it's a proper send off. well, it's not soy milk, but it's a soy milk ish item. i got soy milk. what? cursed die into soy milk, that's what i got. oh, you re rolled cursed die and got soy milk? oh my lord.
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i think it's probably gonna be a win if i'm being honest. i really hope it is yeah, like guppy hive mind lord of the flies. it's pretty it's up there. my run sitting a little bit teetery right now it's a little 50 50 as to where this goes. where are you at on your run? i'm on necropolis one. oh, wow. okay. i've got a lot of health but it's like it's kind of going and coming pretty quick. yeah, you know, i've been there man. yeah absolutely
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can you just run it through the chain and command for us, aluc? yeah, can you maybe suggest that in advance of afterbirth's release tomorrow? i don't have anybody that i can talk to, so... put it in the old suggestion box. if you could just pass that off the food chain, i would be very happy. is small rock what nick calls his penis? wow! that doesn't even make any sense. it's not even a bad thing because it means it's always hard! wait, that might still be a bad thing. that might still be a bad thing depending on your perspective.
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which i watched on the plane. this is like my favorite part of channel i watched the inside out on the way over and i watched terminator genesis on the web actually like inside out it was a lot better than i thought it was gonna be yeah inside out is one of my favorite movies this year when i'd said that to lynch he was like wow you're brave like to watch that in public cuz you probably would cry i was like i almost did but yeah, man me too. i
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what is mathis's record so i know how to beat it? i don't think he's ever even made it past the menu screen to be honest. wow, that's awful! yeah, he's pretty terrible at video games in general. why does he play them so often then? i don't know, i think it's like he plays them so that one day he'll be good enough to get into the overwatch beta. but he doesn't get better ever, so why does he bother? i don't know. he's... you know how einstein quotes like doing the same thing expecting different results? yeah, and saying something or other. that's about mathis.
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really? yeah, you'll be like wow you really you're gonna using chopsticks you think what yeah, i'm it's okay it's really not that hard. it's like complimentary but also like you're kind of like whoa you must have had really low expectations. yeah for me here
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they lost my bag in new jersey when i got to the back home to the last airport and i had to wait for three hours for the next flight so i could get my bag. i was like, hey could you pay the parking since my mom had to wait here for three hours to bring me home? and they were like, nope. wow! we can't do that and they scowled at me too. wow i can't believe this fuckboy would ask us to pay for his parking. yeah, they really did give me a face like i can't believe you asked that question.
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there you go. it's 20 times bigger. oh wow. well i guess it's as simple as them just comparing the, you know, measurements. maybe that is information they'd have. is canada bigger than russia? no. there's another piece of information for you if you're interested. i knew that one already. i can just kind of see it on the map actually. although i know the map lies sometimes. the pacific ocean is 10 times the size of russia. there you go.
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yeah. or disney, was it disney world? yeah, it's disney world there. land is the california one. okay. i just said it because you said it. that's fair, man. i'm gonna challenge, i tried to challenge you, but i can't invite you. i haven't gotten online yet. alright, why don't you invite me? sure. and i will accept it. austin is playing civ 5. that's unexpected. wow!
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i'll give some satisfaction to space wells on ice for the dollar donation who said you read donations during ads frowny face i'm sorry. it's the best time that i can but you're right that is kind of inconvenient for you guys. sorry about that also, thank you to overlord king for the two dollars. i flew to helena mountain or montana and had a 30 minute stopover in denver i missed my flight even though i was 10 minutes early the guy at the gate told me to come back later united put me up in a hotel for the night wow
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i'm being able to do this stuff with my bank. oh jesus. that's a little scary. i don't know, maybe i should upgrade one of these banks? what does upgrading a bank do? better like interest rates. i think you get my stuff faster. damn. i just want the bank to live long enough so i can sell it. either that or you get bailed out by obama, am i right? yeah! wow. zing!
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oh yeah. we have like a mirror match here. i think so. quite literally actually a mirror match. mirror things happening. wow, let's just drill through the fucking ground and see if i care. alright i have health upgrades, i forgot about these. mostly because i don't know how they work at all. what's going on with this thing? not a whole lot. trying to like tilt my own laser. oh no i don't have a shield down there. i'm sure i'll get one soon enough though.
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well, you're not getting one. that's probably fair. wow. let's stomp the shit out of my drill. wait. oh, you do have a bombardment in a different way. yeah, it's one of these. ah, i fudged it. all right, let's see how much damage we can do. i'm not very confident about this. i don't think the drill hit it. no, i don't think it did either, actually. strangely enough. drill goes right through? oh, no. full penetration.
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wow, that is a lot of damage actually. it's a rough spot. well on the upside though, i do have healing abilities so i can use that. that's true. i took out my diamond mine too? you can't stop the twitch bomb. that's an oldie but a goodie. it's been stopped, you stopped it. i stopped it, subscriber only mode stops the twitch bomb. oh yeah, that's true too. most people don't know that. salty earth, you're not going to be able to put another dude down. i only have one dude i need to put down right now.
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that's the first time i've seen it. i killed greed! congrats! what? you won! yeah, i think? i don't know. you thought you were in the shithouse! what do i do? you go in the chest. wait, do i give him the money? no, give him all the money in the box, because you actually... oh. but i did it. he still unlocked lilith. would you have given him money if you had the money, grandma? i did it. delta? twitch chat says gg clutch holy shit. wow, nice job. heart attack clutch. burnt umber.
