Quotes about “Woody”
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i refuse to use how to jump on principle. if i use it, that means i need it. i don't need anything in this world. what don't you need? i don't need how to jump. why? are you practicing to be a buddhist or something? yeah, exactly. buddhists don't jump. didn't you ever see that movie with omar epps and woody harrelson? buddhist jump? no. great at ringing bells though. this is a good jump room. hey, thanks awesome rash for the 23 months in a row as well. that's a whole bunch of months. 20 times, our rash is really awesome.
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don't ever call it the city that just plays far too much into rob's hand rob's new york centric woody allen isms. i mean you got to acknowledge. i do live in that state so right yeah, it's not like i'm the most prideful or patriotic person. i don't really have much allegiance to a place it's just like this is the culture. i'm i've been in forever. i'm used to it now there's some problems in new york that i want to point out a lot of problems with new york go ahead here's the big one
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very good. hi there! are you pulling a string and you're a woody doll? that's the cowboy from bart's nightmare and the level where you blow up germs until they explode. okay. are you pulling a string like you're a woody doll though? woody dolls are what girls use for fun times. it's a penis. i'm gonna go get a drink. i'll be back in 30 seconds tops. alright, have fun.
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use your blink stat here. so you can blink through walls. so like when you were like running around me in that little woody wood town, you could have actually just blinked through the wall and then stabbed me. they have glens. why can't there be wood wooden allens? woody allens. glenn beck. they have glens. they have glens. what is that? they have glens.
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oh my glands someone to come save me um no, yeah, you're in the basement as where you die. yeah, but they have a glens though. why can't there be woody owls? woody glens hi, oh what how'd you see me? how'd you see me how you don't yo guys come down here quick. they got nintendo is the nintendo running out
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i almost got the rebound but then i missed it. oh but i got teleported. what? double tornado right here. no the battle! the occurrences of this. get ready boys. i'm amazed how many times you traded positions. oh no! some victim missed it. i thought you were gonna hit it so i just kept rolling. denied. rolling, rolling, rolling. denied again. oh what? i'm strong. i blocked it. yeah yeah! no! oh i've got a woody.
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i don't watch movies. i couldn't name more than one. daniel craig, woody allen, roger moore, george latham, sean connery, timothy dalton, none, christian bale, pierce brosnan. woody allen james bond was one of my favorite era. yeah, there's two of them. god damn it, chat. what are you gonna do?
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caddyshack, groundhog day, airplane. i've watched airplane. airplane's great. airplane's good. like pretty much everything mel brooks has ever done. no strings attached. do you guys like planes, trains and automobiles? is that what it's called? that's the woody allen movie? that's a good comedy if you want to cry. i'm thinking of... what am i trying to think of? no, yeah, it is planes, trains and automobiles. the john candy one. your one?
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but you were harping on how the story was so meaningful. well that's because you fucks you no knowledge of freaking you know danish art house cinema. at the end it didn't tell me what happened so it's like they were too lazy to even write a story and i become woody allen right now for some reason.
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that's a dissident either. one plus one equals what, bad nerd? go fuck yourself! don't stop till you come. i like it. the thriller's weird. i wanna be woody in the new toy story. i'm an oscar nominated and winning act. yeah, mr. freeze, that's a good one. chill out, buddy.
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after bob dylan the college hit climber. it's aldrin climber. that's what they used to call him yeah, it back in the day him and woody guthrie used to do this all the time don't be jealous let's go pretty soon. he's gonna have his own pub g squad. you're not wrong say if they all learn from dan we're in trouble too. oh god we're in trouble cuz they'll surpass all of us and use no, they'll just be
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yeah, you know you don't tip if they they screw up that bad like what i what i mean like if i say something special like i i like thin crust pepperoni pizzas, and if i say like hey can you run it like through one more time so it's extra crispy? that's hip worthy if i go pick it up. i think that's a christian bale yep, woody allen's on there as well. yes ones here
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