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go chest. ruined. white. palladium blue. wow. good job, josh. thanks. i agree. i did it. that's actually pretty impressive. is it? oldmantbiles, thank you for the subscription as well. oh, just fight champion haunt with 1 hp and no damage upgrades. you know, wales is a real place but not seaworld. isn't that weird? that's not weird in the least.
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i can't believe you have a correlation to tell a story from what i just said. wow, you're an interesting part of town. there was a dude who had like a hoodie on and like no shirt under the hoodie and it was zipped way down. so you could see like down to like the middle of his chest. yeah, he's advertising. and then he had a pink gas mask draped around his neck.
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i just don't know how he's doing. i can imagine kathy griffin, but i can't ever imagine what her voice sounds like because i don't think i've ever given her enough time to speak. she's on television. because she's a woman? no, it's because i don't... i don't know. maybe. maybe. wow, we're getting a lot of stuff out here today. it's not true. toenail clip things i don't want. those are bad, right? yes, those are dangerous.
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yeah, i mean i ate that thing. he like lives in the ground and he comes out and he's like, oh i got fucking skull heads. i live in the ground and i'll give you a pound. well he does have like these weird little kind of like dicks that kind of shoot out which is... yeah he noodles you to death with those dicks. yeah he... oh! i got godhead. wow that's like a big deal i guess. shit why didn't i... he's playing as the law so that's kind of... wait a minute dude did i muck that? yeah i totally fucked that. shit.
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here, one sec. everybody hang up, i'm gonna call you all again. alright. how do i hang up? hit the button. hello. hello! hello! hello. hello. hi tyrone. tyrone, because of this technical troubleshooting, i just lost a lost run where i had godhead 2020 and holy mantle. i've been watching, that was... i didn't know it was actually you playing because that was amazing. wow! it's so unlike you, he couldn't tell.
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and he's like, i want $1500 for this aerosmith shirt. and the guy was like, let me call my friend who's an expert on rock and roll music. and his friend is like, yeah, this is like a one of a kind shirt from like before they were even really that famous. and it's signed by everybody. wow. and then he's like, sweet, how much is it worth? he's like, i don't know, like 50 bucks.
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it wouldn't have been so bad if i didn't come in from the top door, which is the one that you can't see behind the statue and you'll immediately walk into it. oh, here we go. ludovico technique is the lost. i can't end this one. take as long as you need, josh. the same thing happened to cobalt right before he killed mega satan with lost. wow. oh man, that's so bad. apparently my next run's gonna be really good according to that.
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in big truffle, thank you very much for the subscription wow oh sneaky whoa i had no idea so many people didn't own duck game you guys are missing out. oh there it is which makes sense you got nailed i'm ready. oh
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you know, i care about myself too much right now. oh wow! i've done that before too! what the fuck just happened? i netted you, you dropped your sword and it killed you. you netted me, i dropped sword. and it killed you. where am i heading? this is bad. oh, it's better now. shit. oh my god. i did not murder him! i did. almost got me there, josh. get away from me!
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get away from me! aha! i saw it coming! you can't get in through there. i don't like it. i don't like what you did there. that's not fair, i had you mind controlled. oh... oh god. wow. i'm not ready. wait, what just happened? he turned you into him! yeah. is that not good? i got you into my side. oh, fuck off, mister. josh, you handed out few wins! ha! whatcha doing?
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choco came through he said in my chat before if i said i would eat the booty like groceries you would donate a hundred and eleven dollars and so i said it now. i donated eighty four eighty six and says no you totes deserve this. thank you so much you're very welcome. it's pretty baller. i sold out a little bit, but thank you basically like a twitch prostitute yeah, all right nice thing to say if you're cool with it. that's all right. don't throw you off the level for saying that wow
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whoa, how did that happen? i don't know what happened. shots came out diagonally and flew across like the whole level. alright. wow thanks dino attack. aw mubot still dead. thanks very much for the resubscription pluto. five months in a row. pffft. yep. barely sure i did that to myself.
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the emails reaction videos memes on youtube. yeah, they're real funny though and not all of them are hilarious guy i wouldn't dispute that i never heard of them i feel like you get a long up and i think we have them on the show honestly, but we talked about that oh my god. what is this? oh wow nice nice nice incredible performance nice moves like plosive diarrhea. oh
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nightbody is like a bruce springsteen song or something. wow. oh. that's pretty good. eviscerated. i at least have beat rumble muffin. someone who's playing the game for the very first time. like that song? it feels... yeah dude, it's forwarder. you should come over and play rock band 4, josh. because they do this thing where they like...
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just let rumble muffin do it. he doesn't know. he doesn't know any better. wow, that was tactical! yeah. three shots individually. one shot, one kill. never waste a bullet. it's like god of duty all over again. the muffin man got me hard. yeah? you should talk to like a sexual therapist about that or something. why?
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alright, don't go under that little one tile high thing. you're not going to be happy with it. oh what man jill zero thank you for the resub that's three months in a row he was doing something awesome job you ended his life he was doing the worm all right, i did anybody. oh wow okay. what's your story? of a lovely lady who was living... i did it again!
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wow, and maybe yeah, yeah shrek is nice luke is now playing the binding lies of grievers. why don't you play after birth you scumbag? we all know you have it. they cancel that not cool josh how do you not know the story of the brady bunch and now well if only there was some like very? condensed version that you could point me to yeah, it's like the theme song maybe four men living all together they were all alone, but were they well i mean i
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he had the children and then she had children. so they're not the biological parents, right? i mean, i mean they are of the half of them each individually. they're half of the whole. okay, that's what i thought what do you get? well, i mean i get it now. i just never like crossed my mind before wow wow you turn me into a fucking sausage daddy would she like some sausage?
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do you think i am? yeah, i can see that definitely. i don't like ferrets. i could see skateboarding downtown with like a ferret around your neck, no doubt. whoa! that's the nicest thing you've ever said about me. gas mask on too? yeah dude. oh wow. not that with gas masks? i set up a trap for you nick. oh okay, hello. nick just did nick just win?
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you're both just items right now. i have no idea what i did wrong. i turned him into a clown. i guess. everyone died so simultaneously. oh, that's fucking horse hockey. is it? no! wow! that's the greatest mind. why are you all sleeping? why do you paint your face like a joker, bro?
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why didn't you pay your taxes, grandma? oh, wow! you fucking pinata'd me! never give up. never surrender. i'll live. boom. boom. boom. i'm a chicken. like a duck. shoot fast enough to not die.
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on crazy rounds. where's... i've never seen that movie then. what are you doing? this door is fucked up, man. who's chris kyle? i don't know. fuck! you dingus, you fucking planted that there. somebody just said they'll donate a hundred dollars if i make twenty new levels. wow. that's like five that's like the first freelance design level design job i've ever been offered. there you go, dude.
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y'all get out of here! he's got it going! you going after me? what are you out of your mind? are you crazy? help, help, help! help me! oh, if you throw the chainsaw, it doesn't work by the way. donate 130 canadian levels. oh no! wow. i thought the net gun won that for a second.
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it says like oh the untainted yeah, do this run so good now two times damage no tears down says a luke. holy crap. that's really good wow. it's just like eve's mascara with no downside breaking the game that judas priest yes the the damage numbers are from spider mon and now my i know that i've left that room my damage is bad again. what's going on with that? oh?
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it looks cool though. it does look cool. it's got cool points. if i d100 myself into an item, does it unlock on my log, do you know? i don't know. it's okay, i can just check afterward. i d100'd the other day and i got real platinum god before i even had all the items. so that sounds like maybe a yes then. i heard that's happened to some people though. they'll just like pick up one item and then it's like, real platinum god, you did it! wow, you worked hard. now stop playing.
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yeah, like, okay, seriously guys, now! i went from this run barely existing, i was like about to die, i was at a half heart, and now i think i might just not take a single hit on super greed or ultra greed. wow man, that's actually amazing. actually no, i took two hits while i said that. but that's okay. this is the ultimate breaking item, the dice shard, because it rolls everything that i've already collected, pedestal wise, and all the stuff on the ground. i've only had it once, but it seems excellent.
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i don't think i've ever lost a green mode run using the d4 or d100. it'll happen one day and i'll have to retire that stat, but for now i'll live with it. take this test, get it out of here man. man, spider mod really makes it clear how good like piercing shots are against enemies like the holo and pin. when you see like one tier and it's like 90 90 90 90. you're like wow that's pretty good.
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i don't know if it's worth it. my sanity. yeah, might want some variety at some point. what is this? sorry, pardon me? i've got like a big nuclear symbol. around here we say, what are those? i got a nuclear symbol and an x ray visor together. this is weird. it's like farming in wow. this is much faster. with two coins per? fuck your sanity, it's worth it, it's faster. wait, was milk worth it or not worth it, nick?
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oh, my program just stopped working and it crashed. oh, that's the worst! your stream program or like isaac itself? isaac. wow. i have had that happen once, but... i went in the grief chest and it broke. oh no. and i can't continue. no! hopefully that's not three hours of progress just down the drain. if i lost my freaking coins from that, i'm rioting! tyrant, you're gonna get an earful, man.
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as cool as it is, it's like also functionally worthless. let's check out our deal with the devil first though. oh yeah, is that are we guppy now? nope. sorry to get your hopes up. we're doing the ultra great fight now. we'll reroll this. why not? i'm in the secret room with mom's perfume in it. what is this? oh my god, my eyes. uh... i have epic fetus and when it shoots, it shoots 12 times. that's a lot. that's like... quad shot, triple shot, epic fetus. wow.
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oh, my swallowed penny dropped me a dime and a nickel right after that. wow. step on shrunk enemies to kill them. oh, okay. i didn't know it worked that way. really? well, somebody said that. that would be sweet if stompy allowed you to step on small enemies without taking damage. i can't hit anything. i have tumor again. yeah, i hate it. just keep rerolling, man. i just want a battery. yeah, i know. it's better. there's freaking one teleporting ghost and i can't kill it. there we go.
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but i don't know. i would probably be like 459 and then i'll get like mom's knife holy mantle in the same room. gotta do it then. sounds pretty awesome. i guess i couldn't really complain. mama's the cat. we're taking anything with luck. oh no, burning basement, curse of darkness. this is playable. i can't see any enemies but this is playable. wow, you say curse of darkness in the burning basement? that's like...
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it's a weird name. what does that mean? wow, this is rude. i get the butterfree part, but what's the first part? ma gives black hearts. okay. oh, impa's like... a game character. ah, it's an interesting choice. i think i'll take the wafer. close call though. oh no, i got penny tears.
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that was an old hint for angel rooms? oh wow. i guess it was. i just thought the angel room mechanic was so obvious, why would it need a hint? just obviously get your first deal with the devil, don't take any items in it, and you got like a 33% better chance for getting a deal with the angel. it's like, i've played video games before in my life. i tweeted something about the angel room hints, and somebody said that in order to get the item that tells you the hints, you already had to have gone to item rooms that got you to it. so it was just like redundant. mmm.
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is that because of your graphics card that you changed that? no, it's um... i actually accidentally left it on 1080 once. and it just worked. and people were like, wow, it looks really clear today. and i was like, well, that's weird. i wonder why. if we ever encounter some latency, we can put it down to 720, but we'll see. oh, it was a retro vision joke. i see. i see. now i got a little too bent out of shape. i took a personally, i apologize.
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what happened on the subway? elbows or something? just slowness. they've been doing a lot of track upgrades and stuff lately. so they have to run at a fairly reduced speed. i respect it, but it's also frustrating at some times. yeah. they don't want to snap everybody's neck simultaneously, i guess. wow. i'll do that for them if they want. there you go. it's easy money. he beat me. that was rebirth?
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oh i already installed it. wow i'm ahead of ryan. even though i'm behind ryan. ahh, tower climb. took me a while to figure out an optimal controller layout for this game because it's got too many buttons. like uh, i should be using my 360 controller? if you want. i mean, i got away with a keyboard before but i moved over to controller this time. i think it'll be better. i mean i generally prefer the... yeah. the uh, whatchug of the controller. i can sit back, relax.
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you gotta use the mouse. it's a very odd way that that's set up. freakin'... it's not optimal. okay, controls... click on a box or plus to edit. oh wow, this is crazy. click on boxes to change player controls. why does it all say x? i recommend using the d pad also, not the analog stick because it's too easy to accidentally fall off a ceiling when you're trying to shimmy if it doesn't know true up and down. okay.
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lemon nine months in a row oh my gosh. oh, we're gonna name him i'm thinking about um chianti wow chianti yeah, that's an exotic like a late 90s rmb singer he wears one of those necklace thingies you know you know which one so one of those yeah, like it's all that all the guys wore
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i don't is this wow, okay. i think they made this harder. running into a lot more enemies than i remember. okay. incoming rip. i know, right? i just you gotta rip apart. you can beat the tutorial, fox. i have faith in you. oh, i friggin' know i can beat the tutorial. this is just like, spelunky all over again. it's like, it doesn't make sense the first while, and then after that, you're just doing it in your sleep.
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on a bi annual basis. sup squall. chad thinks i'm gonna end up breakfasting the shop pretty soon. 19, oh wow, okay that's quick. so if you get hit with one of those stun pods when you're up on a wall, it can just kill you, cause you'll fall. i died. good. i made it to the second floor of conservatory. i made it 2226 feet. what's the world record? what's the world record? 2226 feet. you can beat this actually.
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okay, how do you guys get these super bombs like you got to kill someone? yeah, where do you go to the you unlock him hit one of those pinatas? thank you. oh, he columbus for ten months in a row wow it's a real he's gonna discover a new continent one day box. he should break this pinata man trying use your baseball bed oh, that's what it's not getting in the water you joker. well, it's had it coming. oh, yeah right through the hole
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i would leave the butter out, but i live with someone who thinks that that's so don't leave your butter out no, they prove that that's not a thing anymore. i mean it like it can get moldy, but if you eat the butter fast enough yeah, as long as you're doing it within a week's time. you're plenty good just or what you do you buy the big thing of butter cut a chunk off your butter and slice with the rest in the fridge the butter out i freaking won wow
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v for vendetta symbol thingy. oh wow. and the kicker his name? justin trudeau. the kicker was they couldn't like remove it completely because of the rubber whatever so using typical chemicals or something like that would i don't know destroy it so you could still see like the shadow of it to this day and like they couldn't justify replacing it you go there and you see a giant v. it's pretty good.
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it's cool though because it's got the whole chat interaction. your chat would love it. he's just joshing. he's played it. wow, you're an asshole. what? i've played it too. making me look like a fool. fox, get over here. i want to try something. if it's not trying to kiss me, then i don't want to bother. i don't know whether they'll kill you or kiss you. okay, here's the deal. one of these days i'm going to get a good spear bomb off.
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got a pinata no wanna why little candyman in there wow you got to go way over the top with it if you think it's over a top, it's way higher. ricky who the fuck is a candyman? i'm scared. did you like the zam squidge?
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it's a game for the vx spectrometer. currently the only one of those in the world is in the mit lab in boston. so we're gonna fly out there and cover the newest electronic product it invented. really? well, probably not a lot of people have played that, so if we talk about it, maybe that'll bring awareness. nobody's played it. it literally just was completed yesterday. it's the world's first computer game. wow, that's weird. i've heard of computer games. we can talk about watch dogs.
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that also just came out? i was thinking we'd discuss this new invention that i've heard of called, uh, fire? apparently it's uh, it's what happens when there's like a lot of energy released at the same time in one like very concentrated area. you can like cook food on it, makes it easier to digest. wow, that sounds pretty useful actually. yeah, i mean, you know, most people are saying it's transformative. i think it's kind of just like a flash in the pan. we'll be back to just eating raw lion steaks pretty soon, but. flash in the what?
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where am i? you're in the duck bucket. you're gonna die! i didn't pull the pin, got it! jokes on you. ahh, tell me! i got a duck nugget out of you. how will it end? how will it end? that's how. holy shit, ryan is on point today. wow! you took it off your head. that armor is not good. oh my god.
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wow! he's youngin' my dome. thank you fuzzywolf23 for five months in a row. welcome back. josh, the angle at which you hit me there is absurd. i hit you? yeah, it like barely crested over the top. did you actually just jump?
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whatever you did it was really good. i'll never reveal my secret to you. oh, man. i'm getting shit on now wow i love his smug fucking base. yeah, there's nothing you got this day. i got like one two. oh i don't know josh, i think you got this man. yeah, dude come back city your eddie's i
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don't forget about the game of the year edition that came out last month. you mean the black edition? wow. he used to call those things things. it's coming back out. yeah, i know right? oh! ryan, that would have been friggin' nasty if you were able to do that. what would have been so good? would have been pretty nasty. are you kidding me? no, no. that was quite true.
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he's doing the work. i'm from maui! poi! poi! as a hawaiian parody of tnt. wow. i really like that. it not only killed me, but disposed of the body in one fell swoop. wow! it was like an overhand strike! yeah, it came down with a haymaker. which hawaiian island is your favorite? i like kawaii!
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oh fuck off everybody. fuck that. go get him, jack. oh shit dog! you're gonna get launched as you bejesus him back. alright, here it is. where is it? that was the idiots. just kidding, there's only one of his and it's ryan. woah, that's cold man. ice cold. oh fuck! he's got a cobalt shotgun! wow. wow. hehehehe.
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that sounded delicious someone said of your water. someone create a sound. a sound bank of all the different times you've done that. oh that's literally impossible, it's like every episode. oh god damn it. no! what? oh god, fear the rock. josh should make that his new sub sound. wasn't it? i think it was for a time. it still is. oh wow. whoa! there you go, so it was. thanks air force balls.
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yeah, dfa. i thought i wanted to disappear or what? i thought i had him. i think i saw one just like of yours that just disappeared never to be returned. oh! all right, park was a little bigger than i thought there. i would have lived. what you trying to throw that at me? wow! surprised you got hit on that.
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josh and i'll have pink boots when he lived when falling on top of the spikes. oh i did have boots with the fur hey, there was a meat duck in the back a son he got lost on his way to the to the mine the jerk store wow you chopped up his corpse, huh? wow, i
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well, this is like... it looks like there's atmosphere in the sky. yeah. this is after the romans terraformed it. wow. we haven't still landed on the moon, so we don't know what's up there. that's exactly 100% true. the moon tried to land on us with that, like sandy eggo. and trump gets to be president. sandy egg. then a new type of like, intel chip. sandy egg. oh, that was a great shot. great save! josh is on point. low gravity. it's because he grew up on the moon. i don't get it.
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witness from the moon oh oh oh why would you hit it that way cash cab? well look at this? it's falling right in front of the net no it isn't at all have you met the moon? have you met the net of anything? no, i can't believe they're gonna go what wow? it's alright life goes on tetsuo antenna
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there's actually a said pinball like on the screen. i just clicked use ball though so you can suck it. i can't read. also we don't get regenerating turbo which sucks a little. i got used to that. feels more like an actual soccer ball now. yeah, that is correct. wow! that's what that guy said too. ball went really high in the air. he almost saved the... or scored a goal on his own net. alright everyone cool it a little. you get some real velocity on this.
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missed it. i'm ready. and feo chan just resubscribed for eight months in a row as well. well to mac feo chan. cube ball's hard to maneuver, man. i can see it being fun once you get the hang of it, really. right now it's a new experience for us. the rocket league guys seem to really get into it. wow! they should do it as a game mode in like supersonic, acrobatic, ultrasonic battle parts. what the hell, man? i didn't set him up for that.
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oh wow. yeah, i agree. one million percent raise coming right up. it's done. i don't get it. it's uh, it covered it in an intro to maths. oh, is that a college course? yeah.
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we got this josh set it up. how's that? it's the gigantic ball i kept it in all right set it up. you got it set it up. i loan porpoise how was that yeah? that was another one that was up there for sure the all time greatest plays oh no dead i got it. i don't got anymore wow i think heights gonna be the name of the game here
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high gravity. 1v1. no one ever hit the ball. exactly. it kind of makes me want to throw up a little bit. yeah, i just hate it. i hate everything. does the time go slow too? because it shouldn't. i think the time is normal. fuck that. fuck you canadian cannabis piece of shit. wow, that's like super rude. yeah. good. he's not dang weed. why did that not happen? oh, because everything goes super slow.
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we're playing the craziest variant we can possibly muster basically. the fastest, heaviest ball that's small. oh it's heavy? heavy and small. so it's gonna be sort of like dark matter then. heavy small ball. yeah. with a small ball with tight gravity. it's gonna be sort of like dark matter. it's gonna be like this tiny little thing but it's center of gravity is so high. there it is. oh wow. it's like bouncing spikes. it really does have a little bit of energy to it.
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you guys can fly really well too with this. yeah, but the ball never goes high enough. yeah, i know. just saying, if you want to you can maneuver in the air. boom! oh, get in there. get in there. oh wow, josh. i think game speed might be better off at normal. no, the game speed is actually normal. i didn't change that. it's the boost that's crazy. oh, okay. and it's the high gravity that's messing with you too.
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alright, we nearly oh my god, no it rode my roof wow oh my god, like the gameplay is so boring. it's like aggressively boring oh, we lost josh. hey wow now oh man i'm really glad we're all trying for the aerials at least oh
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oh yeah. boom! i feel like the actual meta here is just demo the shit out of the other person every time. oh yeah, sure. it's hard not to, honestly. oh, there we go! fastest shot i've ever seen in this mode. easy money. beautiful, that's like a normal setup. wow, you hit it like a real ball. that was a surprisingly textbook goal. yeah. paymaker. i just want this one to end. i'll just quit out to the menu if you want. yeah, we can do that, i guess.
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oh, wow! the power play. oh my god. i kinda need to see that again. see, that's why people use merc. it just rolled over your roof! that's hilarious. alright, leave match. oh. i'm gonna try to pop the kickoff. can you get josh back? nah, he's probably... his connection's down. probably to one last q for mutator. alright.
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safe to say this is urban night then. oh my god. look at the shots. he has a beach ball pro you're all fucking beach ball casuals. oh, you can't want to play yourself dude. come on fucking cheeky. i've seen you do that before. yeah keep each other honest here. oh too many bodies in the way and this guy like loves the chat. oh, no wow. give it up. oh, oh
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right place at the right time. all i had to do was miss eight or nine times earlier. no. wow. gotta get up. no. oh, lord. you should do the michael caine christopher nolan sketch now. it's still being specced out, unfortunately. oh! damn, we're getting rocked. michael, you can't drive the batmobile, mate. it's just a prop. wait, who's the other part of that? michael caine. michael keaton? no, michael keaton is like the actual batman.
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and he had like super huge arms and you had to fight like a nyxia to get to him from wow wow wow it was it was interesting. that's pretty wild i'm gonna go with just a regular old isaac hard mode run just to see if i can get to either megastating or hush on this sure so 74 rg cteb 74 rg cteb yeah
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on this run because it's just a d100 so i'm like wow whatever. i didn't find that. tractor tears, that's fun. tractor bean tears are a lot of fun. i got teeth. i also got small rock. yeah. but then i re rolled it into something else. i also got small rock and then re rolled it into something else. it was like i'm the intersection point for these two seeds. thank you very much dickfuckthedongsmasher, welcome to the quarry. glad to have you man.
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all those items that you can pick up, like you can dump them into your junk file and it automatically goes towards whatever you want to build on your base. so it gives them a good use and the mod system for the weapon seems really cool. so... okay, so my little host head did just pop up. what? what? it actually popped up and it blocked a regular tier from hitting me. i have never seen that play. wow! that was insane. i wonder if they patched that in because i had never seen that even once.
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i've yeah, i've kind of like just accepted. it's gonna happen yeah, that's what i have done with back seating on anything, but isaac i'm like if it's nothing new if it's like a strategy game i just want to get good get up to the current curve like bring it on bring the tips on yeah the game i was like an hour in i think somebody spoiled like the most major plot point in the game for me and did they made a name on twitch to to yep, wow what a jerk yeah
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i haven't seen that since a little kid, but i have seen it. oh my god, i got this baby transformation and soy milk with a cursed eye and it's got my reflection. wow! and i have the magnet, this isn't good. okay, this is actually way better. i don't know what this is, but it's better. i got like dr. fetus homing technology bombs. this is the worst thing i've ever rolled into in my life. it seems pretty good. we are all over the place on this run.
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i don't know that! wow! that sounds like some kind of kinky sex thing to me. yeah, that's what i heard too. i really like strong flavors and she's like, yeah, i bet if i fed you garbage you'd love it. what are you talking about? no, i'd be paranoid my wife's gonna feed me garbage just like a joke sometime. that's the best insult i've ever heard. i still think, i don't think that was an insult. i think there was something that she was trying to tell you. i didn't drink my garbage juice into your mouth. save on the grocery bill if you can just eat the food twice.
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and every month they sent you a new strain of the devil's lettuce in the mail. it's the dankest idea i've heard all day! does that kill you too? yeah, everybody just dies. i guess it's legal if you're a resident of like four or five states. so wait, it's a loot crate for weed? yes. wow! i think it's more like an empty box for weed. that is actually genius.
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yeah, hallie96, thank you for your subscription as well. that is an awful idea for a level and i love it. why don't you throw little boxes in the house? oh god, you can do whatever you want. run away, run away, run away. wow. oh, this is intense. chain gun versus nick's web gun. let's be honest, how is this gonna end? that's how it's gonna end. right there. wow!
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i feel like i have a cap gun. pretty weird. wow, that radius! oh crap! what are you trying to do?! no! he zaned his soda. thanks for the resub as well. oh! damn it, i thought i could jump over that. alright. oh wow, the destruction. i should have died back better. i don't think so.
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hmm. make it rain, make it rain. believe we are out of impasse, sirs. that looks cool as hell though. what?! oh, what?! how did that hit me? it threaded the needle i guess at the top of the door frame. oh my gosh. with like a upward angle or something. oh! wow. skillful plays today. fame. go ahead.
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i just know how much you guys love rock so i thought it would be fun to make a level about it yeah, i know. i mean it's pretty good. this might take a long time. oh shit i freaking forgot which side i was on i thought it was you dying for a second you should make it like auto start like flamethrowers or something wow let's touch. let's touch. what are those feet called? i don't even know feet duck feet
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i don't think they were loose, i think they just like to dance in freaking private clubs, rob. hey, you probably have to be pretty loose to dance, you don't want to be all stiff, do you? alright, that's fair. kate, you wanna be my hero? you wanna be my hero, baby! baby! wow! give me some sparkly hi! she dodged that. what?! my maps are not on the workshop yet, but i will upload them when i get a pack of ten. i'm pretty close, i think i got seven now. i got a pack of ten at you.
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nice shot, nice shot. thank you kyle. impressive honestly. wow. my sparkling water addiction is not out of control. it's been replaced by my magic the gathering addiction. you are pretty addicted to that. your weak side is addicted to that honestly.
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here come get a box. why does it look like you're like slowing down in time when you're waving that thing? the time saver oh i like this one all right. let's see how this goes all right all right all right now ladies how did you get up there? it's a dirty trick. you got a feint feint death right at the top no yeah, i just did that yeah, that's awesome wow no one will ever know
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oh, i want to burn you so bad. i don't even know where my duck is. no! oh, wow! oh, oh no! i like iv, that's my favorite roman numeral. i like i i i. god. napalm everywhere.
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alright, don't do that. i didn't really think about what that means. how did i die there? how did you die? i got a flower! oh wow! kill you! that's like pulp fiction shit. alright, i got a rusty trombone for you, friends. oh no, what?! duck! duck! that was actually amazing. yeah, that has no ammo in it, buddy. those shoes, man!
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alright, this is the let's see what you get a jetpack alright. see you later. oh my god dude this level design is like the background is really dark and foreboding. yes looks like freaking hell from super meat boy what are you gonna do about it? oh? wow wow i've been mad honestly oh
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wow, i jumped too? nick is just the web god, i think. i think i won like one round that time, holy shit. lick the wind, what are those? oh jesus. god! alright, yeah, that's not good. oh yeah, oh yeah. okay, alright. it scales very well.
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he got it! oh no, i fell. oh! yeah! wow, okay. that was real good. uh oh. spaghetti o. you can't jump faster than that bullet goes. what's up arctic wolf? italy is in europe. fuck! poor plays on my spot. i think you won.
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i don't know what happened, you like flipped the desk over and then i was standing on top of it and... what?! very confusing. i feel like you were in the same spot as me when i died. i'm not squaring off of nick up there. oh. wow, new meta. there it is. it hit me with the butt of the sword and killed me. this is the sharpest part, you gotta watch out for that. what?! that is freaking crazy! oh, you dick! yeah, come at me bro. i got full armor on.
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that thing will pierce your armor. that'll pierce your armor, bro. oh, it did pierce my armor, bro! my armor, bro, was pierced. i have a box that i got to start with. that's good. oh. okay. yeah. right, i should look at that. oh, wow! i'm so worried about the dudes down below. i didn't see you. oh, mick. what? i won? that wasn't like a humblebrag or anything. like, i actually... yeah. my eyes off the controller because i thought i just got destroyed. go away, nick.
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tube stone grappling hook, it's the dream! i'm gonna get a tube stone. oh! ow! i've killed so many people at the same time this round. are you kidding me? i slayed you! like the dragon you are! tossed it over the edge. wow! tis just butt japes. you should definitely construct me with the ak. alright. that's the game we're playing.
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oh i died wait how did you die i don't know i think your helmet fell on me wow right you got me though what what what what i don't know if it can rob my what happened a grenade hit my corpse which i believe then ricocheted over causing him to get disarmed and maybe shoot himself
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alright, i'm gonna play for nick now. it's alright! you got me. oh, wow! i didn't know he had a thunderbust in there. i got a thunderstick. i got a thunderstick. i love that nobody wanted to commit to the grenade launcher. can you blame us though? oh, nice shot! i was not looking below me.
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alright clearly clearly i'm going to have to be patching this. i can't honestly move like oh wait i've been dead. oh wow, very aggressive well played rock master apparently rocks i was gonna drop it off
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that's a joke. i'm aware. she's a lady dude you that is like the second oldest joke on the internet makes it like dancing baby done and before but or done whatever the real player format is um yeah, it's a rtf or i don't know it still gets people on a regular basis whenever someone on the show makes a joke like well you know zelda's the girl or sorry zelda's the boy and links the girls so people are like wow how do you not know this yet? oh my god this is
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you unlock krampus to play and then if you get 999 coins donated in one greed mode run as krampus, you unlock the final item. it's a lump of coal too. it gives you slightly better damage. it does nothing different than one. and it doesn't stack with the original. yeah that figures. oh wow, these hushroom items are not good. uh, i took bumbo?
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they never weren't. yeah, well, i mean, literally directly over my house though, like i can see them. can you smell them? yeah, i can smell them. they're serving kafilte fish actually today, it seems like. wow, that's very ethnically friendly. what is kafilte fish? it's music. it's like pickled fish. yeah. can you just pickle anything? pretty much. pretty much.
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good stripes. you know, cud from final fantasy den. alright, let's not be mean. but yeah, no i have heard about cud. did you guys hear about linkle? i did hear about linkle. what is linkle? linkle's the female zelda. yeah, alright, yeah. okay, that makes sense, yeah. wow, look at these sheep trying to take the upper path. ah, i got roasted. oh, that was a mistake, but i just you can twiggle a pinky? what? twiggy?
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alright, that's a lot of pulses. what the fuck? there we go. oh, what the fuck? you canadian bastards. i don't even know what the story is. what did canada do now? i heard you guys dumped a bunch of like, sewage into some lake of ours. oh, that's bullshit. does that sound like something a canadian would do? it doesn't, that's why it was so odd. i heard canada fucking murdered president obama. whoa. wow. oh, i lost. i, you know, i'm gonna be honest, i hadn't heard that he had been murdered.
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so i heard labias are up this week. yeah labias is pretty good. i guess feel about labias. no administration fees on the eris fund. but eris shows her labia you win money. eris from final fantasy vii? yeah she's confirmed to be in smash brothers and she shows her labia. wow. it's eris in the japanese version of the game. wow. jeez. we don't even acknowledge anymore that some people say eris. cause you rearrange the letters it spells i earth.
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wow. oh shit, i counted your comment with my own. well, they're comments now? that's a meatball bear. it's a meatball. that's a meatball bear. meatball bear, that sounds better. that's alright. it's the new subway sandwich. oh my, i think i tackled you as you were hooking. it's like the ultimate pyrrhic victory. that's what the police do. nice. it's a bit of a stretch. stop desisting.
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wow. stop breathing. is that robocop? are you going for a robocop thing? cute. yeah. kind of a depressed robocop. stop breathing. knock it off, guys. that's him spinning his final directive to himself. oh no. doesn't the sergeant have to tell him that? kat, don't get in front of the screen. i'm gonna be flying blind. great job. great job.
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subscription to a power place. honestly, i don't know if you're joking or not. ah shit! yeah, yeah that got a bit weird. wow what the fuck? yeah. alright buddy check this out. you wanna exit ryuka? you can go. why don't they just sell a chair that's got the fridge built in? i don't want that. well think about how long you're gonna spend away. you could have prestige while you went out to get your mountain dew. what you just sprinted through those boxes?
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fantastic contraption. wow, that was really good. um, you know, the word wacky is derisive just in its usage. why? they are wacky by definition. wacky and goofy are like, you know, goofy in particular is just a way to like, you like, squirrel away art you don't care about. oh, you don't like sean paul? oh, you know, he's goofy. i like sean paul van dam.
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who doesn't who called sean paul goofy sean paul is pretty funny. isn't he there? wow, so you're calling him goofy yeah, i'm squirreling away art that i'd want to diminish it's like a sean paul's big head man. yeah, fuck you sean paul. you're really goofy. oh
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this game has been like out for like over 10 years i feel like. like no joke. every pax we've ever gone to there's been a display for it. this has been early accents. early accents. it's been an early access since 2012. legitimately. nice boxes dum dum. wow. oh fuck. fucking fickered. trying to play the game? oh farts.
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oh goodness. alright, i guess i lost by jumping there. this is a clusterfuck. oooowee! great drop. oh, cardboards! cardboards! somebody say magic the gathering? oh my god. ow! ow! oh wow. wow.
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that was my adorable little cat sound. oh, i like it. a victor, my favorite brian wilson album. wasn't bad. let's play some brawlhalla in mere moments. we're gonna run some ads. thanks for watching so far. be back soon. have you seen festival and resort or are those new? i think we've played both of those. okay. wow. excuse me. mmm. you're not excused. we went to break, though. you're not excused. come on.
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ow! ow! spears from both sides! oh, nice dodges there. i'm in like, bright red. there we go. yeah. yep. that's fair. oh, oh, okay. no, that's a bear. yeah. oh! i got bird! i've inverted. i should have been birded. i didn't get birded, unfortunately, for you. wow, what a dodge. yo, blue nash. i'm not fucking around. ah, fuck.
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i like being out. alp, rock, cast and bae. oh it's like, sort of like the guns. what a cool character. wow that is pretty neat. yeah it's like actual arrows. that's cool. oh my god she has a dog! oh no. she has a dog? she has a dog watch!
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woah, ooh she goes like ham on that attack. ham attacks! hello! ham attack! sometimes you gotta ham attack, you know? okay. what is that? it's like a cleaver ax thing. it's a cleaver ack. oh, a cleaver ax. wow! oh, oh, oh, oh. rax is a different character. no. it'd be kind of fun if there was like a specific melee weapon that did more damage thrown than used melee.
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i keep forgetting i have claws and trying to pick up other items. what? alright, i like the sword better anyway. come on up. good luck. oh, damn. somebody hit rob. okay. oh, wow! ah, dog farts! excuse me. oh, did you kill me while i was... no, okay, you didn't. i'm the worst.
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just last week i was getting my dick sucked! r r r randy! wow! that was a really fast kill! yeah, i had one of those earlier. i got destroyed. hey, you guys can't dodge literally everything though. oh, i'm out of juices! oh, disaster. can't believe i ran out of juices so fast. i don't like being monkey in the middle here. it's alright. never monkey over here. you mean monkey in the shadow.
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money in the linkle. oh, i just blew up a mine by using a spike ball. i didn't know that was a thing. nice. monkey in the linkle. i did like that. i tried. if you could make that horse whinny a lot more, i'd like that better. can you make it the poo a lot more? horses will the poo all the time without you telling them. wow. that's true. have you guys ever tell you one time i saw a horse try to eat a baby? yeah, i love that story. tell it again.
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everybody kill cash cab break cash cab. oh, yeah, you got broken break his spirit, too i haven't even like i've only won like two games or something of one like the statistical average amount of games you have that dominant role in game. that's all it took for me to get salty about your plan. i'm out already wow look at the bear look at the bear bear look at the pretty bear oh
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the tale of the stranger's candy was created by a man named ronald clark o'brien after his son was killed by eating a pixie stick laced with poison. that's fu oh. o'brien claimed that his son got the candy after he'd gone trick or treating but had no clue as to which house gave it to him. however, it soon came to light that it was o'brien himself who gave the candy to his son as well as his daughter and three other children. wow! in an attempt to cash in on his son's life insurance policy and help with o'brien. wow!
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on the halloween evening of 2008, a convicted drug dealer named quentin patrick fell into a bout of paranoia when his doorbell rang. i already don't like him. and he assumed it was rival gang members there to collect on patrick's life on halloween. and in retaliation, patrick grabbed an ak 47 and fired nearly 30 shots blindly into his door. ha! and killed the family. wow. wow. wow, they were trick or treating.
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alright. i caught it. i caught the hockey of the horses. oh. i see you. baby. shaking that thing. oh! wow, i'm dead. yeah! that was all of us. oh, come on. woah! woah! that was okay. not expecting that one. bang alongay. bang alongay. oh, legna. woah!
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and the internet didn't exist. wow, you didn't say it, huh? i got a big canadian thing. a big canadian thing right here. it's rush's 1982 album, moving pictures. blown up to 30 times its normal size. things that you never felt before. what is this freaking new york man that's confused and a little scared? it's like scared and confused new york man. yeah, he's like like canadian? his experience with canada's rush.
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